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On Mark Haines' Double D Gift To Erin Burnett
Because why go B when DD will do (and double as a gas mask). Or is Mark merely wishing he was part of the Power Lunch crew? We doubt it: for some odd reason, and completely independent of wardrobe, that particular segment continues to have some of the lowest Nielsen ratings on the Comcastic station.
h/t etrader
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What. The. Fuck.
Well if they did make nose bras, Erin 'The Beak' would certainly need a DD cup. Cant someone just put these tools out of their misery?
Scarborough was probably right when he commented on 'too much spiked egg nog', Erin looked hammered as usual.
I have a feeling this will be a ZH featured 'postergirl picture' sometime in Jan when we see the double D dip.
Sooner a sexy, real nose than a bobbed-cutted-out-of-all-existence-cosmetic-surgery-job (I speak as someone with a corker of real nose). She's a real woman and appears (as a non CNBC, non American) to be a lot less tight-arsed (assed) than some of the other presenters on that show.
DavidC
Fill me in somebody. Who is the blond, complete BITCH showing her age and sanctimony? What a fucktard.
Martha Stewart's prudish twin
B-Cups usually acts like such a princess, but man, something about that nose....does it for me.
LMFAO!
Erin is now the poster child for the double dip recession.
She is user friendly and homeland security approved.
Instead of the next amber alert, you will see Erin in her "gas masks".
Boobs and silver, bitchez!
+1000
Everybody loves boobs, technically we've all sucked on them.
Not sure, but I think Robotrader might have been in on this one.
Or How did Haines get hold of MCC's spair ...;-)
Sniffing bra's will do noting to nothing to quell those persistent rumors.
Tough to be bearish on stocks when bras and beds are making fresh, new 52-week highs...
LOL.....
i need a good bed, really makes a diff.
robo, been wanting to confirm some things with you. my daughter had to take another shift at the spa she teaches yoga and pilates. so she is working in the in house retail clothes store a couple of hours. she is so excited because they carry LuLulemon and she can get a discount. i told her it was shit clothes and she just yells at me, telling me they are the best ever and every woman buys L O T S to do downward doggystyle in them. figures, white woman.
Heh, I told 'ya...
Once a women gets her mind fixed on a certain brand, there is no turning back....
Victoria's Secret has some good stuff I hear....
you hear, see and smell!
Ladies will wear uggs shopping rodeo.
I need to be a yoga instructor...
VB,
if you care about function get 5 2x6 studs and make a frame of it with one stud in the middle. Screw together with 8x3 construction screws and cover with 3/4 inch plywood cut to size and screw it to the frame.
Use part of the studs for legs, make them L-shaped, screw to the frame, put a good mattress on it and that's it.
If the plywood is cut in half the width the parts fit in a sedan (with open trunk) for a king size bed.
I made already the second one like this.
Material is way less money then a box spring and effort is comparable to assemble an Ikea-style bed.
Then, have fun!
oh thanks for the spec's big GUNTHER. i had a wonderful platform bed with a superb mattress so no box spring needed. i have a tiny rental now, no room for a king probably no room for a male king either†
Why in the world would anybody junk this fotolia pic?
double D for double dip, Burnet bitch
I can guarandamntee it that Mark Haines has wicked gas issues.
This is an example par excellence of the quality of American Journalism, by the way. We have such great media with such relevant, brilliant and unbiased analysis and reporting.
+1
lol!
Do they make those for guys?
If you think about it, they really are for the guys. I hate wearing them.
rather popular in china:
http://www.china.org.cn/china/2010-06/07/content_20198894.htm
If there were a reason for a 7.62x25 to the head, this would top the list.
China, soon to be full of Trannies.
Long Duc Dong,Inc.
For the finest in mens Bras.(made in India).
That's good news for the SEC. Huge pool of potential new employees in austere multi-trillion budgetary environments.
Go ahead, arrest the protesters again, screw the whistle blowers, disenfranchise anybody who reads a remaining portion of a free press.
Yip, zip, hooray.
Just fucking shoot me...
Erin go braughed?
