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McDonalds Hires 62,000, Turns Away Over 938,000 Applicants For Minimum Wage, Part-Time Jobs

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This is what the US economy has been reduced to: McDonalds reports that as part of its employment event to hire 50,000 minimum wage, part-time (mostly) workers, subsequently raised to 62,000 it received a whopping 1 million applications, or a Tim Geithner jealousy inducing 6.2% hit rate (h/t X. Kurt. OSis). Alas, the US economy is now so pathetic that the bulk of the population will settle for anything. Literally anything. And the saddest part: over 938,000 applicants were turned away. Here's hoping to Burger King needs a few million janitors in the immediate future too. And yes, aside from reality, things in America are really recovering quite nicely.

From Bloomberg:

McDonald’s and its franchisees hired 62,000 people in the U.S. after receiving more than one million applications, the Oak Brook, Illinois-based company said today in an e-mailed statement. Previously, it said it planned to hire 50,000.

The April 19 national hiring day was the company’s first, said Danya Proud, a McDonald’s spokeswoman. She declined to disclose how many of the jobs were full- versus part-time. McDonald’s employed 400,000 workers worldwide at company-owned stores at the end of 2010, according to a company filing.

Earlier this month, McDonald’s said sales at stores open at least 13 months climbed 2.9 percent in the U.S. after it attracted more diners with items such as beverages and the Chipotle BBQ Bacon Angus burger. The fast-food chain has about 14,000 stores in the U.S. and more than 18,000 abroad. About 80 percent of all McDonald’s stores are franchised.

 

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Thu, 04/28/2011 - 21:10 | 1218695 ColonelCooper
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You could turn them off.  Just sayin...

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:16 | 1218172 chet
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Ending tax breaks isn't more government.  It's simplified, more efficient government. 

Offset it with lower overall rates if you want, but a tax code stuffed with tax breaks as thick as five phone books doesn't add up to "less goverment".

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 20:35 | 1218592 WonderDawg
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FairTax, bitchez. (Hey, my first "bitchez" post)

FairTax eliminates all tax breaks, because corporate profits aren't taxed. Talk about bringing back jobs to this country, there would be such a rush of capital into our economy and jobs created, we'd leave this depression behind in less than a year.

The only problem is, the FairTax would strip our corrupt politicians of most of their illicit income, because it would eliminate a lot of bullshit special interests, so, probably not gonna happen until after the collapse.

Still, though: FairTax, bitchez.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 23:40 | 1219176 nmewn
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Second the motion...Fair Tax bitchez!

The topic needs a stand alone post.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 23:14 | 1219109 Pepe
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I am following my buddy Jeremiah Johnson up the mountain. Just us and the mules. You are welcome to come along

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:53 | 1217759 bob_dabolina
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Stop being so scared of being labeled a rascist. If anything negative is said about minorities you're instantly labeled a Klansman, it's bullshit.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:07 | 1217851 Spastica Rex
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Saying "the Jews did it" is no more racist than using the word "nigger" to fairly describe bad people of all races. In fact, If neo-Nazi anti-Semites want to criticize Israel for simply protecting herself against encroaching Islamo-fascism and nations who wish to WIPE HER OFF THE MAP, one should ask the simple question: Isn't it better that our troops are protecting us over there, rather than over here? After all, one cannot fight the Fed by eating silver. Don't get me started on the evils of grossly over paid unionized public sector employees, because I've invested in Smith and Wesson for the coming zombie apocalypse: come and get me, you mother fucking zero tax paying welfare moms! And the end game will be the Bourgeoisie laughing in their gated communities as the proles fight amongst themselves, because the level of radiation released from Fukishima is in no way as harmful as the doomer crowd would like you to believe, and I got that straight from a good friend who is a nuclear engineer.

In summation, The only difference between Busch and Soetoro is that Barry is a Marxist. Although to be fair, he is only trying to clean up the mess that Worst Fascist President in History made.

Gold, bitchez!

 

Looking for the MOST/QUICKEST JUNKS EVER!

