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The Magical Bid Comes In, Pushing Market Over 1% Higher In A Few Minutes, Mandate Is To Close Over 10,000 On The Dow

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This is not the plunge protection team you are looking for. In other news, PETA would like to inform you that no quant hedge funds were mauled in the orchestration of this dramatic reversal. The Greek Prime Minister confirms this.




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Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:20 | Link to Comment moneymutt
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is it my imagination or does this almost always happen on fridays on a week with big losses, almost traded on it at 2 pm but didn't, wished I had.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:38 | Link to Comment crosey
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Maybe somehow tied to the new California marijuana superstore...a time to get high?

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 02/05/2010 - 17:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:21 | Link to Comment Yophat
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games games games!!!

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:56 | Link to Comment Cistercian
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 Free market?

 FAIL

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:21 | Link to Comment Cursive
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LMAO.  Thanks, Dan.  Just another reason to short more.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:22 | Link to Comment deadhead
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it was the consumer credit number that gave an excuse to lift.....actual minus 1.8 billion versus consensus of minus 8.4 billion....this is the number that had a mistake in the Fed report pointed out by the ZH reader a while back...

 

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:33 | Link to Comment AR
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Hey DH, yesterday I gently mentioned that some bids would be around gold's 1060 area (and below). We'll see what transpires next week. Stay focused. BTW, if you're ever inclined, give me an email address for you, to chat offline (your call). Be well buddy...

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:41 | Link to Comment deadhead
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certainly..

zhdeadhead at gmail dot com

always appreciate your thoughts and insights! 

 

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:23 | Link to Comment ChickenTeriyakiBoy
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this is getting really, really ridiculous. it worked out in my favor, miraculously, but it shouldn't have, and i refuse to believe that this is real market action. this is bullshit

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:44 | Link to Comment deadhead
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if you're into elliott wave, this is probably a 4 as expected, with 5 to come going down to complete wave 1 of 3 of 1 of P3...or something like that!  hang tight, we'll be in the spx 900 range soon enough.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 18:01 | Link to Comment KevinB
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I'm not an expert on Elliott - I've only read two of his books - but I thought the basic premise was the waves are the result of the combined actions of many individuals acting independently. It increasingly appears that this market is not composed of independent individuals, but co-ordinated cephalopods, and thus, is it possible that Elliott wouldn't apply?

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 18:41 | Link to Comment deadhead
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Elliot over many years accounts for these matters in a broad sense be it the PPT you saw today, or a war, or an event, etc....it's all about social mood and how the herd acts and reacts....

update....it appears that we have finished a leg 1 of the 3 we are in now and today's actions put us in 2 (prob a c of an a,b,c).  within a few days we should see a 3 of 3 start and it should be a good downdraft.

on the zh blogroll, go to "daneric" who does a great job on this.  from dan's site, there is a link to kenny who is excellent.  read both if you want to learn more...i think both are much better that the formal elliot wave org headed by prechter.

 

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 20:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:23 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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shades of april

Sat, 02/06/2010 - 05:55 | Link to Comment perchprism
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It was on March 3 that Obama looked into the cameras and said now is a good time to invest in the stock markets.

So the PPT must have just been set-up, or at least, an understanding was reached.  The markets have been artificially gamed ever since, especially in futures.  With my 401-K I can't simply sit in cash, so I'm 100% in 3-month T-bills.  I won't participate in the stock market.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:25 | Link to Comment Dark Helmet
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Bernanke! Stop stimulating yourself!

 

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 20:03 | Link to Comment suteibu
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Exactly.  It looks like his Viagra kicked in just in time.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:26 | Link to Comment No More Bubbles
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Stay clear.  Monday is going to be the first BIG DOWN Monday in a while..........

 

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:36 | Link to Comment Cyan Lite
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You wish...

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:27 | Link to Comment Oso
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some short EUR covered, caused USD to weaken --> which naturally was a buy signal for the retarded algos, launching buy progs out.  nothing real.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:34 | Link to Comment monmick
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"Retarded Algos"?

Sarah's going to ask that you apologize...

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:35 | Link to Comment girl money
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ahhh, makes sense.  thanks, Oso.  we all knew it wasn't based on good news or fundamentals.

 

 

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:38 | Link to Comment phaesed
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basically.... why go short when you crushed the s&p 60 points in 2 days? time to cover and wait to see what happens on the weekend then short....

 

But the rally cry is TREASURIES BITCHES!

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:28 | Link to Comment HEHEHE
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I'd think short covering for the most part.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:30 | Link to Comment Edna R. Rider
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The consumer credit numbers:  revolving dropped 8.5bn; non-revolving (like cars) increased 6.8bn.  So people are borrowing less.  What a surprise.  They should borrow more as the economy worsens?

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:31 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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The relief on the faces of the CNBC clowns is obvious. These are people who feel a personal responsibility to pump the market higher. They all know that if they're honest, they'll either be fired or assigned to some backwater for punishment, a fate worse than firing.

We've all seen and heard telling examples of Freudian slips by various "repeaters" where they say something that either exposes them for what they are (whores) or moves the market in the wrong direction. Oops, sorry about that, just kidding.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:41 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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I prefer blackwater to backwater for not being

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 17:18 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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Actually they think that the market moves because of them.

During the last administration that was the joke. Now days they believe it.

Never believe you own BS. - Marketing 101

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:32 | Link to Comment girl money
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Sell into all rallies!

