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It appears that someone may have called the bluff on our earlier post of a possible commencement of trading in advance of QE3 (and how anyone could be surprised that QE3 is coming is beyond us - it has been our conviction that the Fed is now on a slippery slope from which there is no return since late 2010), and decided to take our every offer in ES afterhours for nearly 10 points straight. That this trade was very much out of the ordinary is confirmed by the complete absence in any of the traditional correlation pairs (see chart below) such as the AUDJPY. Is the prevalent mindset finally one that QE3 is inevitable? If so, look for gold and silver to follow suit promptly and even promptlier nullify today's latest margin hike by the CME.

 


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Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:26 | Link to Comment Dr. Porkchop
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Promptlier. Nice.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:30 | Link to Comment Sunshine n Lollipops
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Awww, man! I was gonna be the first poster and, oddly enough, 'promptlier' was gonna be the subject.

Well played, Porky.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:09 | Link to Comment Slash
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now wait a second. Are we sure this isn't a blatant attempt to get as much people in on the long side before letting it come crashing down for a while to garner political will and support from the sheeple for QE3?

 

If big money really wants to go long, they won't do it so brazenly right?

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:11 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Thats what I'd say.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:41 | Link to Comment DavidC
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I wouldn't.

I'd say "Are we sure this isn't a blatant attempt to get as many people..."

DavidC

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:29 | Link to Comment Thomas
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It's "Ground Hog Day" meets "Three Card Monty".

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 23:36 | Link to Comment ATG
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Follow the money (AUD/JPY)

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:57 | Link to Comment themosmitsos
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Margin hike on the SPUs must be coming ....

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA :/

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:27 | Link to Comment jedimarkus
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Ben and Timmy won't allow CME to stop the madness...

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:03 | Link to Comment mrcybermac
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We keep recovering from these margin hikes promptlier and promptlier and promptlier.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:11 | Link to Comment knukles
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Most soitantly Le Gran Fromage will speak to this from his Telepromptlier. 

Fri, 03/25/2011 - 01:18 | Link to Comment Problem Is
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You mean: Obummer, le piqûre grand et maigre prend la parole à partir de son télésouffleur...

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 21:04 | Link to Comment luckylogger
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I got burned by this and want everyone to know what I know.

It came across DJ news wires this am that the trade was a DX trade.

I really do believe the rumor about it being a es trade is bunk and meant to trap us

little people. Somebody either wanted to get short higher or wanted extra profit to make the quarter and started the rumor and it worked. Who Knows who, but they probably are backed by the full faith and.............. of the FED. With their blessing to steal everybody's retirement funds so the big banks can keep paying big bonuses. And according to CNBC "earn their money".

Side note-- Why are their heads not hanging off the Brooklin bridge???

There comes a time when it is just too much-- you think??

Fri, 03/25/2011 - 09:45 | Link to Comment dizzyfingers
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"Why are their heads not hanging off the Brooklin bridge???"

Why indeed. Because there are only sheeple now?

 

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:27 | Link to Comment Calvin Jones an...
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To the moon ... and beyond!!

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:42 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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"promptlier"  will do nicely!

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:28 | Link to Comment themadhur
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It's a bitch being a bear.... bitchez.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:31 | Link to Comment X. Kurt OSis
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This just in: unruly mob marching down broadway towards Wall Street. I'm not even kidding.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:33 | Link to Comment Sophist Economicus
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New Yorkers always look like that

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:52 | Link to Comment X. Kurt OSis
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Looks like they are protesting budget cuts/austerity measures.

Per the flyer one of them gave me:

Richest 1% get 44% of New York income
Wall St gets $15 billion in stock transfer tax rebates
Cuomo wants to cut taxes for the top 1% while slashing public services and closing schools.

Other labor related stuff. One group of communists. One group carrying an anarchy banner.

The charts on their flyers look like Excel 97... These people really are suffering.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:55 | Link to Comment Id fight Gandhi
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Get some pics. Report back

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:54 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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Thanks for the report, Kurt.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:59 | Link to Comment InconvenientCou...
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hookers and coke dealers raising margin requirements

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:10 | Link to Comment Moe Howard
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BTFD in hookers and coke.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:21 | Link to Comment X. Kurt OSis
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I'm already 250% net on that trade.