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:19 | 1217937 bob_dabolina
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Like I said it comes down to this unrealistic pathological fear of being labeled a racist. We wouldn't need anyone to protect us, I think people are the best protectors of themselves, obviously police and such are necessary but people have become far to reliant. No one can protect me better than me. Like, look at Juan Williams....he said something about being at the airport and looking at Muslim people twice (or something of that nature) and he was fired and chastised by the liberal media for that. The bottom line is he was 100% correct, I see a muslim looking dude on my plane I am all over him. I know where he's sitting, who he's talking to, what he's doing, I am all over it and hyper vigilant. Why? Because Muslims don't like me, they want to wipe all non-muslims off the face of the planet so am I wrong to racially profile people I know want to kill me? No, but if I come out and say I do it's a fucking hell storm of criticism and it's not right.

For Christ sakes, conservative talk radiohosts were just recently juxtaposed against by the KKK. It's ridiculous and out of control, really.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:43 | 1218258 chet
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"I don' truss them Arab peoples, sos I stare at them on thuh air-o-plane!"

Yeah, why would anyone construe that as racist?

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 19:00 | 1218277 bob_dabolina
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 "My clothes were torn to pieces...what really struck me was how merciless they were. They really enjoyed my pain and suffering. It incited them to more violence.

Logan told the Times that the attack lasted for 40 minutes and involved 200 to 300 men."

If that's how people Muslim men in Africa view and treat white women you're god damn right my comment was racist you stupid red diaper doper baby.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:59 | 1218301 chet
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Yes, because white Christians have never formed a mob or raped a woman.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 19:30 | 1218316 bob_dabolina
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When was the last time 300 white Christian men cornered a Muslim woman and did something like that?

And here is the Leader of Iran but I'm the racist one:

Ahmadinejad calls for the destruction of America and Israel,

 http://tomfriedmann.wordpress.com/2011/04/22/ahmadinejad-calls-for-the-destruction-of-america-and-israel-but-does-anyone-want-to-listen/

Call me raycees all you want, I'm not scared of your shallow and undeserving epitaphs.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 19:37 | 1218405 chet
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Yeah, he's a crazy man who promises a lot of destruction alright.  Meanwhile we're carrying out the actual destruction of two of his neighbors.  We're bombing four Muslim countries right now.  Why aren't they thanking us yet?

"I'm not scared of your shallow and undeserving epitaphs."

You just proudly admitted that your statement was racist, so that would make it a "deserving" epithet wouldn't it?

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 20:03 | 1218461 nmewn
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The Egyptian's conducted virginty checks on muslim women it deemed a "threat" after the protests...sexual abuse is a "control tool" in some countries, whether you choose to believe it or not...which is what the groping/rape of the reporter was;

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1369259/Egypt-protests-Women-forced-virginity-checks-arrests-Tahir-Square.html

Sayin...

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 20:14 | 1218504 chet
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I'm not saying I'd want to live in Egypt.  I'm just saying that smearing any whole class of people based on what some subset of them does makes one look foolish.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 21:04 | 1218684 bob_dabolina
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Take your penis and just shove it in your mouth and choke yourself to death.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 21:04 | 1218685 nmewn
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Agreed.

But I too look at them different these days...a heightened sense of awareness...its very hard for them (culturally/religiously) to turn on or turn in the "abnormal ones"...I know the "normal ones" are ostrichsized for this but it is human nature to look at it this way.

If whatever people has gone on killing sprees lately (white native Irish catholics or brown Egyptian Islamists) it makes no difference to me, they are viewed with suspicion.

I would also say it doesn't take long to sum up people, in general, if you know what to look for...the bad ones, of any ethnicity, will not be wanting to make eye contact or engage in casual conversation, they will not accept cordiality (in a meaningful way) and they will likely be sweating like pigs for what they about to do...among other things...in other words, they will not be "normal".

But the "first look" will always be what are you?...just like in any grocery store or public place.

Mature women go through this all the time...thats why she packs heat ;-)

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 23:09 | 1219095 prole
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"sexual abuse is a "control tool" in some countries"

Which country are we talking about? Evidently mewn hasn't been groped by Uncle Allah lately.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 06:58 | 1219625 nmewn
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(Slipping a latex glove on)...Careful there prole, I'm in an especially foul mood this morning.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 20:22 | 1218477 bob_dabolina
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First of all, you didn't answer my first question:

When was the last time 300 white Christian men cornered and raped a Muslim woman?

Second. You'll have to ask Barrak Hussein Obama why those wars are going on. He clearly sympathizes with Muslims, declaring proclamations on every Muslim holiday while practically ignoring Jewish/Christian/and other religions (didn't he just send 30,000 additional troops to Afghanistan?) And didn't he just decide to start boming Libya, whos leader called him "our son"? Mr. Hussein Obama is the Commander in Chief of the armed forces right?