She could go free & easy if they keep the temp just few degree's lower than ambient :->
I am watching with the sound off. Erin "Party Girl" Burnett looked wasted, I can't take any of their voices. She doing double dirty martini before the show everyday now?
She sounded even worse. Definitely more than just a single cup of eggnog. Mika Brzezinksi was positively mortified...
Mika's nose is haughty, Erin knows the naughty.
prose...
That picture could have been of any of the talking monkeys at CNBC/MSNBC
maybe erin can send mark a jock strap that doubles as a gas mask.
what a fcking joke this whole network is. erin is really clueless, and to think she is the exact same age as my daughter. 1976 the year of the clueless (picture of the monkey in the book).
200 years later, celebration of the greatest Dumbing Down of Americans. that may not make sense but you know what i mean :- )
It gets worse with every decade. They are considered genius compared to those born in the 80's/90's...
I know plenty of people born in 1976 that are brilliant. Also know plenty of assholes born in the 1940's and 1950's. Gee, who's been at the helm the past 20 years? Oh right the boomers. Those of course being the most free and economically sound 20 years in the past 234...right?
http://www.amazon.com/13th-Gen-Abort-Retry-Ignore/dp/0679743650/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1292625278&sr=8-14
13ers are going to have to pull the boomers' fat out of the fire and wipe their financial ass...shove the old frauds into the rest homes already, pull the plug on their pudding machines and flush their stanky shit derivatives already...let's get this biatch overhauled and on the road again...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFHJ41ktt3Q
"i wish a buck was still silver, back when the country was strong..."
Gott mit uns...
The truth hurts junkers!
Now that we are talking about sex, I am 53 or so and have been happily married for like 20 years, yet all I can think about when I am out and about is ravaging every young bird I see. Does anyone have any idea what is happening biologically in that regard?
Biologically, it is a common occurrence with our gender. I'm only 30 and I think of the same thing. It is weird, I was the same way when I was 18.
It's getting worse yearly.
Your balls just drop?
www.jailbaitgallery.com
Ooh, I came this close > < to hitting Ctrl-D for that site, but I like better-upholstered babes!
Congratulations, you're still alive.
....answer depends on whether young bird is a rooster or a hen.
(d)
I read a book a looong time ago, Evolution of Desire by David Buss; it's something of a consise summary of evolutionary biology.
In a nutshell in your 40s-60s you're at the top of the game, resources and dominance wise, and you're wired to create offspring then with females best equipped to make them.
Delightfully, the younger ones are attracted to resources and commitment (Buss repeats this theme and words over and over, virtually all research comes up with these two as the key deciders for mating success.)
What rocks, is if you're not happily married... you can do something about it. My fiancee' 11 years younger than I (I am mid 40s) broke up with me earlier this year, and a new woman 20 years younger approached me within weeks. Carefully managing one's finances has payoffs well beyond what I had imagined in my youth.
As the saying goes, men have lost money chasing women, but never lost women chasing money.
"Sheesh, I wish I had those..."
Synthetic endowment.
I would hate to open that up and see what rolls out of there.
"False advertisement" doesn't even begin to describe it...
I think you need a permit to carry those.
Erin was like, so happy and eyes filled with tears to hear the CEO meeting with Obama went so well as they sucked the dictators dick for favors and money...what a ruined nation.
first she said something like, "so fun", hehehehehehehehe†
the ceos were just participating in the fascist circle jerk...stroke dear leader and you get "green shoots" of his stimulus wad all over you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE7PVUPRepM
it's wunderbar!
Wtf?
I like her. I like her A LOT!
Makes me wanna give my wife a boobjob as a christmass present!
A voice of reason...
Luckily for Erin, extended unemployment benefits have been approved. There will be lots of time for bunko parties with the girls sipping wine spritzers.
Cancel that if banging the boss.
Since we're well off the reservation already with this thread ;)
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thanks for the early Xmass gift, steaky113
Thanks, Steak. Good one, as always.