I got eight balls and hookers stacked up like cord wood.

(Edit: there's always challenges to being long physical. I'm sure you all understand)

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:26 | Link to Comment markelshark
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CALL ME

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:47 | Link to Comment X. Kurt OSis
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Do you like wings or thighs? I'll make sure I put some leftovers aside.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:34 | Link to Comment JohnG
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These days only Fukushima melt your face off wings.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:29 | Link to Comment jedimarkus
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Let them eat iPads...

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 21:25 | Link to Comment Long-John-Silver
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Labor is being screwed by their own Unions Bosses. That protest today is an effort to finish collapsing our economy. They think once they collapse the economy that can step in and take over. I don't know what they think will be worth taking over and nether do they. They will starve to death as States go their own way leaving Washington D.C. to rot.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 21:45 | Link to Comment X. Kurt OSis
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Personally, I'm a libertarian, so I don't really have a problem with unions (freedom of assembly, and a constitutional right to have contracts enforced seems to fit with collective bargaining). I do some volunteer work for our local school district. The average cost per student is almost $15,000 with an average of 22 kids per classroom so that works out to about $360,000 per class. I know our teachers average around $60,000 so that means $300,000 disappears into the government wasteland. In our district, almost a third of the entire operating budget goes to paying for transport and private tuition for out of district programs for special needs students, as per state mandated programs. The rest, god only knows. I find it hard to blame the unions for state fiscal imbalances. I find it real easy to blame government for fiscal imbalances.

In the private sector, GM was one of the crappiest run companies in history. Again, I find it hard to blame the UAW.

That said, the unions themselves are pretty shitty organizations and mandatory participation rules/ automatic salary deductions for union dues is also fucked up. I don't like a lot of this, but I find it hard to through unions and labor under the bus.

Fri, 03/25/2011 - 10:34 | Link to Comment dizzyfingers
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I'd love to have an account of where that 300K went.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:37 | Link to Comment Reptil
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A link would be nice. Or.. better yet, a video. "Mob" is quite open to interpretation, and so is "unruly".

In the morning, before coffee, I'm "unruly".

thanks!

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:53 | Link to Comment X. Kurt OSis
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No link, coming to you live from the ground... And the video on my blackberry sucks.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:56 | Link to Comment Filthy Rotter
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Don't worry...their stock fell today!

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:03 | Link to Comment X. Kurt OSis
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It fucking should. This archane brick is useless.

On the train now. Cold and hungry. Need to food and a sweatshirt or something to effectively riot.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:03 | Link to Comment PY-129-20
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Yes, it is open to interpretation.

Like: Homegrown terrorists sent by Qdaffy to destroy American wealth.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:51 | Link to Comment HedgeYourself
Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:01 | Link to Comment X. Kurt OSis
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That's the one.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:31 | Link to Comment Id fight Gandhi
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Amazing how fraud And free money for the rich can run a market.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:32 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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/es is only up 3 and change AH

What's the hysteria?

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:42 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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are you looking at a live chart or posting from a driod at a bar after too many happy hour martinis?

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:46 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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Definately looking at the live chart.

/es + 4 now.

update: 3.25

updte: 3.50

...do you want me to continue or are you good with your MW quotes?

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:48 | Link to Comment reading
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How live is it if you can't see the print at 5:20 that took it to 1314 in about 3 seconds?

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:48 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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The same quixotic behavior occurs when /es plunges and then by some act of unicorn prancing shortly thereafter goes to unch.

The fucking market is a big fart joke.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:31 | Link to Comment jedimarkus
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I guess Kansas had to buy a 10 lot...

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:47 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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then look at a 1 minute chart and look at the move @ 5:20 pm and tell us if you see anything out of the ordinary.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:50 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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Don't know where you've been for the last 3 years but out of the ordinary is very much ordinary now.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:51 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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then don't worry about it. nothing to see here...move along.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:56 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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It's a couple big players pushing the market around. This shit happens. Even Cramer has admitted to doing shit like this...

update for you: /es still @ +3.50

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:10 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Yeah, but he did it for the widows and orphans.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 21:02 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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who?  who!  WHOOOOOO! or as was said in the movie Pale Rider, "you?  You!  YOOUUUUUUUU"

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:11 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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I dont see what the big deal is, probably be gone plus some by open in the morning anyway. The dollar is screwed, only option they have is to screw it more, who cares what BS stocks do. 

