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Michael Pento's Mea Culpa

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Mea Culpa

By Michael Pento

Apparently I was wrong. You have to be a complete lunatic to embrace
a gold standard or even suggesting our central bank behaves as if we
were on one. After debating with Mr. Mark Vitner of Wachovia on CNBC
this morning, I now realize that the Fed has done a wonderful job all
along. They have prevented all recessions, defended our currency and
have prevented all asset bubbles from occurring.

It was perfectly justified to have Pets.com trade at 15 million
times the eyeballs that clicked on their web site. Who needs earnings
when you are part of the new internet phenomenon? It was also fine to
flip a condo 5 times before it was even built. After all, shouldn't a
house that slowly disintegrates into the soil appreciate at 4 times the
rate of inflation?

We need more asset bubbles, a lower dollar, less savings and more
consumption.  We need to print more money and let the Chinese worry
about producing stuff. Our money is prettier and now comes in new and
exciting colors. And as long as foreigners buy our Treasuries, who
cares about how large the debt grows.

I just feel better knowing the Fed is there to bail out rich folks,
bankers and those in debt. We need a flexible currency that can slowly
wipeout the middle class and those dumb enough to save money. I say
long live Banana Ben!




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Tue, 08/25/2009 - 21:39 | Link to Comment Howard_Beale
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I thought his performance this AM was brilliant. And hopefully his viewpoint will not be treated with utter disdain by those that actually believe central banks serve a real purpose. This sarcastic mea culpa just adds credence to his point of view...keep it up, Pento.

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 21:39 | Link to Comment Rusty_Shackleford
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Either there's a crack in the driveway, or the Chinese are making their move.

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 21:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/25/2009 - 21:44 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Very thoughtful. But wouldn't the system you describe be inherently hyperactive at building constructing investing and expanding. It sounds kind of like we aren't the problem any more. We just need a more destructive world to adapt to our hyperactive ways. Let's all move to the jupiter Moon IO which in rotating around the gas giant gets crushed by it's gravity and experiences constant liquifying and solidification. It's  very violent atmosphere perfectly adopted to our economic model. Or else we can just overbuild overdevelop and over expand and then sit around for 20 years worth of depression to fix it. Or maybe we can just abuse our kids more and hope they grow up to be valuable conributing members of soiciety. Like vandals or unibombers. You know things we need.

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 21:46 | Link to Comment BM (not verified)
Tue, 08/25/2009 - 22:12 | Link to Comment Project Mayhem
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My crystal ball only shows S&P down about a point.

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 22:55 | Link to Comment Howard_Beale
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That correlates with my Ouija Board at the open. To review-- Monday--push up, pull back. Tuesday--ditto. Wednesday NHS (from such a reliable source) at 10am-rally. 

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 08:05 | Link to Comment economicmorphine
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I've noticed this really weird thing with my Ouija Board.  It moves 5 times one way, 3 the other.  It seems to move with the primary trend.  That is, if the board is sloped down, it moves 5 down interspersed with 3 up.  If the board is sloped up, the opposite occurs.

Weird.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 09:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/25/2009 - 21:48 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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video of Pento walking down Broad street..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuJerSqy1cs&feature=related

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 21:51 | Link to Comment AN0NYM0US
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here's the link to Pento's website

http://www.greenfaucet.com/the-market/mea-culpa/23373

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 22:01 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/25/2009 - 22:04 | Link to Comment Charles Wilson
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"We need more asset bubbles, a lower dollar, less savings and more consumption."

Just as we need fewer asset bubbles, a higher dollar, more savings and less consumption - all at the same time.

 

"There is only one man who understands me and even he does not!"

 

-Hegel

 

We're all Hegelians now.

 

CW

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 22:09 | Link to Comment Big Al
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Hillarious.  But, a question from the simple minded (like me.)   Did Pento really submit this?  Or is Tyler channelling Benjamin N Dover III?

Better be careful, Tyler, CNBS will be claiming that you are guilty of impersonation or slander or something. 

On second thought, maybe not.  Doubt if Pento will ever appear on CNBS again.

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 23:40 | Link to Comment Howard_Beale
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It takes little effort to scroll up. But for the less than ept:

http://www.greenfaucet.com/the-market/mea-culpa/23373

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 22:31 | Link to Comment crzyhun
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There is an excellent book on the way a gold standard would work today, if you take the time to read it....

The Way the World Works, Jude Wanniski.

I heard him in the 90's at various analyst meetings, it still hold up. After all again, the only question is how do we get from the sh1t pile to the rose....quick!

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 22:42 | Link to Comment Charles Wilson
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Thank you, Crzyhun.

I'm still asking the Austrians, the Friedmanites - Hell, even the Keynesians - to look at the "Market" (You know...the "Market"?) - to see if, absent the shenanigans, the manipulations, the 3:30 "Up ramp of DOOM" and all if there isn't a significant amount of people who are, just as they did while following the debate leading up to the passage of Smoot-Hawley, waiting to see if the Government is really going to drive us over the cliff.

