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Meet Greece's New Saviour

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Many have asked why all the consternation about the IMF bailing out Greece. After all as Bob Pisani claims it is headed by some woman called Dominique Strauss-Kahn? That name sure doesn't sound like it came from Alabama. So what is the big deal?

Exhibit A - the headquarters of the International Monetary Fund:

Exhibit B - A listing of all the parties that make up the IMF's lending capacity

Japan - $100 Billion

European Union - $178 Billion

Norway - $4.5 Billion

Canada - $10 Billion

Switzerland - $10 Billion

United States - $100 Billion

Korea - At least $10 Billion

Australia - $5.7 Billion

Russia - Up to $10 Billion

China - Up to $50 Billion

Brazil - Up to $10 Billion

India - Up to $10 Billion

Singapore - $1.5 Billion

Chile - $1.6 Billion




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Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:38 | Link to Comment bugs_
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yeah some international monetary babe runs it

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:42 | Link to Comment truont
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Maybe RoboTrader can hook us up with a pic of the IMF babe. ;)

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:39 | Link to Comment pdr
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its a dude I think

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:41 | Link to Comment Bruce Krasting
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Dominique Strauss-Kahn is a man. Pisani has shown once again that he knows nothing. Never reads a newspaper. He is a talking head.

A picture for Bob:

http://www.imf.org/external/np/omd/bios/dsk.htm

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:49 | Link to Comment 4shzl
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Bummer. And I was hoping for a dominatrix -- something along these lines:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ma%C3%AEtresse_Fran%C3%A7oise.jpg

 

 

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:03 | Link to Comment nonclaim
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Nah, see the shackes? That's the IMF lady :)

[being from a former IMF subject country I should know]

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:46 | Link to Comment crosey
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Yeah, that's the guy.  Just take off the wig and put some hair on that chest, and voila!

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:55 | Link to Comment Anton LaVey
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Bruce : exactly. +100 Euros.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:07 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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Now that's one for the record books.  The "most reputable financial news channel" doesn't even know if the head of the IMF is a man or a woman?

GenderTalk.MSNBC.com

Bob..... go join your wife and huxter houses for a living.  Doing that requires no thought or edumacation.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:22 | Link to Comment SteveNYC
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......and Geithner needs to go to jail.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 14:19 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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+1

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:20 | Link to Comment Oso
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LMAO. PISANI FAIL. 

 

Bob-o, educate yourself, you moron.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:42 | Link to Comment BlackBeard
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Maybe Bob "Piss on me" Pisani is just seeing what he wants to see? 

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 14:08 | Link to Comment Pamela Anderson
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A picture of Bob "C3PO" Pisani aka "The Genius":

http://www.cs.bris.ac.uk/admissions/schools/Seminars/Images/C3PO.jpg

 

 

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 13:58 | Link to Comment Leo Kolivakis
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Bruce, you are so right, it's embarassing that this guy has air time!

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:42 | Link to Comment monmick
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He clearly meant to say "... some womanizer named Dominique Strauss-Kahn..."

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:42 | Link to Comment filletandrelease
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Dominique Strauss-Kahn (born 25 April 1949 in Neuilly-sur-Seine, Hauts-de-Seine), often referred to as DSK[1]; , is a French economist, lawyer, and politician, member of the Socialist Party (PS)

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:04 | Link to Comment bugs_
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some international monetary french socialist dude runs it

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:42 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Im just sick of it all. Sitting on top of a nuke wondering when they can no longer turn the mechanism back a few minutes to prevent it from going off.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:59 | Link to Comment Stranger
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Damocles lived his whole life under a dangling sword.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:42 | Link to Comment SWCroaker
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Dude, dudette, what does it matter?  I'm more ticked by the fact that the IMF is principally funded by two already bankrupt countries: the US and the UK.   As I live in one of those, and will pay for this bailout, I'm scheduling a stop at Walgreen's on the way home for some jelly...

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:54 | Link to Comment Anton LaVey
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Can you at least read the information posted on ZH?

EU financing = US$ 178 Million.

USA financing of the IMF = US$ 100 Million. Same level as Japan.

UK is part of the EU. So, the EU is financing the whole thing. Whether the EU is about to implode is left as an exercice for the reader.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:15 | Link to Comment SWCroaker
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Thanks for your suggestion.  As it happens, I read lots of things, ZH is among them.

Try: http://www.petersoninstitute.org/publications/chapters_preview/3870/23ii...

The IMF "quotas" among member countries are particularly hard on most of the smaller countries, typically at least 15% of their "assets" can't be drawn upon because the little guys owe but haven't ever actually paid.  Among the reminaing countries, only 25% of the quota payers have currencies that are suitable for direct use, the rest use the ubiquitous SDR, which is the fiat currency of the international community set, all of which in the end gets backed by the core countries that have usable currencies. 

 

My only hope is that the IMF has as much difficulty  getting "approval" from their various disparite masters on this bailout deal as they do in obtaining authorization for their bi-monthly announcements regarding their intent to sell yet more tones gold before the price goes any higher...

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 13:07 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Well yea I did read the information posted on Zerohedge.
You need to replace those 'M's with 'B's.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Currently Smoki...
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Ah yes, the Wrath of Khan...where the Genesis Device reorganizes all matter in the Nebula.

Only in the fantasy of modern global finance is this considered 'being saved'.

 

 

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:58 | Link to Comment Mad Max
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I was more hoping for the Omega-13 from GalaxyQuest.  That would have a far better chance of doing something useful for all of us.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:50 | Link to Comment nonclaim
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I like the BRICs up to values. Don't count on it...

