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A Modest Proposal: Devaluation AND Price Controls In Venezuela.

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While we at Zero Hedge observe and lament the passage of America from a once great superpower into a second-rate banana republic, on occasion we do witness that rare example, somewhere in the world, of complete and utter political and economic lunacy that inspires us to think, "wow, not even Bernanke could have thought of this... yet. "After devaluing the currency on Friday, Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez "threatened to deploy troops and expropriate businesses that increase their prices." This is just one such example.

“I want the national guard on the streets with the people to fight against speculation,” said Mr Chávez during his weekly television show, Alo Presidente. “Go ahead and speculate if you want, but we will take your business away and give it to the workers, to the people,” he said, stating that there was no reason for businesses to be raising prices.

You read that right: first you destroy the value of goods and services denominated domestically, and then you prohibit supply and demand to intersect under fear of death. This is Henry VIII meets V.I.Ulyanov. We are just waiting to see where Ben Bernanke will get incorporated in this mess. Who benefits from price controls: the oil industry, which if not completely nationalized already, soon will be. It is good to see that Latin America is fully reverting to its wild type Chaotic state. First Argentina fires its central banker for refusing to release funds to avoid bankruptcy, and now this. The US administration can't be far behind.

Here are the blueprints for full economic insanity:

The official value of the dollar, which has remained at 2.15 bolivars since March 2005, will now be fixed at 2.6 bolivars, a rate reserved for the import of essential goods such as food and medicine. 

The “oil dollar”, pegged at 4.3 bolivars, is for non-essential goods, while a third floating rate – what has until now been known as the parallel rate and currently values the dollar at just over 6 bolivars – will be formalised and managed by central bank intervention.

And just to demonstrate how overriding the rules of Econ 101 is actually a brilliant thing in our day and age, "Foreign investors will also welcome the news, with analysts expecting a rally in Venezuelan dollar bonds this week as the government will need to issue less debt to finance its fiscal deficit and control the parallel market rate."

Bottom line: when in doubt destroy the currency. Of course Venezuela is a rank amateur compared to the activity of the Federal Reserve which has a 97 year start, in which time it has accomplished a 97% reduction in the purchase capacity of the greenback. Damn it feels good to be a reserve currency printer.


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Sun, 01/10/2010 - 22:04 | Link to Comment bugs_
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Beware the Invisible


Sun, 01/10/2010 - 22:08 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 01:33 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Lots of hate for the mofo Chavez here in S FL, as many rich Venezuelans have decamped to here.

Looks like Venezuela is going to have to go through the wringer before they revolt or otherwise get rid of him and his system.  Might take awhile though, the Cubans still have not booted "los hermanos Castro" even after 60 years!!!

As they say in Texas: Don't hold your breath, you'll die.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 22:09 | Link to Comment phaesed
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Court Reinstates Fired Central-Bank Chief

So much for Argentina and central bank independence, the fist of the covetous rich tightens.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 22:23 | Link to Comment Mad Max
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This sounds like an exact repeat of Zimbabwe.  No real surprises.  Despotic third-world dictator, falsely claiming to be "for the people," prints money like mad and gets angry when it doesn't work for him.  This is what, chapter 83 in the history of hyperinflation?

What is scary is that various parts of this are easy to imagine in the US, especially since price controls have been tried here before (Nixon's 1970's, FDR/Truman's WWII, and continued by Truman well after WWII ended).

The natural result is obvious: businesses will simply cease operating.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 22:24 | Link to Comment Cursive
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Don't call it a Greenback!  I would rather we still had Greenbacks:

United States Note, also known as a Legal Tender Note, was a type of paper money that was issued from 1862 to 1971 in the U.S. Having been current for over 100 years, they were issued for longer than any other form of U.S. paper money. They were known popularly as "greenbacks" in their day, a name inherited from the Demand Notes that they replaced in 1862. They were called United States Notes by the First Legal Tender Act, which authorized them as a form of fiat currency, but because their value derives from their status as legal tender they bear the inscription "This Note is a Legal Tender" and are often called Legal Tender Notes. They were originally issued directly into circulation by the U.S. Treasury to pay expenses incurred by the Union during the American Civil War. Over the next century, the legislation governing these notes was modified many times and numerous emissions were undertaken by the Treasury.


Both United States Notes and Federal Reserve Notes are parts of the national currency of the United States, and both have been legal tender since the gold recall of 1933. Both have been used in circulation as money in the same way. However, the issuing authority for them came from different statutes.[19] United States Notes were created as fiat currency, in that the government has never categorically guaranteed to redeem them for precious metal - even though at times, such as after the specie resumption of 1879, federal officials were authorized to do so if requested. The difference between a United States Note and a Federal Reserve Note is that a United States Note represented a "bill of credit" and was inserted by the Treasury directly into circulation free of interest. Federal Reserve Notes are backed by debt purchased by the Federal Reserve, and thus generate seigniorage for the Federal Reserve System, which serves as a lending intermediary between the Treasury and the public.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 22:45 | Link to Comment bugs_
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Bluebacks Snake?