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:32 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Now that's a fat finger.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:47 | Link to Comment reading
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Looks like the fat finger is quietly trying to sell themselves back out...see how that goes for them.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:32 | Link to Comment Paul Krugman
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I don't understand this post. Are you saying that your earlier post was a fabrication and that you were offering shares in the after hours. How could they call the bluff and then they "took our every offer in ES afterhours"?????

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:49 | Link to Comment nevadan
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I agree.  Whose bluff was it?

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:14 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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I understand it as the leaker doing a double head-fake bluff to sucker in the masses before they do QE3 for real.

I still expect more stuff to break before Benron "gives in" to those crying "Save us!"

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:16 | Link to Comment werealldoomed
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Was wondering the same thing; Need clarification..

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 21:05 | Link to Comment What does it al...
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Because the Emini was smacked down...  And currently trading near 1308...  So, somebody sold them, dis-regarding the potential for QE3.

Fri, 03/25/2011 - 01:13 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Curiously, I just finished reading http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Mouth_of_Madness ("In the Mouth of Madness")

when I stumbled onto your post...

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:36 | Link to Comment monopoly
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Tyler, do you ever miss anything. Just unreal. ty.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:43 | Link to Comment kengland
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There is at least 40 TD's. Has to be. Marla wrote something about this a while back.

 

My guess is Cheeky moved to TD. It's a real bummer. He was a uncommon man who could speak to a common man.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:57 | Link to Comment Duuude
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We have a winner !

 

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:03 | Link to Comment John Law Lives
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Maybe the title of "TD" akin to the title of "Dread Pirate Roberts" from The Princess Bride... except there is more than one "TD" at any given time.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:40 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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can you please bluff somethin about EBIX. it was the train wreck du jour.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:44 | Link to Comment FunkyMonkeyBoy
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I thought the US economy (and other economies) couldn't 'handle' oil over $90 a barrel.. well?

Note also, i 6 days, the DOW and S&P have recovered all their losses since the Japan 'incident'... who would have thought that Japan (3rd largest economy in the world) didn't matter?

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:44 | Link to Comment Racer
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They just gon an broke all their windahs so will need them reeplacin

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:53 | Link to Comment BORT
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The average person is planning their days on oil and gas prices.  In my town, any drop in gas ($.20) leads to lines at gas pumps.  Any rise leads to no one at the pumps.  People watching this commodity this close means it is hitting home big time.  The data this summer will be awful.  I think the Fed will not be able to do QE3,  but hell, I've been wrong many times before

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:04 | Link to Comment Racer
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Yes and I have noticed a lot of people are filling up with small amounts of petrol/diesel now

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:52 | Link to Comment Rogerwilco
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Yeah, who wudda thought.

Sometimes the truth stares us in the face, but we still prefer the fairy tale.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:12 | Link to Comment spekulatn
Thu, 03/24/2011 - 21:06 | Link to Comment WonderDawg
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You equate the economy with the markets. Our economy is fucked. Take out deficit spending and GDP is down around 10%. It can't go on forever, and it won't. Contrary to what you may have been told by the MSM, there is no "recovery" and the markets are a joke. The markets have experienced a two year reprieve from the depression that we have been in for a couple of years now, but the magical levitation won't last forever either. The truly bad shit hasn't even started yet.

Fri, 03/25/2011 - 01:04 | Link to Comment laughing_swordfish
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+100.

We have no recovery. We have no economy.

Who are you going to believe..your lying government or your truthful eyes?

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 22:15 | Link to Comment UninterestedObserver
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? LOL yeah $105 oil is no big deal - what are you smoking? It takes more than 2 weeks for the effects to filter down into the BS statistics the gubmint will spew.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:44 | Link to Comment bogey4
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I was watching that too, but figured it was the ORCL earnings, although it seemed like a helluva pop on so-so earnings.  It did back off to finish at 1308.50.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:06 | Link to Comment Racer
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And RIMM's earnings?!

