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Market Reaction To Bernanke Speech: Disappointment

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Alas, the market still refuses to acknowledge that the S&P will need to drop below 1000 (and whatever the appropriate level for the RUT is) for Bernanke to greenlight QE 3 which will in turn send everything to the moon (better have those collocated algos ready and steady). Judging by the post-speech reaction, markets may finally be getting it, just as Bernanke is also getting that he is dealing with a heroin addict who will not settle with methadone (aka "extraordinary" and "extended").

 

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Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:07 | 1348143 Diablo
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long SDS, bitchez!  :)

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:15 | 1348185 bankrupt JPM bu...
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Panacea.  Goddess of healing.  He alludes to the fact hes not healing anything.

www.silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:19 | 1348211 66Sexy
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Sounds to me like no formal QE3

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:12 | 1348188 Clueless Economist
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I may be in my pajamas, but I studying for my PHd

Bill Schaefer made a financial gain with his invention.

Attention parents and grandparents with Gerber's life insurance

Get MAGIC JET!!!!

and the genius of Steve Liesman all brought to you by CNBS!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:19 | 1348214 TruthInSunshine
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Bernank is killing it as a comedian! Killing it!

That's his real calling in life! Shit, who knew the bearded Keynesian mutant could be so damn hilarious?

 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:18 | 1348231 Bindar Dundat
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A+

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:35 | 1348320 SheepDog-One
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HEY all we need is the nations #1 employer McDonalds to hire 250,000 new part time min wage workers monthly, and we're all set!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:46 | 1348357 bigdumbnugly
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yeah but steven wright has already copped the deadpan, depressed, rambling delivery.

Wed, 06/08/2011 - 00:51 | 1349707 Peak Everything
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Maximum employment and price stability sounds pretty good. Why only the medium term? Why not short and long term also?

Wed, 06/08/2011 - 07:51 | 1350082 ms1408
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I didn't think I'd laugh but that is HILARIOUS.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:57 | 1348420 SheepDog-One
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But those results are not typical...

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:24 | 1348244 zeek
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until they deem the bear ETFs as a threat to the 'stability' of of the financial system...

 

I'm still waiting for them to vaporize my holdings!!!

Wed, 06/08/2011 - 00:12 | 1349654 66Sexy
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the only true equity is inverse equity derivatives

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:11 | 1348144 DoChenRollingBearing
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That was a nice swoon!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:22 | 1348235 Cdad
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Looks like the S&P found support...aka the closing bell  :)

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:39 | 1348323 SheepDog-One
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Heh heh heh...

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 18:14 | 1348715 Steelpulse
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lol

Wed, 06/08/2011 - 00:41 | 1349703 hungarianboy
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haha fantastic comment. laughing my ass off here :D

found support, aka closing bell :-)

BIG LOL

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:11 | 1348149 PicassoInActions
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What is the definition of temporary? Transitionary? IN time frames?

3-6 month? 6m-1 year? 2-4 years? Any ideas?

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:10 | 1348172 Temporalist
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Until the Chairman is no longer Chairman and doesn't have to address these issues anymore.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:08 | 1348464 The Profit Prophet
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"Transitory" is a relative term...as is the term "solvent"...neither of which apply to the US/World economy.

T.E.I.N. everyone!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 18:17 | 1348724 Steelpulse
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T.E.I.N.??? New to zero hedge. Thanks.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 18:27 | 1348750 The Profit Prophet
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The End Is Near (I'm the resident ZH doomsday prophet....me and a few thousand others!)

It's an homage to Tigger's famous departing phrase: T.T.F.N.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:13 | 1348174 Dreadker
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it is somewhere between a nanosecond and a light year... (and i chose a small unit of time and large measure of distance on purpose answering that one... straight from Der Benanks handbook - smoke and mirrors... and printing presses)

 

;-)

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 18:00 | 1348651 mynhair
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A light year is distance, moron.

(Sorry, couldn't resist.  Just in a bad mood, and you were handy.)

Wed, 06/08/2011 - 00:35 | 1349697 StychoKiller
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Shoulda been parsec...

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:14 | 1348178 achmachat
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For your information... Nixon was saying in his infamous speech that they were going to take the USD off the gold backing temporary. That was 1971.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:29 | 1348265 NYPoke
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What is the definition of Transitory? 

 

Doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:11 | 1348151 MrButtoMcFarty
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Beautiful.