Some back atcha from an earlier ZH thread; I really took a shine to these guys:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1s1BkjLj84&feature=BF&list=MLGxdCwVVULXfoAsMyhw...
hell yea man, awesome track. i love that its holding it down for DC, the city where I left my heart.
Glad you like. The link is a playlist, you should be able to find other tracks in the bar on the bottom. Thanks for your ongoing tunes dissemination, always appreciated.
thievery corp. is the bomb. check out some kruder and dorfmeister
"Oh, man, I could get into that!!! But I wish they were bigger...."
You can't see his eyes Robo, that is a stupid pic.
PM breakout, snitchez!
Thanks babe!!!!
That's awesome, the comment above the picture that is.
Well, once again you are in my wheelhouse.
A lot can be said about the Blow Horn [which is what I call CNBC], and specifically about the Mark Haines and Erin B show. Clearly, the thing that probably most depresses ratings during that show is the fact that Mark Haines simply refuses to prepare for his show in any way. He has long since decided that showing up and reading the sheer stupidity on the prompter in front of him is good enough. This was most clearly evidenced one particular morning while he was interviewing a MORTGAGE BROKER during the ROCKET DOCKET revelations...and yet Mr. Haines conducted his interview like he conducts all interviews...reading BS questions written by a halfwit buried somewhere in the dark recesses of the Blow Horn.
As for Ms. Burnett, she surrendered her intellectual curiosity and journalistic drive quite some time back now in exchange for settling for being adorable...which she would be if only she was on the food network rather than on the Blow Horn as The Bernank loots the treasury and criminal syndicate Wall Street bankers party on at the Roach Motel [SPY] on the tax payer's dime...all the while showing us stuffed camels and putting undergarments over her face.
But I don't really need to weigh in much here, I guess, as the "Comcatic" fellows soon to own the Blow Horn must be getting AWFULLY NERVOUSE AS THE BLOW HORN DESTROYS MORE AND MORE VALUE each day that folk such as Haines and Burnett abdicate their responsibilities as members of the 4th estate...
So I digress...and presume Comcast will ultimately fix the problem...or not...which would lead to my playing Whack-a-Mole with Comcast shares at a later date.
Well said indeed!
Remember Erin when she was on Bloomberg? She was a serious, buttoned-down cold financial bitch.
Those were the days.
Probably the first honest segment on those networks in a long time(too bad it was not news or financial related). Too bad Mika was a stick in the mud about things.
i think Mika couldn't believe she put the damn thing over her head.
Mika was reminding herself never to invite Erin to the Country Clubhouse.
Mika has always seemed to be a grown woman among pre-schoolers over there on CNBC.
I agree with you Mika has some serious issues and needs to lighten up but in her defense she is one of those old warhammers who probably had to kill some people to get where she is today . Back in the day there was 2 ways to "the top " for women . On their backs with skirts up or being a psychotic bitch from hell who took no prisoners . Looks like she chose the later or maybe she did a little of both and know she is so disgusted with herself she can't have a sense of humor about a bra .
When it comes to Mika, one word: "Zbigniew".
"Anything over a mouthful is wasted!"
Should fit into a Champagne glass.
Love petite gymnasts
About 100 lbs. or so... !
Big Ones...? Silicone bags... ??
Just get in your way!
tao 400:
I feel the same way at 59.
But, I have gotten to know myself better over the last few years.
I really want to have an orgasm with God.
You need to get cable, if you don't already have it, and jack off to a good love scene.
It's so much easier than having sex.
Don't have to take off your clothes, rub each other, etc.
I'm still waiting for that Halle Berrie movie "Monster Ball."
That was a hell of a scene that I just caught at the end.
Not enough time.
Don Levit
'...jack off to a good love scene."
Try left-handing it backwards
Feels like some else doing it
a single dutch rudder???
Not if you're left handed
Gude one.
"I'm still waiting for that Halle Berrie movie "Monster Ball."
Here it is, er, better not post it here...Metacafe has the unedited version.
