On The Mechanics Of Pimco's Synthetic Treasury Short, And How The Firm Extracted 9,724 Years Of Duration Out Of Cash

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Hephasteus's picture

So the dollars got another 10 thousand years in it.
I KNEW IT!!

 

palmereldritch's picture

That'll be some seriously dirty linen.

Michael's picture

No, This is seriously dirty about DSK;

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spiral_eyes's picture

dsk was stitched up by the zoellick/rockefeller/paul ryan faction who want to end the great keynesian experiment and move into the new world order. and the most salient surprise will be the re-instatement of the gold standard, the end of the euro (dsk was its staunchest defender) and open-faced corporate fascism in america. koch brothers and murdoch are playing along. this wing of the elite have finally realized the fiat ponzi hurts them more than it benefits them, by discouraging overall productivity. the other wing are clutching on for dear life.

 

i'm sick of the keynesian/rothschild/obama/bernank experiment, anyway. every dollar silver goes up isn't profit, it's just dessication of everything else, drowned under a tidal wave of fiat. i know my enemies' enemies are not necessarily my friends, and they certainly won't end the iron triangle, or let ron paul serve as president, but the alternative presented by the rockefeller faction is vastly preferable to any of the rothschild faction, the communist party of china, or vladimir putin. 

Sophist Economicus's picture

Agreed. BTW, how is the weather on Alpha Centauri?

JohnG's picture

I take clients through bankruptcy, and I see large outlier numbers like this all the time.

This is *very* odd indeed.

Sophist Economicus's picture

It's quite simple. The swapation, a synthetic, also created by Dow chemicals and similar to polyester, is used to wrap the one leg of the dollar butterfly collar. The underlying, made of cotton, is hedged with unlaundered euro-dollars to create the other leg, made synthetic by the addition of rayon to the linen.

Add this to Pimco's other positions, and the jive boom no longer fits with the jib hatch, exposing them to excessive wind. Which equates to higher betas than would seem sane.

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I am a Man I am Forty's picture

ok, i'll be specific, i don't understand why cash collateral is needed on the futures when the value of the futures can just go down, also, don't understand what they mean by extracting 9,724 years of duration out of cash

JohnG's picture

I like scotch too!  :)

Hiccup.

bonddude's picture

Tyler and the rest of you are killin' me. Bwwwwwaaaahahaha

unrealrally's picture

This is June 2010 you say. Numbers almost a year old. I do think back them Gross was all about not fighting the Fed.. and has jumped ship since then. I'd not be surprised if these numbers look very very different now.

jeff montanye's picture

ya think?  but the antagonizing of the fed which pimco so clearly front ran for so long is curiouser.

Breaker's picture

"...but the antagonizing of the fed which pimco so clearly front ran for so long is curiouser."

I agree. It's not just the Fed. It's the Chicago boys that run the administration. They play hardball. Wouldn't it be a better strategy to shut up and just do what you think is best for your investors rather than inviting revenge from a group who are running out of fingers to plug the holes in the dikes?

StychoKiller's picture

Perhaps Pimco is sitting on a large amount of CDSs, written against their own company, and trying to goad the Fed into triggering them...crazier things have been going on, in my estimation.

bob_dabolina's picture

Seems pretty normal to me

-AIG FP Quant

Korg's picture

This is why the system needs to DIE.  A man of average intelligence can't understand all this crap

swaps....swaptions!?....Synthetic hedges???!

Synthetic means not real!

Use enough bullshit words and phrases and you can rob the taxpayer blind!

I call Bullshit!

We need to have the people demand that you call a spade a spade and demand that all investing be understood by an average HS grad.

You either are investing in a company/Govt. or not.

This is all related to derivatives which will bring down the entire world soon. May God not have mercy on their souls.

JohnG's picture

"You either are investing in a company/Govt. or not."

 

And then there's gold.  Buy some gold every month.  Some silver as well.

Do this as a planned cash purchase.  DO NOT buy on credit.

Get the metal, and put it in a bag.  (As my brother likes to say.)

Bars, rounds...does not matter.  I am partial to Eagles so that's what I buy for physical.

My favorite place is gainsville coins....no affiliation, but they are a good company.

Just do that.

More reading:

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/its-going-implode-buy-physical-gold-now...

 

 

 

 

DosZap's picture

John G,

Very Nice?

$6.00 Premium on Silver?.

Todays price on Silver $39.50??

Their insane.

Sock Puppet's picture

Great advice.  "Get the metal, and put it in a bag."

Oracle of Kypseli's picture

"This is why the system needs to DIE"

We can make it happen. Let's keep buying physical gold and silver and get out of any paper assets, whatever they are called.

Dollars only for your monthly expenses and your everyday needs. Save save save.

hack3434's picture

You are looking at the unfortionate, unintended outcome that came with the end of the Cold War. Many out of work physicists found that they could make a nice, cushy living by quantifying risk for Wall St.  

Urban Roman's picture

Use enough bullshit words and phrases and you can rob the taxpayer blind!

I call Bullshit!

Long pitchforks.

Also soap, toilet paper, land and metals.

groggory's picture

Most likely..outdated numbers here. 

disabledvet's picture

what's a "swaption"?  sounds like something swingers do.  kind of like a "stoptional."

JohnG's picture

Mostly interest rate swaps from what I've gathered.  That's the 9000 pound gorilla in the room.

http://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/swaption.asp

 

disabledvet's picture

is that like wife swapping then?  i hear people in California do that too.

JohnG's picture

To me, it just depends.  Give me a tall blonde...and whatever.

Wierd esoteric mathmatical model finance.

Add that and you get: Tall Blonde Model.

That's the ticket :)

catch edge ghost's picture

I remember Gross was asked to be the spoonful of sugar when TARP rolled out.

He spoke of necessary evils and made this sort of sad, frustrated face into the camera. It was hard to watch, like bad high school theater.

Now he's asked to play the vigilante.

jm's picture

One could argue that the negative duration acts as a hedge on their other holdings-- agencies, IG, HY. 

Looking around a bit, some of this is to manage exposure to the yield curve.  But another part of it is to express PIMCO’s expectations for future rates.  It is a short position no doubt.

 

trav7777's picture

this is a total WTF for anyone thinking they're investing in a "mutual fund"

DosZap's picture

OT,

Bill Gross blames ZeroHedge...................

 

 

http://www.cnbc.com/id/43046632/