 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:08 | 1348152 Dreadker
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Its ok... its only transitory... lol

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:23 | 1348251 TruthInSunshine
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Murder, rape & pillaging are transitory events.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:52 | 1348400 bbq on whitehou...
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Your transitory events have lasted since pre-history. 50,000 years since there has been anything to pillage but stealing goes back much further.

Sunshine is as true as the breeze. Both are needed for plants and plants are needed for every other living thing.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:45 | 1348351 BobPaulson
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Life is transitory. Is the FED?

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:11 | 1348153 Xibalba
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those pesky 'speculators'....

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:12 | 1348155 rajat_bhatia
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we'll get heroin on the moon too, not much oxygen though

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:12 | 1348161 SDRII
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1st comes debt ceiling lift

next comes a main street stimulus "jobs" program

then comes the Fed

Then comes elections 2012 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:37 | 1348308 SheepDog-One
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So everything thats already failed, just do-over again! Wow should work great and fool lots of people into believing their Ramen noodles are lobster and filet.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:41 | 1348340 TruthInSunshine
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Ramen noodles have less saturated fat and are lower in calories than lobster and filet mignon dinners, so The Bernank, Jeethner & NerObama know what's best for us.

We're richer and healthier!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:47 | 1348377 Rainman
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Timmay wants to make us richer all right. Looks like he is furiously searching for the greater fool to better his dumping price on GM.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-06-07/treasury-said-to-be-reluctant-to-sell-part-of-gm-holding-at-current-price.html

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:55 | 1348411 SheepDog-One
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Thats all...everything now is just trying to find a greater fool to dump the bubble to.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:09 | 1348162 Clueless Economist
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I have advised Chairman Bernancke that QE3 is only a start.  We also need a $5 trillion stimulus to create or save millions of shovel-ready jobs.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:17 | 1348199 aheady
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Shovel this.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:49 | 1348386 Dr. No
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In your defense, I can see the logic of spending $5T asap.  May as well get some dirt moved while you still can buy a shovel with $USD!  Preempt the FED and bankers!  If we are going to drop money from helicopters, at least hover over mainstreet rather than wallstreet.  burn.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:22 | 1348521 The Profit Prophet
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Excellent advice Mr. Krugman. May I be so bold to suggest that your bastardized Keynesian brilliance be utilized to gain political support for the FED simply hiring every unemployed/underemployed person in America, paying them $30,000/yr each for a two year period. The FED would only have to extend its balance sheet by another 2T (which is less than the amount handed to the Elites) - and the 30,000,000 newly employed Americans can be put to work providing massages and hand-jobs to the Kleptocrats....talk about your economic stimulation!!!

T.E.I.N. everyone!   

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:09 | 1348166 mt paul
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the bernanks speech was a

" boner killer "..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy2LCAtwrZo&feature=feedu

 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:13 | 1348168 RobotTrader
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ES at the lows right now.

12 points down in a flash crash.

IYR remains a safe haven, it was actually up today.

Resource stocks were totally destroyed in the last 10 minutes.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:15 | 1348183 Deep
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Damn, you flip flop more than Cramer

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:16 | 1348217 oogs66
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IYR will come down

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:47 | 1348360 homersimpson
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Even PDs don't flip as much as the RoboMondayMorningQB

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:26 | 1348252 Coast Watcher
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I think Robo gets paid by the number of junks he receives.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:10 | 1348173 Yen Cross
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 Ben is clearly in uncharted territory! Spasms in his voice are a CLEAR INDICATOR!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:10 | 1348456 richard in norway
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+1

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:14 | 1348176 max2205
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ah, Ben is the addict and the dealer....smoking his profits away

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:11 | 1348177 Clowns on Acid
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Yeh...but it seems that as Unca Ben speaks about what we already know....seems like the Plunge Protection team has a sturdy ES bid in @ 1283.00.

 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:14 | 1348180 AccreditedEYE
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Now where's that deer in the headlights pic.....

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:16 | 1348190 Yen Cross
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 Good post.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:11 | 1348181 drswhaley
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BAC at two year lows.  Financial sector in good shape?  Thanks Ben.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:11 | 1348186 I Told YOU So
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might be too soon to cluck, big drop (4 days) before this, I'll say bounce to 1315 by fri.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 18:04 | 1348669 mynhair
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Would luv TZA at 37, or 36.50

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:12 | 1348187 Hedgetard55
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The trillion dollar question: does QE3 ensure further stock market juicing, or does the debasing of the dollar ensure stock market Armageddon?

