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Merrill Gets $10 Million Fee For Commingling Prop And Flow Traders And Frontrunning Clients

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Tue, 01/25/2011 - 15:53 | 903685 Malcolm Tucker
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MUST SEE VIDEO of an Egyptian protester stand up to a water cannon truck, ALONE, and getting blasted in the face!!!

Reminiscent of "tank man" in Tienanmen Sqaure! So inspiring!

http://fedupmontrealer.blogspot.com/2011/01/egypt-boiling-over.html

In the same link there is another video of a badly beaten police officer being carried to an ambulance

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 15:56 | 903692 Sudden Debt
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All I could think off when I watched this was...

 

FUCK SKIING IN MARCH!! WE'RE BOOKING A NILE CRUISE!!!

I BET THE PRICES WILL DROP BIGTIME!!

 

DISCOUNTS BITCHEZ!!!!

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 15:59 | 903704 JW n FL
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Thats funny when I was watching it... all I could think of was, "why doesnt he have a thump gun?"

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 15:54 | 903686 Sudden Debt
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10 million...

they must be shaking right now...

 

How manny billions did they make hustling those chumps again?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 15:54 | 903687 Sarah Conner
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BofA couldn't have made two better acquisitions than Countrywide and Merrill Lynch...

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 16:05 | 903701 Sudden Debt
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It's the first time I bought puts on a stock that was 1 cent away from it's top before it crashed :)

PUTS ARE NOW UP 265%!!!

 

I'M SO HAPPY I COULD CRY :)

 

It's like watching while the Titanic is sinking, and I'm the only one that made it in a lifeboat WITH A HD CAMERA TO FILM IT ALL AND KNOWING I'LL BE ABLE TO SELL THE TAPE FOR A LOT OF MONEY WHILE THE REST OF THE IDIOTS ARE STILL CLAPPING FOR THE BAND THAT KEEPS ON PLAYING!!!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 16:18 | 903789 Sarah Conner
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Thanks for sharing...

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 15:55 | 903689 topcallingtroll
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Sneaky boogers arent they?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 15:55 | 903693 ciscokid
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I want in.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 15:58 | 903694 Cognitive Dissonance
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The reason we bring it up is that once again we seem to have been just a year ahead of the curve.

Tyler,

Just remember that when you're one step ahead of the herd you're considered a genius. When you are two steps ahead, as Zero Hedge has always been, you're considered lunatic fringe.........until everyone jumps on the bandwagon that is.

I hope there's more room on the ZH server because I suspect it's going to get even more crowded around here very soon.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 15:56 | 903695 JW n FL
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Art!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 15:57 | 903696 Cheesy Bastard
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I think this 9 second clip sums it up nicely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIX_0nMlIBU

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 16:00 | 903707 JW n FL
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i am shocked! lmfao!!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 17:35 | 904073 blind squirrel
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touche, CB

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 16:00 | 903705 Overpowered By Funk
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Fooking Wanking Bankers!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 16:06 | 903724 gpsnodgrass@cox.net
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We must have faith in our financial companies. The future of their bonuses depends upon us.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 16:07 | 903729 DarAdder
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While Merrill told clients their order information would be used on a need-to-know basis, proprietary traders got information and used it to place trades on Merrill’s behalf after executing the customer orders, according to the statement"

'After' obviously being a euphemism for 'before'.

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 16:10 | 903742 Rainman
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Merrill placed its own orders after executing the customer's orders...??

Hahaha....if the SEC said that, it must be true. Okie-dokie.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 16:25 | 903817 TruthInSunshine
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That's soooooooo Merrill Lynch.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 16:30 | 903840 Iam Rich
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NICE....I want to front run!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 16:51 | 903928 Yen Cross
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 Ahhh Front Running! Every Sunday @ 2:00 P.M. WCT I get front run. Yes those very sparce and also known as Ill-liquid Asian markets open. Gaps and all! I know front running well! I feel for you EQUITES traders. Really I do.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 17:10 | 903992 tellsometruth
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This is why I have been coming here for a long time... ZH has the moxie to put it out there

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 17:27 | 904047 jmoney
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It's even worse that you think (or write about here).  On many credit trading floors you have desks that are ostensibly client-facing operations taking big prop positions at the same time (many distressed desks do this).  The information is all comingled, but I would venture to guess the profits from the prop stuff far outweigh the P&L from crossing customer orders.  The size of these bets goes well-beyond "providing liquidity".  Yes, these desks do provide liquidity, but they also take prop positions that are certainly informed by what they see on the client side.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 17:32 | 904066 blind squirrel
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After 10 yrs on the buyside, I have lots of firsthand experience of this sort of front running (and picking off stops in illiquid market hours).  Hell, I expect it. But... doesn't mean I like it or approve.

The Street seems to attract greasy, self-dealing, liar types.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 17:41 | 904096 Byte Me
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The justification for this criminal act is surreal: everyone was doing it.

Maybe if everyone burnt a banker they'd have no problem with that either since everyone would be doing it?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 17:50 | 904133 maneco
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Looks like crime has paid once again! Why can't they send anyone to jail? 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 18:02 | 904155 tellsometruth
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"Gosh! Was Madoff not enough for you!"

-gov

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 18:06 | 904163 Downtoolong
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When a large investment banking firm is running a proprietary trading operation anywhere it ultimately has only one client - it's them.

 

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 02:32 | 905428 Gannic
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I used to work at Goldman's in the early to mid part of last decade in the FICC group in London....

The prop desk sat on the floor in a corner, and would regularly wander over to the various trading desks. As such client business was never a secret to them. One PMD was even more than happy to wander through the chinese wall to the IBD side, get information on deal flow then cheerfully disseminate to the prop guys.

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