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Mass Chaos, Confusion, and Bewilderment Among the Quants Today

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Over the last 3 days, the 19-year old gamers running the multi-billion portfolios at TIAA-CREF and CalPers have "reduced risk" by turning off the 60-min. chart and are now using 15-second and 3-minute charts only.  Of course, they are all following the same meatball tick for tick:  The EUR/USD.  But now some of the Algos are breaking down, and the fire extinguishers are now out hosing down the various grease fires in the computers.

Trading is now becoming totally chaotic.  On the one hand, you have the Forex Megadroid leveraged speculators and the Forex Gridbot gamers in the FX markets now getting whipsawed and thrown overboard trying to game the USD/YEN and the EUR/USD.  Now they have tightened down the timeframes, and instead of trading 150 times a day, they are now gunning the 5-second chart and trading 1,500 times a day.

Of course, this havoc automatically sweeps over to the stock market, as the 15-min. chart of the EUR/USD and every stock in the Wilshire 5000 has the exact same trading pattern, as if their ankles were tied together in a Chain Gang.

In fact, if you drill down even further most of the commodity stocks and material stocks are trading exactly with the EUR/USD on the smallest time frames, like a 5-min. chart.

On the computer screen, they look just like this:

But now, there is a fly in the ointment, a "glitch" in the Matrix.

Gold has now separated from the pack and has launched into Outer Space, irrespective of what the Euro does, or what the S & P 500 does.

If fact, the gold stocks were acting like a bunch of washed up actresses being treated for chronic depression up until a couple of days ago.

And suddenly, they bursted out of the Rehab Clinic and started running down Lankershim Blvd. in high heels and no panties towards the nearest casting director's office.

 

I mean, these stocks have just been psychotic.  Virtually untradeable.

By now, every single Program Robot is wired to exclusively trade off the micro-movements of the EUR/USD.  But many of those Robots were also shorting gold, and were caught offsides and now several motherboards went ablaze and torched a couple of desks.  Here's a picture of the gold and silver trading desks on the 104th floor in the 1200-story Derivatives Colossus (aka JP Morgan Chase):

 

Now we have to wait for more data.  What is coming up next?  FOMC?  More unemployment news?  Who knows???

 

 

 

 

 




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Tue, 11/03/2009 - 18:03 | Link to Comment Ode to Trading
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LOL, thanks, it must fun finding the graphics to portray the sorted tale of quant trading these days. Well done RT!

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 18:05 | Link to Comment Green Sharts
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Brilliant!

"When the capital development of a country becomes a by-product of the activities of a casino, the job is likely to be ill-done."

JM Keynes

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 19:13 | Link to Comment Printfaster
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Not always so.  Monaco seems to do well as a casino centric economy.  For that matter so does Nevada.

The capital development of the US is not the byproduct of a casino in the US, the casino is the product.

Keynes could never get anything right.

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 18:07 | Link to Comment Comrade de Chaos
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Robo thread as the substitute for the afternoon coffee - checked!

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 18:07 | Link to Comment deadhead
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This is a classic Robo column...bravo!

Robo...wtf went on with the pos aig today....hedgies and bucket shops yearning for the old days?  missing cit?

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 18:16 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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No doubt, "Animal Spirits" have returned...

 

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 18:19 | Link to Comment Gordon_Gekko
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Looks like Lloyd Blankfein devouring Robert Prechter.

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 18:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 11/03/2009 - 18:59 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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Prechter, is that you?

Stick around, maybe you will learn something.

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 20:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 11/04/2009 - 02:55 | Link to Comment Gordon_Gekko
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"philosophically a gold bug"

WTF does that mean? I've heard Robert Prechter making noises about Gold how "it is money" etc. and how much he loves it, but calling for $600 Gold when the chart (not to mention prevailing conditions) is practically SCREAMING it wants to go higher - much, much higher - reveals him to be a gold bear in bull's clothing.

Wed, 11/04/2009 - 04:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 11/03/2009 - 18:49 | Link to Comment Lionhead
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No, that's my cousin, Mickey. I've never seen such animal spirits in him!

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 19:06 | Link to Comment deadhead
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robo....the animal spirits quote and picture are hysterical.

you are definitely a piece of work!

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 18:08 | Link to Comment Comrade de Chaos
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Robo thread as the substitute for the late afternoon coffee - checked!

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 18:08 | Link to Comment JackTheTrader
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Great post!  Visual storytelling is always a plus!

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 18:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 11/03/2009 - 18:17 | Link to Comment Gordon_Gekko
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"Here's a picture of the gold and silver trading desks on the 104th floor in the 1200-story Derivatives Colossus (aka JP Morgan Chase)"

(ROTFLMFAO)^2

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 18:28 | Link to Comment taraxias
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Brilliant, Robo.

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 18:35 | Link to Comment Docinthedark
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outstanding!

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 18:59 | Link to Comment Veeken
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such a funny post. rofl

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 19:00 | Link to Comment Rainman
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Gold is the only attached in a detached field of markets. I thought the Indians bought a shitload of gold from the IMF. Is this gold spike tied to this particular event on speculation of increased foreign demand ?? If so, why didn't the Red Bull boyz see it coming ??

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 19:01 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 11/03/2009 - 19:09 | Link to Comment Ags Nightmare
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Brilliant post Wndy....you have a way with "words"...the global economy is like a string of marionettes held together by a frayed strings right now.....everyone's neck is craning up to the skies looking for an ass blast and I think this pig is in the proocess of meeting Mr. Major Malfunction..its amazing how numbers and symbols can entice people to look the other way over and over while some pigman pulls the wad of twenties out of your pocket.