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:45 | 1348368 Federal Reserf
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Could it be both?  How about this?

The fiat juicing will cause an inital rise in the S&P.  The smart passengers flying in the Bernankhawk will be standing near the door with the ripcord in hand.  Soon after they bail out and land in Galt's Gulch, Cap'n Benny's fuel pump will start sucking air and the wreckage will be laid at Washington's feet on Wall Street.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:51 | 1348378 SheepDog-One
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Yep!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:26 | 1348536 The Profit Prophet
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Guaranteed!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:17 | 1348195 buzzsaw99
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the bernank is full of crap.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:14 | 1348197 There is No Spoon
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market didn't go down, it passed out from boredom.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:15 | 1348198 disabledvet
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the blow ups have been in the sovreign space.  has government changed?  "it's just an interest rate" still seems the "modus operandi" to me.  i can live on 25% Greek interest rates--but obviously "i prefer 25% closer to home."  not IN my home nor running it of course!  in the meantime "the forever upward sloping demand curve for oil still remains intact."  who am i to argue with a bond market inversion should it occur?  i mean "i won't be the one saying the social security check is in the mail" when the time comes.  God help me if it's "all about the Weiner" when that hits.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:14 | 1348200 SchroedingersCat
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Did Bubble Ben just say that there was "no cost to the taxpayer" ? I think I need to go clean my ears....

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:16 | 1348216 disabledvet
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Ronald Reagan famously said "all the nuclear waste that we need to deal with can fit under the chair i'm sitting in right now."  Just accept it and move on...

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:29 | 1348281 Caviar Emptor
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Reagan also said "I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead--make my day." And then he raised the payroll tax. 

 

 

 

 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 21:35 | 1349298 Urban Roman
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What an excellent idea.

Term limits enforced by nuclear waste.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:36 | 1348304 sbenard
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How much scope for intervention does the Fed have left? As of June 1, according to the Fed's consolidated balance sheet, the Fed is now leveraged 53-to-1 ($2.79 trillion in assets / $52.6 billion in total capital). This is more extended than Bear Stearns and Lehman were just prior to their failure. The principal difference being that the U.S. Treasury, and by extension, the U.S. public, is on the hook for any losses incurred by the Fed. -- John Hussman, Phd., CEO of Hussman Funds

No cost to taxpayers, indeed!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:01 | 1348436 ebworthen
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"no cost to the taxpayer" in Ben's world means that with a few keystrokes he can create money that is infinitely floated, shuffled, and flipped.

On the actuarial table everything balances, but that is the lie of accounting.

Sophistry with numbers is a drug.

Equivocation with databases is porn.

Ben will debauch the currency and induce stagflation (if not more) and on his binary abacus there will be "no cost to the taxpayer".

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:18 | 1348206 RobotTrader
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The "Dear Jim" letters must be burning up General Jim's fax machine....

"But Jim, you promised QE to infinity!!"

Poor David Duvall has to get the fire extinguishers out again.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:23 | 1348241 Internet Tough Guy
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lulz. You are still the perfect fade, Momo. Gold held up while your bank stocks tanked. You must be puking up blood. But Momo, you promised.....

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:29 | 1348261 TruthInSunshine
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Momo and his mom are in the ultralong (25x) 'We Own Every Diseased & Herpes Pustule Encrusted Whore of a Bank & Financial' ETF.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:48 | 1348362 Spalding_Smailes
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So did Turd ( must be a QE3 )

 

Goof, should pay for Santa's dry cleaning after riding coattails last few years ( rustle, pirate, embezzle, pluck, plunder ect ... )

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:01 | 1348422 topcallingtroll
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Lmao!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:56 | 1348401 SheepDog-One
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I thought YOU said 'QE to infinity'...now youre trying to put it on some guy named Jim? How are your bank stocks doing?

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:19 | 1348213 The Axe
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The banks lead us down in 2008....same deal ...here.....rolling over.....I see

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:17 | 1348224 TheFantasticMonkey
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Gotta love it - according to the chairsatan himself - while commodities are way up, price inflation is low because people cost less now. Prices going up, income going down, what could possibly go wrong?

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:17 | 1348226 Arnolds Love Child
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Perfect two day double bottom.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:33 | 1348286 SheepDog-One
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Bottom? You aint seen shit yet...wait until this crackhead market goes into real seizures!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:21 | 1348233 squib
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How do I get back into Mom's Womb?

