Moody's Downgrades A Village In New York As America Retains Its AAA Rating

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traderjoe's picture

Wake me when they do a wholesale 3 notch downgrade of the entire GO muni market - bitchez!

CPL's picture



Word up wegro.

Ragnarok's picture

It would be something out of Monty Python if this village of 14000 brings all of Western Civilization down with it. LOL....

Ragnar D's picture

It'll be this village, a few hundred others, a certain Crook County Illinois, Detroit, half of California, the entire state of New Jersey, etc.


Death by a thousand deadbeat moochers.

CPL's picture

Kissed to death by a million's facinating and horrific at the same time.

Wheatman's picture

Moodys, a bunch of retarded morons. The USA is bankrupt. Period. Yet these morons are paid to shut up. Can't wait for the Bond collapse of 2012.

NOTW777's picture

they need to downgrade geithners lying ability. still trash talking and laughably talking about the "recovery"

Hephasteus's picture

The new village attack.

The Downgrade.

Don't make me send in the village dissers. Cause dey gonna dis you hard.

pigpen's picture

The Mouse That Roared II - small village in NY takes down the world. Who will play Peter Sellers?

LoneStarHog's picture

It Takes A Village -- Hillary Clinton

Sudden Debt's picture

downgrading the US would be like spitting in the face of a loon on steroids with a loaded gun

molecool's picture

You have to admit - it does sound entertaining though. Reality show?

mtomato2's picture

What's a small, aquatic waterfowl doing with a gun?

How does he hold it?

Spalding_Smailes's picture

Has moody looked at our books here in Illinois .... We privatized the parking meters to the tune of $1.15 billion that money is gone in like a year but they signed a 75 year contract, oh well.

I think we need something like for 5 billion... What is our rating outlook ?

digitalhermit's picture

On the brighter side - maybe getting raped at the parking meters will encourage Chicagoans to use their cars less frequently and stay off the city streets, easing congestion just a tad.

Ragnar D's picture

And sending them onto public transportation, where even after the Feds pay for all capital spending (~50% of costs), the operating costs alone are $7-8 per train ride, $10-12 per bus ride, and they're charging $2, unless you're part of a vote-buying free ride program.

orangedrinkandchips's picture

I got it! have those dumb fucks who ALLOWED their elected officals to run up the debt all pitch in 600 bucks a piece and youre outta trouble.

It reminds me of that article from Bell, CA which is about the size of this village and they pay the HNIC 750k/yr. and their very own chief Wigam a cool 457k/yr. Ok, so they split, whootie shit, they still get a pension the size of their salaries!

Lastly, Tyler, you KNOW full well the Moody's people are filling their hard drives with PORN. And when that 2TB is done, move onto DVDs- they hold more than CDs.....

"when the music's over turn out the lights!"


Hang The Fed's picture

No,'s totally fine!  No one in the good ol' boys club of the federal government lives there, so Moody's can hack away as they please without having to worry about making any of their front-men look bad.

As long as it's just Joe Regular taking it in the ass, it's not a real problem.

aurum's picture

how can any of us continue to pursue "honest" work in the financial markets?..i think i am through (other than taking care of the family and my own personal investments)...its just sickening anymore...i seriously think i am going to leave this all behind and pursue some truth in my career...fuck em all...

Spalding_Smailes's picture

Do not forget Obama is coming on tonight, all problems solved ...

unwashedmass's picture


ah, so this is what they are working on now when they aren't watching porn~

unwashedmass's picture


ah, so this is what they are working on now when they aren't watching porn~

T Rex's picture

It will be easier if they do the states in alphabetical order.

Spalding_Smailes's picture





Looting Main Street

If you want to know what life in the Third World is like, just ask Lisa Pack, an administrative assistant who works in the roads and transportation department in Jefferson County, Alabama. Pack got rudely introduced to life in post-crisis America last August, when word came down that she and 1,000 of her fellow public employees would have to take a little unpaid vacation for a while. The county, it turned out, was more than $5 billion in debt — meaning that courthouses, jails and sheriff's precincts had to be closed so that Wall Street banks could be paid.