Third. When was the last time a white Christian male and leader in American politics came out and said things like that about a Muslim country as Ahmadinejad did about our culture and country? Right, show me Ron Paul saying we are going to wipe Muslim nations of the map....yea bitch, no you can't.

Fourth. I didn't proudly admit my statement was racist. What I said was if my comment about profiling against a group of people who clearly want individuals of my orientation wiped off the face of the planet and raping women of my color/religious preference is racist than you are more than entitled to label my comment as racist if that's how you saw it. What you did was take my comment out of context to make it appear that I am a proud racist (typical liberal tactics) I also said after that, that you are a stupid red diaper doper baby.

But I'm rayceees because I come up with cogent points and call bullshit when I see it? What goon squad are you associated with? CAIR? ACLU? SEIU? You just seem like that ignorant type that associates with those groups.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 20:29 | 1218555 chet
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I have no doubt that in whatever circles you run in that "red diaper doper baby" is quite the insult, but I have no idea what it means.

1. Many such things took place in Yugoslavia as it fell apart.  Probably with less than 300 involved.

2. You sound like Donald Trump.  (That isn't a compliment to your intelligence.)

3. There are all sorts of leaders in the US and Israel calling for an attack on Iran.  If you recall, we declared it a member of an "Axis of Evil" and promptly attacked one of the other members.

3(a).  Ahmadinejad doesn't have the authority to deploy a single troop.  One recent story out of Iran had the head of the Republican Guard publicly slapping him across the face in a top-level meeting.

4. Your statement was racist.  Or more specifically, Islamophobic, but probably also a bit racist.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 23:17 | 1218608 bob_dabolina
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#1 Show me one fucking article where 300 white Christian men treated a woman (OF ANY ORIENTATION) like that you fucking pig. Don't dance around the question.

#2 Really? Ad hominem attacking me with Donald Trump references? Grow a pair asshole and insult me if you're going to insult me. You're shit's WEAK kid. How 'bout answering the question(s)? Could you try doing that you Carneyesque blowhard?

#3 Mr. Hussein (US President) is leading the war you stupid colostomy bag. The guy sympathizes with Muslims. What don't you understand about Muslims being violent? Look at the Middle East, they've been at war since they grew opposable thumbs and figured out how to throw rocks.

#3a. No shit idiot but he is the mouth piece for the supreme ayatollah khomeni is he not?

#4 Fuck you.....raycees, bitch please.

BTW...red diaper doper baby -

"The children of leftist intellectual baby boomers, raised from birth on Marxism and a drug tolerant environment, and now in places of political and intellectual influence."
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 23:24 | 1219130 prole
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Wow I have found the most profound case of selective outrage in world herstory, served up with a heavy dose of sanctimony:

 

"Show me one fucking article where 300 white Christian men treated a woman (OF ANY ORIENTATION) like that you fucking pig. Don't dance around the question."

I could give you 300 articles. Here's 3-

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/afghanistan/3386273/US-wa...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deh_Bala_wedding_party_bombing

http://articles.cnn.com/2002-07-01/world/afghanistan.bombing_1_civilian-...

 

You find "one fucking incident" with one victim, who lived, throughout world history and get your panties all bunched up and act superior. Show me a case where Moslems bulldoze a white American girl to death and laugh about it and are laughing about it still. Can you cite me a link for that?

 

 

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 00:16 | 1219239 bob_dabolina
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There are sick men of every backround, I can't disagree with you there.

So you CANT show me 1...not ONE...single instance where 300 white Christian men raped a muslim woman?

See, what you did was try to find something as reprehensible and juxtapose it against the argument I was making. Yes, men, and countries do things that are ghastly....we are in total agreence.

However, it is the visceral nature of the rape that is foretelling. Furthermore, it is the fundamental nature of Muslim individuals and their views about all other cultures that is disconcerting. I would say that Islam is Hitleresque in nature based on my experiences which include living in the Middle East.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 02:21 | 1219373 AnAnonymous
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So you CANT show me 1...not ONE...single instance where 300 white Christian men raped a muslim woman?

 

Made me laugh. Asking for an identical event is somehow a good recipe for finding no match.

After that, you can also add various qualifiers to narrow even more the possibility to find a match, with 50 pc of men in their late twenties etc...

