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In Soviet America algoes fuck you.
Oh dont worry, you havent been left out. The algo minidick has been ramming your ass for years now. You just havent noticed.
Its much better than becoming penny stock isn't it? I'm betting that, within 6 months, we'll see these stocks in the $10 range, which would result in de-listing without the reverse split.
Reverse splits are the kiss of death. Goodbye C (with a new cusip number)
BRAVO! my friend..
I'd love to short Vikram's sick bank @ 45!
Why not make it 100:1 or 1000:1 and put it into the same league ask BRK.A? Why not to the same for all the other banks and GM too. Let's see how long the market holds up the balloon then. How stupid do they think we are?
No Black Swan at least.
"Citi is a fundamentally different company than it was three years ago,” said Vikram Pandit, Chief Executive Officer of Citigroup."
The corporate caffeteria changed from canola oil to Extra Virgin olive oil? The mailroom started using eco-friendly post 30% consumer recycled paper? Sorry, don't see the difference.
That is a good laugh, 'fundamentally different' what a joke. Are they making donuts now, selling coffee maybe?
You are getting a bit cocky.
It's now 50% more bubblicious!
That's because it now has electrolytes.
No, they are now staying at Holiday Inn.
This will be an amusing stock to watch for the next few days. Once it is up about 7%, I might look into shorting the crap out of it. No more bid/ask IOC to float the price.
Shoot those bitch ass bankers that lack skills my way. I'll beat those BITCHES into the turf. They know it's coming
Tyler, my hat is off to the whole crew. None better at turning a phrase.
I doubt you could turn your nuts .
May 6th.... Really? What a wonderful way to remember an anniversary.
At least you'll remember it.
I love the star wars one liner .....headline..........
"You will never find a more retched hive of scum and villany. We must be cautious."
Sell FRN's - BUY Citi. Sell CASH. Buy Citi. SELL U.S. dollars. Buy Citi. Jettison all debasement items and buy assets - including Citi.
You are witnessing the final end-game collapse of the U.S. dollar and therefore cannot be short.
Always dump a reverse split. Almost 90% of the time it falls post split.
Maybe momos and algos are weeping at terminals this morning.
When evaluating trading hedge funds one of the red flags for me is when their successful methods require shorter and shorter time frames in order to keep working. It says to me that the edge they had is fading. Translating that to the HFT phenomenon and what the future holds for them is intriguing.
just check marketwatch.com WHy India is RED when the whole world is green ...heres the reason ...n its simple.
Ok I'll read it. Took you long enough?
Gap it higher and sell all day, the smart money has been bailing out of the ponzi.
Gotta love an entry point for shorting........
Just be careful, Ben Bernanke will be obtaining the identifying information for every short trade entrant. He will personally be coming to you home with 4 goons and will explain to you that there is no need for you to be so un-patriotic and that you must be taught a lesson. Shorting un-american so they say.....
Fuck that..... load up with both fists and watch this mutha fucker burn TWICE.
Just waiting for the s+p to bump the 50 day.
"...leading to a massive freefall without any of the foreplay."
Making popcorn for the big one. Too bad about the foreplay though.
You can't get margin on <$5 stocks. Most big funds don't buy < $5 stocks.
avoiding delisting is child's play these days of the big moon..not a bullish signal or is it in Ben's mirror..Mirror mirror on the wall who's the greatest ponzi man of all??
Thats like dressing up a busted fat ugly french whore to look 'like a virgin'
Drives out the riff-raff and makes the counting that much easier when Obama nationalizes their ass later in the year.
way back in the old days (1999) a reverse split, was a sure sign of the kiss of death......probably not the same in 2011
i want all fed, state, gm type unions to have their future pensions invested in the following newly not yet created fund, please feel free to help me add the missing companies.
gm, aig, the top 5 big banks, the dollar, treasuries, u.s. bonds, fannie, freddie, sallie????
"a massive freefall without the foreplay"
All long as we have an orgasm, everything is fine; move on sheeple. Your wealth will just be placed in more appropriate hands.
Cramer to sheeple "told you it was going higher."
Tiffany just reported good numbers. Everything will be fine.
tyler. just come out already. admit you coded the algos and now feel guilty that they've gotten so out of hand.
Didn't the VIX reverse split before last fall's equity launch? Just about every 2X inverse ETF I follow has split at least once over the last couple of years and the price has always subsequently declined. Seems to me the best possible course of action when this happens is to get out asap or risk substantial losses. Can anyone provide an example of a reverse stock split that has not been the kiss of death?
I refuse to watch CNBC so what are those idiots saying about all this?
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