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Middlerunning: December 26 (Stories You Probably Aren't Supposed to Read)
- Son of Nigerian banker apparently tries to blow up Delta's EHAM -> KDTW. (419 BLAM?) [reuters]
- Supposed Delta bomber apparently has al Qaeda ties. (Explains why he was going to Detroit) [reuters]
- ...and has been known by U.S. officials as a terrorist associate for two years. (Explains why he was going to Detroit) [AP]
- As they hit 5%, and when they think no one is listening, Freddie whispers that 30-year rates could climb to 6% in 2010. (Rahm: "No big thing. Just sayin' is all.") [reuters]
- Vice President of Finance for Koss apparently embezzled $20 million. (Multi-million dollar clothes and jewelery shopping spree may explain WI retail numbers) [reuters]
- Obama tells Americans to count their blessings. (Actually, we saw that movie already, back when it was called Jimmy Carter) [marketwatch]
- Whole Foods Chairman/CEO to become Whole Foods CEO. (Impartiality partially restored?) [ap/nyt]
- Berkshire employee count 8.6% lighter since last year. (Read: "Buffett downgrades United States") [bloomberg]
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The Delta story has been manufactured from Point A to Z in order to get a more compliant sheeple to pass more laws of control and confiscation. You don't fuck up a mission like that by accident. You specifically fuck up a simple recipe of "mix liquid with powder to go BOOM" so that when you go to the airport you are now subject to mandatory strip-searching.
That's the secret plan here: to gather as many amateur nude pics as possible so Hank Paulson can be the top contributor on his favorite porn site.
After this, the only time I'll ever get into an airplane is to specifically nose-dive it into a government edifice brimming with beauracrats and so-called "elected" officials.
I am Chumbawamba.
"After this, the only time I'll ever get into an airplane is to specifically nose-dive it into a government edifice brimming with beauracrats and so-called "elected" officials."
Chubba... really... I love you but it's BEYOND stupid to be posting crap like this. What's wrong with you?
He's just trying to emerge from his shell Marla,,leave him alone, being that it's the holidays and all....
how do we know he's even a 'he'?! lol!!
thanks Marla, happy new year y'all
Amendment: to #175005
I think it's just a case where thinking people have had enough of this blatant bullshit...I think I understand him..
Al-Qaeda, indeed..
Hey Chumba, by now your name and particulars have been fed into every laptop, desktop, RFID device, blackberry, and supermarket scanner that collectively make up the global information conspiracy, otherwise known as "The Beast."
This line worked for me when I was arrested for trying to register myself with the IRS as a tax-exempt church.
"If all you're going on is my confession, forget it, I'm simply not credible."
LMAO
Mr. Shackleford wins.
Shackleford, your simply incorrigible..
LOL
You are simply going to have to share this story with us :)
I am Chumbawamba.
LOL I got hit by a 5 hack attempts in under a second flurry the other day. Now they know why I have the slowest broadband I can get and I got rid of my fast connection. These guys aren't amateurs using brute dictionary attacks. They are trying to exploit security bugs that they get IBM and Intel and people to "accidently" submit to the repositories.
Lame attempt at humor... Let's look at the real world, someone named Chumbwamba is not going to get on a plane. Far to WASPish for my liking...
"WASPish"...?
WTF is that supposed to mean?!
Marla, thanks for your concern, but I'm really fed up. And I tried to make that as vague as possible without entirely masking my anger.
Let the Revolution start, and let it begin with me.
I am Chumbawamba.
Let it start with you? Well, ok!
...
So what are you doing here posting comments?
I am not chumbawumba.
No matter what your motivation,, spell his fucking name.....
I am fellicitous, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused such pericombobulation.
To Chumbawamba, I offer my most enthusiastic contrafibularities.
I am fellicitous
Your not well-suited for the occasion,
Wow, geopol, you really don't like it when people misspell Chumbuwumbu.
Geopol is to Chumbawamba what Tyler (44) is to Marla
Doesn't take a genius to have two accounts.
Nevertheless, deliberately mis-spelling someone's name is the first step in Alinsky's protocols - mockery.
