More Details On What Government Shut Down Would Look Like

Tyler Durden's picture
  • *DJ Obama Admin Says IRS Would Shut Down If Budget Not Passed
  • *DJ Obama Admin Says National Parks, Smithsonian Would Close
  • *DJ Obama Admin: Cherry Blossom Festival Wouldn't Happen If Budget Not Passed
  • *DJ Obama Admin: Roughly 800,000 Govt Employees Would Be Affected By Shutdown
  • *DJ Obama Admin: EPA Permitting Would Stop If Budget Not Passed
  • *DJ Obama Admin: Social Security Beneficiaries Would Continue To Receive Payments
  • *DJ Obama Admin: Electronic Tax Refunds, Collections Would Continue
  • *DJ Obama Admin: Military, Law Enforcement Will Continue To Function
  • *DJ Obama Admin: Military Personnel Would Earn Paychecks, But Not Receive Them Immediately
  • *DJ Obama Admin: White House Staffing Would Be Lower During Shutdown
  • *ZH: POMO will continue come rain or snow: Russell 36,000 will not be denied, US bankruptcy notwithstanding

h/t LDT

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TruthInSunshine's picture

Sounds good to many of us (Paul Krugman weeps in background).

"I am Jack's sinking realization that they lied to the people all these years; government relies on the people, and not vice-versa."

Clueless Economist's picture

I agree, but eventually they will start it up again.  In 95-96 it was shut for 21 and they paid those Gov't drones retroactively for all 21 days! 

Clueless Economist's picture

I resent any remarks about my sanity.  Print and Spend $$$ endlessly!

TruthInSunshine's picture

Paul Krugman, I read your proposed solution to the sovereign debt crises, and I have to say, printing an additional amount of money equivalent to particular debt levels will not solve the problem.

Haywood Jablowme's picture

This is all Bush's fault haha LMFAO...

rich_wicks's picture

This is all Bush's fault haha LMFAO...

Well, he didn't do anything to help - he doubled the national debt in his 2 terms.

I don't see why people bitch about Obama so much, after all we still have the 2 wars, Guantanamo is still open, the Patriot Act is still law, warrantless wiretapping is still going on, Homeland Security is still in existence and the bailouts continue.

Bush started all those and Obama continuing all of them.

Why do Republicans hate a Democratic president that does everything that Bush did?

Oh, because he's black.

But wait - why do Democrats love a Democratic president that does everything Bush did?

Oh, because he's black...

 

Americans - you have the government deserve, you stupid pinheads.

tmosley's picture

Not because he's black, you nincompoop.  It's because of the (D) next to his name.

The party not in power always does a great job of identifying the evil being put in place by the ruling party, but once they get in, they always do the same thing.  It's maddening that the people can't see what is going on.

pods's picture

Left, right, left, right.

Right into the meatgrinder!

pods

Zardinuk's picture

Hey, I've been looking for a country to escape to where things are better than they are in the US. Do you know of any place? Surely you must be living in one of these places...

Oh, I see. You just wanted to take a stab at Americans and call us all racists. Nevermind.

Haywood Jablowme's picture

shit's coming and has been coming from the 2-headed monster.  I just always wanted to say "It's Bush's fault" just to see whose panties would get tied up in a bunch LMFAO

and for the record, I've never voted for either of these ass-wipes because I learnt a long time ago only blood on the steps of capitol hill will get shit changed...

 

thedrickster's picture

Your Avatar nearly cost we a widescreen monitor and $3.59 in 9mm ammo.

Then I found the sarcasm, whew.

Reptil's picture

Ah those dricky reflexes again.

 

 

 

A wabbit? Where?!

LawsofPhysics's picture

Of course, back in 95-96, there were still some laws to enforce transparency and accountability.  Once those pesky laws were removed, the "mark to fantasy" three card monty really took off and we had "prosperity" in our service economy.  Okay, it just sounds stupid saying it, now we are fucked.

Zero Govt's picture

shut Government down?

that's the best fuking idea ever ..or at least since Govt started!

slewie the pi-rat's picture

no shit.  why does this seem too good to be true?  because tyler is a fuking asshole, that's why!!!  screw it!  i'm in.  so is tyler.  i can tell!!!

slaughterer's picture

Deal!  I will take this any day!

(Campaign prep: The GOP has to rub O's nose in another Slick Willie era degradation.)

TruthInSunshine's picture

CNBC - yes, CNBC - is running a headline that 2011 is quite possibly going to see a bigger financial crisis than we had in 2008.

I realize CNBsC is akin to the Romper Room of financial discussion....but....

CNBC: Could 2011 Be Worse Than 2008? Don't Rule It Out

CNBC.com - Patrick Allen - 12 hours ago
2011 is beginning to look very like 2008 before the collapse of Lehman Brothers—except the numbers involved are much bigger this time around.


WTF Bitchez!!!!!!

Cleanclog's picture

Excerpts from Geithner's letter and some responses:

"In addition, defaulting on legal obligations of the United States would lead to sharply higher interest rates and borrowing costs, (as our current interest rates are artificially held low for the benefit of risk taking highly leveraged banks and financial institutions) 

declining home values (already have declined substantially and are continuing as Fed and Treasury conspire to devalue the dollar and thus reduce individual Americans buying power) 

and reduced retirement savings(actually, American “savers”, pensioners,  and investors in fixed income securities could benefit from higher interest rates)

 for Americans. Default would cause a financial crisis potentially more severe than the crisis from which we are only now starting to recover."

