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All you need to know is highlighted in red (we'll leave the 10 paragraph recap to those who enjoy building narratives out of noise). We are now back to the old regime where a 25 handle move is based purely on Vitamin H(ope). And now, the EURJPY is completely decoupled as the carry trade is once again the USDJPY. At this point the Euro can fall to 0 and nobody will bat an eyelid: that signal has been terminally disconnected from all algos.

 

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Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:50 | 347436 Mad Max
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What, you're still here?

IBM has laid off most of its US workforce in the last 10 years and is aiming to lay off most of the rest and switch to "crowdsourcing," as well as the ordinary outsourcing to Asia.  While this might, might be good for IBM shareholders, it is terrible for US workers and the broader US economy.

You're so high on Hopium you'll be featured in the sequel to Up!

Thu, 05/13/2010 - 11:19 | 349155 jmc8888
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Remember the evolution of outsourcing.

We still have one more set that is now starting to also be outsourced, but for which, 99.9 percent of it hasn't happened yet.  White collar jobs.

Once the workers are gone, from most industries, like they have been.  We get to a point where it makes sense to hire cheaper white collar or management workers in other countries.  After all, if you want to of had any actual experience on the production side, you sure won't have ever lived in the U.S.

 

 

Thu, 05/13/2010 - 12:51 | 349487 oklaboy
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and the upcoming 1.6 million layoffs by 7/15 will help send ther market thru da atmosphere... 

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:52 | 347442 tmosley
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So, Harry, where were you while your trading thesis was imploding?

Here I thought you'd hung yourself.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:06 | 347476 Takingbets
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You are so predictable it's funny. What a coincidence, you just HAPPENED to be on vacation during the only 3 days the market fell apart in over a year? Shame on you, Wanker!!!!!

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:50 | 347589 Citizen of an I...
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Well, since you gave the seat number, it simply MUST be true.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 19:23 | 347829 Thunder44
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No stops on apple.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:09 | 347485 AccreditedEYE
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I would be willing to bet that in another few days, you will be on "vacation" again. You come in and out with the bullish tide. I still remain, confidently, on the OTHER side of your AAPL trade Johnny Bravo. Trees don't grow to the sky, not even AAPL trees.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:44 | 347580 dstein12
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If you were "about 1.5 hours outside of SFO when the market dropped," why did you wait until Friday to tell friends to buy AAPL and SSO?  You do remember that the market dropped on Thursday, right?

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:51 | 347728 Atomizer
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Tell us Harry. When the market was dropping over a so called glitch and you were watching it in flight. Did you ponder about using your airline seat flotation cushion seat as a parachute?

SFO huh? You must be one of those left coast idiots that thinks we are going to bail your sorry fuck ass out. You have a rude awaking.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 19:06 | 347774 Votewithabullet
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Yes the idiots are contained to SFO fuck ass? "You have a rude awaking" enough sed.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:55 | 347443 tecno242
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too bad WFMI's Forward P/E even using the TIPPY TOP of their guidance.. is 30 at the AH price.

30... for a grocery store... i guess it's 1999 again..

how you call that ridiculously cheap is beyond me...

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:57 | 347451 lizzy36
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Yeah and in 5 years i predict i will be Mrs. George Clooney.  I have more faith in that predication that in IBM's.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:05 | 347472 derp
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lol, he's back. Just as the algos gain control and start pumping the market higher Harry shows his face again. Coincidence? Nah, I think Mr. Wagner might be a bot. Tyler, time to improve your captchas.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:02 | 347465 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Apology not accepted!

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:29 | 347536 Cheeky Bastard
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Go jerk to Steve Jobs asswipe.

 

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:47 | 347422 RobotTrader
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Accounting gimmicks, scams, and schemes notwithstanding...

A good day for Big Blue, up over $5....

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:50 | 347435 Fraud-Esq
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wonder how much of that is wiring clients and banks into the exchanges co-lo style?