In all honesty, nicholsond, i really don't give a shit.....But I'm honored to have you link to one of my earier posts outlining the same outrage,I forgot about that one. thanks. :-)
geopol, i think
Have a great New Year...
My parents didn't immigrate to America and leave behind a totalitarian regime just so their kids could grow up to find themselves in one.
This is the part where you stand up and fight or else there won't be any happily ever after.
What's wrong with you people?
I am Chumbawamba.
Chumba:
If you think there's something wrong with us, you're free to get your happy ass on a plane, raft, inner tube whatever the fuck you want and go on back home. We Americans are pretty welcoming, but we don't take well to snot nosed kids whose biggest weapon is smart assed prose telling us we're wrong. I've read your comments for months. I suspect you're 18 years old at most. Go back to wherever you came from if you don't like us. Pronto, por favor.
Either your with us, or your with the terrorists.
The binary psychopathology of 9/11
Pure comedy.
I am Chumbawamba.
chumba
are you 18 years old? just answer the question please...
ve have vays of making you talk. water torture?...
ha ha
Chumbawamba TimeBomb (1994)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvQtMcETc0g
lol...awesome!
actually, I'm kind of wondering about this story myself Marla... earlier in the day there is a similar story about firecrackers going off on a plane, but then it's replaced with a terrorist bombing attempt? Or are the stories separate? just too questionable if you ask me, Obama & the US administration are looking for anything to put in the "win" column, even if the victory is in name alone.
Every time there is a crisis Rahm gets his wings.
Your love is much misplaced.....
His name has been on a list for years.
You don't fuck up a mission like that by accident.
Why Not? We are not exactly probing the pinnacle of Quality Human Resources here are we?
The majority of those muslim terrorist cunts can barely read ONE book; and they spend years in some shitty madrassa to get even to that state of evolution. They never did any cooking themselves either so even following a simple cartoon* recipe is too hard for their pea-sized brains.
*) Oh-Images are Haram - so the goat-shaggers lose here too.
**) The Reward: http://wulffmorgenthaler.dk/strip/2007/09/27
Then please explain 9/11, oh anonymous genius.
I am Chumbawamba.
You don't understand the above Anonymous moron's logic. They're only ignorant C***s when they screw up. If that then logically places the focus back upon the source being homegrown (e.g. 9/11), those same c***s suddenly become crafty, scheming, well-organized evildoers.
Do get with the programme chumbawumba.
All in all, this is yet ANOTHER pathetic, piss-ant example of a terrorist 'attack' (Yeah - make me laugh) by a supposedly organized group that supposedly wants to destroy our financial system so much, they have once AGAIN waited to 'attack' (no stop - pleeeeze my sides hurt) while the Stock market is closed.
How convenient and lucky we are. Give me a fucking break!
I would tend to agree. More over, the USA, meaning the CIA/NSA/DOD/US OIL Corps, and all the other factions, kill around 3,000 people worldwide per month, to keep the US machine alive. Is that a good thing, I would say NO. Does that cause others to hate us, a big YES. Does that cause others to do the above, like trying to blow up a plane, YES!. But more importantly, does it put fear into the sheeple, absolutely! That's just what the corporations, and the military wants. Remember folks, the military is the government. The military controls it all. Not the Financial sector of this country, it's all about the military!
i agree. how in the hell did he get his stuff on board the airplane. right now, obama is pushing congress to extend many of the onerous illegal and unconstitutional parts of that thing they call the homeland security act. what better way to make the pinheads more compliant. what timing. some guy gets on a plane in nigeria and makes it all the way to detroit without being noticed....amazing is all i can say. truely amazing.
thank you Marla
Anytime a person is known to U.S. spook entities he's a PATSY, in this case with an M80 firecracker...Now we can really strip search these idiots...muhahahahahaha..
JR,MsCreant,Gimp, I'm feelin good, man, nightmares can have a lasting effect..
If Al Qaeda is going to do something they're going to do it big. And they're not going to fuck it up in such an amateurish fashion. Whoever put this guy up to this, he was intended to fail.
Occam should've dropped acid.