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:26 | 1348253 Cognitive Dissonance
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Isn't that what every male (myself included) tries to do from the moment Mom starts pushing?

"Wait a minute, I didn't sign up for this."

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:41 | 1348344 sabra1
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the bernanks mother pushed, but he came out the other end instead!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:43 | 1348355 TruthInSunshine
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+1

Wait a minute...wait a minute...it was warm and quiet in there. I don't like these piercingly bright light and this ridiculous noise...and the cold, the cold!!!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:43 | 1348332 Internet Tough Guy
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I'll be out in an hour.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:24 | 1348243 falak pema
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disappoint is not panic... the market just wants a glimpse of what's round the corner...it doesn't want a moon shot...

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:30 | 1348295 SheepDog-One
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Crackheads do not deal in subtleties, its either crack feast or crack famine.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:22 | 1348248 Caviar Emptor
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Awww..playing coy with us Ben? 

We know you have to be so very, very serious and salute the stock market, Wall Street and King Dollar. So you have to be like a parent and say:

 "No desert until you eat your vegetables!!" 

But we want desert now! The whole thing will swoon: the market, the dollar and maybe even bonds too unless you give us desert! 

And like an indulgent parent who just gives up on the bratty kids you'll give it to us...if we bug you :-)

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:27 | 1348256 carbonmutant
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The solution to the problem is to spread the blame...

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:58 | 1348406 topcallingtroll
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I nominate you.for best post of the day.

There have been so many good ones it has been hard to choose.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:28 | 1348262 Caviar Emptor
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QE3 is just a transitory treatment for a transitory condition! 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:33 | 1348290 wombats
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kind of like valtrex is a transitory treatment for herpes...

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:29 | 1348268 kumquatsunite
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110606/ap_en_re/us_book_review_the_ripple_e...

 The above link is for a book review on the new book: The Ripple Effect, The Fate of Fresh Water in the Twenty-First Century.

If we don't stop immigration, all immigration, and scour those who've been let in under the guise of "family reunification" (so many false records?...) then it just doesn't matter. This is the circus to have you miss the point. The point being that nothing anyone does matters if this country is not saved from the reverse colonization as the third worlders are forced upon us to save us from our "white succes."  Look at any other country and no one else (well maybe the French) have agreed to genocide themselves and give their country away. Everywhere else people fiercely protect their borders and their country. And for those of you who think we are "helping" the Mexicans? Are you kidding? Mexico is one of the richest countries in the world, brilliant in having us pay for the births of their citizens, feeding and clothing and educating their children, and providing dual citizenship (based on the lie that you can steal citizenship by stealing the Constitution that is th  right only of the people of the United States. You see at any time, mexicans can run for the border and be taken in by a country whose natural resources include non-genetically modified crops, mining (coal, silver, gold), a fierce and undying loyalty to their own country seared by the heat of the Mexican sun and the heat of those wonderful pablo peppers. 

Meanwhile, the United States plays carnie with this glorious country, giving it away to the world's floatsam under the guise of "compassion", which is just another world for self-genocide/self country-genocide.

Good luck.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:30 | 1348271 butthead
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long SDS, bitchez!  :)

 

I went 1000 long DXD at 18.05...we'll see.  :)

 

Taking a break from long silver...maybe at 30?

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:31 | 1348275 SheepDog-One
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Sure Mr Market the crackhead is disappointed, no giant bag of crack was handed over to them by Bernank!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:34 | 1348293 Franken_Stein
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Cold turkey, withdrawal symptoms.

Mr. Market's body is jittering.

Reality is so cold and biting when the party is over.

 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:43 | 1348335 SheepDog-One
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People seem to think now the crack junkie can now just go about his day with no more crack, and lead a pretty stable and productive life....

WRONG! Crack addicts need ever increasing amounts of crack every day or they fly into fits and cause mayhem and murder. Cant have it both ways people!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:27 | 1348276 praps
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Fed playing hardball with the Treasury. You won't do anything fix it so we won't.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:44 | 1348339 SheepDog-One
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So now the arm in arm Siamese twins are supposed to be squabbling combatants? Sorry not buyin it.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:27 | 1348277 hejss
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He did point out that inflation is a concern if commodities continue up..

