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More Child Abuse Heaped On Zero Intelligence

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I was interrupted from peacefully watching a financial news station (Bloomberg TV lest there be some confusion) when I got this email: "the sweaty, drunk guy on CNBC is bashing you again." Curious, I decided to investigate. Not surprisingly some more ad pseudonymem amusement ensued:

 

It's funny one should mention "allegedly factual", because ironically the last time a CNBC talking head attacked Zero Intelligence, the whole ploy was scripted from the beginning to boost CNBC's traffic and viewership (we have yet to see June's Nielsen ratings for the outcome: we will promptly provide that once available).

As to the BS that blogs like Zero Intelligence spread, it is all based on linked and referenced facts (yes, that's what those graphs and hyperlinks in the posts are for, click them, you may be surprised what you find). Charlie, here is a primer on how blogging works (and no Steve, it is called blogging, and not reporting, just because of the following) - it is feedback driven: if a blog does provide false and misleading data it is always called upon it, and people lose interest. Simple as that. And, as I retorted to your less than primetime spot colleague Dennis Kneale, in blogging the content is king, not the messenger. To wit:

"Zero Hedge is not about personalities, goatees or glasses - it is about
ideas, facts and opinions. People come to Zero Hedge not because of my
chiseled washboard abs, but because they appreciate my insight into
things financial and economic. My personality is not relevant when
discussing critical concepts. Who knows - maybe I do not care for being
recognized while having dinner at Campagnola."

Oh, and here is our manifesto. Check it out some time.

But Charlie does make a good point: people do in fact get a lot of their information from the Internet. More and more in fact. And the reason is because they now openly mistrust organizations which have massive reporting conflicts of interest, compliments of their highly troubled parent companies, whose well being (and by extension, the paychecks of said TV pundits) depend on the perpetuation of the confidence and economic soundness fallacy.

Furthermore, Zero Intelligence is not an investment advisor, nor does it promote any securities. If we did, we would disclose it. Just like you should disclose at the beginning of every segment that CNBC is a direct subsidiary of GE which is a recipient of over $51 billion in taxpayer cash via the FDIC's TLGP (see the link to the left? click on it). Having your interns actually perform some diligence before that 2 minute soundbite "exclusive" is a great way to spend some of that $51 billion. Try it out.

Nonetheless, Zero Intelligence completely agrees with Charlie that those seeking important, critical, and relevant information should absolutely go to openly satirical websites such as Dealbreaker and Clusterstock. After all, CNBC knows a thing or two about truth and satire.

In the meantime, please forgive us Charlie and Steve if in our pursuit of the definition of reporting, we stumble upon some other peculiarities about potential conflicts of interest that may or may not involve CNBC pundits.

In conclusion, while we realize that we could never do as good a job as Charlie has done promoting us, Zero Intelligence is in the process of submitting an RFP for purchasing 5 hours of 18,000 subsecond ad blocks on CNBC, to be interspersed within the Power Lunch segment. We will advise readers on the outcome. Perhaps we can all split the cost as ironically Zero Intelligence has no external (and definitely no taxpayer subsidized) funding, aside from our recurring readers consistently finding interesting content on our pages.




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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:22 | Link to Comment erich
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Charlie is an attractive man!  At one time he was an interesting read!

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:24 | Link to Comment Gobsmacked
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haha - nice.  Oh and nice edit job (i just noticed) on the name above...

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:26 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:26 | Link to Comment Stuart
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Charlie jumped the shark a LOOOONNNGGGGG time ago...  now he's not much more than a paid bitch.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:31 | Link to Comment spekulatn
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Once again TD,  well done. 

 

"MARK IT ZERO, DUDE" 

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:30 | Link to Comment Milton
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Who was that old queen on CNBC that just called tyler a tickity-tacky super tranny hot mess that is not apologizing for it?

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:30 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:34 | Link to Comment spekulatn
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Nailed it , anon.