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:49 | 347429 Prof Gulliver
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So, unless you were one of the poor schmucks who got stopped out Thursday, you're in better shape now than the day before the flash crash. The message they want to send is clear: "Don't worry, even if the market goes down, we'll get er right back up where she belongs. We apologize for any inconvienience on the way the way to Dow 15,000."

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:03 | 347467 Hondo
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A glitch........are you da fool!  Strong reports....frenzy??? Have you seen the volume......the only volume is GS, JPM taking you out for a licking. 

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:57 | 347450 anony
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Someone posted that one should BUY when everyone else is selling.

Stupidly, that's what I did, shut off all the negative noise from this site, and am almost back to May 5.

Better to be lucky than smart any day.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:08 | 347484 GlassHammer
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Is the game Monopoly? 

Because I love that game.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:09 | 347487 Al Huxley
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I was almost feeling sorry for you, until that last comment.  I'd say you should be in this game only if you consistently make money, bull or bear side.  Hope you enjoy the trip to 1050.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:10 | 347490 faustian bargain
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...which is why nobody should be in this game, because there is no "strong base". There is only luck, based on guessing what the governments of the world are doing behind closed doors.

Fundamentals are weak across the economy.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:18 | 347499 reading
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Harry, you're an asshole.  Plain and simple.  I can't wait until the next downdraft so we get a break from your constant blithering bullshit.

 

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:14 | 347502 anony
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Re:  this site,  which I wish had stumbled on sometime in the Fall of 2010 insted of last year:

 

Song of Myself  (W. Whitman)

 

The past and present wilt--I have fill'd them, emptied them.
And proceed to fill my next fold of the future.

Listener up there! what have you to confide to me?
Look in my face while I snuff the sidle of evening,
(Talk honestly, no one else hears you, and I stay only a minute longer.)

Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:25 | 347520 Takingbets
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Why do you even bother comming back now if this site provides information you do not want to hear? All you are doing is slowing down the page loads for the rest of us!

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:41 | 347702 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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I guarantee if you keep taking advice from Harry you will end up crucified. He is a JOKE. Seriously, he is playing a roll and thats it. Why would you trade based on advice from the Internet? Why oh why?

 

Godspeed, sir. Godspeed.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:20 | 347511 Mitchman
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Let me understand your argument Harry:  1) 40 million people are on food stamps; 2) unemployment is about 18%; 3) our trade deficit widened last month YoY and will probably widen this year YoY; 4) Fannie's and Freddie's foreclosures have doubled YoY; 5) FDIC bank closings have doubled YoY; 6) the Chinese market is down 20%, so they ain't any richer; 7) capital spending is flat YoY compared to a disastrous 2009; 8) GM and Chrysler still make shitty cars.

Pray tell: Which "trend" are you suggesting we follow? 

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:35 | 347553 faustian bargain
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The birth-death model number in the employment numbers is a made-up illusion.

And so is the cheeriness you are seeing. But, don't worry, be happy.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:35 | 347554 tmosley
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I'm sure you mean the birth-death model added a lot more jobs than anticipated.

And people spending money that they don't have, or that they are saving by not paying their mortgages isn't exactly the most bullish sign one can hope for.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:36 | 347561 faustian bargain
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Also you didn't address a single one of the points he mentioned.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:40 | 347571 HarryWanger
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I've addressed those several times in the past few weeks. I also did so indirectly here. My point is, even though there was and continues to be some sluggishness, we're growing and seeing strength in the numbers that matter in the US. I've indicated on several occasions how the issues presented above are lagging and will begin to see a turn. We definitely are seeing that in manufacturing and employment.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:17 | 347648 Implicit simplicit
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Its good to be a positive thinker, but you really should do more thorough research, and see the truth.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:48 | 347727 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Harry is just messing around. He knows the numbers are rigged, he's just not "fighting the tape".