I know my view is not a popular view on many bearish sites but gold "shares" vs. physical gold "price" reminds of oil when shares lagged when oil ran to 150.....if anything ...paper gold is getting close to a short again....AEM got knee capped a while ago and is no where close to last years high yet gold is sniffing 1100...two totally different animals...NEM....not at new highs...

If we go on the gold standard again, different story..until then...just another bubble...

 

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 19:31 | Link to Comment Leo Kolivakis
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The algos are getting crushed! I love it! Quants think they can program all ticks to precision....KABOOM!

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 19:32 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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They can until they run out of legitimate long suckers er (buyers).

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 19:31 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Funniest post yet. But come on everyone knows 1000 stories of that derivatives trading collosus are just redundencies!!!!

Obama has been yapping about internet security a bunch lately. I sure hope we don't get some accidental attack on our ultra legitimate super honest stock market that requires a war to defend against!!!

Or maybe the professor who got his teaching assistant to copy every physics equation known to man on his black board also talked him into a new trading algorythm.

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/124262d1256900258...

Wed, 11/04/2009 - 01:04 | Link to Comment Apocalypse Now
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H-

Scary comment considering I couldn't log into Wells Fargo or Etrade today, and I recall the comments from Jay Rockefeller (senator, brother of mr. big) that the internet should not have been invented and that we need a cyber-security czar.  In addition, there was a media story that the DHS might need to restrict access to web sites (popular ones including relationship networking - Facebook / Myspace, etc. etc.) in order to properly address an emergency like "swine flu" or whatever they want to use to justify super governmental activity.

I think many of us feel (including Bill Gross) that a cold wind is blowing.

Wed, 11/04/2009 - 05:11 | Link to Comment Pondmaster
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DHS - aka Dept of Homeland Security -

ZH will be the first to be shutdown . Keep givin em hell Boys

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 19:32 | Link to Comment jippie
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Great post...

you made my day ;)

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 19:42 | Link to Comment SpartanTnT
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Still like this GS robo classic, summs it all up.

 

 

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 20:02 | Link to Comment Ags Nightmare
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wait till they figure out the weak dollar is bad for gold and the stock market....this is a clusterf**k of massive proportions...remember...its just numbers and symbols...who actually buys anything becasue they truley like it ?....consider Crapple "loved" until it waterfalls on some warning coming down the road....you wake up...your number is "higher" if you are a bull ( thats good) or lower if you are a bear ( weeeee ).... and you "win"...or "lose",,,"guessing"...on which direction...your "number" will move....

 

There is no stock market

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 20:22 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Just in case the "Animal Spirits" intensifies.....

Several low-grade junkers are likely to be chased....

Watch these African animals:

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 21:30 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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You could add ABK to that list and it would be complete.

ABK and RDN report tomorrow.  Both have a good chance to mark their portfolios to just about any value they want on the FG side, and who would know any better?  Not like we know what TRUPS deals they have insured.

We could see 50% moves in both those names tomorrow. Direction?  Unclear.

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 20:51 | Link to Comment Dogfather
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Great post, Robo, makes my top five of your always-entertaining missives.

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 21:50 | Link to Comment Kreditanstalt
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So much for the gold-dollar relationship...but keep your shorts up, because they have a lot of lost lucre to chase tonight.  Just goes to show that it is better to save in gold than in fiat.

Gold goes to Moon.  See?    Hahahahah...!  See how actually READING about compnies can help?  Let's hear it for those of us who believe in company and commodity fundamentals, in REAL money as opposed to filthy paper, and in assessing the strengths of a stock, of a REAL company producing REAL assets instead of those nimbies who use TA, Moving Averages, magicians, charts, waves and stuff...

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 21:52 | Link to Comment Kreditanstalt
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Paper goes flying out  windows...into the streets below...gold floats, turds sink...

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 22:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 11/03/2009 - 23:04 | Link to Comment Ned Zeppelin
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Total classic Robo T. You rock!

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 23:42 | Link to Comment mock turtle
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robot trader

 

a 3 ring psychosis, tour de force,

 

i have been enamored and educated all at once

 

i want to have your baby

 

 

Wed, 11/04/2009 - 09:11 | Link to Comment deadhead
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send pics to robo.  better yet, link a few hot ones here.

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 23:57 | Link to Comment mock turtle
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almost all the gold ever mined is still in the possession of governments and individuals around the world

 

not so for silver which as an industrial use metal, frequently ends up in landfills

 

there is actually more gold than silver held in bullion (above ground) by a factor of several times

 

good times for gold may (may) spell good times for silver as both a compliment, and, as a substitute for un satisfied gold demand

 

http://www.gata.org/node/7887

Wed, 11/04/2009 - 00:18 | Link to Comment E Thomas St.
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REITS did pretty well today despite the market. Pretty killer considering the volatility over the past few days.

Wed, 11/04/2009 - 00:19 | Link to Comment Trader Joe
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BWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA !!!!!!

Wed, 11/04/2009 - 00:57 | Link to Comment Tripps
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awesome work as always

Wed, 11/04/2009 - 01:39 | Link to Comment time123
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The G20 is supposed to be talking about bubbles later this week. Could they pull out a trick to scare the gold bulls?

time123

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Wed, 11/04/2009 - 02:28 | Link to Comment walküre
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gold bulls don't get scared.

it's an oxymoron. if you're bullish on gold not even a 2 point hike on Uncle Sam's paper would scare anyone.

let's face it. paper money is toast.

Wed, 11/04/2009 - 04:14 | Link to Comment chinaguy
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Better late than never - THANK YOU so much RT!

Wed, 11/04/2009 - 05:44 | Link to Comment blueskyscottsdale
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deafening LOLs

Wed, 11/04/2009 - 08:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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