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The Man In Charge Of The Printing Press

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On a slow news day, a few enjoyable blasts from the past compliments of Chairman Ben, confirming his distinguished track record of predicting "stuff" and "containing crises."

One day, long after the liquidity bubble pops, we will all blame Gutenberg, as any usage of the abovementioned name will likely have legal ramifications.

 

h/t Luke




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Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:28 | Link to Comment koaj
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i imagine in a few years this youtube montage will be as long as Titanic

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:30 | Link to Comment economessed
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Fail.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 01:05 | Link to Comment Stink_Pickle
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Complete Fail.  I'm going to work on a position piece that old greenspan saw this downturn coming before he resigned from his position.  Details to follow.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:33 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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Blind leading the blind... we are doomed!

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:30 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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He is just one big optimistic GREEN SHOOT... god help us all with him leading the way... I think whatever he says to do... we should do just the opposite.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:56 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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I honestly don't think he knows what to do other than to try to save the bankster system.

But I totally concur with your observation about doing the opposite... let's just pray he never instructs us to "remain calm"...

 

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 15:15 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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Yes... "stay calm" are the last words I would want to hear out of his mouth... and probably would be the last words we would ever hear... because if the GREEN SHOOT OPTIMIST ever utters them we will know that it is all over.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 16:48 | Link to Comment kujo
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Great, now I need a new avitar

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 16:56 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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Plenty of room for us cats Kujo...

Wasn't Kujo a dog?

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 18:26 | Link to Comment kujo
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Kujo has all the qualities of a dog except loyalty

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:38 | Link to Comment Ben Graham Redux
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Nobody should ever depend on the Fed for forecasting or for opinions regarding the direction of the economy because in a simplified way, these guys are in charge of our banking system and thus, our economy. This means they can't possibly be objective.

 

When will people figure out that the Fed scores the economy in a way to make the Fed look better than it is?

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:39 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:43 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:43 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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Bernanke = Gilbert Grape

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:44 | Link to Comment MountainHawk
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Someone should have played this for Obama

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:45 | Link to Comment ph012
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I think Bernanke actually is providing the best possible answers that he could given the data he had.  As a member of the Council of Econ Advisors, you can't expect him to say that the housing market is going to systematically collapse.  Not such a bad performance. 

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:56 | Link to Comment Sancho Ponzi
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I can't recall a parabolic rise in real estate prices that didn't end with a crash. Explain how he missed this: 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shiller_IE2_Fig_2-1.png

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:25 | Link to Comment ph012
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Did you make any money off the crash?  Just curious, since it was so obvious.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:36 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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I did. Watched crash course and put my house up for sale that same week. Summer 2007 in Las Vegas =)

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:44 | Link to Comment Sancho Ponzi
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Don't take this personally - I just wanted to illustrate the unsustainable increase in housing prices.

I'm sorry, but savvy real estate investors don't care when things crash. They just come in afterward and purchase properties at fire sale prices.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:58 | Link to Comment speculator
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It was obvious. I made bundle, and know a lot of other guys who did too. We are all Austrians.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:54 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 09/03/2009 - 16:28 | Link to Comment iknowNOW (not verified)
Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:52 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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Fail

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:53 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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What about the performance of Steve Liesman, who seemed to agree with every damn thing Bernanke said.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:44 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Every time Liesman speaks, i want to punch him. 

Shouldn't a core skill set of any journalist be "critical reasoning"? Perhaps my error is in thinking of Liesman as a journalist.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:49 | Link to Comment Daedal
Thu, 09/03/2009 - 15:07 | Link to Comment speculator
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I can think of about actual 4 journalists left in the MSM: Matt Miller, Caroline Baum, Johnathan Weil, and maybe Pimm Fox (props for inviting on Prechter and giving him room to speak), all at Bloomberg. Bloomberg could be a lot better, but it makes CNBC look like the old Pravda (the new Pravda beats the pants off the NY Times or WSJ, which admittedly isn't saying much).

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:56 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:57 | Link to Comment DaddyWarbucks
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He's a visionary, reappoint him. If I were a great leader that's what I would do.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:18 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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Visions. Hallucinations. Same thing.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:21 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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Bravo! ... four more years... four more years...

He's seeing visions alright.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:58 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:03 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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At least the recessions over. Because well the FED does have that nasty little requirement of full employment. So those employment numbers better go up sooner rather than later.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:21 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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Well yes and no. They don't *need* full employment, they need the number of Americans listed as unemployed to decrease. That's why they need unemployment benefits to expire. Once the shmoes are off the roles, yer problem is solved. To get there, you just have to wait.

Unemployment -- as a statistic --  is a self-limiting kinda thing. People who are unemployed long enough disappear.

cougar

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 16:30 | Link to Comment iknowNOW (not verified)
Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:04 | Link to Comment crzyhun
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Simply aweful!! These people and Ben, had a better sense for what was/is. So what in god's name are we to make of the blather he is spouting now. No accountability what-so-ever!

 

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:05 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:22 | Link to Comment Zippyin Annapolis
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Bernanke to the Captain of the Titanic: "Of course that is not an iceberg! I see some types of little ice cubes, but--no worries-- the Coast Guard is on top of this ice stuff..

 

Steve Leisman seldom detaches his head from the Fed's sphincter. His job is to be a cheerleader.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 00:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:28 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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Had to reappoint Ben or else it puts the lie to the green-shoots meme. They don't need Bernanke, they need the illusion that everything is peachie. They would betray their own mothers to maintain the illusion.

Which, if you needed any, is more evidence that the game is over. We're all just hanging on until the wheels stop moving, at which everybody will be too busy fending off looters and thugs to notice that Ben Bernanke is still Fed chairman.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 16:28 | Link to Comment iknowNOW (not verified)
Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:34 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:43 | Link to Comment Bankster T Cubed
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He's as much an ass as Steve Lies-man and Dennis Kneale

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 15:03 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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If you all see an incompetent public servant than you do not know your enemy. He doesn't feel pity or remorse. He doesn't care if you think he's incompetent if it serves his goals.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 15:06 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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The alternative to 'incompetent' is truly too scary to contemplate...

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 09/03/2009 - 15:25 | Link to Comment Bubby BankenStein
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BB = Baghdad Bob

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 15:54 | Link to Comment iknowNOW (not verified)
Thu, 09/03/2009 - 16:28 | Link to Comment aldousd
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See, I wasn't going to say this, but YES, except... in soviet russia, the stock market is trading you!

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 16:51 | Link to Comment luckylee
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wow ... i'm speechless

 

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 17:37 | Link to Comment waterdog
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March 2008-

Enter Obama- stage right

Exit Clinton- stage left

Cue the Fed Chairman ( read it as it is written sir)

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 18:38 | Link to Comment Lionhead
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Bernanke is a Bilderburg Group schill. He was no doubt selected and groomed to be FED chairman well in advance for his position. He looks & talks like a zombie with no emotions, dull, flat and lifeless. This was very evident in his renomination ceremony. What does anybody expect out of a person like that. Brilliant critical thinking? The question I have is, how can he look at himself in the mirror every morning knowing that he's destroying his country and millions of his countrymen. Disgusting...

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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