 

The depiction you made of the event is very specific. 300 white christians ganging up on a christian woman, which imply the qualifiers were decisive in the making of the event.

For example, why add the qualifier white before christian while you do not qualify muslim with a racial qualifier? Do you feel that one can find a mob of 300 Christians ganging up on a muslim woman to rape her?

As to the event itself, in Europe, it is quite easy to find events of people who happened to be white, christian will be left to doubt as Christians indulge easily in the "they are not Christians" who ganged up in groups of five or ten to gang rape a muslim girl.

To end with your framing of the issue to draw false generalities, please point at an event of a white country in total uprising against its government with a muslim woman journalist reporting the event.  These are the  initial settings.

 

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 23:17 | 1219118 Pepe
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Oh so you are the ugly whitish looking dude looking at me in the plane, huh?

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:29 | 1217959 mynhair
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I have no beef with Israel. It's those damn NY joos that drive me nuts!

(That includes E. FL)

Schumer, Wiener, Wassermann-Schultz, Lieberman......

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:49 | 1218071 Judge Holden
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The sad thing is, I didn't see anything unusual about this post until about half way through when I saw your quote at the bottom.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 20:36 | 1218588 Spastica Rex
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Looking at the result, I have to assume that I was WAY too subtle.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 20:40 | 1218605 Kayman
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Spas Rex:

"the Bourgeoisie laughing in their gated communities"

The nice thing is "they" gather in groups.

Once, in Rome, it was proposed that all slaves be marked to distinguish them from Roman citizens.  It seemed like a great idea until the Romans realized how many slaves walked amongst them, and what a lousy idea it would be have the slaves know how many slaves there were.

Gated communities ? Good luck when TSHTF.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 21:47 | 1218830 Spastica Rex
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It was a joke. I tried to put as much midless disconnected ranting into the post as I could.

I failed.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 17:58 | 1222317 boiltherich
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Once upon a time there was such an end game as wealthy elite living in gated communities bordering lush golf courses and polo grounds in the capital, Salisbury, Rhodesia.  Today you know it better as Zimbabwe and the elite are gone, subservient friends of Mugabe live in those houses though I doubt you could recognize them from what they looked like 30 years ago. 

Thanks for pointing out that BushCo was the Worst Fascist President in History, sometimes people need to be reminded. 

I would double junk you for it if I could but alas one junk per post is all we get.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:54 | 1217765 MonsterZero
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I'm sure that will all change now that people expect lower wages and less benef... oh damn.. Healthcare for everyone! Send the jobs back to India where we don't have to pay for healthcare!

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:12 | 1218167 Arkadaba
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Not sure if you are being sarcastic or not but India (along with most other developed countries) does have universal healthcare:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Healthcare_in_India

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 03:40 | 1219452 vxpatel
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what india has can't be called

universal healthcare

unless of course you don't mind being treated in filthy hospitals with used equipment....b/c that's what the masses have access to....

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 19:56 | 1218444 Plumplechook
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Welcome to the outsourced/offshored world buddy.  It's all part of the race to the bottom.   Once call-center workers in the US are prepared to work for 20 cents an hour those jobs will start being repatriated.

In the meantime you can enjoy this sort of service:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS8KDVvMmIg

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:52 | 1217728 LK
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McD's not the only one.  I saw a huge line of ppl applying for jobs at Sunglass Hut yesterday!

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:53 | 1217753 RichardENixon
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They still taking applications?

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:59 | 1217780 bob_dabolina
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You need sun glasses to shield yourself from the blinding beams of sunshine that constantly shoot out of Geithner/Obama/Bernankes asses.  (and the crew over at CNBC)

Geithner can take his strong dollar policy and shove it up his ass.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:16 | 1217900 A Lunatic
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He is far too busy trying to shove it up ours.......the skids are well greased by now anyhow.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:37 | 1218010 bob_dabolina
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NaNaNa this is being done with no lube

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:42 | 1218026 A Lunatic
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Finally ran 'er dry eh? Well it was bound to happen eventually. Man up Bitchez

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:55 | 1217733 Ferg .
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This sort of reminds me of a similar situation , albiet on a much smaller scale , a few months ago here in Ireland . On one of the daily talk radio shows a representative of Centra ( Irish equivalent of 7 eleven ) was talking about the launch of a new store in Dublin city centre . He went on to tell how they had recieved hundreds ( possibly thousands ) of applications for this one ( relatively small ) shop , from the likes of lawyers , accountants and college graduates . They were queuing up ( quite literally ) for interviews outside for a minimum wage job . That's the sort of environment we're dealing with .

