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Michelle C-Squared Goes "Deeper, Harder, Faster"
The last 18 hours, the EUR/USD has flatlined and scalped for the tiniest pips by the Hi-Fi Robots, therefore stocks basically did nothing today.
With lackluster action on the tape today, all eyes were turned on Michelle C-Squared on Power Lunch wearing that tight pink cable sweater again, with the mysterious headline "Deeper, Harder, Faster". And poor Erin "B-Cups" Burnett seems to be shrinking to A-cup status, while Amanda Drury is getting big enough to feed babies enough milk through college.
If the markets get too dull, there is always enough eye-candy on CNBC....
Here's Michelle on Power Lunch today:
And what's up with Erin?? Today, she looked like a starved N. Hollywood actress, skinnier than ever. In stark contrast to what many CNBC viewers really wished she looked like:
And then there is the delicious Amanda Drury. Now that she's working in the states, someone must have turned her on to Kentucky Fried Chicken, Dairy Queen, and Dunking Donuts. Turning her upper arms into inflated chicken drumsticks and her breasts into giant water balloons.
Maybe she can adopt Erin's starvation diets and save herself. Otherwise, she will be quickly removed from the "Top Pick" list among the leading hedge fund managers looking for someone to buy out of their contract in order to sequester them to their private yacht.
Here's a clip from today: (at the beginning, then at 1:35)
Looks like the key to next week is to watch and see if they decide to start ramping the banks, which have been lagging badly lately:
Either 5 days worth of longs are going to get shanked in one fell swoop....
Or this these are going to suddenly boner out of this range and start a short covering stampede in this group.
Meanwhile, while Europe debt markets remain under pressure, there remains an acute shortage of Skechers shoes and 4G iPhones....
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It is what she asks the DJ to play at the club-call it her theme song; party girl she is yes absolutely they all are over there at cnbc ("hot tub"!).
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Strongerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgBgnoEY4iM
i think i was dancing to this kind of shit music last night.
disco gone really ROBO t e c h n o.
You know they had to be laughing up a storm in the control room and someone likely got promoted for posting that particular "Harder..." note.
robo, AAPL going to 300 don't you think? AKAM NEM BRCM have been so strong. they look like buy on pullback candidates.
and why can't cnbc get the proper music intros? come on.
this babe even got me goin'. presenting Harder & Faster (Xcore Porn Club Mix)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0-Dmy-Lz6Y
I thought of a track as well as soon as I read this. Would love to see it play on CNBC through the next instant crash, would fit perfect themewise and pacewise..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJz_0nmn8bs&feature=related
Robo do you have any good trading ideas?
Speaking of which; what happened to Marla? She seems to have dropped-off the face after the flotilla massacre.
Thoreau
I imagine the paintball gun turned Uzi was pretty embarassing. Now that we know just how many people were massacred and how many shots to the head. Oh and a dead american must leave some kind of vaginal infection.
I think many missed the sarcasm/satire of the piece. I mean, 'camel calvalry'!? - it was clearly a dig against the Israelis' excessive use of force, but it seemed many misunderstood it completely.
it was written to be misunderstood (she said so). it wasn't "clearly a dig against the israelis' use of excessive force" (certainly not "clearly") though i would love to read your exigesis.
There were no Americans in that Turkish terrorist flotilla. But if there had been, then give them a few extra bullets to the head for me. Thanks!
Your posts are the man equivalent of retail therapy. Well done good sir.
retail?
mental mastarbation, i heard.
Mental??
mastar?
MCC = today's Andrea True Connection
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlJGrIyt-X8
HA!!!!!!!!
Thanks dude. That was f-ing perfect.
I remember hearing that song on CKLW (Windsor, Ontario) while driving my Pinto wagon.
your sic
ohio woman, does giddy up and ride, western spin†
Jesus. I must've heard that song 30 times over the years and never saw THAT. Appreciate it.
Marginally better than rap; but I'd much rather KO this lead than Da Brat.
Proving once again that women, by a wide margin, are capable of more cruelty than men can imagine.
Mandy "MI6" Drury looks healthy to me...maybe she is pregnant.
The boats are all loaded and ready to sink or swim; SLW @ $21 the last trading day before the summer solstice, whowouldathunkit???
What does your Argonaut look like?
Didn't you hear?
The lifeboat futures everyone bought are being settled in cash.
As for Amanda, I agree. I think she looks absolutely fantastic with a little meat on her bones.
Someone tell them that not only does paper burn, it doesn't hold water either.
no no no you just don't understand the dynamics of sleeves and impact of the visual.
she simply should not wear cap sleeve shirts. go sleeved if you don't pump iron. simple as that. her handler should know this stuff.
remember a camera, video adds pounds, inches etc. etc.