Al Qaeda doesn't exist chumba, haven't you figured that out yet? who are they really? oh why not ask the CIA or the Mossad.....it is amazing how many times they repeat the same old tired scenerios and the sheep??? oh the sheep, at least most of them still buy into it......but by the grace of Almighty God, just maybe courtesy of this wonderful invention(that was invented to control us i might add) the internet.......information is getting out and being read.
Here we see the oligarchy's intent of employing the benighted ideology of Al-Qaeda to organize the Arab and Islamic worlds for their own destruction. As we will see, neocolonial and neo-imperial powers have always feared secular Arab nationalism of the Nasser type, and have been eager to foment fundamentalist alternatives in the hope of perpetuating backwardness and isolation. The big danger for the US has always been the Arab oil producers would reach their own economic development accords with western Europe, Japan, and the larger third world nations, such as Brazil. Al Qaeda fanaticism makes precisely these types of understandings preventing the forms of cooperation which would do the most to rival the US. The US is the biggest backer of Al Qaeda, in just the same way that the Bank of England, Royal Dutch Shell, the city of London and Wall Street where the biggest boosters of Hitler; if you know that you may face an adversary , the reasoning goes, then try to make sure that the adversary will have a raving, incompetent , fanatical leader who will be structurally incapable of making successful alliances with your other foes..
That's too complicated. Could you please word that down so some of our less literate readers can follow along?
I am Chumbawamba.
OLIGARCHY
government, branches of, phony legitimacy
corrupt private networks
big corporate
lobbies, think tanks, neocons, skulls, cfr
cia, fbi, nsa
private cia praetorian guard, presidents private army
media whores
MOLE NETWORK FILTERING
patsies, scapegoats, dupes
propaganda
war on abstract "on terror" never ending
military industrial complex profit motive
Macro outline of Oligarchy, never ending consolidation of energy resources not belonging to the US encirclement
Systems that never sleeps, and are in a state of a constant creeping coup, insurrection against constitution and law
You'll love this. The new idea of "security" is to turn it into a game. Air traveleers will now have to stay on their toes and be fully alert in order to successfully run the gauntlet of random and "unpredictable" security procedures. It's like Blue's Clues for adults. If you make it through, your reward is that you get to board your plane...after a full cavity search.
The government was vague about the steps it was taking, saying that it wanted the security experience to be “unpredictable” and that passengers would not find the same measures at every airport — a prospect that may upset airlines and travelers alike.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/28/us/28security.html?_r=2&src=twt&twt=ny...
I am Chumbawamba.
An important component of brainwashing is keeping the captive victim uncertain of who they can trust, and what is a correct response. This is very easily done without the least resort to physical violence; the violence is aimed entirely against the proper functioning of the human mind and will. Eventually you break down their normal selective/discriminatory mechanisms so you can replace these with predefined "correct" responses of your own devising. After which the victims act in predictable ways because they have been forced to think in predictable ways. After which they are entirely yours, to do with as you please.
I sense the entire nation is being pre-processed for some purpose, but I can't quite decide what it is.
My instinctive (and predictable) answer is "American-made Fascism" but that seems too pat. Too obvious. Though I suppose it is the failure of the intellectual class that we too early rule out the merely obvious. Perhaps I should re-read Machiavelli.
cougar
“When times are good, you’re going to have more people employed than when times are bad,” Buffett, 79, said this month...
This guy's a proverbial "one eyed man" ...
yeah... that's a "one eye" that you don't want behind you with your pants down.
Ya, You know a women can run a lot faster with her skirt up, than a guy with his pants down..
The one eyed trouser snake is two lapse behind.
Sounds like there's a great story in there somewhere.
You don't remember??
Actually, yes, I do. Thanks for reminding me.
Back in college, I remember seeing some fat chick (and I mean REALLY fat) running, in a skirt up around her waist, away from a guy who was balding, had a really bad mustache and was smoking a cigar, who was chasing after her while his pants were down.
If I remember correctly, several girls were laughing at him, as well. It may have been a little cold that night, but not that cold.
