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Mexican Stock Exchange Shuts Down For "Administrative Recess", Or Merely Redefining The Siesta Break

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Merely Siesta break? Or something more... getting more information.




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Tue, 12/08/2009 - 14:26 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Midday control ritual. Beatings will continue until moral improves.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 14:28 | Link to Comment Project Mayhem
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Oh no!  How will I sell my stake in Cantarell

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 14:34 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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My DRUG cartell. Oh shit.

I mean my Farming Operation!!!

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 14:50 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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Putas !!!

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 16:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/08/2009 - 18:32 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Chinga tu escalade until the 20's break!!!!

73 grand for a car and it don't even have no basement.

bunch a pendejo's.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 19:41 | Link to Comment dnarby
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!Chupate' este'!

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 16:18 | Link to Comment RatherBFlying
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LMAO

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 14:33 | Link to Comment Divided States ...
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11:53??? why not just wait 7 more minutes and make it noon.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 14:35 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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mmmm, im suddenly in the mood for a Tecate Lunch

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Administrative Recess? As in monkey bars and kick ball for the teachers and staff?

Here's my chance to hit my 4th grade teacher where it hurts with the ball. Payback at last. One more childhood scar healed. Aaaahhhhh. :>)

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 14:58 | Link to Comment digalert
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Colocación de servidores de alta velocidad de América bancaria dentro de la bolsa de valores local.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 16:00 | Link to Comment Project Mayhem
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Si, es Goldman Chupacabra.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 19:42 | Link to Comment dnarby
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LMAO

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 20:21 | Link to Comment Shameful
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Okay, I'm glad I'm the only person at the office right now, because you had me rolling sir!

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 14:59 | Link to Comment truont
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My spidey-sense is tingling...

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 15:06 | Link to Comment Assetman
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Oh, probably just another devaluation announcement.  It's been too long since the last one.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Shameful
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The Peso has been rising against the dollar, and we can't have that in this global race to the bottom!

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 15:09 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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It appears they have found ElDorado, based on gold action now.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 15:11 | Link to Comment bugs_
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Viva le Banco Festiva!!!!!

 

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/08/2009 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Internet Tough Guy
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They don't need no stinking badges, senor.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 15:33 | Link to Comment bugs_
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or hedges either compadre!

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 15:27 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/08/2009 - 15:34 | Link to Comment Johnny G.
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It was the Citi upgrade of the IPC to "neutral".  They were afraid that the "overwhelming" demand for Mexican equities would crash the servers.  Alas, reopened and only down 2.2% on the upgrade.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 15:35 | Link to Comment curbyourrisk
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Any updates here???

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 15:35 | Link to Comment amarshall
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Currency revaluation.... arriba

Trade in our old us dollars and get a new peso.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 15:52 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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Cemex anybody????  all the debt you can handle, but no wait, if you buy now...we will throw in some cement shoes!!!  lmao

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 16:36 | Link to Comment ZeroPower
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HAHAHa CX indeed, all the debt in the world, yet still has -EPS and just shy of its wonderful 52wk a little while ago. Wonderful wonderful valuations.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 16:35 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/08/2009 - 17:59 | Link to Comment Slewburger
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I blame the cervezas.

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