It's a good thing Michelle HAS assets because shaking her head sounds suspiciously like a baby rattle...
With the U.S. team playing in the World Cup tournament, Wall Street traders are taking advantage of mediocre volume to focus on the games, with trading floor atmosphere anything but dull.
This pic is better than the first, but I will always prefer Brasilian women.
No arguing with you on there:
:)
Do Brazilians really shave the Brazilian. . . way?
Bikinis dictate their shaving habits.
No. They wax it. All of it.
"You're clear for landing!"
Outta tissue. I'll be back............
They know how to party in Brazil.
http://madeinbrazil.typepad.com/madeinbrazil/2010/06/s%C3%A3o-paulo-gay-...
I guess it depends on what kind of partying you enjoy. Personally, I stay with women.
well then, this is for you;
http://www.holytaco.com/25-hot-yoga-babes
There's a lot to be said for Flexibility!
There is a ringer in there...I'm pretty sure the girl in pics 4 and 5 is a porn star. Not that I would throw her out of bed for chanting 'harder, faster, deeper'.
nice comment. especially on a robo post. reminded me of the david spade/chris farley/etc. beer commercial on snl. just when you think you know what's (who's) coming next.
YES! Althrough one of my girl friends had a racing stripe, heh, heh.
listen you B O Z O 's
you fuckin don't know shit about waxing.
i am the queen of waxing.
Oh yeah?
Prove it... show us... I dare you...
i would love to show you, but i need a little help from my friends.
but than or then ? don't know if i still have any of my ZH contributor friends.
are you guys mad at me.
oh well, happens a lot in my life†
Sweet Samson's sister.
Damn.
Leo Kolivakis
You stole that from REDDIT. At least you could have posted the topless chick.
Got to visit Argentina at least once:
Great investment vid Leo, I'm investing.
Nice tits by the way, but focusing on the investment potential of the consumer goods I hardly noticed.
Only glanced once at the camel toe.
C-squared wins, no contest.
Robo finishes the week with a flourish.
Let me get my ruler out and set to work on analyzing those charts. Quiet please.
hey you H H
did you read my reply post a while back?
F U C K Y O U R S O C K†
what does the dagger mean? or is it a cross? thanks for your comments. wonder why more (apparent) women don't post here. (that, mr. huxley, is "clearly" sarcasm).
V E L O B L A D E
she's back†
ps woman are dumb, no idea where to find fun.
Ahhhh, ain't nothing like ending the week with a Robo report! I feel....complete. LOL
...until she realizes that Mr. Market had a sock in his shorts and can't go much deeper, at which point Michelle learns the true meaning of "fast money".
"...Kentucky Fried Chicken, Dunkin' Donuts, Dairy Queen....Turning her upper arms into inflated chicken drumsticks and her breasts into giant water balloons."
Absolutely Hilarious!
Funny as hell, Robo. Good job.
Now if Michelle wasn't such a snarky beyotch, I may actually look at her chest. But the "cranky ol' lady in pink" just turns me off that channel.
michele only C-squared? I think you better look again, those melons are D cups, if I am any judge of cup sizes.... And I am.
Is it any coincidence in the first pic that "Bank of NY Mellon" and "Childrens Place" are in the same screen shot as MCC's chessets?
LMAO!
That was awesome. Well done. Oh, and they are "bressesests".
got to tell you, i just love men's humor†
it's just so original. in a surprising way.
Two things to note:
1) That's the "old" iPhone.
2) It took me a few minutes to spot it in the picture.
Time to scroll back up and take another look (stopping in Brazil along the way).
If technicals count for anything any more, this is one beauty of a short set-up for united airlines..
http://tinyurl.com/UAUA-short
http://www.raftman.com/Pictures/I%20Wish%20These%20Were%20Brains.jpg
Wow, the most interesting article I read today. Personally, I think CNBC should hire some of the latin newscasters out of Colombia, Brazil, Argentina etc. After all, to work for CN BC, no knowledge of markets is required and they will dress more skimpy since they are not indoctrinated into Anglo American Politically Correct Femi-nazi beliefs. Take my advice CNBC, more than just the ratings will rise..
lol @ Drury's new turkey flaps. Good eye.
I think they should put all of the Male News Casters in Speedo's to give the women something to look at. They did with Daren Rovel but he did not have anything to hide. I bet some of the Men are so small they would be ashamed to be seen in a Speedo. Kudlo is probably the smallest of them all.
You mean like this guy:
http://www.jaunted.com/story/2006/5/25/16267/4040/travel/Borat+is+Summer+Fashion
now he needs some W A X I N G.
brillian idea sparkles.
i got just they guy for the job. "statboy" tony reali from espn.
http://espn.go.com/eoe/reali_bio.html
yeah, apparently your all boob men
not, l e g men†
First Post.
I thought this was the finest internet site ever.
