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Merrill Online Trading Portal Down

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Too many buy orders will do that to even the best html code taxpayer money can buy. Contrarian indicator? In the meantime, US clients are advised to twiddle thumbs.

 

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Tue, 10/05/2010 - 13:03 | 626327 AR15AU
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Uh oh... hope no one at Waddell & Reed press the sell button in the next few minutes...

Tue, 10/05/2010 - 13:07 | 626336 cnbcsucks
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Need to stop the retail investors from selling and getting the hell out.  Merrill probably doesn't have the cash to cover.

 

Tue, 10/05/2010 - 13:11 | 626353 ZeroPower
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Fuck MER. How they are preceded by BAC in the name is a joke in itself.

Tue, 10/05/2010 - 13:12 | 626355 TraderTimm
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System availability and response time are subject to market conditions and possible unscheduled outages.

Well, they did spell that out in their disclaimer. Sucks to be a customer when it is down, though.

Tue, 10/05/2010 - 13:18 | 626381 firstdivision
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So is this what it is like when you submit a redemption to a hedge fund only told the gates closed?

Tue, 10/05/2010 - 13:20 | 626386 williambanzai7
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Look at this carefully

Tue, 10/05/2010 - 16:28 | 627159 NotApplicable
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LOL!

Though I as expecting error code 666.

Tue, 10/05/2010 - 13:32 | 626438 bugs_
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Fix it Sergei!

Tue, 10/05/2010 - 13:37 | 626447 Pegasus Muse
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LMAO.  Their site is back up now. 

Tue, 10/05/2010 - 14:03 | 626543 MrTrader
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Merrill ? Took them 6 weeks for a lousy account opening. This company has serious issues with their technology and compliance.

Tue, 10/05/2010 - 14:09 | 626577 curbyourrisk
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They were flagged for allowing short orders through on a day when the market was up. 

 

Merrill was not playing within the rules of Ben.  No shorting...EVER.  If you are found shorting you are hereby sentenced to being bent over and getting ass-raped by big guys named Bubba.

Tue, 10/05/2010 - 14:21 | 626654 TradingJoe
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This Market is Toast L&G, Merrill shut down b/c too many SELL ORDRES killed the Connection! WHo ever is still in, is in to SELL or commit suicide! I have not seen anything like this since I trade stocks, (1983), both professionally and privately, I strongly believe this is not going to end well, for none of U(S)! Today I sold all my remaining longs and went ALL IN SHORT with some left for Food, Ammo and the likes!

Tue, 10/05/2010 - 16:36 | 627186 Psquared
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Short term you are going to get killed as the dollar is further devalued and the market ramps up. Long term you are right, but right now is the moment in time where printing money is only showing up in asset inflation.

Tue, 10/05/2010 - 17:03 | 627278 Garth
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No, long term you will gain dollars which will be worth less than the risk you took shorting...

Tue, 10/05/2010 - 20:58 | 627850 CPL
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Stuxnet is work properly....nobody needs to worry.  The idiot stick that released it obviously have it under control.

 

Remember it's only going after the four holes no OS can patch.  It attack core switches btw, been busy scraping it out of mine for the last 12 hours.

 

If the USD wants fun that is carry over.  Fine.  I have their code base so does every white hat.  Assholes.  Why is it all written in hebrew.?????

 

Pricks, write something that can't be reversed compiled, now why would anyone write a worm with self evolving capabilities with the intelligence of an ant to attack a nuke plant and ASSUME it'll stay put.

 

Fucking knobs.  Assholes.  We'll se you dick shits next conference.

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