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:32 | 1348287 sbenard
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Bernanke should do us all a favor and make HIMSELF transitory!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:32 | 1348301 buzzsaw99
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+3T

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:32 | 1348288 GottaBKiddn
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The patience of the ChairSatan is bubbling over. He wants QE more than anyone, because his Nobel Prize depends upon it, but he knows that with just a little more time the squirmy rats will be begging him for it. He just wants to know that his Precious loves him.

 

 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:34 | 1348294 Re-Discovery
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I am not sure what to make of the speech/answers.  I think the metals are acting as if he is very close to extending QE although not ready to admit it.

Stocks are going down, but for how long.  I think I hear a guy who wants to QE but needs shelter from that dreaded commodity inflation. 

Consistent with trying not to move markets, but I think the right bet is commodity long, stocks short term short, but ultimatley long on inflation trade.

Impossible to ead hawk into these comments, so game on for commodities.  OPEC meeting will drop prices tomorrow.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:31 | 1348299 Caviar Emptor
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Just in time : slumping in to the long hot summer

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:45 | 1348348 SheepDog-One
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Slouching ever closer to Gamorah...with no crack.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:34 | 1348313 buzzsaw99
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the bernank is a one trick pony. funnel profits to the banks while spouting psychobabble.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:38 | 1348315 Caviar Emptor
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If we all yell for QE3 at the same time, we'll wear him down. 

Join the Wall Street crowd as they descend on Washington in the march of the overprivileged underachievers . 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:35 | 1348316 LawsofPhysics
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As I stated this morning; "Easy money, short indices ahead of the bernanke's speech."

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:36 | 1348319 HarryWanqer
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This is such a setup to QE3...

On an unrelated matter... Why does Bernanke always sound like a high schooler doing his first speech?  Is he that nervous?  He's been chairman for how long now?

Grow some balls and print the sh*t already.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:42 | 1348353 Let them all fail
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Its hard to say whats going on without saying what is going on and not mentioning all of the real problems, wouldn't you get nervous lying to hundreds of millions of people on TV?

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:46 | 1348358 SheepDog-One
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Great I hope he does do QE then we can finally bury the Fiatsco dollar and gold will be $1,700 overnite...bring it on.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:52 | 1348385 topcallingtroll
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Dang i was nostalgic.for the real harry wanger. Been so long since ive seen the real one i mistook you for him, harry wanqer.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:25 | 1348523 PhattyBuoy
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Sure glad you aren't pining for harryweiner ...

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:36 | 1348321 fonestar
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You gotta love Ben. 

The man with the Midas mouth, turning equities into Gold.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:44 | 1348363 SheepDog-One
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One thing Ben has done is to turn a lot of Fiatscos into gold!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:48 | 1348364 TruthInSunshine
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In 2008, those golden equities lost more than half their value, on average, in a few short months.

Midas Touch & Bernanke Put, indeed!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:40 | 1348336 wombats
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Where is the clown with the seltzer bottle when we need him?

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:41 | 1348342 Let them all fail
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seriously jamie? what is the point of this stupid question? Hi, I'm Jamie Dimon, I'm on TV, yeah!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:50 | 1348374 oogs66
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that had to be the longest strangest question ever

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:47 | 1348379 swissaustrian
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JD: Hi, my name is jamie and i´m a moneyholic

Crowd: Hi, Jamie.

 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:56 | 1348416 buzzsaw99
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as if they don't talk at the orgies.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:42 | 1348347 GOSPLAN HERO
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Just let Max Keiser ask a question or two!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:46 | 1348354 Rynak
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I'm confused...... what was THAT supposed to be good for? It changed nothing at all regarding the market, except perhaps letting it for one day open and close at the same price.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:44 | 1348361 ebworthen
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Jami "Demon" Dimon just talked himself breathless with a stream of bullshit about the great recovery and a list of lies while fawning before the FED Chairman and pretending to ask a question which was really a statement that said:

"You WILL let the TBTF banks create another bubble and rape the responsible households of the world all over again in 10-20 years if not sooner."

 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:48 | 1348366 Quinvarius
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He is also afraid someone will write a book in 10 years criticizing him.  LOL.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:49 | 1348387 SheepDog-One
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Theyll be writing about Ben in pictographs on cave walls in 10 years.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:49 | 1348370 GOSPLAN HERO
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Waugh is sucking Bernanke's weiner.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:46 | 1348372 pdizzle
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Bernanke looks like he has lost more hair...