As public services in and around Birmingham were stripped to the bone, Pack struggled to support her family on a weekly unemployment check of $260. Nearly a fourth of that went to pay for her health insurance, which the county no longer covered. She also fielded calls from laid-off co-workers who had it even tougher. "I'd be on the phone sometimes until two in the morning," she says. "I had to talk more than one person out of suicide. For some of the men supporting families, it was so hard — foreclosure, bankruptcy. I'd go to bed at night, and I'd be in tears."

Homes stood empty, businesses were boarded up, and parts of already-blighted Birmingham began to take on the feel of a ghost town. There were also a few bills that were unique to the area — like the $64 sewer bill that Pack and her family paid each month. "Yeah, it went up about 400 percent just over the past few years," she says.

The sewer bill, in fact, is what cost Pack and her co-workers their jobs. In 1996, the average monthly sewer bill for a family of four in Birmingham was only $14.71 — but that was before the county decided to build an elaborate new sewer system with the help of out-of-state financial wizards with names like Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan Chase. The result was a monstrous pile of borrowed money that the county used to build, in essence, the world's grandest toilet — "the Taj Mahal of sewer-treatment plants" is how one county worker put it. What happened here in Jefferson County would turn out to be the perfect metaphor for the peculiar alchemy of modern oligarchical capitalism: A mob of corrupt local officials and morally absent financiers got together to build a giant device that converted human shit into billions of dollars of profit for Wall Street — and misery for people like Lisa Pack.

Vampyroteuthis infernalis's picture

Bankruptcy would be the answer. Tell the banksters to f*ck off!

Bartanist's picture

The kid down the street has a lemonade stand that Moody's can rate. It is about the only thing they can do without perjuring themselves or causing people unjustified harm.

newstreet's picture

I know Johnson City - the home of the square deal.

The police and firefighters make a fortune there.  It's big news in the local paper.

cougar_w's picture

They are starting small. If this works out, they'll tackle something larger like a state capital, then maybe one of the fly-over states to see how things scale. At the end of all this they take on the real target of all this; your mom.


Paper CRUSHer's picture

This 'Village of the Damned' aint gonna cause shit to happen.Just another small hicktown. The inhabitants of this small village shouldn't let this downgrade get to them.After all,the sewer is self supporting and plus no exposure to derivatives, what more could ya ask for.

Just make damn sure that sewer remains operational folks ya hear.

merehuman's picture

All indoor toilets will be pay toilets. Bullish!

puckles's picture

No kidding, that's exactly what the State of Maryland (where I unhappily reside) did--see's expose today on oddball taxes you may be paying...the "flush" tax...

Village Idiot's picture

Bound to be some crack about a village idiot so let me just get out in front here...

Dismal Scientist's picture

Dubya was once referred to as 'Global Village Idiot'. Nothing left to aspire to after that.

Village Idiot's picture

That's what I get for thinking small.  I coulda been a contenda...

Hephasteus's picture

That's the problem with globalism. It's run by every village idiot on the planet. Hasn't nigel tought you anything.

Jake Lamotta's picture

With your criticism, all you idiots are literally missing this rally!  Bunch of bozos...

Village Idiot's picture

"With your criticism, all you idiots are literally missing this rally!  Bunch of bozos..."


Even the great jake Lamotta wasn't to be trusted...


LaMotta, who compiled a record of 83 wins, 19 losses and four draws with 30 wins by way of knockout, was the first man to beat Sugar Ray Robinson,[1] knocking him down in the first round of their first fight and then outpointing him over the course of 10 rounds during the second fight of their legendary six-bout rivalry.

On 14 November 1947, LaMotta was knocked out in four rounds by Billy Fox.[1] Suspecting the fight was fixed, the New York State Athletic Commission withheld purses for the fight and suspended LaMotta. The fight with Fox would come back to haunt LaMotta later in life, during a hearing with the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

In his testimony and in his later book, LaMotta admitted to throwing the fight in order to gain favor with the Mafia. All involved agreed the fix was obvious and their staging inept. As LaMotta wrote,

The first round, a couple of belts to his head, and I see a glassy look coming over his eyes. Jesus Christ, a couple of jabs and he's going to fall down? I began to panic a little. I was supposed to be throwing a fight to this guy, and it looked like I was going to end up holding him on his feet ... By [the fourth round], if there was anybody in the Garden who didn't know what was happening, he must have been dead drunk."[3]

The thrown fight and a payment of $20,000 to the Mafia got LaMotta his title bout against Marcel Cerdan.[4]

RobotTrader's picture

Meanwhile, California Munis are launching to fresh, new, world record highs....

