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Madoff Transferred To a Medical Facility Within Prison... Hmmm...

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The man who brought the Ponzi back in 2009, Bernard Madoff, has been transferred to a medical facility within his new North Carolina home, according to CNNMoney.com and the Federal Bureau of Prisons.

Though, mums the word on what is wrong, he is 71 years young and living in an environment he, nor anyone else sane, should be accustomed to.  You gotta admit- it cannot be easy; I'm sure it's complicated at best. 

The kind of complicated the SEC felt when they tried figuring out what the hell was wrong with Madoff's books. 

He's reportedly been at the medical center since his transfer on Dec. 18.

Tis the Season, but does anyone really care? 

Don't answer that.

 




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Wed, 12/23/2009 - 16:36 | Link to Comment You Cant Handle...
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This raises the obvious point:  don't invest your money with someone so old that prison isn't a deterrent.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 17:08 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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+1 I love that comment.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 18:37 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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You gotta watch out for young people too. They will sit around and reminisce about if they had killed so and so they would have been out by now.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 18:52 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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I thought we were all in a madoff medical prison 

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 19:51 | Link to Comment I need more asshats
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Much of the work on this site gets to the ROOT of evil.

In reality, where none of Wall St resides, if you want to get to the ROOT of Ponzi the whole street would be in prison.

If anyone posting here is concerned about being consistent with the theme, Madoff would be mentioned as a fallen comrade.

He waved the fuck you flag in the face of every Über-greedy mother fucker out there. 21% guaranteed returns? Most investors thought that Madoff was front running. How else could the Chairman of the NASDAQ be able to return 21% guaranteed returns?

Hummmm. Let me see. I want to invest my money in an illegal Wall St front running scam. Front running, yea that sounds good! "Everything is going to be just fine hunny, and by June we will be able to buy that condo in Boca Del Vista".

When did you, dear reader, get to the point of understand the concept of caveat emptor? And I mean REALLY understanding the concept. Complicit much?

No really, CON-fucking-PLICIT MUCH?

"An individual is complicit in a crime if he is aware of its occurrence, has the ability to report the crime, but fails to do so. ..."

Greed is the sire of greed, no?

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 20:09 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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that was the point of the sarcasm. The whole thing is a ponzi scheme and the longer we let it go on, the more we build our own debtors prison. There is however a difference between caveat emptor and an ellaborate, government backed, corrupt and controlled system.  

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 21:11 | Link to Comment I need more asshats
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Ok sorry DJ. Sometimes I need a neon sign. I lived in Vegas for too long.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 21:50 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 12/23/2009 - 20:14 | Link to Comment Uros Slokar
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+1

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 16:36 | Link to Comment geopol
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I think we should hire him to run the SEC,,, can't do any worse...When a casino gets tipped over they hire the con..

 

Thu, 12/24/2009 - 14:32 | Link to Comment Unscarred
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The first chairman of the SEC was Joe Kennedy.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 16:41 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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Do they do facial reconstructive surgery at this medical facility?  Don't be surprised if we soon hear that Madoff "died" if you catch my drift.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 16:46 | Link to Comment TheGoodDoctor
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Is he in anyone's Dead Pool?

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 17:10 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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He will join Ken Lay in golf heaven..hmm

According to statements from other inmates, he has no remorse and a big f**k you to my victims..

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 16:41 | Link to Comment Cursive
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Was this a shower-related incident?

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 17:15 | Link to Comment Quantum Noise
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Yeah, I hope he dropped the soap at the wrong moment....

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 18:56 | Link to Comment WaterWings
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"I respectfully request that you stop calling me Nancy!" On a long enough timeline everyone drops the soap. Unless you don't use soap.

Thu, 12/24/2009 - 17:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 12/23/2009 - 16:42 | Link to Comment Papasmurf
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He's just in need of some sunlight.  He will find that when he pops up in Paraguay along with Ken Lay and Elvis.  The medical condition is just minor plastic surgery.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 18:17 | Link to Comment The Rock
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LOL

The medical condition is just minor plastic surgery.

I dunno.  That nose will take a while...

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 21:35 | Link to Comment Howard_Beale
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Michael Jackson going to be there too? Maybe Joan Rivers should host it live.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 16:46 | Link to Comment Assetman
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Well, even before hit hit those padded prision walls in North Carolina, it was rumored that Bernie had a cancer of some sort.  It wouldn't surprise me that NC had one less inmate by this time next year.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 16:50 | Link to Comment AnonymousMonetarist
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Advanced prostate cancer supposedly...

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 17:01 | Link to Comment phaesed
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LOL!

That is so fitting, the man who fucked so many others in the cornhole now has problems with his own.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 17:11 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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HAHAHAHA....HAPPY COOLIE DAY BERNIE..

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 18:11 | Link to Comment WaterWings
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Even Peter Schiff has a relative in prison - somebody got wind who the old guy that didn't like the house macarroni and cheese was.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 22:48 | Link to Comment loki
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Call Martha Stewart,  I hear she has some good seasonings to cook with...

Thu, 12/24/2009 - 02:16 | Link to Comment Bob Dobbs
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Some kind of cancer.  The kids dropped the dime so the taxpayers would foot the bill.  he's done.

Thu, 12/24/2009 - 11:54 | Link to Comment spanish inquisition
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+1 Slack

Some kind of fast acting cancer that seems to afflict Russian-Israeli mobsters in connection with the CIA and Mossad. Don't worry, Ruth and the kids are taken care of with nice accounts in Israel.

OR

I also like the earlier post of dying in prison as a plan to get him out of the country. I can't wait for the I saw Bernie sightings! (He was at a table with Elvis, they both were having schmaltz herring!)

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 17:09 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 12/23/2009 - 17:14 | Link to Comment J.B. Books
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OH MY GOD,  are "we" this stupid???  How about Madoff "dies" and is carried out in a pine-box (with air-holes) and is "Buried".  Only later to turn up in some un-named country alive and well... tanned and refreshed...

We are lied to at every turn - why believe this???

Books

 

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 17:49 | Link to Comment Whizbang
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Why believe anything? I suggest you sit in a dark room and read blogs about conspiracy theories, that might do something.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 18:35 | Link to Comment J.B. Books
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Hey everyone - come look!!  We have a believer!!  The Zerohedge Bar is the wrong place for you to saddle yourself up and try to order a littlegirl drink of "Sheepel Tea".

I suggest if you want "Sheepel Tea" go to the GoldmanSach Bar they love believers - you need directions? Try MSM. 

Books

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 17:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 12/23/2009 - 17:13 | Link to Comment bugs_
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He's taking the Ken Lay Option.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 17:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 12/23/2009 - 17:27 | Link to Comment 10044
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Paraguay will have a new resident in a few months

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 18:15 | Link to Comment The Rock
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se habla ingles?  no?

¿Estaría usted interesado en una oportunidad de inversión?

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 18:27 | Link to Comment WaterWings
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"Dos margaritas, y dos senoritas, por favor. Dile a Senor Bush que estoy aqui ya y que quiero adorar a Satanas tambien. !Gracias!"

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 17:54 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 12/23/2009 - 18:14 | Link to Comment The Rock
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Wed, 12/23/2009 - 19:13 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 12/23/2009 - 19:34 | Link to Comment The Rock
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bring in the stomach pumps!  :-P

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 19:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 12/23/2009 - 20:26 | Link to Comment waterdog
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All they did was sew his bleeding hemorrhoids back into his rectum and explained to him how to relax.

 

Thu, 12/24/2009 - 00:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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