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:56 | Link to Comment eternal_sarcasm
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Tyler I think you forgot to list the most important contributer 

Federal Reserve Printing Press - $ Up to Infinity

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:26 | Link to Comment IBelieveInMagic
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Bingo, we have a winner!

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 11:56 | Link to Comment eternal_sarcasm
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Tyler I think you forgot to list the most important contributer 

Federal Reserve Printing Press - $ Up to Infinity

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:11 | Link to Comment Crummy
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It's a man, baby, YEAH!

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:23 | Link to Comment filletandrelease
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Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'!

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:12 | Link to Comment chindit13
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Yo, Pisani!  Does this mean that that former Atlanta Hawks/Boston Celtics guard with the 43" vertical leap (Dominique Wilkins) was in drag, too?  Could have fooled me.

Geez, would it hurt this putz to do 5 seconds of homework to justify his paycheck?  It's not like Strauss-Kahn isn't on tv every day or so, albeit not on the cartoon network.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:19 | Link to Comment RagnarDanneskjold
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Greek's savior is the junta. 

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:26 | Link to Comment Dr. No
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I will make a few calls to my spys at the IMF and get to the bottom of this.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:37 | Link to Comment hound dog vigilante
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Most or all of the european and asian "support" for the IMF is underwritten by the US and the Fed/Treasury/Wall St. cabal.  In other words, the US prints the money, then swaps or gives the money to these various countries, and then these various countries "pledge" the funds to the IMF... who will then structure a never-ending string of bail outs (Greece is only the beginning) via which the IMF funds are funnelled directly to private Wall St. banks and other guilty/criminal participants.

None of this concerns the average american serf... move along, nothing to see here...

IMF = US taxpayer & currency on the hook to bailout EVERYONE ON THE PLANET.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 14:03 | Link to Comment JR
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Exactly. The IMF is the bankers’ plan for world government; they plan to morph it into a single central bank, with one currency, one printing press.

“Don’t ever ask a question,“ the old lawyer reminds us, “unless you know the answer.”  And don’t put the money and the power into an organization such as the IMF unless you know who runs it, its purpose and if you can trust it to operate on your behalf.  The IMF, after all, is a creature of the U.S. central bank, the Fed. And the officials who run it can be trusted to deliver for the owners of the Federal Reserve.

As country after country falls into bankruptcy under financial fraud, the IMF/World Bank globalists will force nation after nation to hand over their sovereignty to an international monetary regime directed toward a central-controlled world economy, where the U.S. eventually is reduced to just one part of the collective whole.

Insider players who form the IMF weave in and out of the international banking cartel. Timothy Geithner, a former director of the Policy Development and Review Department at the IMF and now U.S. Treasury secretary, already has called for an eventual world currency.  Among other IMF officials are the scandal-tainted, left-leaning Socialist Dominique Strauss-Kahn, an important link to central bank officials; JP Morgan’s John Lipsky and David Romer, husband of Christina Romer, head of Obama’s Council of Economic Advisors.

As to the questionable future of the U.S., IMF Managing Director Strauss-Kahn has called on Asia to play a leading role in guiding the global economy to “a new, more sustainable path for global growth.”

Lipsky, a senior official of the IMF, has said how inadequate the world’s regulatory supervisors were in curbing the lax lending standards at the heart of the housing and credit bubbles, with the implication that new standards likely will give IMF officials more power. Lipsky is former Vice Chairman of the JP Morgan Investment Bank. In this position, he advised the firm's principal market risk takers, published research on the principal forces shaping global financial markets, and was actively engaged with JP Morgan's key clients and key decision makers around the world.

The IMF’s sister organization,  the World Bank, is headed by Robert B. Zoellick,  former managing director of Goldman Sachs and a signatore of a letter drafted by the Project for a New American Century to President Clinton calling for "removing Saddam [Hussein]'s regime from power," i.e., Middle East war.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:40 | Link to Comment MarketTruth
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Maybe the IMF can raise sone fast cash by selling more of that fictious gold they claim to have? Oh, wait, GATA is selling the same 191 tons yet $100 BELOW market value per ounce... provided you agree to the same IMF terms of course.

www.gata.org/node/8495

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 12:41 | Link to Comment Internet Tough Guy
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Euro tranny.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 13:10 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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IMF just needs to watch CNBC, where they can make some Mad and Fast Money, on some Options Action!!

Hey CNBC jackasses BTW Dominique is a MAN, not some financial chick as you announced. But what do you care, your only job is to provide cover for Wall St.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 13:21 | Link to Comment Comrade de Chaos
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Demonique Strauss Chan, silly it's the reincarnation of Mr. Genghis, baby.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 13:28 | Link to Comment MacedonianGlory
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Greek media propaganda say that IMF is a Saviour. We, Greeks must obey according to propaganda

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 20:08 | Link to Comment Buck Johnson
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"The value of the sword is not that it falls, but rather, that it hangs."  Another interpretation of the Sword of Domacles from wikipedia.  I think the sword is more of a danger to the big countries than the little ones.  Also Popadous doesn't want to go to the IMF, because if he did he would have went awhile ago.  He's trying to get some type of loan from europe where it has "promises" on it that he and his country won't uphold.  With the IMF they will essentially have the countries financial system in receivership and Greece will be forced to do what the IMF wants (smaller countries have no choice in many cases, the larger ones like russia can get away from thumbing their nose but eventually they do pay) or they won't be able to be part of the global financial system or sell bonds to other countries etc..  He wants a sweetheart deal with imaginary strings (at least on his part), but with the IMF he knows that he will be under the gun.

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