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Mile-Long Oil Sheen Is Spreading From Burning Oil Platform, Coast Guard Says

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And didn't the government, pardon, CNBC, just promise that all is contained? Thank god they have learned their lesson with BP...or not.

GRAND ISLE, La. — A mile-long sheen is now visible where an
offshore petroleum platform exploded and burned Thursday off Louisiana,
the Coast Guard said.

The Coast Guard said no one was killed in the explosion, which was
spotted by a commercial helicopter flying over the site Thursday morning
at about 9 a.m. CDT.

All 13 people aboard the rig were found floating in the water in
survival gear called "gumby suits", sticking close together, Coast Guard
spokesman Chief Petty Officer John Edwards said.

"These guys had the presence of mind, used their training to get into
those gumby suits before they entered the water. It speaks volumes to
safety training and the importance of it because beyond getting off the
rig there's all the hazards of the water such as hypothermia and things
of that nature," Edwards said.

The platform was in about 340 feet of water, considered shallow water
and far less than the roughly 5,000 feet where BP's well spewed oil and
gas for three months after an April rig explosion.

The crew were rescued from the water by an offshore service vessel,
the Crystal Clear, and taken to a nearby platform, said Coast Guard
Cmdr. Cheri Ben-Eisai.

All were being flown to a hospital in Houma to be checked over.
Ben-Eisai said one person was injured, but the platform's owner,
Houston-based Mariner Energy, Inc., said there were no injuries.

 

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Thu, 09/02/2010 - 14:44 | 560182 cougar_w
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Could you repost a couple here? I'd go over there and read them myself only I break out in a rash and vomit for 3 hours every time I visit that web site.

TIA

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 14:57 | 560231 Hephasteus
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Fox news hives. It's like shingles and red plauge and boils and leprocy all rolled into one.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:05 | 560261 cougar_w
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If you slather on cortisone and bag balm you can handle it. But the oozing for a week gets old.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:08 | 560268 Hephasteus
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I usually just boil my skin off and wrap myself in saran wrap for 14 days till new skin grows.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:22 | 560302 cougar_w
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Ew gross.

Still I might have to try it, I do miss trolling over at FoxSnooz.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:59 | 560411 ColonelCooper
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Give me a minute.  I think I have a picture of that.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 14:43 | 560178 MyKillK
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How convenient that a total flight ban has been placed over the area so no one can actually get some footage of what the hell is going on over there.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 17:09 | 560590 MyKillK
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A photo from the scene has finally been released:

http://imgick.nola.com/home/nola-media/lead/img/tpphotos/photo/-52096042...

Fire appears mostly contained. Thank god. It looks like this won't turn out to be another epic Macondo-sized disaster.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 14:43 | 560180 extona
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Mutant oil eating bacteria are being flown in and dropped over the scene.

We now need a politician to schedule a swim in the waters and declare them safe.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 14:46 | 560190 LePetomane
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I'd settle for dumbass reporter jumping in to scoop the headline, "Oil: Messy."

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 14:44 | 560184 plocequ1
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Oil Spill.... Let's see ...Ctrl+Alt+ 455543A= No more oil spill. Rally on.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 14:48 | 560201 firstdivision
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Augustus & Old_Turk, can you please tell us how the Coast Guard is mis-informing us as there would be no oil on this platform since it is only a production rig.

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Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:50 | 560393 old_turk
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See Jindal post above.

I'd re-post but it's a waste of band width on the illuminati crowd.

 

And remember what my origninal post said ... there will be some spill due to the way production equipment shut down.

Jeez ....

And remember.

[sarc on]

Arguing on the internet is like being in the Special Olympics ... even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Thu, 09/02/2010 - 14:48 | 560203 goldfish1
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DEVELOPING: Now Naples-area water testing shows “chemical compounds that can only come from Corexit 9527″

http://www.floridaoilspilllaw.com/naples-area-water-testing-shows-chemical-compounds-that-can-only-come-from-corexit-9527

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 14:56 | 560232 snakehead
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Dr. Tom Termotto? If anybody would know, it would be Dr. Tom Termotto. Maybe he'll be GW's next expert.

http://www.opednews.com/author/author49908.html

Dr. Tom is an Integrative Health Consultant with Wholistic Health Solutions in Tallahassee, FL. He specializes in holistic health coaching, wellness counseling, and medical/dental consulting and advocacy...Dr. Tom draws from across the spectrum of the alternative and holistic healing arts to include: Ayurveda, Traditional Chinese Medicine, Western Herbalism & Homeopathy, Naturopathy, Kundalini Yoga, Qigong, Medical Astrology, Detoxification Protocols, among many other complementary modalities and therapies.