The thesis is empirical and verifiable.  If, as we approach the passage of DrubCare and it looks like there will be a Senator Jack Wilson triumphantly proclaiming, "We have the votes!", and the Market goes through the floor, we will know that Wanniski was right.

 

CW

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 23:34 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 11:12 | Link to Comment Bam_Man
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I think the "inflation" that "A-cup Erin" was referring to is the kind that comes from a pair of 500cc breast implants.

Definitely makes the recipient "feel better" -- in more ways than one.

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 22:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 00:48 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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But understanding of the economy was better hundreds of years ago.  Look up the history of the solidus.  A true gold standard for hundreds of years.

It is not just a gold standard we need, but a reduction or elimination of fractional reserve lending.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 01:15 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:54 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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I agree that a two party system is fucking ridiculous.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 11:17 | Link to Comment Bam_Man
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Asset bubbles were smaller in size and far less frequent under the Gold Standard because it severely limited the amount of leverage that could be employed.

Surely you must reccognize this.

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 22:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/25/2009 - 23:04 | Link to Comment thegreatsatan
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so how do us joe blows game the system now? honestly I really want to stick ti to the man. give me some advice. as  a middle class sucker, who actually believed in the rule of law and all that jazz, how do I score some of that obama money and cash out before the real suckers get fooled?

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 23:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/25/2009 - 23:31 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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So is filing (depending on how far one wants to take voluntary compliance).

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 11:11 | Link to Comment thegreatsatan
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one need only read through quatloos to find out how thats working for them.

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 23:40 | Link to Comment River
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Food stamps, tax credits (rent-a-dependent.com), gov guaranteed loans, grants and assistance for healthcare, housing, insurance, education, and even loan repayment.

It helps if you are a minority, but if you are not a minority, you can always be gay.

 

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 23:41 | Link to Comment River
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Food stamps, tax credits (rent-a-dependent.com), gov guaranteed loans, grants and assistance for healthcare, housing, insurance, education, and even loan repayment.

It helps if you are a minority, but if you are not a minority, you can always be gay.

 

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 23:15 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/25/2009 - 23:37 | Link to Comment Howard_Beale
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Plastics, Benjamin, plastics...

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 01:45 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Use zero credit products!  Refuse to engage with the fractional banking system to every extent possible. Barter your work product whenever possible. Engage with your neighbors & community. Get and stay informed. Stand ready to reconsider your considered opinion.

Tue, 08/25/2009 - 23:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 00:22 | Link to Comment peoplesdemocrat...
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Excellent Michael!

Just waiting for the market to implode and Michael to come back on CNBC with, "Told you so"!

 

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 02:28 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:56 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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???

My comments aren't queued for moderation.  Maybe just unregistered users?  Seems fair to prevent spam.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 02:22 | Link to Comment agrotera
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Michael Pento, we love you for your courage and your honesty!  Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 02:43 | Link to Comment ToNYC
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Great stand up performance, Michael! You may have come off as too strident, but the crack-smoking clown from Wells Fargone with the greatest % of RE loans needed to giggle to beat the blues. I think the Gold may have worked, but not so much because it was Gold as such, but that it was a standard. More important is the discipline and the expansion of credit match. The major point being if Gold were no longer able to be mined for whatever reason, I cannot see a rational case where it should limit an economy's growth...back to the discipline and since "sic semper pecunia fugit", we could just as well be on a Peace standard. In other words, Capital would flow and economies would grow and be treated best where Peace exists and in direct proportion would credit expand safely in that good faith. Only a psychotic culture wouldn't see this simple truth. Are Blackwater-operated drones in Waziristan working for us? Gold is done; with the stroke of a pen..remember March 1933. Who's your Daddy? If you don't live in the truth, you die in a lie. The reason the banks aren't lending is because they have no real money to lend, and know there is no economy to be able to pay it back. It's just a regular, old tsunami and the survivors won't be the ones that went down to the shore to pick up the free shells exposed by the receding tide....

 

 

 

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 02:59 | Link to Comment agrotera
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I was looking for answers about the Fed, and found an old book published in 1936 with parts of the Federal Reserve Act as an appendix, and one noteable part that i read said that the Federal Reserve (remember privately held Federal Reserve) has the right to charge interest to the US Government on any money that is put into circulation that is not backed by gold or silver.  Is it any wonder that this privately held company would not be a proponent of non gold/silver backed money?  Problem is, so few people even know that this is a privately held company, nor that we are forever in debt to this company for the fact that the Federal Reserve Act allows this.

 

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 04:19 | Link to Comment ToNYC
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Forget the audit, go for the Jubilee. Nationalize the FED, not the member Banks. When JP Morgan died, he owned not more than 20% of his companies thanks to his crack FED dealer.

 

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 04:38 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Colonial scrip?

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 06:49 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Don't say colonial scrip. It makes central bankers go crazy.

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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 10:01 | Link to Comment There ya go again.
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" And as long as foreigners buy our Treasuries,

who cares about how large the debt grows. "

 

and if they don't buy them, we will !!!

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