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:53 | 1217735 Dr. Porkchop
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Banzai...

you have to do Bernanke as the Hamburgler...and Obama Mcdonald...Timmy as Grimace...Timace? Only your powers of anthropomorphic humor can do it justice.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:56 | 1217763 willien1derland
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Brilliant!

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:34 | 1218235 bugs_
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robble robble.....

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:51 | 1217737 gkm
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Alas, there are those who are screwed, those who are being screwed, and GS is providing the not so immaculate conception.

Although it looks like GS (the company) might be about to get their ___ pushed in a little bit.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:54 | 1217743 monopoly
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This is so sad, it just makes one want to cry. And this is America. I hear the bell tolling.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:57 | 1217772 falak pema
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Are you Hemingway's ghost? 

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:16 | 1218174 Arkadaba
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+lol

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 21:59 | 1218860 topcallingtroll
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Nope....you heard the troll belling.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 00:51 | 1219292 Arkadaba
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++ lol

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 00:40 | 1219275 baby_BLYTHE
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Dickensesque

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:52 | 1217745 AldousHuxley
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Following Japan lockstep in McJobs for retirees with savings withered away in inflation.

http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/senior-citizens-being-...

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x72hdd_japans-elderly-workforce_news

 

McDonald's franchise used to cost $1M...decade later the bar is set to $2M.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:53 | 1217754 Seasmoke
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now thats a SUPER SIZE

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:53 | 1217757 mt paul
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you want fries 

with that economy ...

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:54 | 1217762 ursus.peracto
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I'll bet most of those hired were illegals.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:19 | 1217908 AldousHuxley
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Of course, illegals are now the hiring managers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 20:49 | 1218643 sun tzu
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Sure, because we all know that only illegal immigrants hire illegal immigrants.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 22:37 | 1218993 Pepe
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Explain: How can you be illegal if the rule of law does not exist?

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:45 | 1218038 blunderdog
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Yeah, no, that's way wrong.  McDonald's doesn't pay cash.  They actually make an effort to hire legals, and generally they do so. 

They hire plenty of Spanish-speakers, but they're Americans.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:11 | 1218162 downwiththebanks
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You're an illegal, White Man.  Go back to Europe.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:59 | 1217764 falak pema
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BTW what will rising OIl do to Mcdo's logistic costs spread around the continent? Margins squeezed and on fire?

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 00:46 | 1219289 i-dog
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What about their ingredient costs? (mostly plastics and preservatives)

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:57 | 1217770 MyKillK
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So who wants to bet me that there will be almost no increase at all in worked hours from McDonald's employees?

 

The hours that these new 62,000 will work are going to come straight out of the hours existing employees would have worked.

 

Nothing but a PR stunt.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:57 | 1217793 RichardENixon
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My guess is they had some old codgers in there who were due for a nickel an hour raise, so they had to get in some fresh blood.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:02 | 1217811 MyKillK
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Yea, that would make sense too.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:55 | 1217773 rosiescenario
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...preference is being given to hiring workers with martial arts skills....

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:59 | 1217804 NotAllowed
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I'm good with a bowstaff!

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:52 | 1218074 CHARLIE.DONT.SERF
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+1

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:57 | 1217791 Seasmoke
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this country has become a KROC of shit

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:58 | 1217796 apberusdisvet
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Are you ready for the NWO?  That's what TPTB want.  We have to be on our knees begging.  We're getting there, aren't we?

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:01 | 1217802 SilverIsKing
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So where are the 62,000 jobs?  Something fishy here.  Unless MCD is expanding at a rapid rate, like opening hundreds of stores all at once, I'm calling BS on this announcement. 

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:07 | 1217839 Dr. Porkchop
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I think someone already mentioned it.. but it's probably the result of cutting full time spots and putting in more part timers. A savings move on whatever benefits costs are due to full time employees. So those lucky new employees are probably going to get like 15 to 25 hrs per week - sans benefits.

 

BADA-BOP-BOP-BA! I'M LOVIN' IT!

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:11 | 1217855 MyKillK
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Yup exactly. Only full time employees get any benefits (if McDs even offers benefits)...so if anything this is a cost cutting measure yet it's being spun as a "look how great the economy is!" type of deal...