 


 

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 14:50 | 560210 arnoldsimage
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bp oil made seafood taste better. this oil will make the seafood taste delicioso.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:08 | 560269 cougar_w
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Seafood salad a la Gulf:  lettuce, shrimp from GoM and vinegar. Toss. The oil came with the shrimp.

 

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 14:53 | 560217 Hephasteus
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So i guess we know what happens when you root kit rahm emanual and post a screeny of his desktop on the internet.

 

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 14:54 | 560221 Clayton Bigsby
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I love this - it's not a spill - it's a "sheen"

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 14:55 | 560226 arnoldsimage
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maybe there were 13 "bruthers" on the rig.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 14:59 | 560241 MsCreant
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A glow really...

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:11 | 560276 Hephasteus
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Pregnancy glow from a bright idea to pin responsibility on another oil company?

Can we call the baby Gollum?

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:13 | 560283 AEGeneral
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Is it a rosy glow, or a pinkish hue?

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:09 | 560272 cougar_w
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It's an oil painting.

Sorry, I'll just eat lunch now ... 

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:44 | 560379 Clampit
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Come on now, Martin shouldn't be mixed up with Charlie's hair issues.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:02 | 560248 painequalschange
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deleted - went to wrong place

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:08 | 560267 tahoebumsmith
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No news lately on the DWH relief wells status and now we have another leak? How convienent...This whole incident should be a show in Vegas right along side of David Copperfield.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:15 | 560284 Manny
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So if there are 2 oil spills in the same region which company is then responsible for the cleanup ?

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:41 | 560301 Threeggg
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The price of oil was set to plummet. (based on the fact that there is more oil in storage today than has ever been in history - because of the world economy).

The Arabs are threatening to only accept Gold if the price of oil breaks below a certain price.

BP needs cover for their spill.

Obama said he wants a moritorium so the price of oil can spike. 

The chances of two (oil rigg failures) of these happenings in the same year are astronomical

I "Smell a Rat"

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:58 | 560408 vs an army all alone
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You are excactly right Threeggg!

$ 10/gal bitchez

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:25 | 560311 dan22
Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:30 | 560315 dan22
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 bitchz

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 15:31 | 560340 Ruth
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Let me puke, please!  as i lmao at cougar and ms c....oh and who made that bop again?

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 16:29 | 560496 MsCreant
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Good to see you Ruth!

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 00:26 | 561242 Hephasteus
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It's so nice when Ruth takes time to come around and puke. It's like college all over again.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 16:40 | 560520 Ripped Chunk
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Where is a post from Augie the oil industry TROLL / SHILL ????

I guess it's hard to argue about the truth of a report of oil buring on top of the water in the gulf issued by the Coast Guard ??????

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 16:49 | 560538 MsCreant
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I'm wit choo Chunk. I too noticed that punk ain't on this thread. It wasn't really going well for him on the other threads either (heh heh).

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 17:29 | 560642 Ripped Chunk
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I pretty much carpet bombed every post Augie has done for the past couple of days.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 17:56 | 560687 Theta_Burn
Thu, 09/02/2010 - 18:47 | 560783 gmrpeabody
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Seems it's not a burning oil slick after all, just a bunch of guys in orange gumby suits holdong hands.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 19:04 | 560806 cougar_w
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That was so gay. Thank you. The day is now complete.

Please everyone, let that be the last word.

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 00:27 | 561244 Hephasteus
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gumby ya my lord

goomby ya

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 23:01 | 561154 thesapein
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Saw the same from AP via yahoo:

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/No-sign-of-oil-spill-after-apf-3720163155.html?x=0

Funny how the Coast Guard went from describing the size of the surface spill to saying there was no spill. So then what was that on the surface that looked like oil spreading out for a mile and 100 feet wide? 

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 23:16 | 561176 thesapein
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Did anybody catch this in last year's movie The Knowing? Nicolas Cage is watching a news report about another explosion and fire on a Gulf oil rig in this clip (skip to the end):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocsnIiR7_VY&feature=related

How funny to see in a movie that is about predicting the future, no? Notice in the clip the newscaster says "another" at the beginning of the announcement.

 

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 00:31 | 561249 Hephasteus
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Ya that's funny isn't it. Except for one thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fetuj6nOmIg

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