 

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 19:12 | 347790 Votewithabullet
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Holy shit, is that how you spell a 180?

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 23:58 | 348379 Cistercian
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 I think I understand the wanger.He is all about velocity and momentum.But his tragic mistake is that velocity always increases as you approach the event horizon of a black hole.And that's where the fool in the markets money is heading, into a black hole I call the theivo-matic.You will lose everything, even the currency will fail.

  What about "systemic collapse" dont you understand?If you had any clue, you would have been buying PM with both hands.

 

 But, as it is, enjoy the singularity...as it crushes you out of existence.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:46 | 347720 Coming Down in ...
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Please explain how record food stamp usage fits into your model.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:40 | 347568 thegreatsatan
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The number of jobless folks out of work for more than six months rose by 169,000 to 6.7 million, constituting 45.9 percent of all the unemployed.

Keep dreaming clown. 130k in California just floated past 99 weeks unemployed and will lose benefits. Businesses are showing profitability due to 30% across the board job cuts, and those positions will never be coming back.

Ah yes the vaunted "anecdotal data" always good gauge of the fiscal state of the nation.

Funemployment amirite!

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 19:29 | 347852 asteroids
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Harry has got to be Cramer pulling our chains and having a good laugh at us.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:20 | 347512 buzzsaw99
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strong base, that's a good one. lol

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:22 | 347662 hangemhigh
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Yo  Buzz:

these are lightyears we're talking about here and harry's doing his archetypal, 1980's style   america rules free base thing.....

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:10 | 347639 hangemhigh
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Hairy, Darling:

i would have to agree with you that the trend is definitely your friend.  oh, and by the way,did you notice that GLD took out 1220 before the SPY's did??

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:43 | 347711 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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No anony: Better to be SMART and LUCKY. Something of which you are neither. Stop before its too late.

 

I'll say it now:

 

WE TOLD YOU SO.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:57 | 347449 carbonmutant
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Market's up

Gold's up

Dollar's up

Sounds like "Dark Energy" to me...

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:16 | 347507 moneymishap
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don't forget food stamps!

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:52 | 347737 Toiletducky
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and # of banks down each week!

And there was also something with a deficit?

 

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:03 | 347466 pragmatic hobo
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I've seen "air-pockets" happen for a single stock from time to time ... but last Thursday was the first time I saw air-pocket for an entire market.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:45 | 347716 John McCloy
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1. It should indicate how falsely marked up these prices are

2. It should indicate that there are no buyers but computers

3. It should compel the FBI.DOJ.SEC to draw a big circle around these  banks and seize their assets because if not we are all fucked.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:06 | 347477 GlassHammer
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So Otto the Autopilot is back in the cockpit.

He will get us to Chicago but he won't be able to land the plane.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 22:07 | 348190 SofaPapa
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I like this image. It's a pleasant flight until we try to land with no fuel remaining. We don't have Sullenberger in the cockpit.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:13 | 347500 Al Huxley
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You have to understand, this isn't the 'old market' with the 'old rules'.  The 'new market' is like a hot bulimic model, that nibbles on chocolate all day, then every once in a while purges everything all at once.  And look how hot and healthy those models are!  Best of all worlds, just try not be be standing in front of the model/market when they purge...

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:19 | 347509 GlassHammer
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Who wants to hold the markets hair while she purges?

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:08 | 347633 Implicit simplicit
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The market only rises now because shit floats.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:19 | 347508 BlackBeard
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Alright, who bribed Biderman.  He's gone 100% bullish Wanger time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbmyAhtILgQ&playnext_from=TL&videos=ngyg8nvVi44&feature=sub

Interview with BB.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:19 | 347510 anony
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Gimme another drop like last week but make it last at least as long as a roll in the sack.

Please. I dare you. Whoever you are. 