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:46 | Link to Comment Genzero
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Damn you Waddell and Reed!!

Damn you to hell! 

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:47 | Link to Comment chump666
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yeah we got meltup's on crosses QE3 is now being prices in...bull trap though, should sell when UST yields spike again and China starts to get frustrated at oil/food spikes.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:57 | Link to Comment depression
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QE-3 in da house !

NQ (Nasdaq 100 index) futures spiked 25 points in one trade of 1234 contracts at 17:20:56

Seriously,  1234 contracts, who makes this shit up !

Waddle and Reed go go go!!!!!!!!

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:57 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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must be in anticipation of RIMM shaking off this after hours bloodbath tomorrow by soaring to new all time highs based on lousy earning and even worse guidance and taking the entirety of the tech sector for a glorious ride on it's coattails.

makes perfect sense to me.

another scotch please...neat...and...fuck it...make it a double.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:09 | Link to Comment John Law Lives
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Talisker 18-year

http://www.klwines.com/detail.asp?sku=1013991

A tad expensive, but a damn fine choice...

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:17 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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While I'm partial to The Glenlivet...I would not refuse a Talisker...that would be rude...especially if someone else is buying:-)

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 21:05 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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Johnny Walker please...

Fri, 03/25/2011 - 00:18 | Link to Comment msamour
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I prefer Chivas Regal Royal Salute myself, but these days who can be picky.

Fri, 03/25/2011 - 00:44 | Link to Comment X. Kurt OSis
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Only the Macallan and in addition to being economical, I actually prefer the 12 year.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:14 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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The worse the news the better! Yipee!!

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:07 | Link to Comment John McCloy
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1234..

I heard some people use that as their lock combination

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:50 | Link to Comment Misean
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How much does HP rely on Japan for printer parts?

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:50 | Link to Comment riffraffy
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Knarly after-hours margin call?

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:02 | Link to Comment Cult_of_Reason
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It was a margin clerk unwinding short ES position.
It has nothing to do with QE-3. Tyler is full of beans (gold and silver positions). There will not be any QE3.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 21:08 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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you mean "in markets it's not possible for rumors to become fact"?  meanwhile "they're hoarding bottled water in Japan...

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:51 | Link to Comment TooBearish
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ES rallies on front running QE3 - is there an announcement tomorrow or some such shite? - fuk man  thats not until June fer Chrissake all thats going on is a Quarter End ramp to pad results by the heggies

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:57 | Link to Comment Id fight Gandhi
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Announcing qe3 would shoot oil over 120 and gas well above $4/gal in a day. Doesnt the fed know this?

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:13 | Link to Comment John Law Lives
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The Fed Chairsatan refuses to accept that its policies are a root cause of surging food and energy prices.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:56 | Link to Comment Id fight Gandhi
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What's with this quarterly q&a he will be doing?

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 22:16 | Link to Comment UninterestedObserver
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It will be scripted - they can't have him stuttering and sweating every quarter like 60 minutes

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:36 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Agreed. This is the most hysterical crap ever, nothing really but a pump window dressing, whistling past the graveyard.

Fri, 03/25/2011 - 04:51 | Link to Comment ZeroPower
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+1

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:51 | Link to Comment duncecap rack
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Good news, silver is sitting up and shaking it's head after being suckered by that beer bottle.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:29 | Link to Comment whoopsing
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THAT was awesome! laughing my ass off

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:53 | Link to Comment americanspirit
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ZeroHedge - the world in real time.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:07 | Link to Comment Highrev
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Now that's a byline!

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:55 | Link to Comment putbuyer
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I'm all wee weed up!

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:16 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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+100

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 18:58 | Link to Comment Caviar Emptor
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Curse you Red Barron!! 

The Snoopys of the world shake their fists at you. 

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:14 | Link to Comment bingaling
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I think what people are missing here is Japan has a huge reserve of T-bills - They are going to spend them . That is the end game .