First, ZH goes offline for a while and now we've got posters prattling on about their sex "lives". Is there a correlation here or what?
the real "TimeZone" movie.
i love it, it is so much fun to have men opening up on forums like this. i learn sooooooooooooooo much†
You didn't get the memo. CNBC bought ZH for $100M. I saw TD dancing down the sidewalk outside waving fists full of fiat and shouting "Buy the fucking dip!!11!" she was that chuffed. That "offline" business earlier was the switchover to CNBC servers located in China.
And don't even get me started about WikiLeaks...
(d)
Well it started with the bra story and went from there. After all aren't sex and money two sides of the same coin? Remember that story a couple weeks ago about the wall streeters spending thousands on prostitutes. Sex and money, the two things that make the world go round for the majority of its inhabitants.
Next up on The Blow Horn:
Self-gifting! Yes, again. More shopping. Look at the bouncing ball...go to a mall...
I swear, it is almost as if The Blow Horn has literally decided to be a plague...literally...encouraging people, in this case, to make Christmas about themselves.
Sweet! We need more zombies! Surely, we do not have enough materialistic zombie Americans...and so...The Blow Horn takes up the torch...SWEEEEEET!
I want a pony....NOW!
Speaking of pony's it's time to start drinking.
Anybody for a double Powers?
<cdad raises hand>
Buy yourself something....expensive....you DESERRRRRVE it...use your credit card....max out your credit card.....all 'patriots' do it....what are you a communist?....speennnnddd....
"Jabba the Haines" should know that spanx now makes man-girdles and man-bras. He can keep stuffing his face.
Does Haines have pictures of execs at GE or something? Why is he still on that channel. heh, why is that channel still on the air is the real Q.
Ratings are so bad lets start having them put bras on their head!!!
Toga! Toga! Toga!
Gold's back up to 1375. I am feeling a lot better, a lot calmer now, not thinkng about the birds at all, why is that?
BUT, of course Yahoo!Finance reports PM's are 'shaving their losses'...however strickly warn of the dangerous pitfalls still facing PM's of course. WOW I think I'll have a massive stroke when I next see those clowns warn of the pitfalls of buying massively overvalued STOCKS!
Who are these peeps?
I quit watching CNBC when Ted David was fired for stupidity.
She has cute B-cups, and I don't think she will grow bigger ones.
What happened to "green shoots"?
Are you not entertained? [/Gladiator to bloodthirsty masses]
Everyone here would take a pass at here, even out of spite (anger the economy isn't collapsing)
She was correct! No "Double-Dip". No Great Depression 2. no nothing.
How does it feel to be upstaged?
Michael Pento and Peter Schiff must be upset that despite record amounts of "printing" low inflation, dollar surging up to heaven and gold double-topping.
nothing is coming, folks
Edit: Mika > Erin B
At least I would have an in with the NWO. Ziggy would give me all the necessary life extension technology once your "COLLAPSE" scenario plays out...
Pretty stupid lamestream. I mean every word.
It looks like they made her go sleep it off this afternoon. One of Kudlow's chicks has the 2 pm show.
Please, they aren't just his "chicks," it's an official harem.
Wow, that was embarrassing to watch. This girl isn't the brightest candle . . .
Hey, she's perky and cute like the girl next door, but childishly naive--she's the girl who'll eagerly run off into the woods on the snipe hunt and then fall in love with the idiot who brings her back after allowing her to "work" for the ride.
Sad.
True...all true...which is why she should be working on the Food Network...where, if she did, I would absolutely adore her, too.
Agreed. Just keep her away from the liquor and letches--maybe the Disney Channel would be better, actually.
How much does one need to earn to bed Ms Burnett because I'd love a shag
There are better looking chicks for free at the local downtown watering hole at 5 oclock happy hour for when all the dip buyers turn off their computers. Erin Burnett? Meh.
she has hair under her arms and a penor.
Good luck - She's probably lez because she wouldn't jump into Goldman's sack. That's why she ain't there anymore.
Why not try your luck with Michele Steele on Bloomberg?
Pathetic.
To me, Joe actually seemed kind of irked like Mika.
Actually, the entire effect of it being a "scene" was driven by Mika's masterful side-bar reaction. It would probably have run entirely differently without her dominating influence.