Thu, 07/23/2009 - 17:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:27 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:39 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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You don't have to trust anyone per se. It pays, however, to pay attention to everything. It's like the scientific method; tell us what you got, give us the source references, we can verify the details. If it's good, it stands. Move forward one step. Repeat. This is how you build a model of the universe that anyone CAN trust.

So... what alternative is there to that? None alternative, I submit.

cougar    <-- mad scientist

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:55 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 17:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 18:00 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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I have no answer for you that would satisfy you. Someone else might try.

But let me try this: I think you have asked the wrong question. The better question might have been this...

With things both coming unwound in horrific ways, and governments and institutions working madly -- even randomly --  to keep the economy from falling apart, are there ANY rules for investment or ANY valid indicators left? Is trading-on-value completely dead for X number of years going forward?

Here I think I will hazard a guess: No, and probably.

cougar

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 06:39 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:32 | Link to Comment Danz Gambit
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GE is just one more relic from the past, teetering on three legs, waiting for the inevitable crash to the bottom

I for one, will dance a jig on the day Zero Intelligence (that's where I get my news these days) announces General Electric has filed for BK, and is being traded on the pink sheets

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:32 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 18:40 | Link to Comment whacked
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The problem is that Charile would most probably enjoy it. Needless to say I pity Marla in that situation, as not only would she lose her shoe, but her dignity.

His perception of his own self worth is from the fact that he is actually in the media and he thinks that he is performing a service. Pity it is only an attempt to impress those with the money.

No job at GS for a PR person Charlie, so try and keep your current job.

 

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:33 | Link to Comment DebtorShredder
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You should have asked Charlie about his greatest hits collection:

http://gawker.com/5235998/cnbc-the-movie/gallery/#

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 18:44 | Link to Comment whacked
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Charlie that was so ..... zen like ....

 

"I don't have what I got?????"

 

Is this trying to impart to the public that you do not have a personality?

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:36 | Link to Comment economessed
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All this attention those dramatic thespians pay this site is taking vital time away from their job of carrying someone else's water.

Each minute devoted to the common folk who trade their ideas here takes away from the serious business of educating the rest of the world about what they should be hearing.

Now shut the hell up and tell us how much better everything is getting!

 

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 21:25 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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right - and all the time everyone here is hopping up and down on GE's punching bag is taking ZH off the ball

 

stay sharp Tyler - don't pander too much..  they might show you their chin to open you up for an uppercut

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Danz Gambit
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The Most Important Film Scene Ever? My money's still on this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMBZDwf9dok

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 17:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/24/2009 - 01:41 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:37 | Link to Comment Dixie Normous
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Charlie just looked up "opining"

Michele Caruso Cablahblah looks like Gerard Depardieu in Cyrano de Bergerac.

That other cow Sue Herrara walks the streets for money (short money mind you)


Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:37 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Pardon me, I cannot but believe that Charlie fellow is some sort of resturant critic, or something along those lines...  Or his he the maître d'  of CNBC employees and their contacts within the world as it is known to them?  Am I mistaken?  Anyone?

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:38 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:42 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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epic funny. lolz

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 20:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:41 | Link to Comment Moe Speeks
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Charlie is a sell-out 

I have documented proof

http://moespeeks.blogspot.com/2009/07/charley-gasparino-get-put-thru-bul...

I know, I know, more shameless plugging by Moe Speeks

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:41 | Link to Comment assumptionblindness
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I used to watch CNBC for the news then I watched for the 'expert' opinion and analysis then I watched for the corporate propoganda so I could front-run the sheeple...today I learn about rabid-cross-dressing-mornoic-bloggers?  I laughed so hard that sprayed beer through my nose onto the television...now I don't watch TV anymore :-(  

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:42 | Link to Comment Dont Taze Me Bro
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I've learned more about current affairs in the last 3 weeks of following this blog than I would have ever had by watching one year of CNBC. ZH rocks!