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:26 | 1217956 tmosley
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They just fired 75,000 people.

Econo-WINNING!

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:54 | 1218082 CHARLIE.DONT.SERF
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Duh!  +1.  I've been lurking for too long.  Is it cool if I counteract the trolls and just +1 every comment that makes me snicker?  And yes, while I'm on it, can I tell Dangertime, Robot Trader and Meth Man to suck on it.  I've been waiting a long time to do that.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 20:18 | 1218515 topcallingtroll
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Sure man

Pick a team and grab a big stick

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:32 | 1217972 mynhair
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Geez, it's the new policy of dumpster management.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:11 | 1218165 DR
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No net increase in hiring-illegals out, cheap white kids in. I'm seeing this pattern in all the fast food places I have visited lately.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 20:56 | 1218655 Bicycle Repairman
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BS it may be.  How many McD franchises are there? 14K, I believe.  So each franchise is adding 3-4 people?

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:02 | 1217809 2DollarBill
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I don't know what's worse...getting a call from McDonalds saying you've got the job or finding out you're not good enough to work for McDonalds.  It's sad.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:18 | 1217897 RockyRacoon
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No doubt there is a government program for those rejected to get grief or self-esteem counseling.  

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 19:07 | 1218317 Blano
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I smell disability claims.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 23:30 | 1219145 Pepe
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don't worry insurance companies don't play claims, they only collect premiums. After all they have to be competitive in their profit and operating  margins

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:47 | 1218058 NotApplicable
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My looking-for-her-first-job teenage daughter applied at two different locations, and has heard nothing from either. While she was saddened at first, I'm thinking she will get a bit of solace being 1 of 938,000 rejectees. Now she's thinking about being a cookie-baking entrepreneur.

Entry-level jobs working for the city here have been getting 200-300 applicants each (low pay, but nearly fire-proof (you have a legal property right to your job once off of probation) with bennies).

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:35 | 1218244 chet
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I think I feel worst for the teenagers just trying to get their first simple job.

Just read an anecdote from a law-school grad who was deferred by his hiring firm for 18 months, so his firm hooked him up to work for non-profit for free.  So his classmates who wanted to use their law degrees for community work now can't get those jobs, etc. down the line.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 22:34 | 1218990 Real Estate Geek
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My first job, at age 15, was as a part-time dishwasher.  Good luck to any teen who tries to get that job now; the Mexican adults seem to have kitchen work monopolized.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:06 | 1217829 Mitch Comestein
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Things are starting to get scarey.  I suppose when politicians and IRS agents are shot in the street, I will be asking myself "What country should I move to now". 

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:06 | 1217842 bob_dabolina
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Switzerland.

...if you can get citizenship, easiest way is to marry into it.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:34 | 1217982 mynhair
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Under that scenario, you best stay here.  It signals change is a'coming!

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:43 | 1218028 Mitch Comestein
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You are probably right.  I am still long gold, silver, pitchforks, and torches.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:50 | 1218063 NotApplicable
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Shit! I need a new pitchfork!

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:40 | 1218257 Dr. Porkchop
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Sorry, all pitchforks and shovels have been allocated to digging silver out of the ground for $5.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:07 | 1217835 hellopahello
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Good job turbo Tim and printer Ben

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:11 | 1217863 TK7936
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Whats minimal wage in the US currently ?

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:17 | 1217895 RichardENixon
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Approximately .00483 ounces of gold an hour, and dropping fast.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:16 | 1217899 X. Kurt OSis
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The best part.  As soon as this article was posted here, this article got dropped from the bbg top list.

Some bbg propagandist asshat probably re-read it and said, 'hey, wait a sec.  this isn't bullish... this isn't bullish at all!"

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:53 | 1218289 topcallingtroll
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Zero hedge rules!

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 23:53 | 1219194 Harlequin001
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Of course it's bullish, they just created 62,000 brand new jobs...

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:16 | 1217904 dwdollar
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I wonder how "over" they were.  Maybe they just stopped counting at 1,000,000.  I probably would.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:20 | 1217910 John Law Lives
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I suppose the BLS will come up with a clever way to spin this:

1. Service sector employment surges in April...

2. 938,000 people (who are not counted as unemployed) had new doors opened for them...

100% FUBAR economy.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:38 | 1218245 chubbar
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Didn't the Bernank used to work there?

I can just see the sign in front of the Federal Reserve now.