Assault on the Pope by a "mentally disturbed" lady
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/42b56a86-f1a4-11de-bcfc-00144feab49a.html
Assault on Berlusconi by a man with "psychological" problems
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091213/ap_on_re_eu/eu_italy_berlusconi
Phony terrorist plot over Detroit by an educated son of a Banker with links to fictitious Al-Queda. For fucks sakes man.
You forgot about the people getting into the WH "somehow".
Coming Soon To Your Inbox
(ROFL)
Hi, i know this e-mail may come as a surprise to you yet need your assistance and you will be well rewarded. The son of a Nigerian banker tried to blow up Delta's EHAM and left me with $3,000,000. Because I need to move the money to a new account...
The comic ingenuity on this site is limitless..
Dammit!!!!!!!
You beat me to it.
Now that's funny!
LMAO !!!
It is interesting that someone who would (apparently) be on the "no fly list" due to his terrorist connections would be allowed to enter the United States.
Now they want body scan devices.
http://www.freep.com/article/20091226/NEWS05/91226009/1318/Security-expe...
Reminds me of "Total Recall" with Sharon Stone and what's his name,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX9Agzeh-c
there goes the invasion of privacy argument,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMMXO_GmWw0&feature=related
Never mind the privacy invasion, how about the radiation cooking your nuts and ovaries?
Oh, they are "super safe".
They work by beaming electromagnetic waves on to passengers while they stand in a booth. A virtual three-dimensional image is then created from the reflected energy. Ms Barrett said the radiation levels were "super safe".
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8303983.stm
Yep. Remember when they used to tell us fluoride, HFCS and aspartame were OK if not actually good for you?
Yeah, think of the crazy old days when the government purposefully put that fluoride stuff in the water supply.
Wait,... what?
Mandrake, have you ever heard of the fluoridation of water?
OPE
mmm, thalidomide!
Oh good to know, as I've been 'randomly' selected quite a few times. And I don't even have +2s. Good to know my reproductive organs are too fried to bring in more serfs into this world for Lord Blankfein to exploit. Bright side!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plus+2s
interesting timing:
Homeland Security Newswire
TSA Moves to Deploy New Screening Technology
December 15, 2009
TSA says it is moving aggressively to deploy new advanced technology (AT) airport security systems jointly produced by Smiths Detection and Rapiscan; TSA is also kicking off the procurement process for next-generation explosive detection system machines.
The U.S. Transportation Security Administration (TSA) said it is moving ahead steadily with procuring and deploying next-generation airport security technology to screen both checked and carry-on baggage, spurred by $1 billion that was allocated to the agency for aviation security in the $787 billion stimulus passed by the government.
http://www.rapiscansystems.com/inthenews.html
OSI Systems, Inc.(NasdaqGM: OSIS)
The really weird thing is they already have those scanning devices at Schiphol(Amsterdam airport) where he transitted. When I went to Singapore in March I had to stand in it. So I'm guessing it isn't implemented at every gate yet. Guess they'll speed it up now. For our safety of course. Big brother loves us.
Vice President of Finance for Koss apparently embezzled $20 million.
How is it possible for the auditors to miss this amount of money?
"Sachdeva allegedly used company funds to pay down her personal credit card bills, which totaled more than $4.5 million between January 1, 2008 and December 19, 2009, according to a criminal complaint filed by the U.S. Attorney's Office in a Wisconsin federal court."
WTF - How is it possible to get credit card lines for this size?
Black AMEX
Uh, excuse me...
That's African-American AMEX, thank you.
WTF - How is it possible to get credit card lines for this size?
When you're in, you're in like Flynn.
Disclosure--I'm out, out like a trout.
Credit card linked to a credit line at the bank.
Don't worry -- when Buffett starts hiring again, it'll only be overseas.
Then he'll continue to b|tch about the US trade deficit, as he leaves the bulk of his fortune to charities that only benefit non-US peoples across the globe....
Koss firing their Finance VP right before Christmas? Shame on them.
I wonder how big her golden parachute is?
Should we start a pool on where Chumba will be disappeared to?
Indentured TSA agent at Detroit Airport?