On a side note, why do you want to purchase ad time on CNBC? Why give them extra profits? Boycott the bastards!

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:47 | Link to Comment jym
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notice he said "18,000 subsecond ad blocks"

 

 

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:15 | Link to Comment Dont Taze Me Bro
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hehe, my bad. Missed the humor :)

 

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Anal_yst
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Dude, have you ever seen Fight Club?

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:43 | Link to Comment luster
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TD should take this abuse as a compliment. If his analysis of HFT and other topics wasn't spot-on, GS's CNBC goons would not even bother to mention Zero Hedge.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:52 | Link to Comment D.O.D.
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I'm starting to wonder if CG is not in actuallity TD...this of course would be the ultimatte ultimate in cross polinization, TD being the Batman, GC being Bruce Wayne..hmmmmm

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:33 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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Now THAT would be funny. Course TD would be more of a Santelli i think....

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 20:26 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:58 | Link to Comment D.O.D.
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You should watch idiocracy to see the future of what we are now in the fledgling stages of; The dumbing down of the American population. 

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 17:21 | Link to Comment silencedogood
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Anon,

I wonder what aliases you are referring too?

-Silence

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 18:32 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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"Publius" used by Hamilton, Madison, and John Jay when writing "The Federalist Papers"?

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:47 | Link to Comment svendthrift
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Tyler, why not ignore them. Pose a 'financial blog' challange and see which of your "blogging" peers will agree. Under no circumstances will CNBC be mentioned. Any video necessary can come from Bloomberg. Use your numbers for your advantage.

 

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:35 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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I been listening to more Rage lately....their music makes a hell of a lot more sense now.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 17:36 | Link to Comment dnarby
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BOY, wouldn't it be nice if those turned into famous last words...

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 18:07 | Link to Comment Milton
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Oh yeah baby, penetrating the 9,000, going deeper and deeper in positive territory baby, oh yeah, feel that short squeeze baby, oh yeah baby it's way too big to fail, baby.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Dixie Normous
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Futures off almost 4 points from highs!!!!!

 

Armageddon!!!

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:48 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Dixie Normous
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I heard her

This is the same woman who was almost crying on air in March when the market was tanking.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:51 | Link to Comment Ben_the_Bald
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I read here that this site's policy dismisses disclosure. Would you really disclose your positions? Then change your policy.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 17:58 | Link to Comment Ben_the_Bald
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OK, so at least one of you wants to go the "junk" route with me again. Fine, but re-read the site's policy here:

 

http://www.zerohedge.com/content/zero-hedge-conflictsfull-disclosure-policy

 

And the comments by Marla are quite interesting.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 18:34 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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We think disclosure is bunk.  That won't stop us from doing it occasionally (especially for humor's sake).  But depending on our disclosures as some measure of "unbiasness" or whatever is dense.  Read at your own risk.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 20:32 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:00 | Link to Comment Dont Taze Me Bro
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Exactly!

These guys silence their critics via character assassination, and not having an identifiable character to destroy is very frustrating for them.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:37 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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Agreed. All their normal response tactics are useless and they are flustered. Theyve reverted back to junior high school name calling. I love it.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:55 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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"A great idea" is sometimes all you need to move things. Hitch it up to an honest assessment of reality, and you can get traction.

With traction... you pull. Hard.

The MSM is not interested in anyone pulling very hard on the curtain. There is nothing behind the curtain; empty suits and evaporated morality. Dust and funeral wrappings. They are dead.

Time to pull.

cougar

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:53 | Link to Comment economicmorphine
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Old media people will never get it.  When the last viewer shuts the channel off, they still won't get it.  They will never get it.  Next.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:01 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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Blinded by their own self importance.

 

Truly delusional....