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:33 | Link to Comment Daedal
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That's just Leo buying the dips.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:35 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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dude. jinx.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:41 | Link to Comment Daedal
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You, too, have a great mind.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:35 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:35 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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I think it was Leo buying the dip.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:37 | Link to Comment crosey
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A bear trap for sure, but don't gnaw your leg off.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:38 | Link to Comment Brett in Manhattan
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Too much company on the short side. Had to be shaken out, probably by insiders who are selling short themselves to accomodate the covering.

Notice how I used the word "probably," LEO.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:38 | Link to Comment HEHEHE
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Still think we stay below Dow 10K

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:40 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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house of the $17m man no doubt?

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:41 | Link to Comment Mrmojorisin515
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NO NO NO NO YOU ARE ALL WRONG, IT'S LEO BUYING SOLARS, GEEZ GUYS

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:42 | Link to Comment assumptionblindness
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Who knows what happened.  There was probably a rumor that Greece discovered $30 billion in forgotten t-bills in an old filing cabinet or something.  Treasury staffers from Italy, Portugal, Ireland, and Spain are in their archive basements with flashlights as we speak.  Problem solved!

Sat, 02/06/2010 - 03:51 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:42 | Link to Comment BlackBeard
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To the Ponzi Protection team's credit, markets were super duper short-term oversold.  Thankfully the USD's bid is still strong.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:43 | Link to Comment Lndmvr
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Like too see the volume on the spike compared to the rest of the day.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 20:11 | Link to Comment Dr o love
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On the hourly, the volume spike was 666k.  Go figure.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:43 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:43 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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Where is that HR Pufnstuf flute...re-captioned with "Timmmmmmyyyyyy" instead of "Jimmmmyyyyy"....oh wait am I high?  I didn't smoke anything....must be a free-floating Xanax buzz from the NY-DC complex.  Keep in mind they all have to go home to their mommas' basements early this weekend for Snopocalypse II: This Time It's February.  So any massive tweaking of our fabric of unreality has to be done oh, about now, before the rush hour.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:44 | Link to Comment Dark Helmet
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What the hell is driving oil up? Has China found a way to turn the stuff into some kind of stir fry oil?

 

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 17:00 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:45 | Link to Comment malusDiaz
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Where is the info on the 401k Decission?

 

I've read the article: http://www.zerohedge.com/article/treasury-soliciting-your-feedback-regar...

 

WHEN DOES THIS PASS / CONFIMATION / ECT!!! MORE INFO PLEASE!

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:46 | Link to Comment sodbuster
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Think I'll add some short S&P's at the close. My money is on the PIIGS.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 02/05/2010 - 17:26 | Link to Comment MarketTruth
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If you truly are upset at what is transpiring, remove all funds other than what is necessary from your bank accounts, cash in all stocks and buy gold and/or silver. This is the only way to vote with your money and send a message to the banking and investment system.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 19:11 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:47 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Dictator Market is setting prices after close. When no one is able to disagree with it.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 16:51 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 02/05/2010 - 17:18 | Link to Comment Apocalypse Now
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The BB put is back, apparently 10K is a psychological level we don't want to fall below.

The McClellan Oscillator just pointed to oversold levels, if we are still in a trading range the market will be up again early next week. 

Gold stocks are up more than 5%, with GLD flat, looks like decoupling and an expected move higher for gold.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 17:21 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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+1 million billion (that is a trillion in European for you 'mericans)

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 18:51 | Link to Comment Clinteastwood
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Actually, a thousand billion is a trillion.  I know it's all so confusing and no one really understands it, but a million billion is a quadrillion.  Get used to it, Bernanke will familiarize you with $quadrillion QE before you know it.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 21:08 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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dually noted.  JPM say, "The more confusing the better!"

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 17:19 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Gold hit support and JPM flipped the on switch.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 17:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 02/05/2010 - 17:26 | Link to Comment gigeze787
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CNBS homepage banner (in red):

"Dow Jones Industrial Average closes above 10,000 (click here for story)":

http://www.cnbc.com/id/35259652

Adam's Smith invisible hand at work. Free markets be U.S. Unbelievable. Not.

 

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 18:08 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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Adam Storch's invisible hand

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 18:33 | Link to Comment Gimp
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When you are running a Ponzi scheme you cannot scare off potential customers with sequential down days thus the last minute uptick. Rigged?  Does a bear.....you know the rest and many more faithful  idioms used over the centuries.

Fri, 02/05/2010 - 18:55 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 02/05/2010 - 23:39 | Link to Comment Arm
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You are not imagining things Tyler.  Today at about 3pm we were ordered by superiors to buy a sizable position in Portuguese debt for the express purpose of supporting the country.

I see by the volume and the timing that we were just doing the little bit that was assigned to our institution.

Sat, 02/06/2010 - 00:02 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 02/06/2010 - 08:51 | Link to Comment theprofromdover
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All you will get out of the EU this weekend is piss and wind.

They have not got a plan yet, it will go much closer to the brink.

The german people have not yet spoken their mind.

Some of the PIGS will mebbe get ushered into a new sub-euro and work inside an ERM  (exchange rate mechanism) snake like UK tried, whenever it was.

All public sector wages immediately paid in new currency, all bank withdrawals in new currency, interest rates jump, spend money to stabilise exchange rate to start with to encourage soak-up of existing domestic euros, and quick inflation over 18 months to offset it.

Sat, 02/06/2010 - 16:59 | Link to Comment foxmuldar
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Shorts were covering a little early on friday. Afterall they did take a nice profit over the past two days. And we all know that the market can bounce up as fast as it goes down. Smart traders don't want to be holding much over the weekend. We all know when the deals for GS and AIG etc took place. All were on the weekend when shorts were holding big positions in GS and BAC and others, only to be caught on Monday after hearing the fed had come to their rescue. What once was a big gain turned into a nightmare for many.

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