You can't catch a ghost.
I am Chumbawamba.
wait... the Freddie spokesman is named 'Crew Cutts'
Who's making this stuff up?
So much for homeland security. He slipped through all the cracks then passengers came to the rescue. This story stinks and the media doesn't clarify anything. Give them a few days and they will come up with a good story. The stewardess asked him what was in his pocket and he said "explosives". Good answer.
All this time I thought the only way people ended up in Detroit was by surviving a plane crash.
well played.
Laugh it up buddy... The economy gets any worse and your town could look like Detroit's post apocalyptic streets. Or.... Maybe our state gov gives Geely 1/2 billion in tax money to build a plant here and we are saved.
Go Niners!
So if houses are like bonds and rates go up from 5 to 6%...another 20% to the downside on housing?
Investigators: Northwest Bomb Plot Planned by al Qaeda in Yemen
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/northwest-bomb-plot-planned-al-qaeda-yemen...
wow...Yemen...where have we heard that name before recently? oh yes...
Obama, Nobel peace prize in hand, bombs Yemen with cruise missiles
http://www.examiner.com/x-31244-Louisville-Public-Policy-Examiner~y2009m...
what a cowinkydink
Buy, buy, buy!
A house before the rate goes to 6%!
Looks like John Mackey is going to have some free time on his hands, which will no doubt be spent leaving messages about Whole Foods' competitors on the Yahoo message boards.
Didn't UBS upgrade all the airline stocks to Super Duper Buy on Wednesday of last week?
I’ve always wondered why those fricken Al-Qaida bombers are so much bent on bombing planes? They must hate those flying things. If they bombed airports they would do much more damage to flying and they would not have to go thru cavity checks (unless they like them). Now those terrorist are equipped with some shitty nail polish or something like that hanging on to their tools and supposedly trying to ignite them with matches or mixing some explosive ingredients in the safety of their flys. It’s funny! They must be stupid, aren’t they?
Just because the owner of Delta Airlines is traced to:
Jaswinder Aroussia Samira Nessiba Fatima Amatallah Mosteghanemi Khalifeh Anabtaw Zaidi Majali Abbasi
Shouldn't alarm anyone
Full Body Scans not only provide an image of the body but more importantly an unique isometric record of that individual. There has been much controversy surrounding this technology that has inhibited its deploymen, that was until yesterday. Given the "escalation" from shoes to underwear full body scans are now the "only" option unless you want TSA personnel grabbing your crotch. The benefit of full body scan is that it will soon be able to process people far more rapidly than the current detectors. In time FBS technology and economies will advance such that it can be deployed at virtually any point of entry to for example the subway, a museum, a department store etc. and when combined with an ever larger isometric database it will enable the authorities to keep us all very very safe.
Make no mistake that yesterday's events are, in terms of monitoring the population far more significant than 9/11.
Agree 100%. Events had nothing to do with terrorism, the guy wanted to be caught and was. Mission accomplished. Roll out the bots.
Thanks for watchin' the ranch Marla, I enjoyed it as always.
They'll have to give white sugar cookie baking norwegian grannies full orifice searches now. Thanx Toby.
I mean, who would wait until the plane is about to land before attempting to "blow it up" ? Hmm, maybe someone who knew it wasnt going to work, and " the plan" was just to create fear and panic.....and presto, new controls. But the poor Nigerian sap didnt know this....just following instructions from the CIA ( ooops, mean Al Queda ) Not that hard to manipulate this entire sequence without any of the "players" being aware they were just puppets.
Bad timing on the airlines call? Maybe not, just think of all that washroom water they wont now have to haul into the skies .....hmmm, but then again, maybe the cleaning and sanitizing bills will soar. Premium rates for "clean" seats??
This Detroit thing is so idiotic and obvious, it's almost funny and pathetic at the same time.
Father of Terror Suspect Reportedly Warned U.S. About Son The alleged father of a Nigerian man charged with trying to blow up a Northwest Airlines plane on Christmas Day reportedly warned the U.S. about his son's fanatical religious views and activities, the New York Post reported.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,581191,00.html
Didn't the Institute warned the Agency about highly likely incidents before 9/11?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/1340698/Israe...
