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long SDS, bitchez! :)
Panacea. Goddess of healing. He alludes to the fact hes not healing anything.
Sounds to me like no formal QE3
I may be in my pajamas, but I studying for my PHd
Bill Schaefer made a financial gain with his invention.
Attention parents and grandparents with Gerber's life insurance
Get MAGIC JET!!!!
and the genius of Steve Liesman all brought to you by CNBS!
Bernank is killing it as a comedian! Killing it!
That's his real calling in life! Shit, who knew the bearded Keynesian mutant could be so damn hilarious?
HEY all we need is the nations #1 employer McDonalds to hire 250,000 new part time min wage workers monthly, and we're all set!
yeah but steven wright has already copped the deadpan, depressed, rambling delivery.
Maximum employment and price stability sounds pretty good. Why only the medium term? Why not short and long term also?
I didn't think I'd laugh but that is HILARIOUS.
But those results are not typical...
until they deem the bear ETFs as a threat to the 'stability' of of the financial system...
I'm still waiting for them to vaporize my holdings!!!
the only true equity is inverse equity derivatives
That was a nice swoon!
Looks like the S&P found support...aka the closing bell :)
Heh heh heh...
haha fantastic comment. laughing my ass off here :D
found support, aka closing bell :-)
What is the definition of temporary? Transitionary? IN time frames?
3-6 month? 6m-1 year? 2-4 years? Any ideas?
Until the Chairman is no longer Chairman and doesn't have to address these issues anymore.
"Transitory" is a relative term...as is the term "solvent"...neither of which apply to the US/World economy.
T.E.I.N.??? New to zero hedge. Thanks.
The End Is Near (I'm the resident ZH doomsday prophet....me and a few thousand others!)
It's an homage to Tigger's famous departing phrase: T.T.F.N.
it is somewhere between a nanosecond and a light year... (and i chose a small unit of time and large measure of distance on purpose answering that one... straight from Der Benanks handbook - smoke and mirrors... and printing presses)
A light year is distance, moron.
(Sorry, couldn't resist. Just in a bad mood, and you were handy.)
Shoulda been parsec...
For your information... Nixon was saying in his infamous speech that they were going to take the USD off the gold backing temporary. That was 1971.
What is the definition of Transitory?
Doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results.
Its ok... its only transitory... lol
Murder, rape & pillaging are transitory events.
Your transitory events have lasted since pre-history. 50,000 years since there has been anything to pillage but stealing goes back much further.
Sunshine is as true as the breeze. Both are needed for plants and plants are needed for every other living thing.
Life is transitory. Is the FED?
those pesky 'speculators'....
we'll get heroin on the moon too, not much oxygen though
1st comes debt ceiling lift
next comes a main street stimulus "jobs" program
then comes the Fed
Then comes elections 2012
So everything thats already failed, just do-over again! Wow should work great and fool lots of people into believing their Ramen noodles are lobster and filet.
Ramen noodles have less saturated fat and are lower in calories than lobster and filet mignon dinners, so The Bernank, Jeethner & NerObama know what's best for us.
We're richer and healthier!
Timmay wants to make us richer all right. Looks like he is furiously searching for the greater fool to better his dumping price on GM.
Thats all...everything now is just trying to find a greater fool to dump the bubble to.
I have advised Chairman Bernancke that QE3 is only a start. We also need a $5 trillion stimulus to create or save millions of shovel-ready jobs.
In your defense, I can see the logic of spending $5T asap. May as well get some dirt moved while you still can buy a shovel with $USD! Preempt the FED and bankers! If we are going to drop money from helicopters, at least hover over mainstreet rather than wallstreet. burn.
Excellent advice Mr. Krugman. May I be so bold to suggest that your bastardized Keynesian brilliance be utilized to gain political support for the FED simply hiring every unemployed/underemployed person in America, paying them $30,000/yr each for a two year period. The FED would only have to extend its balance sheet by another 2T (which is less than the amount handed to the Elites) - and the 30,000,000 newly employed Americans can be put to work providing massages and hand-jobs to the Kleptocrats....talk about your economic stimulation!!!
the bernanks speech was a
" boner killer "..
ES at the lows right now.
12 points down in a flash crash.
IYR remains a safe haven, it was actually up today.
Resource stocks were totally destroyed in the last 10 minutes.
Damn, you flip flop more than Cramer
IYR will come down
Even PDs don't flip as much as the RoboMondayMorningQB
I think Robo gets paid by the number of junks he receives.
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