 

Their arrogance is a good fit with the pigmen they so closely associate with and provide a stage.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:58 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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Well said. It's media conglomerate kabuki theater. These players are the same faces behind different masks.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:57 | Link to Comment chindit13
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Charlie, I know you are reading this.  First, let me say your rant today was less a rant than an admission.  It was also somewhat even handed.  Kudos.  And it is an admission that the internet, in all its forms is replacing MSM as a source of news. 

Humor us, Charlie.  Randomly pick out ten or twenty ZH articles from the past several months.  Sure, you will find some fluff here and there.  TD aims to entertain from time to time.  Nothing wrong with that.  (Your network, after all, pandered to the prurient with your recent Porn Special, so you are hardly in a position to criticize.)

 

On the other hand, what you will find in terms of variety and depth on ZH is top notch.  If you have any sense, and I think you do, you will see that it dwarfs anything your network carries.  Admittedly your audience---those with the sound on---are not well versed in the inner workings of finance or markets (which explains why Cramer has any audience at all), and even Rick Santelli (a knowledgable man) blows stuff over their heads and forces your producers to shut off his mike (FYI, most trading floors only turn on the sound when Santelli or Faber come on).

 

Admit, too, Charlie, that most every show and segment on CNBC is fluff, and regularly deteriorates into a screamfest.  Perhaps GE calls that entertainment.  Perhaps that will help taxpayer-saved GE from going deeper into the public trough, since Jerry Springer---of which CNBC most resembles---can lure advertisers with cacophany and inane dribble.

 

And Charlie, look around the office.  Do you really think any of your colleagues (save for Faber and Santelli) know a thing about finance or the markets or economics or journalism of the old school variety?  Even Bartiromo is a poser.  If you're honest, Charlie, you'll admit not a one of them could last a semester in Harvard Business School, and even less time on the desk of a major IB or hedge fund.  Be honest.  To a person they're all fluff, albeit with pumped up egos.  Behold Ozymandias! 

 

Come over to the dark side, Charlie.  Get a tip or two from Tyler and run with it.  Bring what you uncover to the masses.  You're enough of a bulldog to do it, even if your network will discourage you.  Win a Peabody so you can sit proudly and as an equal with Faber.  Leave the skirts and the empty suits who people your office in the dust.

 

Cowboy up Charlie.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:53 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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Charlie will not respond to you. You left your name. He will find an Anon comment calling him a drunk or Michelle a man and resopnd to that one on air calling them anonymous cowards spewing no facts etc etc etc.

 

Even tho my "fake name" doesnt not say Brian J Davis from Venice Beach, CA on it...a simple google search on it will tell you that. So naturally he wont respond to me either. His job is to entertain. Thats it.

 

Charlie....If GS had their own financial TV network would you watch it and  trust it?  GE is just another big financial conglomerate....yet you want us to trust your reporting? Cmon dude think about that for a second. Even if you were competent, your platform has its own agenda.  Youre just an entertainer, accept it.

 

.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 17:38 | Link to Comment dnarby
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+5

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 15:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:04 | Link to Comment jym
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I've been reading for months and I never read a piece that directly lead me to buy or sell anything.

That's clearly not the goal of this site. It's to open people's eyes to just how manipulated this market is and really the economy as a whole outside the market too. Since about April or so it just seemed off. We kept going higher when we shouldnt have and this site helped validate a lot of my suspicions.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:11 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Between The Administration, Mel Simon, and Jeff Immelt, there is Zero opposition/dissention allowed.

 

Time to grab some more SPG and GE puts, I sense.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 17:56 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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As long is Immelt is running things, I'll consider sub-zero.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:05 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:55 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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Good point. Charlie, you created Tyler in a way.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:10 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 17:40 | Link to Comment dnarby
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Obvious, overlooked...  Brilliant.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Hondo
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So Charlie-Bonehead thinks just because we can see his babbling face it should give him credibility.  What a complete moron!!  He just doesn't get it.......or course that's why he's a moron!! 