These scripts are getting worse than sitcoms, not that I watch them, just saying. But Google News count is 6,400 news stories already, repeating the same script, that's what matters.
Looks like a cover story to mobilize the security apparatus. Whereabouts of the 4th and 5th Fleets? Anyone? Bueller?
On 9/11, Bush is kept busy fake reading a children's book so that Cheney and the other thugs can assume control. Now they have Brother O in a hula dress whilst Rahm Inmyass plots the next crusade.
Oil futures should flag if anything is afoot.
http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=112830§ionid=351020104
Iran can shut down vital oil route: US Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI)
Fri, 04 Dec 2009 As word spreads of an upcoming Israeli attack on Tehran, the US Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI) confirms that Iran can easily seal off the Strait of Hormuz in the event of war. According to a September assessment, if the United States or Israel decide to bomb Tehran's nuclear sites, Iran's naval modernization and maritime capabilities have reached a point where it can shut down the Strait of Hormuz, through which nearly 40 percent of the world's oil supplies pass.
"if the United States or Israel decide to bomb Tehran's nuclear sites"
LOL, US = Israel, Israel = US. Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn!
Comparison vs. assignment.
"US = Israel". Here you assign the value of Israel to US, which has already been done years ago.
"Israel = US". Here you assign the value of US to Israel, which IMO is just bad math.
I think what you want is a comparison with a boolean outcome which is written ( US == Israel ). True?
World wide financial implosions of this magnitude are always settled with force. Coincidentally, or not, Israel needs to look for it's next stooge after abandoning the UK (King David Hotel bombing) in 1946 which passed the baton onto the US up until 9/11 and now........who knows but my bet is on Australia and it will have nothing to do with military strength.
BTW, why was I junk'd?
Israel is an armed camp of Capital to protect the Middle East oil fields. I'm thinking a variant of The Project for the New American Century: wreck the Middle East oil fields and capture the oil fields in Latin America: Venezuela, Brazil, Mexico. The 4th Fleet would come handy, also those seven US air bases in Colombia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century
Sprott's half a trillion Treasuries may be a piece of the puzzle. In this scenario you want to be long oil, long Treasuries (extreme flight to safety) and short stocks.
BTW, darkpool excellent post also junked, we have gooks inside the perimeter.
I think your wikipedia thing is incomplete. PNAC was enveloped back into http://www.aipac.org where it came from.
Timmay's sulferous minions are afoot tonight...
Junk - it is the new chic.
Was there any funky trading in DAL stock or potions in the last week or so?
It just a matter of time until one of Delta's 65-year-old-ish flight attendants goes rogue and tries to use the airplane oven to take down a flight.
Then they'll only serve cold meals. Assballs.
So 12/25/09 was spoiled.
When's the next try?
In the American Empire, everyday is April Fool's Day.
Who says they need another? The shoe bomber was also from that great patsy school, and everyone has had to take their shoes off since. If this guy pulled a firecracker out of his underwear, well, sorry, but something will have to be done about everyone's private parts.
Anyway, the power elite are going to have to up the oppression to stop folks from fleeing the country with their assets. Part of that will be strict rules about luggage.
I don't know what TSA's budget was but it just got increased. You know what the problem with safety is? You can never get enough.
Whats in your pocket sir?..."5 bucks,some gum,a lighter annnnnnddd...oh yea,,this explosive device that I was able to obtain,sneak on board but am too stupid too detonate,wanna give it a try?..and yes Id love some peanuts!
would you like some popcorn with your coke sir?
One would think that's you'd want a little privacy to ignite your device, no? Restrooms must have been full with mile-highers earning points. Pesky fuckers.
So let me set up my barbecue grill next to me in this empty seat. Pouring the charcoal in, that went smooth. Now a generous amount of lighter fuel. Ok ok, a little more for good measure. And now lets get this part started.
sir, only 1 peanut per customer. Can I interest you in a flotation device for $30? Or some non-functioning headphones for $25? The sound of static is soothing
Someone at Reuters has a sense of humor in the Freddie Mac story?:
"Amy Crews Cutts, deputy chief economist at Freddie Mac"
Then there's the Bank of America banner ad that I was served:
"Thousands of non-profits are severely short of funding during the recession. $200 Million will be a nice start."