You all have cut the cheese!
i thought you were like your pic. now i'm all confused. does this mean you and i are lesbians trapped in a man's body? i'm broken.
You know, this Michelle CC pratfall is funnier than hell and all, but I can't shake the feeling it's distracting me somehow. Which is the exact same feeling I had last night watching Joe Pig's, I mean Barton's, apologizing to the Destroyer of the Gulf of Mexico for the $20B (the payments of which aren't set to begin, by the way, until 3Q10, and extend from there well into 2013. Query: didn't BP just say no dividend for 2Q10 AND 1Q10? This should help cash flow.). The sock puppet msm reaction (oh whatever will those rascally Republicans do about this gaffe?) was not to be believed. Same thing today, different kink.
Oh, and by the way, has anyone been watching Anderson Cooper's Gulf disaster coverage? He's quite good for the idiot box. The natives are pissed--and quite vocal. The other night, for example, Julia Reed of Newsweek declared that if Obama "thinks X, he's out of his cotton pickin mind." She was expressing her frustration with Obama's complete incomprehension of the Gulf's possible demise, reflected in the President's Oval Office ad-vert for some cockamamie energy scheme for Unemployed Nation. In any event, I thought the PC PoliceNation would've been all over Reed's frank association of our black president with picking cotton. I guess not.
This is a long way of saying: the Gulf--and a whole bunch of other stuff--is fucked up in a way no one's ever seen before. On an entirely unrelated note, gold just closed at yet another all-time high.
thanks for your thoughts. how far we've come? i didn't get the slave association until you pointed it out. i thought, maybe, a southernism indicating sympathy for the gulfers. glenn greenwald was pretty good on that "speech" too. now for an inflation-adjusted high.
She's old school south. Cotton pickin' is a substitute for swearing. You still hear darn, gol dang, dad gum, etc. in the south. Cotton pickin' is emphatic, yet polite. Only a Yankee could claim it was racist. Even white boys like me picked cotton before the machines took over.
that's funny right there
You're all sexists! And you lesbians should be ashamed of yourselves.
I like the chick above the aapl chart, but she's holding something in the way.
Anyone willing to venture a guess why bank closings have dropped from four or more a week to one a week?
Uh, the FDIC is out of money? (Again)
Q409 (from FDIC website):
Insurance Fund Indicators
Estimated insured deposits (based on $250,000 coverage) increased 1.8 percent in the fourth quarter of 2009. The Deposit Insurance Fund reserve ratio fell to -0.39 percent, and 45 FDIC-insured institutions failed during the quarter.
As of Mar 31, 2010 the Combined Deposit Insurance Fund has improved to a balance of
$ -20.7B, or a reserve ratio of -0.38.
http://www.fdic.gov/bank/analytical/quarterly/index.html
Ozzie food is attrocious. A true horror story. Someone needs to get Amanda back on vegemite.
Must have been a slow day Robo? I wish I wasn't eating my dinner while reading this as it's chunking out my nose. " I banged all them bitches, that why I was sent to the pits" Rick Santelli fu@king classic!! And such detail, you are my hero.
Bartiromo may win a lot of prizes for her reportage, but MC-C sure looks better in a pink cashmere clinger. Amanda has only shown a lot of cleavage once -- about two weeks ago. Then she suddenly became more demure.
Those girls are a walking, talking, mental std. I'd rather eat my own vomit than let their images through my eyegates.
Amanda's bleached hair with black roots doesn't work for me. Her melons work for me. She was never thin.
Erin is a beyotch. Pretty face skinny body but somehow not hot.
MC squared is more than a "D" cup. She's got to be a tigress after hours.
Liz Claman in her day was the ultimate in financial sexuality. The whole package. Still is for us old dudes.
The cnbc boobs are great. they distract me from how bad the reporting is.
Liz Claman and Marla are definately one in the same! I love me some redhead!
Liz Claman sporting them too..
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y156/freehosting/LizClaman.jpg
I like red heads... always have and you know what they always liked me too.
but does the carpet match the drapes?
my daughter's does, just sayin.
Robot, where have you been? Figured you were blown out in those Euro longs.
EURO bullish signals I warned of during the past few weeks - has resulted in the recent rally and the daily chart remains bullish.
The DOW/SP500 counter trend rally suggested on June 13 continues, however ...
http://stockmarket618.wordpress.com/about
"And what's up with Erin?? Today, she looked like a starved N. Hollywood actress, skinnier than ever."
Erin Burnett?
If you had to work with sweaty Cramer the Clown and those greazzzzy Fast Money used mortgage salesmen...
Bad ties, clashing used car salesmen shirts and hair plugs...
You would be in the bathroom barfing up your lunch like a bulimic Karen Carpenter too...
BTW: I like the sluty Skechers chick...
V_V