I want Accenture at $.01 and no bullshit about rollbacks due to some computer malfunction.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:05 | 347625 Implicit simplicit
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You mean 6 minutes instead of 5;/)

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:21 | 347513 Boston Wealth
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Wow! Is it possible! 1300 is the new top!

Back in January 2010, I did an article based on fundamental analysis of why I saw 1250 as the top on S&P 500

Well I just went back and looked at the estimated bottom up approach operating earnings for 2010 and it has gone up from $76.47 in January to $79.83 today.

Applying the 16.37 multiple (read the article to see how it is derived) and wow, I get 1306 for the S&P 500. See how this compares to other analysts and the consensus estimate show on the attached chart. Interesting that the consensus average is at 1229!

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 19:57 | 347946 fuggetaboutit
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just so i understand this

your "analysis" is you take a number other people derive which has a forward error of about a billion, then you multiply that by a number a 6 year old can find in the latest issue of business week

do i have that right? that is the basis on which you make decisions?

can everyone on this site wire you 100% of our personal assets immediately, or have you already reached capacity?

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 20:09 | 347971 Boston Wealth
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lol.. my analysis has been very prescient ever since late 2008

 

http://www.bostonwealth.net/2010/03/25/target-from-july-2009-hit/

 

Yeah you have it right.. any six year old can do this.. move on.. nothing to see here!

Oh. just follow some of my posts.. hopefully you can make some money off of them.. called a gap up on S&P futures before the bailout was announced...

..think of how much you could have made trading off that info with ES futures up lock limit 55 as I predicted!

http://www.bostonwealth.net/2010/05/09/limit-up-who-knew/

 

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 21:48 | 348162 FischerBlack
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OMG, you are a MORON. Just stop!

 

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:35 | 347557 thegreatsatan
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That is unless you bother to look at who doesn't have a job. The number of jobless folks out of work for more than six months rose by 169,000 to 6.7 million, constituting 45.9 percent of all the unemployed.

Yeah, strong economic data from companies that have slashed payrolls 30% and won't ever rehire those people.

Recovery never.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:37 | 347563 lbrecken
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So Harry went to SF and now back to CHI if that does not tell you what is ideology is I don't know what does.  What a coincidence OBAMA needs the market up for Fall elections for temporary job growth and old Harry is there rooting.  Figures he sees things better in those cities too cause they are spending tax dollars there like drunken sailors.......He is a liberal hack, but no one on this board should talk him down.  I love to read his talking points all the same.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:04 | 347623 Takingbets
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Well guys and gals it looks like 20 junks will delete a post.

Now that we know for sure the Wanker is a troll, keep junking his postings to make him disapear! :-D

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 19:19 | 347814 Votewithabullet
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Cool, then we'll all agree and we'll never get any older and we'll never ever die. Bigg geegantay PUSSIES cant stand dissent.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 20:35 | 348021 Takingbets
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Is that you Hairy? All trolls have sock puppets.

If you would have stuck around and defended your position I would have a little respect for you. But since you conveniently went "On Vacation" and only came back after the trillion dollar bailout sent the markets back up, you lost your right to post junk IMHO.

Thu, 05/13/2010 - 00:55 | 348445 Votewithabullet
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Nein nein nicht zu snell. No relation to the wanker I just dig underdogs. Personally I think he's totally unbelievable prankster or kudlow or cramer even greenspan? I get freaky about people who act as if they can determine whos opinion gets to be heard.Get freaky with that shit, Makes me wanna vote. Vote for you my nigger.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:41 | 347703 ZackAttack
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SAP offering 65 for that POS has-been... unbelievable.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:42 | 347707 Kina
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Well I take this robotic anti down  mode as buying me extra pretend time to cash in capital gains on the home and get a small unit somewhere until the housing market bubble bursts here.

 

request to the banksters - could you push gold and silver down a bit futher thanks, I want some more.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 19:52 | 347900 chindit13
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Thu, 05/13/2010 - 04:22 | 348563 Grand Supercycle
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