Are they trying to get some of that TARP funding back now that the bonuses are out the door?
So much for the year without fear.
Cool guys!~ We're all safe again!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/27/us/27security.html?_r=1
"But several airlines released detailed information about the restrictions, saying that passengers on international flights coming to the United States will apparently have to remain in their seats for the last hour of a flight without any personal items on their laps. It was not clear how often the rule would affect domestic flights."
"In effect, the restrictions mean that passengers on flights of 90 minutes or less would most likely not be able to leave their seats at all, since airlines do not allow passengers to walk around the cabin while a plane is climbing to its cruising altitude."
Phew! I'm glad they're on it.
On a serious note...the government would actually prefer every passenger have a cavity search before they abandon these morally corrupt bullshit hoops. This is void of all intellect and common sense. But god, what can we do? Admit to ourselves, IN PUBLIC, that every single person in the world isn't equally likely to commit a terrorist act and then act accordingly?
NEVER! If we don't have the facade, what is left?
FML.
This give you an idea of the scared to death country we become....the media pumping up the fear and drama factor to the max.
Typical knee-jerk reaction.
So what's next??
After the first Islamonut that figure out to stick the same item up his behind (it is perfectly possible given the size, it's a matter of time someone will try it) will we get a colonoscopy at the gate courtesy of TSA??
i bet they would get free help from some priests, especially the younger travelers. They know about orifices.
"passengers on international flights coming to the United States"
A tiny shrinking moronic minority. Who in their right minds would want to "visit" a fascist prison?
Just get up and go to the bathroom. And defend someone else that does too, especially if it's a pregnant woman or a woman with child. Just disobey the orders from our masters. Flight attendants are not Nazis, they'll let you get up. This charade has gone on long enough. Billions of dollars spent, civil rights destroyed, businesses in terminals reduced to selling water and bubble gum. And what's the result? A private citizen jumps the guy, flight attendants put out the fire and passangers arrest the guy. Where were our protectors? Not fucking there. Another government failure where individuals do what thousands of paid "security" agents could not.
There's still hope. Just ignore the fear mongerring trolls.
THe BS being posted in ZH comments is better left to conspiracy websites, this is supposedly a financial blog trying to gain credibility on fin/econ news/OpEd aggregators like seekingalpha, ffs.
6% mortgage rates would mean no recovery in home prices in 2010.
in 2011, 7% 30fixed rates mean no recovery in home prices in 2011.
etc.
ANyone care to explain this to the 1st time buyers the US Congress and banking class through under the bus to save the US COngress and banking class?
The immediate regret of cash for clunkers suckers was minor compared to the realization of victimhood over the next 2 years through all of the 'bucks for hovels' suckers.
Levittown idealizations and the CIA brainwashing after WWII worked for almost 20 years though, so maybe the 1st and 2nd generation and indigenous underclasses will happily smoke the opium pipe this time.
subtracting $1000/mo per family for Obamacare mandates means what, $80K less house they can afford? Oops?
A 1% rise in mortgage interest rates means a 10% decrease in home prices. So what that really means is another circle jerk of underwater home buyers that thought they bought at the bottom. Rinse, foreclose, repeat.
THe Hare Krishnas might have lost the battles, but they won the war. In the future, everyone at airports will be required to wear Hare Krishna saris or hospital gowns.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life/beauty/Dubai-women-get-facials-m...
Won't it be refreshing....
Nice one
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2009-12-24/bear-stearns-staff-parties-o...
“Given the environment, the firm does not believe it’s appropriate to host or sponsor holiday parties,” Goldman Sachs spokeswoman Gia Moron said.
http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2009/12/flight_253_passenger...
jason bourne wouldn't have flubbed it.
"protecting the american public is our primary concern"... statement from obama. well, you sure didn't protect us from your banking buddies, now did you?