 

And for the conspiracy minded . Remember those huge sums of US treasuries being smuggled into switzerland and how there was specualtion they came directly from the FED( I believe it happened twice where the Japanese men carrying them in a briefcase got caught  ) .How would the US do a QE without having to look like QE and not destroy the dollar ?

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=ayy1QKcwcGN0

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:51 | Link to Comment Pez
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Why do you think they got caught? Can't cash 'em now, even The Bernank knows you have to be on the A-list Free-Marketeer. How dare they... good thing there's internationl law enforcement!

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:00 | Link to Comment Blorf
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Bernanke can print money, but he can't control where it ends up.  A spike in ES only doesn't make any sense, other than stupids buying on crazy internet hearsay. 

Can we start a rumor that COMEX will default on silver deliveries Monday?

Also, Citi is announcing an additional 5-1 reverse split to boost the stock to $450.  Take that, NFLX!

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:01 | Link to Comment long-shorty
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If ZH can make the futures pop 10 big ones by just printing a rumor, I'm not sure they really need donations anymore. :-)

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:16 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Hardly up 3 now, big snoozer. RIMM just splatted on Wall St like a 2 week dead pig dropped from a helicopter. All highly bullish Im sure.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:07 | Link to Comment John McCloy
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So it does not bother anyone that the V shape reversals always come midday of a sell off at a key inflection point and that 60% of the pops are futures overnight with low volume throughout the day?

    All money thrown at a problem to do nothing but punish and act as deterence to sellers. They will try to take us back to yearly highs despite the disasters in the past month and with oil at 110.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:23 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Did you say always? Hell, man that makes it tradable!

BTFD

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:06 | Link to Comment InconvenientCou...
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news flash.....Bernanke resigns before the open.

breaking.... Bernie Madoff accepts post as conjugal chaiman.

breaking.... Bernie appoints cellmate Benjamin Dover to head BLS

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:12 | Link to Comment Racer
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Now that IS change for the better

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:10 | Link to Comment Caviar Emptor
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The bang for Bernank's Buck seems to be waning: In 09 QE dollars bought more ES versus CRB. But the ratio has shifted. 

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:12 | Link to Comment gwar5
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Promptlier......... gfaw! I suspect the whales are reading ZH and T. Durden is now just making the markets.

.....Even if Benocide doesn't announce QE3 they may now have enough cash flow from the Fed balance sheet to fund $750B/year QE without even calling it QE. Same thing either way.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:23 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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A couple funds went all coitus-to-the-wall for whatever reason and now all of a sudden people are saying QE3 is a forgone conclusion.

This is the typical greed/fear paradigm in full force.

Perhaps a few funds were passed advanced info (we are still two months from any formal announcement) but I doubt they would make it as obvious by blasting the /es with 250% leverage. Ya know, typically they try to position in stealth as to not telegraph their intentions to the world. A bold move like that typically allows the market to take advantage of your position especially with the leverage involved.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:29 | Link to Comment Misean
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Would depend a bit on how horribly things are broken. But it does have the scent of a bait shop.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:42 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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Not saying it's not a bait shop but what I am saying is that people jumped to conclusions real quick. I honestly have no idea what it was, maybe it was the neutron beams shooting out of Fukushima.

That's how I'm going to make my millions. I'm going to come up with a welcome mat that has different conclusions that you can...jump to.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 21:10 | Link to Comment penisouraus erecti
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D'oh - Tom Smykowski beat you to it.....

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 21:09 | Link to Comment penisouraus erecti
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a head fake?

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:17 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Looks like a pump and dump type situation to me.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 23:50 | Link to Comment ATG
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Agree

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:21 | Link to Comment dick cheneys ghost
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Violent protest in Brussels......

 

http://nakedempire2.blogspot.com/

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 21:13 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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New Media?

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:30 | Link to Comment johnnycass
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i don't know.  i'm with PIMCO.  There shoulde be a pause between QE2 and the inevitable.  I do not believe that this is the final blowoff phase in gold and silver just yet.  A nasty downmove separates the two phases.  I think we are seeing the culmination of Phase 2, stretching back 2 years in duration, fueled by institutional money.  Phase 3 willbe when the retail space truly kicks in.  Incidentally, Phase 1 ended when JPM rescued Bear with the gov. help.  Gold dropped 350+/- points and Phase 2 began then.  It all points to a selloff in risk assets, that final one, before the ultimate parabola.  get the funds ready.  While it is essentail to own physical, and have it on you, somewhere, i suspect the futures markets will still offer leverage for YV and YG.  At least at the bottom!