"Over 6 Billion screwed"

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 23:17 | 1219110 SnobGobbler
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...They cam sell that data too...

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:21 | 1217916 crash_davis
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Buy the freaking doublecheeseburger!!!

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:55 | 1218091 CHARLIE.DONT.SERF
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+1  Supersize.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:21 | 1217928 FunkyOldGeezer
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The more alert members of society have realised for a long time now that most of the job vacancies are for minimum wage (or slightly higher paid) jobs.

Problem is, the other 99% of the population believe the governments when they triumphantly beat their collective chests to hail their fantastic job making policies.

When...WHEN! will people wake up????

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:11 | 1218154 downwiththebanks
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When they do wake up, you can count on a lot of people here on ZeroHedge to stand side-by-side with the banker-gangsters, against the rising masses.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:53 | 1218281 topcallingtroll
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When you come around my town breaking store front windows of mom and pop businesses demanding socialist solutions you can bet your ass many of us will be getting all midieval on you.

We also want to kick banker ass too, but we got enough energy for both.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 19:03 | 1218305 downwiththebanks
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Similar to alCIAda, your stupid little window breakers are agent provocateurs.  You just see things like you're told to see them.

A lot of times Uncle Sam's little pigs are the criminals - with their trumped-up charges and constitution-shredding behavior.

Whether you say so or not, you make choices.  Eventually you'll be protesting in support of Jamie Dimon's right to rig markets from silver and heroin at 500:1 margin, tax free!

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 23:35 | 1219157 Pepe
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do you like black shirts?

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:23 | 1218206 Blotsky
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They'll wake up when our economy finally gives in. It sounds sadistic to say it, but for the pride and denial that Ive seen in this country, I will savor the looks on the faces of those that had no compassion for down and out but instead pranced around ignoring what they could have been prepared for.

Its sad because even if that wasnt my view, children and those that are disabled, will have bear this same burden.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:22 | 1217934 lunaticfringe
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This is fucking pathetic. 62,000 workers that can't make enough money to pay the rent or pay taxes. This is the labor we promised you when we sold you some treasuries? How's my ass taste China?

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:25 | 1217935 Math Man
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As fun as this story is to make fun of, the reality is that we just created 62,000 new jobs, bitchez!

 

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:33 | 1217963 tmosley
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lol, he's serious, folks.

This guy HAS to be on someone's payroll.  Or he's an epic meta-troll.

Remember, this is the guy that wants you to sell your silver.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:55 | 1218097 CHARLIE.DONT.SERF
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who has been MIA for some time now.  prob been detailing his porsche.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:04 | 1218128 Math Man
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Ferrari, mother fucker.

 

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:21 | 1218199 CHARLIE.DONT.SERF
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+1 LOL.  Just like the gay housekeeper with the english pimp that lived in hawaii and had a big black dude for a helicopter pilot.  What was his name?  Love it!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 08:13 | 1219765 krispkritter
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrari? With a porcupine the pricks are on the outside...

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 20:57 | 1218662 Kayman
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Hey Math Man

Now if Burger King could hire 62,000 minimum wage employees, and Jack-in-the-Box hired 62,000 we would have the basis of a real economy.

What a fuckwad !

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 23:37 | 1219167 Pepe
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fire 60000 permanent workers and hire 60000 temporary ones, without benefits

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 02:26 | 1219382 boiltherich
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And they are hiring at Publix, Albertsons, and Safeway, night shift, just going up and down the isles raising the prices so it is not the greatest job in the world, but there is security in it since prices will be going up daily for quite a while to come. 

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:25 | 1217936 schizo321437
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Official unemployment figures may be a leeeetle bit skewy.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:26 | 1217942 Hondo
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What they don't tell you is how many are still employed after 30, 60, 90 and 1 year.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:24 | 1217943 FunkyOldGeezer
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Oh! and by the way: Tip the pizza guy.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:28 | 1217953 justtotaketheedgeoff
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When I first heard about the hiring blitz, I thought it was good news, until I talked with someone who works for minimum wage with no benefits. She thought it was terrible because it means that everyone currently working at McDonalds will get even fewer hours per week than usual.  So, will all these new workers working 10 hrs a week for $7.25/hr be counted against the unemployment rate?