That was an older and wiser woman really driving in the knife and giving it some serious twisting on clueless little cutesy pie.
Mika has always had a soft spot for Erin because they both went to Williams.
I think they have a running fued between the producers of those shows (Joe/Sqwuak). Something about how haines was off camera at a cut over when he used to do that segment. He is "forbidden" from being on camera during the morning Joe spot now. Erin tries to find ways to "rub it" in as she literally did in this case.
Why not have fun with it? ZH readers are pretty much the only people who watch CNBC, albeit for the humor/contempt. And nobody watches Morning Joe.
On a related note. <sarc> I am working on my Econ PhD. For a long while the only truth I found on CNBC is that explosive day with Pentco (sp) when Erin threatened to kick him off the show, after she had a bizzare co-hosting session with mandy. I told my advisor that this is an important concept of the "real economy" since erin and mandy are never paired together anymore. But that all changed a couple of days ago. Erin and Mandy were at the desk together . They had a chaparone. I forget who it was. Point being. I have to do something new for my dissertaion. I was thinking about how there is no reason to expect housing prices will not couple directly with QE efforts. Underlying Supply, Demand, Ability to Pay are musings of the non-educated.
I don't care what anybody says, I LIKE her
Me too.
way to make the shitty-as-always jobless claims into such a fun "discussion" and gift-swapping event. a double slap to every one of this week's ~420k first time jobless claimers. but what are they to care, being TV anchors and all, right?
I think he got her confused with Michelle Cabruso-Cabrerra
Is that what people watch? Every day? Fuck me, that was stupid. I hope that was a lame comedy show, and not where you get the news.
I am now dumber and stupider for watching that...
please leave the bra on that fugly rat face. hideous, ill, disgusting. you can fit a nickle in each freaking nostril. the killer in me would really like to casey afleck that fucking face. annoying cunt.
Generally of all the females on CNBC I actually have the most respect for her. She had a couple too many drinks at the Christmas party. Is it that big a deal??? Miss Burnett fully drunk still has a more active brain scan than the rest of the CNBC females (and half the males). She showed she is a human being. Non-event in my book.
Shouldn't the title say Mark "Pigface" Haines?
Gas mask?
And underlying every bit of programing a thread of fear...to unifly us all into submission.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlpODYhnPEo
The CFR's butt slut doesn't need tits at all. Just a nodding head, and an open brown eye.
he shoots, he scores.
Scary avatar, dude.
Shes pretty hot, i would smash fo sho. Even if she is a permabull
Her nose would be in the way.
Have some respect for Mika as she will probably follow her Daddy into the CFR ala Angelina following her Daddy, Jon Voight, into same. Me bad, not positive Jon is CFR, but he did replace Abe Foxman as head of the ADL -- same club. Hard keeping track of the elites.
Oh look we're having fun. Watch us. Isn't this so cool!!!
I don't want to share anything with these diseased fucks. Not laughter, not ideas, and not christmas.
it is a sad commentary that so many ZHers are also viewers of CNBS - but alas New Years ressolution time is at hand... try Bloomberg for January (radio and or TV) and I assure you, you will never go back to the clown network
I don't see it that way at all. Not to get into the mainstream Baby Boomer's trashed our world debate (even though they did). .... But the 50-70 set holds the reigns of financial and political power. They do watch programs on the MSM. It does shape their opinions. the only way to make money in this bizzaro market is (unfortunately) to front run them and the fed.
Bloomberg is great too. But you gotta watch film of every opposing team you play during a season.
Erin - You go girl!
Mika - Take the broomstick out of your arse.
Erin Burnett may have been drunk.
that is fucking hilarious. i cant believe how pissed that old bitch was. so funny.
CNBC is jumping the shark, but being an MSM behemoth they are, it just takes them some time. Next Christmas, Erin will probably be presented with a red dildo, looking forward to the demonstration. Small idea on how to improve their ratings: just replace all the hosts with the pornstars and make them read the script topless, small change in terms of quality of analysis, but big change in entertainment value.
The only way I think of Erin, is her on top.