Microsoft Jumps Shark, Posts Earnings Early On Website: Another Glitch?

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Michael's picture

Wall Street Silver Gold Theft and World Economic Collapse

This is what the Complete and Total Economic Collapse of the United States and the World looks like on film.
As seen in the movie Rollover 1981.
The Federal Reserve and Alan Greenspan engineered the greatest financial catastrophe in history of the planet. The Federal Reserve must be audited and abolished! Audit the US gold in Fort Knox. Prosecute the Wall Street criminals. Reinstate Glass-Steagall. Enforcement of regulations is key.

Malcolm Tucker's picture

Egypt Boiling Over-Day 3 videos. It appears the government has lost control of the city of Suez which is the gateway to the Suez canal. I wonder if this will move commodity futures...

Yen Cross's picture

AKA Scarface. A member of my all time favorites.

Michael's picture

Wall street shot their wad today only to remain virtually flat.

Michael's picture

I made this video with Windows Movie Maker. Go figure.

FunkyMonkeyBoy's picture

They'll go to ANY lengths to keep this market up.

The one in the same, US government/FED/Wall Street, is the most corrupt institution in history. The world will be brought down by the corrupt actions of a few.

Cleanclog's picture

Exactly, gov't asked them to report early to make the markets look GREAT as Egypt goes down tomorrow (or goes up depending on your perspective)

Cleanclog's picture

Uh-oh . . . is this failing to close above 12,000 and 1300?  Manipulation fail?  Could this spell the return of some willing to "lean against" the shill?

ghostfaceinvestah's picture

picked the wrong company to leak earnings, next time maybe AMZN

Cleanclog's picture

Uh Oh!!! Now Amazon disappoints on revenues.   A-ooo-ga!  Down periscope.

spongeBOB's picture

Don't they usually have like 2% margins ?

SheepDog-One's picture

OMG soon as you said Amazon, there it goes TANKING.

whatsinaname's picture

Nope, the crossover will happen on a Friday evening so the masses all go back home happy.

nope-1004's picture

MSFT must be set up for "automatic updates".


weinerdog43's picture

It's a feature, not a bug.

knukles's picture

I thought that it was the error line in the code where they phish and raid all of your sensitive files for your personal information and then re-post it on-line if you haven't purchased the opt-out package.

TruthInSunshine's picture


If MSFT was smart, they would have bought all the memory companies up, as their software is such a  bloated pig memory hog cluster.

Alcoholic Native American's picture


They rape public school, government, and and libraries.

Bill Gates is a Robber Barron Bitch.

PicassoInActions's picture

You must be Ijob fan.

If it was not for msft you probably will be using commodore 64 to type your comments here

whatz that smell's picture

DOW 12,000, bitchez!....

....whoopsie! my bad.

ConfusedIdiot's picture

Gosh, I meant after 4 eastern time.Sorry!


flacon's picture

My other computer uses UBUNTU (Linux). It is my survival laptop that doesn't get MS viruses.

random shots's picture

Got to have a reason to ramp the S&P 500 above 1300. Tyler, what happen to the weekly flows of equity mutual funds? Did not see it up yesterday. 

Ragnarok's picture

Bang Da Hoe/Close!

Sudden Debt's picture

Is everybody Buying Ipads, Iphone, Desktops, Laptops and all the software to go arround so they can GOOGLE and trip on Facebook and Twitter ALL DAY LONG?i!




Dell will have a blownout Q to I guess.



Ragnarok's picture

A ZH poster around Christmas noted that he counted 7 apple products around the Tree. Don't forget about the accessories.

Sudden Debt's picture

Last week my boss wanted me to look into equipping our sales force with Ipads to replace their laptops. Which they use for SAP, CRM, BW... you know the basics which he thought would be so easely installed on a Ipad.


First I laughed for 5 minutes and I didn't take him serious.

Then he gave me the look "YOU ARE A EMPLOYEE, I AM THE BOSS" + the lazy eye.

Now I officially am looking into it. I already did a test with 5 reps. to test that crap and well... surprise surprise, it's useless for that kind of work and forget about the tools.

I told him we couldn't install any soft. on it => response:  Cancel their software. Let them do it all by web apps.

I proposed the Dell Tablet that looks really classy and works just great and has a 4 inches bigger screen => to big for the nut.

Now I'm looking into cloud applications to run on that crap (which is really to small to work with, let allone show a demo on) and well... if he wants it, it'll cost him about a million in software modifications without any advantages.

Ever tried to run apps on the safari app on a Ipad?!



Cognitive Dissonance's picture

You don't work. Everything else you said was the truth. :>)

Sudden Debt's picture

I'm in Marketing so I have about 6 hours of leisure time a day :)

And as long as the paychecks keep comming in, I call it work :)

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

cossack55's picture

An old Soviet favorite:

We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us.

Circlehook's picture

If you were only paid in silver, you would have it made!

iDealMeat's picture


no..  you lie...  Obviously from your avatar, you're in IT. You have 7+ hrs of leisure time a day.. But you appear frazzled and have them convinced you're working 24x7..

well played.

crosey's picture

FD, you're funny as hell.  A Marketing guy who tells the truth!  Oh my....are we all "getting religion" these days!

So why do you think your boss is getting the tech erection this time?  Is your competition feigning wild increases in sales because they have all of their new toys?

Ragnarok's picture

I'm starting to realize that the biggest decision I want to make in a day is what goat to kill for super.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

I'm dying to ask a few question here.....but something tells me I'd better not.

Carry on. :>)

Michael's picture

My ultimate dream is to be able to buy an Apple product made in the USA.

TruthInSunshine's picture

Yeah, well, if our 'massers get their way, Americans will be working for a lower wage than Foxconn workers in a decade.

Don't give up the dream.

Bruno the Bear's picture

I had a similar experience - run client server stuff on an iPad.  Have several VMware servers and we fired up Server 2008 Remote Desktop Services and it works - use WYSE Pocket Cloud as the app to interact with RDS.


Plan to move to VMware View when we have time to figure that out.


However, iPads work OK with a virtual desktop.  Only have 50 iPad users though and I have no idea if this approach scales up.  But at least I don't need to replace our enterprise software.


Like not fighting the FED, I have given up fighting people who want to use Apple products.





Sudden Debt's picture

WAW! CHECKED IT OUT AND IS SUPER!! +100000000000000000000000000000000


Can you send me a email on: ?


Maybe we can share some knowledge.

Sudden Debt's picture

WAW man, you rock!

They also work with CITRIX :) I'm so going to score next week :)


4xaddict's picture

They're pretty good running remote desktop software. I use my iPad to trade and also do very processor intensive Adobe design work via log me in and it works great.

Running apps like that locally will give you and the iPads an apoplexy.

Orly's picture

So does USDJPY start to tank in the overnight and drop off after the GDP report?  How do you see it playing out?

Pinkfleud's picture

I'm sure you meant " Appleplexy " lol