For those of you who do not think this is just a grand Rothschild/CIA/Bilderberger conspiracy, do you think the US was better served handing out $185 billion to AIG, $56.7 billion to Goldman, a few hundred billion to Citi et al.....or would the country have been better spending some of those funds on airport security, port security, etc.?
"Supposed Delta bomber apparently has al Qaeda ties."
Is there ANY terrorist who is NOT a member of [the totally fictitious] Al Qaeda?
His handler gave him the tie for Christmas.
GG, you better get out more. Take yourself a trip through Pakistan, Kashmir, southern Thailand (Jama'ah Islamiyah), Mindinao (abu Sayyaf), and Indonesia. Forget Somalia; they'd skin you alive. The trip (I have done it; I also speak many of the local languages) will open your eyes and probably make you feel a little foolish for writing what you wrote here about al Qaeda. I guarantee you have not been to these places and done any investigation, but instead live your conspiracies from the comfort of your own American home. Easy that way.
So stay holed up in the US, sheltered and ignorant, and continue to grasp whatever conspiracy that strikes your fancy. Go ahead and believe that the only bad people on the face of the Earth are US politicians, bankers, and people related to the Rothschilds. All of those folks in the ME and SAsia and SEAsia are just the salt of the Earth, peaceful as the tropical day is long.
There are two kinds of idiots in the US: those who believe the government is trying to help, and those who believe the government is the source of all things bad. There is a middle ground.
I would be interested to hear real functional aspects of your travels, then generalities of the languages you speak, that are local, what is it about the trip that would open GG's eyes? As it relates to guarantees I'd be a little more careful, as you can get surprised from time to time.
So stay holed up in the US, sheltered and ignorant, and continue to grasp whatever conspiracy that strikes your fancy. Go ahead and believe that the only bad people on the face of the Earth are US politicians, bankers, and people related to the Rothschilds. All of those folks in the ME and SAsia and SEAsia are just the salt of the Earth, peaceful as the tropical day is long.
You get all of the above from what GG said?? I think you are over expanding the pulpit ..
However, as it relates to the various categories of idiots in the US you have vastly underestimated that data-point... Maybe a trip to the US would be appropriate..
Cheers
A few months ago my assignment desk called me out to a bomb scare. The sheriff said an explosive device was thrown into a guys front yard and the bomb squad was responding. I told my manager that meant some kids threw a firecracker into the yard and they now call them explosive devices to justify the millions they spend on equipment and training. I was right, it was an unexploded firecracker, not even an M80. The media reported it as a bomb scare. The government, LE and the media are a joke. I know because I work right in the middle of it all.
Freaking Buffett. Dude's running around saying "buy America," as he's running around "firing America." What a P.O.S.
Okay, but he didn't write the headline, "Buy American. I Am."
It would not surprise me if we find many years from now that he was madoff on steroids
Third Quarter 2009 "Mortgage Metrics
only 781 or less than 1% of HAMP trial period plans have been converted to permanent HAMP modifications
http://tinyurl.com/ye54fle
Here's a story from 12/24 that the oligarchy would probably prefer people not read:
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/ALL-BUSINESS-No-consequences-apf-3762892956.html?x=0&sec=topStories&pos=5&asset=&ccode
As if folks lying about their stated income to secure mortgages wasn't enough...
It's unfair to compare the U.S. to a socialist country. Unfair to socialism, that is.
"From each according to his means, to each according to his need" has been replaced with "From each according to his probity, to each according to his deceit, psychopathy, and general criminality."
"http://finance.yahoo.com/news/ALL-BUSINESS-No-consequences-apf-3762892956.html?x=0&sec=topStories&pos=5&asset=&ccode"
Well, I guess it all depends on what the definition of "income" is, right?
I don't believe in nothin' anymore, I'm going to law school.
I have a sneaking suspicion Al-Kaider, the Dirty Tricks Brigade for Disaster Capitalism, is being run out of an office near the University of Chicago.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shock_Doctrine
(Not that I'm a fan of CFR darling Naomi Klein. I'm not, but this thread made me think of her book. IMHO Al-Kaider's doin' it Chicago Style.)