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:05 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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Are you trying to deter typographical identification? 

Seems like you went out of your way to fuck up as much as possible.

 

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 23:53 | Link to Comment ATG
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Booyah batches

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:35 | Link to Comment markelshark
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"how anyone could be surprised that QE3 is coming is beyond us" - being surprised and putting your money where your mouth is are two very different things.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:49 | Link to Comment dcb
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Oh, and someone also tell me the last time we had a down friday, it is almost a given

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 19:56 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Bears screwed over again.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:00 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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LOL 2 days ago YOU were a bear you Bernanke butt-snorkeling hypocrite!

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:21 | Link to Comment taraxias
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RoboTroll decides to declare if he's a bear or a bull for the day.....after the close.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:46 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Yep taraxis and look at his hobby, going thru every article and down voting all my posts. Are truly bored little clown.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:24 | Link to Comment plocequ1
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Yes. Futes up big.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:41 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Up 2 on the German S&P is up big? 14 on the DOW is a big deal? Wow people are easily impressed these days in this psycho market.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:05 | Link to Comment Franken_Stein
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Silver today got into a melee and received some bruises and contusions here and there.

Nothing serious, no jaws broken.

Silver has good stamina.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:31 | Link to Comment chindit13
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I believe it's a neutron beam, resulting from a compromise to the integrity of the information coming from TEPCO about Reactor No. 3, and a China Syndrome event that shot right through the Earth from Fukushima to Bernankeville, the land where everybody beats their benchmark.  It seems somebody is adjusting their beta and getting an extra shot of gamma at the same time, all to raise their alpha.  And wouldn't you know even neutron beams only go up, never down.  Anyway, I crushed up some potassium iodide tablets and rubbed them on my Bloomberg screen, and it seemed to drop back to safe levels.  I fear my water next to the screen got irradiated, though, because now its has this taste like single malt, neat.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 21:15 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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my question is "when the neutron beam 'beams'--is it straight up?  Or does is...zap over there then zap over there then zap up there then zap...

Fri, 03/25/2011 - 08:06 | Link to Comment CitizenPete
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travels from source straight in any direction  -- in your ear and out the other

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:31 | Link to Comment Chasecran
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Sorry guys, I meant to put in an order for 9 and accidentally put in for 9797.  I sure do hope it goes back up.  Not worried though with Benny and Timmy!  (Please buy tomorrow)

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:39 | Link to Comment Republican Lackey
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Commodities are going down big time. The Bernank is one cool cucumber.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:42 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Which commodities?

Fri, 03/25/2011 - 08:03 | Link to Comment CitizenPete
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evidently Republicans

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:53 | Link to Comment corzoj
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Man, its been so long since i posted that i am excited as all hell...

Go Silver...

 

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 20:53 | Link to Comment coastalwn
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 can anyone comment on dptr...  up or dn short term?

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 21:11 | Link to Comment dcb
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Oh, add that 20 was just about to cross 50 giving a sell signal, so they also want to avoid that. anyone thinks th ebig bous don't know exactlyu how much money they beed to stop this stuff from happening is insane. also we crossed back about the 50 day moving average today whuch is also abuy indicator for some.

not sure why thiese things don't get mentioned in your commentary. Love ZH, but jeusus, sometimes may you should think about other reasons that you own bias that things happen.

 

I flush the analysys of this one and investigation of other reasons down the toilet.

Bad job on this one tyler!! 

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 21:19 | Link to Comment raya123
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There will be no QE3 announcement anytime soon, guaranteed.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 21:36 | Link to Comment Yits and the Yimrum
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you need to lay off the deflationary bong or it's off to la la land for ya!

"Prints" is in the house, and he is printing for the bankters so real goods and other valuable stuff (like real money) are going to the moon

but of course, you could listen to Precter and lose big time

if the printing moves over to the IMF, it is still printing and thus most certainly should be called QE3

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