There are so many quality sites on the internet where you can get analysis and information (unfiltered) that quite frankly......the likes of CNBC and Charlie -Bonehead are not needed.......actually they are detrimental to your portfolio.

 

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:16 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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The OhMeOhMy guy above just posted the info.  Why?  We can only surmise.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:23 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:39 | Link to Comment Danz Gambit
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Yes, anon needs to explain that statement - or remove it.

 

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:56 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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junk tags work

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:41 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/24/2009 - 15:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 17:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 17:28 | Link to Comment Danz Gambit
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Your reply shows zero intelligence.

 

I'm not a fan of the junk flags, as deleting comments seems an attack on the freedom of speech. Although I believe you to be an idiot, I defend your right to prove it with your keyboard.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 17:33 | Link to Comment Dixie Normous
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Are you loading up on aluminum down here?  Your demand for hats and wall covering must be huge.

To reiterate what others have said, blogs are places where an individual can get a different opinions outside the MSM and then make their own judgements.

Anyone who trades off anything anyone else says is fool and should invest in mutual funds.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 17:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Optimystic
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Will we be able to get some ZI gear soon?

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:20 | Link to Comment jortex
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Charlie's self importance because he can finally hang out in Elaine's and be recognized which makes him oh so much better than a blogger that freely gives out relevent market facts is laughable. They really do not get that so many Wall street professionals as well as middle americans are frustrated beyond belief with what they call reporting. Time to sober up and smell the coffee Charlie.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:31 | Link to Comment jym
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Maybe Tyler can be our Ghandi

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:39 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:30 | Link to Comment Gick
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Now that you have their attention, go at them twice as hard.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:39 | Link to Comment DebtorShredder
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That's the worst thing to do.

Why tie up his limited resources fighting GE?

He needs to just keep presenting the facts here and people will be able to draw their own conclusions. Which side do you think is representing the truth more accurately?

 

 

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:43 | Link to Comment Gick
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I meant keep pumping out the truth.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:31 | Link to Comment Gabriel Gray
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Stocks getting a big dose of reality after hours... carnage everywhere

amzn msfr jnpr cof even all the frequent fliers that already reported are down big.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:55 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 17:32 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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oh behave

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 22:53 | Link to Comment Quantum Noise
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Psst...Tyler is Mayor Bloomberg... ;)

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:53 | Link to Comment ToNYC
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Hey Kemosabe, the Lone Ranger did it his way.
No need to drop the mask, keep the magic and the mystery. Drives the bad guys crazy. Zero Hedge is just outright.
Zero Intelligence is CNBC's audience..got to watch these earbud-fed puppets,  tune in to Art Cashedin,the UBS geezer, ready to get out his DOW 10,000 hat, marinate his ice cubes, and Abby Joe get trotted out like Flub-A-Dub , then too watching chubby Mark do his lightning subtraction and percentages is always such a thrill..the way he can subtract any time from the 6:29:52 bell always makes my morning...but the best is knowing the camera is moving backward through the empty garage the NYSE became after Island proved two servers could do the job. Now that we have HFT, we're melting up to the Hindenburg.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 16:56 | Link to Comment ToNYC
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Hey Kemosabe, the Lone Ranger did it his way.
No need to drop the mask, keep the magic and the mystery. Drives the bad guys crazy. Zero Hedge is just Outright.
Zero Intelligence is CNBC's audience..got to watch these earbud-fed puppets,  tune in to Art Cashedin,the UBS geezer, ready to get out his DOW 10,000 hat, marinate his ice cubes, and Abby Joe get trotted out like Flub-A-Dub , then too watching chubby Mark do his lightning subtraction and percentages is always such a thrill..the way he can subtract any time from the 6:29:52 bell always makes my morning...but the best is knowing the camera is moving backward through the empty garage the NYSE became after Island proved two servers could do the job. Now that we have HFT, we're melting up to the Hindenburg.

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