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:46 | 1348373 Quinvarius
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I heard QE3 announced in the form or reinvesting principal payments on the Fed's existing portfolio.  That whole "stock is the flow" thing.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:48 | 1348384 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Beautifully put T. D.!

 

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:49 | 1348388 Highrev
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BTFD is going to become JLTB.

 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:07 | 1348390 Event Horizon
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Hotel Bernanke

Welcome to the hotel Bernanke
Such a lovely space
Such a lovely pace
They easin’ it up at the hotel Bernanke
What a nice disguise, bring your goldman alibis

Mirrors on the debt ceiling,
The green cocaine on price
And she said ’we are all just prisoners here, of our own entice’
And in the chairman’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
Then stab it with their fiat knives,
But they just can’t kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
’Q E’ said the Fed man,
We are programmed to deceive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!

 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:17 | 1348480 Spalding_Smailes
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I Pledge Allegiance to the Chicago School
of the United States of America
and to the Primary Bankers
for which it stands,
one Nation under Ben,
indivisible,
with dollars and treasuries for all
.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:50 | 1348617 The Profit Prophet
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QE 3 (As sung by Barack Obama)

 

When I find myself in times of trouble, Ben Bernanke comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom...QE 3

And in my hour of darkness, he is standing right in front of me

Speaking words of wisdom...QE 3

QE 3..QE 3.........QE 3....QE 3

Whisper words of wisdom...QE 3

And when the broken hearted sheeple, living in the world agree

There wil be an answer...QE 3

For though they may be blinded, there is still a chance that they will see

There will be an answer...QE 3

QE 3..QE 3.........QE 3....QE 3

Yeah..there will be an answer...QE 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

T.E.I.N. everyone!

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 22:44 | 1349499 TruthInSunshine
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POMO Rain

The fresh new hit by Ben 'Bubbles & Bananas from B52s' Bernanklecide & The Insane Clown Keynesians

I never meant to cause you any sorrow.

I never meant to cause you any pain.

I only wanted to one time see you laughing.

I only wanted to see you laughing in the easy fiat rain.

TARP-TALF Rain, TARP-TALF Rain.

QE Rain, QE Rain.

POMO Rain, POMO Rain.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:52 | 1348402 RobotTrader
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Nothing but "Pure Pain" for:

- John Hathaway

- Rick Rule

- Eric Sprott

- Eric King

Another horrid day of underperformance from the PM stocks, and another "nightmare" day of overperformance of REITs and retail stocks today.

I'm sure these guys are at their wits end.

They will probably will dump the PM stocks for good and buy bullion and Treasuries tomorrow, and we'll soon hear of many gold funds closing down.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:00 | 1348417 Highrev
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Good eye Robot. Thanks.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:57 | 1348421 swissaustrian
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Silver is up 1 %

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:06 | 1348435 SheepDog-One
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Robo fading the subject again...how about your great bank stocks?

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:11 | 1348472 Spalding_Smailes
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Can you post the video of the doomers™ getting tossed out of the pickup ( Gonzo Lira, J. Williams, R. Prechter, P. Farrell ect ... )

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 19:18 | 1348883 CompassionateFascist
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No, but by the by we'll be able to post one of you cleaning the streets...with a toothbrush.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:20 | 1348487 lieutenantjohnchard
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projecting his own "pure pain" onto others robottrader thinks that those of us who own gold and silver can't look at our own accounts and see green.

btw: tzoo when you were boasting about it at $103 is now at $60.

robottrader: projecting daily his own failures in life onto other successful men.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 21:51 | 1349345 Urban Roman
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Silver was at 17.36 a year ago. Where is it today, again?

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:54 | 1348405 bbq on whitehou...
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So in other words the gamblers broke even.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 16:54 | 1348407 MrTrader
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QE III, QE III, QE III, QE III, QE III....Skynet out....zzzzzzzzzz

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:00 | 1348419 jmcadg
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Handbags at dawn.

Was I the only one listening to Jamie Dimon, both squaring up and ultimately crying, because he's not getting his own way.

Suck it up Dimon, my heart fuckin' bleeds for you. It's such a hard life at the top.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 17:14 | 1348463 ebworthen
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Posturing from Dimon, fake question, making certain he publicly pressures Bernanke to not hurt his profit margins from 0.25% money at the back window and creating another credit bubble to feed the bonus, swap, fee, bankster gang-bang rape party of responsible households still rockin' and rollin' in the Babylon of U.S.A. on the Hudson.

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