A Million HFT Algos Suddenly Cry Out In Terror And Are Suddenly Silenced As Citi Announces 1 For 10 Reverse Stock Split

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Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:22 | 1081114 Yen Cross
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FUCK algoes!

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:27 | 1081124 Terminus C
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In Soviet America algoes fuck you.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:42 | 1081165 PhD
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Oh dont worry, you havent been left out. The algo minidick has been ramming your ass for years now. You just havent noticed.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:46 | 1081184 Nobody special
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Its much better than becoming penny stock isn't it?  I'm betting that, within 6 months, we'll see these stocks in the $10 range, which would result in de-listing without the reverse split.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 21:51 | 1084366 living on the edge
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Reverse splits are the kiss of death. Goodbye C (with a new cusip number)


Mon, 03/21/2011 - 13:40 | 1082343 PrDtR
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BRAVO! my friend..

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:23 | 1081115 TradingJoe
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I'd love to short Vikram's sick bank @ 45!

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 10:17 | 1081574 asteroids
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Why not make it 100:1 or 1000:1 and put it into the same league ask BRK.A? Why not to the same for all the other banks and GM too. Let's see how long the market holds up the balloon then. How stupid do they think we are?

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:23 | 1081116 virgilcaine
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No Black Swan at least.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:25 | 1081121 Trillax
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"Citi is a fundamentally different company than it was three years ago,” said Vikram Pandit, Chief Executive Officer of Citigroup."

The corporate caffeteria changed from canola oil to Extra Virgin olive oil?  The mailroom started using eco-friendly post 30% consumer recycled paper? Sorry, don't see the difference.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:53 | 1081208 sharkbait
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That is a good laugh, 'fundamentally different'  what a joke.  Are they making donuts now, selling coffee maybe?

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:54 | 1081211 Yen Cross
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You are getting a bit cocky.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 09:06 | 1081261 LowProfile
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It's now 50% more bubblicious!

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 10:16 | 1081565 GetZeeGold
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That's because it now has electrolytes.




Mon, 03/21/2011 - 15:26 | 1082774 patience...
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No, they are now staying at Holiday Inn.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:27 | 1081122 firstdivision
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This will be an amusing stock to watch for the next few days.  Once it is up about 7%, I might look into shorting the crap out of it.  No more bid/ask IOC to float the price.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:25 | 1081123 Yen Cross
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Shoot those bitch ass bankers that lack skills my way. I'll beat those BITCHES into the turf. They know it's coming

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:31 | 1081133 Hephasteus
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WTF bomb.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:49 | 1081193 Yen Cross
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Get lost!

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:30 | 1081134 cossack55
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Tyler, my hat is off to the whole crew. None better at turning a phrase. 

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:51 | 1081199 Yen Cross
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I doubt you could turn your nuts .

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:33 | 1081140 WhatCouldGoWrong
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May 6th.... Really? What a wonderful way to remember an anniversary.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:35 | 1081144 Eric Cartman
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At least you'll remember it. 

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:35 | 1081145 jesse livermoore
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I love the star wars one liner .....headline..........

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 09:14 | 1081296 Blano
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Yes, kudos.

"You will never find a more retched hive of scum and villany.  We must be cautious."

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:37 | 1081146 MiningJunkie
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Sell FRN's - BUY Citi. Sell CASH. Buy Citi. SELL U.S. dollars. Buy Citi. Jettison all debasement items and buy assets - including Citi.

You are witnessing the final end-game collapse of the U.S. dollar and therefore cannot be short.


Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:36 | 1081149 Id fight Gandhi
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Always dump a reverse split. Almost 90% of the time it falls post split.

Maybe momos and algos are weeping at terminals this morning.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:40 | 1081159 prophet
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When evaluating trading hedge funds one of the red flags for me is when their successful methods require shorter and shorter time frames in order to keep working.  It says to me that the edge they had is fading.  Translating that to the HFT phenomenon and what the future holds for them is intriguing.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:48 | 1081185 Yen Cross
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SO Passe.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 09:58 | 1081487 prophet
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SO Sorry.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:44 | 1081173 Tense INDIAN
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just check marketwatch.com  WHy India is RED when the whole world is green ...heres the reason ...n its simple.



Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:51 | 1081207 Yen Cross
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Ok I'll read it. Took you long enough?

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:45 | 1081178 jkruffin
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Gap it higher and sell all day, the smart money has been bailing out of the ponzi. 

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:49 | 1081180 curbyourrisk
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Gotta love an entry point for shorting........


Just be careful, Ben Bernanke will be obtaining the identifying information for every short trade entrant.  He will personally be coming to you home with 4 goons and will explain to you that there is no need for you to be so un-patriotic and that you must be taught a lesson.  Shorting un-american so they say..... 



Fuck that.....   load up with both fists and watch this mutha fucker burn TWICE.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 09:21 | 1081329 hamurobby
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Just waiting for the s+p to bump the 50 day.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:49 | 1081194 Wakanda
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"...leading to a massive freefall without any of the foreplay."

Making popcorn for the big one.  Too bad about the foreplay though.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:50 | 1081203 Bruce Krasting
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You can't get margin on <$5 stocks. Most big funds don't buy < $5 stocks.

Problem solved.....

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:57 | 1081222 overmedicatedun...
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avoiding delisting is child's play these days of the big moon..not a bullish signal or is it in Ben's mirror..Mirror mirror on the wall who's the greatest ponzi man of all??

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 08:57 | 1081223 iinthesky
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Thats like dressing up a busted fat ugly french whore to look 'like a virgin'

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 09:01 | 1081242 Rogerwilco
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Drives out the riff-raff and makes the counting that much easier when Obama nationalizes their ass later in the year.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 09:03 | 1081251 Seasmoke
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way back in the old days (1999) a reverse split, was a sure sign of the kiss of death......probably not the same in 2011

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 09:05 | 1081268 smlbizman
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i want all fed, state, gm type unions to have their future pensions invested in the following newly not yet created fund, please feel free to help me add the missing companies.

gm, aig, the top 5 big banks, the dollar, treasuries,  u.s. bonds, fannie, freddie, sallie????  

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 09:10 | 1081278 Seasmoke
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Mon, 03/21/2011 - 09:14 | 1081290 apberusdisvet
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"a massive freefall without the foreplay"


All long as we have an orgasm, everything is fine; move on sheeple.  Your wealth will just be placed in more appropriate hands.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 09:26 | 1081350 defn8Dog
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Cramer to sheeple "told you it was going higher."

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 11:12 | 1081809 Rogerwilco
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LOL    +1:10

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 09:27 | 1081361 NumberNone
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Tiffany just reported good numbers.  Everything will be fine. 

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 09:28 | 1081362 rickA
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tyler. just come out already. admit you coded the algos and now feel guilty that they've gotten so out of hand.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 09:53 | 1081459 hettygreen
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Didn't the VIX reverse split before last fall's equity launch? Just about every 2X inverse ETF I follow has split at least once over the last couple of years and the price has always subsequently declined. Seems to me the best possible course of action when this happens is to get out asap or risk substantial losses. Can anyone provide an example of a reverse stock split that has not been the kiss of death?

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 10:10 | 1081530 iinthesky
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I refuse to watch CNBC so what are those idiots saying about all this?

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