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:29 | 1217960 crash_davis
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Remember when working at mc'donalds was transitory. Like once you graduated high school you found a real job or went to college, with fond memories of playing in the ball pit and handing out free breakfast burritos like they were breadsticks at fazzoli's.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:30 | 1217964 doubleplusgood
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when I was in high school a job at McDonalds was a great paying job and was still only a couple bucks above minimum wage. But that was 30 years ago.

I got though undergrad at SUNY Stony Brook without student loans packing out shelves at a Pathmark on LI part time in the mid 80's.

The jobs right now are paying only a couple dollars more than what I was making 25-30 years ago.

I wouldn't even waste my time getting out of bed to go to these jobs. It's better to go on welfare and sit around. After transportation, etc. one of these workers nets basically nothing.

I think these people are panicking and don't know what to do. So they apply for a hell job, because that is what they are told to do.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 19:53 | 1218441 knowless
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this is sort of OT to your remark, but:

the majority(I would think, from what I've witnessed in people I know.. the parking lots at community colleges..) of "students" right now receiving aid are just lower paid workers who couldn't find a job, who are being re-trained for jobs that don't exist. the dishwashers are going to community college to get an associates, and guess what, all those 2 year degrees started in 2009.. and they are all graduating right around now..

I think alot of people have been panicking for a while..

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 17:30 | 1217965 AldousHuxley
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Poor American children. They have to debase themselves distributing food to the welfare class to pay back six-figure student loans and welfare for retirees while illegal aliens get free college education and $23/hour cleaning billionare's homes without paying any tax.

 

$23/hour * 2000hours = $46k/year take home + you qualify for all the welfare

 

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:07 | 1218141 downwiththebanks
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The land-grabbers living in Atzlan are the illegals, White Man.   Your historical memory is tiny.

I love how NAFTA and the Republica del Norte strips them of their means to survive, yet you say nothing.  What a corporate whore.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:49 | 1218275 topcallingtroll
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Whoa!

Were you to leftist for daily kos?
Did they kick you out?

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 19:02 | 1218310 downwiththebanks
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Call me what you want, gringo.

NAFTA is about land-stealing and labor-exploiting.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 19:20 | 1218352 topcallingtroll
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Ay mericon! Por que piensas que soy gringo?

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 19:34 | 1218376 downwiththebanks
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I choose Atzlan over you and your Fed, NAFTA-man.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 22:19 | 1218941 cartonero
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Eres gringo porque no sabes que eres maricon, pato.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 22:30 | 1218974 topcallingtroll
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Verga,
maricones por todos lados. Bienvenidos a Atzlan.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 02:16 | 1219369 boiltherich
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Yes we are everywhere and we have great camoflauge, as long as dumb ass breeders keep making us we will always be here, everywhere. 

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 19:58 | 1218448 Mad Cow
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What color are those Spaniard overlords in Mehico again?

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 21:36 | 1218696 downwiththebanks
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Sorry - the banker-gangsters who rammed home NAFTA and own Mexico are the same ones debt-leveraging Spain into fake bankruptcy.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 22:32 | 1218981 topcallingtroll
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You seriously need to get back on your medications

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 22:49 | 1219034 downwiththebanks
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Jamie Dimon needs a shoe-shine.  Go serve him.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 22:54 | 1219055 Mad Cow
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That's right, but please keep the mestizo fantasies of La Raza and Aztlan for your fellow travelers. Wrong audience.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 02:31 | 1219388 AnAnonymous
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Wrong audience? Ah, you mean it is mostly an audience for traditional racists, that is white racists?

It can be.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 04:12 | 1219474 Mad Cow
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All racists are equal, but some racists are more equal than others.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:51 | 1218284 chubbar
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Fuck you, cocksucker. Go swim back home, you're stealing the job of someone who deserves it!

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 19:12 | 1218325 downwiththebanks
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Do you remember yesterday?

For five centuries Capitalism has stolen the land from under the feet of those who inhabited it.  NAFTA is but an extension of that long process - it's a 2-fer:  steal their land, and exploitation of their labor when forced to leave.  

Not that you care about that, since it helps the banker-gangsters whom you serve.

Imperialist racism is pathetic. 

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 20:09 | 1218465 chubbar
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Yeah right, that's what you were referring too with the references to "atzlan" and "white men". Nice try, fuck you.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 21:37 | 1218789 downwiththebanks
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Go back to Europe.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 20:08 | 1218472 Terminus C
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He may be gruff and abrasive... but he is not wrong.

Read A People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn for some baby steps into reality of the system you call 'capitalism'.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!