Looks like "Paper" has trumped "Things" as the go to investment of the decade..


puckles's picture

Until, that is, they all implode.  Funny thing, today's WSJ had quite a writeup on a little town in PA of only 47,000 souls.  Harrisburg, to be exact, and they just defaulted on a $3.29 million bond payment. A mere bagatelle, one might argue, considering the fact that the previous Mayor bought "...$7.8 million in artifacts for a Wild West Museum that never happened."  The article further related that 28% of the residents were below the federal poverty level, although no retrogression to 2009 (the previous Mayor) was offered; one doubts it has changed much--this is the Rust Belt, after all.

These facts are symptomatic of an epochal burst bubble.  Forget that they were rolling from one Fed-induced item into another; the net effect is far larger.  Who in his wildest--and thoroughly broke-imagination would have thought in 1980 that some already dead, and becoming deader, little community in PA would ever have been afforded such luxurious credit?  Only an utter maniac.  

But a mania it has been, and the correction will be equally epochal, I very much fear. Some Elliott Wave people have been likening this bubble burst to the end of the South Sea Bubble, which featured similar idiocies.  That decline lasted around 70 years, and birthed both the American (Conservative) Revolution, and the French (Radical) Revolution; both were based on Enlightenment writings, yet with radically different readings.  Both of these revolutions have been credited (or blamed) over time with the writings of Marx and Engels, the Revolutions of 1848, the Wars of Italian Liberation, and the Marxist Coup of 1917 in Russia, over the Mensheviks.  God help us if we are to enter another such period.

JohnKing's picture

Johnson City has a pretty cool history. It was really an experiment in welfare capitalism.


Endicott-Johnson Co. & The Square Deal

In 1899, Johnson became co-owner of the business, which was renamed the Endicott-Johnson Co. Under his presidency, the company grew to eight factories in Broome County, New York, employing about 10,000. Endicott-Johnson was the first company in the shoe industry to introduce the 8-hour workday, 40-hour workweek, and comprehensive medical care. Despite paying some of the highest wages in the industry, Endicott-Johnson was consistently profitable.


Until he died in 1948, Johnson saw to it that Endicott-Johnson employees received a range of benefits that were not typically offered by most employers at the time. He valued his employees and had the company build high quality homes for them (which the employees could buy for rates as low as $7 per week, with an interest rate of only 1 percent). The company also created parks (containing swimming pools and carousels that anyone could ride for free), medical facilities, restaurants, libraries, and recreational facilities—all designed to provide high quality goods and services to the employees for free or at a low cost.


The community of Lestershire was renamed Johnson City, New York in 1916 in honor of Johnson, and Endicott-Johnson workers built two arches over the area’s main road in the early ’20s, one at the entrance to Johnson City and the other in Endicott, New York stating that they were the gateways to the "Square Deal Towns". Endicott-Johnson would become the largest manufacturer of footwear in the United States, employing 24,000 workers at its peak.

All gone now, bye bye. The "capitalist" no longer contributes.

trav7777's picture

so how long before every city and state in the US is downgraded several notches but the "US" keeps AAA?

CPL's picture

Like sucking the jelly out of a donut and selling it as a jelly donut.

Serenity Now's picture

"If you want to know what life in the Third World is like, just ask Lisa Pack, an administrative assistant who works in the roads and transportation department in Jefferson County, Alabama."


Third world countries don't have sewers, health insurance, nice suburbs, or bankruptcy, but the article got the 'corrupt officials' part right.  I'm sure we can take care of the rest with all our leaders making the right decisions.  Third world, here we come.

Azannoth's picture

Somewhere in America a Village is missing it's AAA rating lol