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The Market Is Like A Child In Search Of Santa Claus

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Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:55 | 1303323 mynhair
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The child gets a shiny new bike, and promptly crashes it into a tree.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:00 | 1303337 Sheriff Douchen...
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Then the child receives a 2nd new bike from the parents. Telling the child it was the trees fault for being there.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:18 | 1303377 andybev01
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Those movies always make me cry as well but because I understand that that's not the way it works out in real life.

The kid gets a carton of Marlboro's and dad tells him to smoke up!

*BTW: is the CAPTCHA on vacation this week, and his second-grader sibling is filling in?*

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:29 | 1303406 mynhair
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Captcha must be on vacation.  You got in.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:34 | 1303975 andybev01
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...despite your best effort,

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:00 | 1303529 willien1derland
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You neglected to mention the box of never-ending checks, credit cards without limits & the Bernanskter perpetual GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card (Lloyd Blankfein Limited edition is the top of the line) - Betcha DSK would have LOVED to have one, huh?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:59 | 1303326 XenoFrog
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What could go wrong? *shrug*

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:32 | 1303632 HarryWanqer
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Some of you sound like Jewish kids on Christmas.  Solemn and bitter.  Excuse me while I'll back my truck up and take us much from Santa as I can get.  QE 3 is fine by me.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:00 | 1303328 GlassHammer
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"But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on printing till you run out of ink.
And the Economics gets done.
And you have a bank run.
For the people who are still alive."

Now if only I can get some children to sing this little alteration to the "Still Alive" song.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:04 | 1303340 XenoFrog
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The cake isn't a lie, but due to inflation it is going to cost you $42,408,830

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:13 | 1303369 disabledvet
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can't say "let them eat cake" with that bill.  How about "just for you m'lady" though?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:03 | 1303333 longorshort
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Last thing to go through a bugs mind as hes hitting your windshield is his butt.  So watch Spain I guess.  Spains not gonna take it, no their not gonna take it, Spains not gonna take Germany's crap no more.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:04 | 1304057 holdbuysell
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Twisted Sister?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:01 | 1303343 buzzsaw99
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bennie hasn't missed a shipment yet.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:19 | 1303594 Freebird
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Yes. Berwanker Global Logistical Services Inc.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:05 | 1303344 Atomizer
Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:49 | 1304142 jeff montanye
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a silver lining, i guess, to obama is the, perhaps cynical, radicalization of republican populists (to use the terms loosely).  net, perhaps it helps ron paul.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:04 | 1303346 Cthonic
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Ever notice how the great chairsatan resembles Pavlov? It's ultra-paradoxical that they both showed such keen interest experimenting with transmarginal inhibitionism, too.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:50 | 1304026 williambanzai7
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Your observation will be rewarded.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:57 | 1304158 jeff montanye
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until recently it seemed "ultra-paradoxical" that such negative stimuli to the world's economies received such positive reactions from its stock markets.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:05 | 1303353 Jack Mehoff
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Yeah, it's messed up. You have to dance to "their" tune. Either go long equities and bonds or short commodities. Fundamentally, neither makes sense, but that's what the invisible hand is telling us to do. Until they lose their grip, we are stuck waiting. 

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:05 | 1303357 longorshort
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Be funny as shit of if the CIA put the Federal deficit and Bernaks personal credit card bill. 

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:17 | 1303380 Rainman
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That OBL head shot should have been worth +500 points. That's a key indicator. It's all about the Bernank now and forever.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:19 | 1303388 anti Oligarchy
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It seems like even the government doesn't care this time around.  Don't they realize that if they let the economy go down now it won't recover in time for 2012?  Or do you supppose that both parties are in on the game?  Let's see, if we don't put up a fight for the presidency, then Obama will keep the status quo intact.  We'll all get richer, wage more wars, and kick the can.


Pretty bad when even the government stops even trying to act like they care about people.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 01:07 | 1304225 dolly madison
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Yes, they are most definitely both in on the game.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:25 | 1303389 slewie the pi-rat
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this is a weak poor people and bike story, but tyler is a sucker for deus ex machina endingZ.  we freaking know that.  so, no harm, no foul.  but Tchir must buy a vowel!


Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:28 | 1303412 bob_dabolina
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euro is shi-tt-ing

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:42 | 1303452 Hedgetard55
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Who knew that Santa was a fallen away Jew with the middle name Shalom???

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:06 | 1303565 AUD
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Smart money is betting that the ECB, FED, or some other government agency will step up and give us a reason to rally.

Not just the smart money, though the smartest money buys lowest & the rest follow. The dumbest money is the one hitting the highest offer...... that'll be the central bank, using your bank account.


Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:15 | 1303583 Dolemite
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Equities at a very important crossroads

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:14 | 1303591 AmazingLarry
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I have full faith in the colony of Plunge Protection Team elves up at the North Pole.


Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:15 | 1303592 Billy Shears
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My old economics professor used to sum-up FED monetary policy and the corresponding business cycle (ie. boom/bust) as somesuch insanity as: "it's a crazy man who keeps hitting himself in the head with a hammer because it feels so good when he stops." I'll never forget that one, it made a real "impression" on me. It is admittedly the essence of the definition of institutional insanity in my opinion.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:17 | 1303599 sellstop
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Yes, there should have been more volume today. It was strange. I didn't see much buying, but I didn't see that heavy of selling.

sometimes the market just goes on a low volume meltdown for a few weeks, but usually it is after some serious selling.

Don't add more shorts....


Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:24 | 1303612 zen0
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He says MENA is bad except for Egypt.



Spengler (David Goldman at Asia Times) thinks Egypt is poised for starvation. He makes a good case.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:55 | 1303719 zen0
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Hah! I just realized. The market is more like Santa Claus in search of a child....in a pedopheliac sense, of course.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:13 | 1303769 downwiththebanks
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"The Free Market" = Santa Claus

Capitalism requires state intervention to rob, rape and pillage.  Always has, always will.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:24 | 1303790 Atomizer
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Capitalism requires state intervention to rob, rape and pillage. Always has, always will.

One day you will see the forest thru the trees. Meanwhile, carry on with you thoughts.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:22 | 1303927 downwiththebanks
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Until then, I suppose Big Capital will continue to build drones, landfills, and prisons.

Onward, 'Civilization!'  

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:21 | 1303788 Arkadaba
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Still attracted to this place:


Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:24 | 1303795 molecool
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"We all know St. Nicholas comes on December 25th, and we all know Trichet, Ben, and crew come every time the Dow drops 3%."

And DSK comes every time he visits NYC... ;0)

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:34 | 1303809 HileTroy
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I have found my people!!

When the hell is Operation Mayhem gona start??

God must hates trailer parks and the mid west and he must not have got the memo that Judgement was on Saturday.

 What ever happened to the Nuke thing in Japan, or Alabama being wiped out or the Mississippi flooding , or all the nice young men in the middle east chucking rocks.  At any rate you guys rock and the post make me laugh and I don't laugh much any more.I have my resume out for " Leader of the Revolution"

I smell a bail out for the insurance companies as they shat them selves over each and every new natural disaster. Hmmm me thinks this will this will knock a few % points out of GDP.


"If we score the most points we have a good chance of winning"




Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:41 | 1303989 Broomer
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Today felt like one of those family channel movies that come out around Christmas time.  The child of parents who are down on their luck asks Santa for a shiny new bike they just can't afford.  The parents spend the rest of the movie working extra shifts, selling knick knacks, anything they can, just so the child can get that bike.  When even that is not enough, the neighbours pitch in, the people at the bike store help out, and in the end the child gets the bright shiny new bike with a ribbon on it beside the Christmas tree.  It always brings tears to my eyes when I watch those movies.  I admit I'm a sucker for them. So yes, all Hollywood movies, especially the made for TV kind, end happily.

Except when the child lives in Africa. Or Detroit.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 00:12 | 1304169 Lady Heather...UNCLE
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Have a strong suspicion the shorts are going to get a squeeze over the next couple of sessions. Cannot see it overly brutal though (1335-1340), and by end Friday see it at 1300ish...juss sayin'

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 05:02 | 1304383 Roger Knights
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That would fit the pattern of the past two years.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 08:07 | 1304497 oogs66
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yeah, though I'm surprised the PIG debt isn't getting a bounce today after the smacking of the past few days.

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