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 22:25 | Link to Comment EconomicDisconnect
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These kinds of things deserve more attention.  If devaluation happens it happens overnight not in slow motion so CNBC can warn you.  What a joke fiat has become.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 00:20 | Link to Comment glenlloyd
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I think overnight would be generous, I give it a few hours when it happens.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 22:26 | Link to Comment AN0NYM0US
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 01:48 | Link to Comment MarketTruth
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Needs to be in bold and everyone on ZH needs to realize the USD is on its way to the Money Hole....

As such, ZH'ers better have some...

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 22:36 | Link to Comment Carl Marks
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I have it on good authority that Hugo took this step on the advice of Sean Penn.





















Sun, 01/10/2010 - 22:39 | Link to Comment Ned Zeppelin
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Sun, 01/10/2010 - 22:45 | Link to Comment Edna R. Rider
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Dollar moving its way down again; the Venezuela situation a great wag-the-dog catalyst; lots of excitement in the oil futures tonight.  Shall we say $100 before 1 March and $147 before end of year?  Only something as obvious as this would make the sheeple finally wake up and realize that ONLY the speculators were rewarded during the great panic of 08/09.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 01:22 | Link to Comment Gordon Freeman
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Well, yeah, 'cept...we're the speculators! LOL

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 22:57 | Link to Comment Gimp
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  The onion news site is more real than the real news media or is it all part of the confused, up is down, left is right, AK47 anyone?

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 23:02 | Link to Comment lsbumblebee
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First of all you can thank the CIA and the Rockefeller interests for creating the paradise that is Third World South America. And thank you Financial Times for some truly great hypocrisy. Blame the evil left-wing boogeyman while we here in the civilized states no nothing about price controls, manipulated markets, military force and rigged elections.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 23:14 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 01/11/2010 - 00:22 | Link to Comment lsbumblebee
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Could you please post the source/link to that? if you don't do that some people may think you're just making shit up. Thanks.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 00:50 | Link to Comment i.knoknot
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google kicked up a coupla hits on "joseph maged tailor".

didn't go to snopes...

i like substantiation too. not sure if google qualifies sometimes.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 09:00 | Link to Comment Reductio ad Absurdum
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Normally you can locate any quotation using google. In this case, at the site given by narlah below are a series of optical scans of newspaper pages containing the (incredible) story of the tailor. I guess the scans haven't been digitized anywhere yet so they aren't showing up on google.

Are the scans real? They look real. It's hard to believe that the U.S. got so messed up under FDR that someone could get thrown in jail for charging too little for his services.

One wonders how FDR and his NRA goons would react to the Free Software Foundation?

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 19:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 01/11/2010 - 01:41 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Wow a lot of nuggets Anon 189554.

I doubt that Chavez is a Vampire Squid plant, too mercurial to obey any "masters".

Colombia would kick his ass in a hot war, they are battle-hardened, Venezuela is not.  Bunch of pansies in Venezuela IMHO...   :)

Your points re the oil / drug businesses as well as plots to steal IRA and 401(k) plans by our .gov pals are very plausible.  I pulled my dough from my ex-IRA in 2008.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 09:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 01/10/2010 - 23:59 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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So this is what happened because Hugo Chavez nationalized the oil companies?  Ouch.  Time to get out the popcorn.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 00:57 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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Mainly it happened because Chavez is a lunatic.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 01:28 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Chavez is the best example of a buffoon who is both dangerous and crafty all at the same time.  He does have competition though: Evo Morales (Bolivia), Rafael Correa (Ecuador, "un charlatan agitado" -- Jaime Bayly), Kirchner (Argentina), Daniel Ortega (yes, again, Nicaragua), and others...

I hope that Lat Am can get over its romance/curse of dancing with stupid & thieving socialists.  Ohh!  I hope we do too!  Enough already...

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 03:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 01:24 | Link to Comment Gordon Freeman
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Wow, this is wild, wacky stuff...;-)  This could be some week...

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 01:56 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 03:50 | Link to Comment Shortbus Bully
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...I think you missed the point.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 11:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:41 | Link to Comment Lndmvr
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Can one explain to me the difference between a 1st class banana republic, 2nd class banana republic and a 3rd class banana republic?

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 13:45 | Link to Comment viahj
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the average age of the automobiles that the masses drive

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