Selling the Nation’s gold, for example, would undercut confidence in the United States both here and abroad". Why? Isn’t that one reason the Nation holds onto gold and other “liquid” assets?  Perhaps investors would have greater confidence in the US commitment to service and honor its debt without going further into debt. 

More . . . http://bit.ly/hepxN7

Dr. Porkchop's picture

The IRS would shut down?! Oh the humanity!

 

Is that a promise?

Dr. No's picture

Big mistake by Obama Adim to tout this as a "problem".  If I actually thought the IRS would shut down, I would be the first to the streets demading gov shut down!

redpill's picture

What do you want to bet a "shut down" IRS will still manage to find a way to cash your check after you file taxes, but magically be unable to send out refunds to those that should get them.

This is a tactic they've been playing in California for years. Any time the bureaucrats get threatened with serious cuts, they try to pick the most visible and immediately-felt services to cut first, in an utter and complete betrayal to the duties of their office.

Haywood Jablowme's picture

Taxes? Bwaaahahahahaa......Fuck em'.  These guys ain't gettin' shit from me this year or the next.  Black market / 100% cash / barter transactions here we come.

 

Dr. No's picture

Standard politics.  When faced with even having to cut a small amount, politicians will state the world will be a more dangerous place since they need to layoff policeman.  All in attempt to win public support, even though the politicians know darn well they arent cutting police.  or maybe they would to prove a point.... they are evil i tell ya.

crazyjsmith's picture

I can't believe we havent' thought of this earlier! Brilliant. 

It's like when you were a kid in school, and the school was forced to close for a day because of weather.  What a tragedy!!

Shut her down!!!!!!

 

StychoKiller's picture

Please Br'er Bear, DO NOT throw me into that briar patch!

covert's picture

the last time, I barely noticed it. interesting to note: there is NOTHING to protect the innocent from the guilty or vice/versa during a shutdown. anarchy can be the most splended thing!

http://covert2.wordpress.com

 

NOTW777's picture

sounds wonderful - break from evil

tmosley's picture

So...what's the problem?

traderjoe's picture

But, but ... the Cherry Blossom Festival?! Nooooo....

/s

orangedrinkandchips's picture

lol....hehehehe...yes, my first thought..OH FUCK...NOT THE DINGLE-BLOSSOM FESTIVAL THAT COSTS MILLIONS TO STAND IN FRONT OF A FUCKING TREE IN SPRING.

 

oooooh kay.

MisterMousePotato's picture

So, if I understand the cherry blossom thing correctly, the government employees who put all the cherry blossoms on the trees will be laid off? Or is it the government employees who light up the sky during the day so we can see the cherry blossoms? Or the ones who focus our eyeballs for us so we can see the cherry blossoms? I am so confused.

slewie the pi-rat's picture

lol! +++X3!!!  all of the above!  obviously!  ask tyler!  hahaha!

Sudden Debt's picture

The Smithsonian... the fact they mention it...

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO RUN A WAREHOUSE WITH OLD CRAP INSIDE THAT IT MAKE THE TOP 2?!!

 

Ese Pinche's picture

+QE3  the priorities are hilarious..

Dr. No's picture

Imagine the revenue they could generate if they contracted out to "American Pickers" or any of the other reality storage garage TV shows?

Jay Gould Esq.'s picture

 

  • *DJ Obama Admin: Roughly 800,000 Govt Employees Would Be Affected By Shutdown
  • *DJ Obama Admin: White House Staffing Would Be Lower During Shutdown
Music to taxpayers' ears. Unfortunately, the orchestra will never assemble. Of this we can be certain: Bawlin' John Boehner hasn't the cojones to face down The One.  Uncle will be open for business.

 

Infinite QE's picture

Would they fire Michelle's hair staff? Probably takes a team of five to keep her looking human.

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

+ 5

Hahaha!

I'm keeping an eye out for your comments!

Infinite QE's picture

Thank you kind sir. You're a gentleman and a scholar. Assuming of course that you're a man! LOL!

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

Yeah, a guy.  You are too kind, if you knew me you would not say that kind of stuff...

At least I am not a goverrnment worker!

NotApplicable's picture

There are no such things as government workers, as there is no work* to be done.

(* where work is defined as providing a good or service that someone would freely pay for.)

Employees, perhaps, but workers, never.

Almost Solvent's picture

Great distinction - I've always said that I'm just an employee (not government!) who shows up for my job Monday through Friday and do the best I can until my boss tells me that I no longer have to show up.

 

Not a worker, an employee. A worker to me is self-employed or in a small partnership where one is actually producing something to sell to others; basically their own boss.

Jay Gould Esq.'s picture

+ Frederic Fekkai.

The First Lady's grooming staff is undoubtably budgeted within some deeply-buried non-discrectionary DoD line item. Off-limits. The 'do stays.

Infinite QE's picture

Definitely in a black-ops budget. Area 51 stuff. Integrating aliens into humanity type a thing.

Ms. Erable's picture

It is difficult to make a Wookie look semi-human, you know.

pods's picture

Goonie goo goo!

"Your wife's a Bigfoot isn't she Gus?"

pods

slewie the pi-rat's picture

area 51 stuff!  great, QE!  slewie is a great michelle fan, and thinks she is related to thom jefferson!

they'll just handle from the $1 Bil. in campaign contibutions, i'm sure. she' prob nearly to 30  attendants, by now.  as long as they tell her how great prez. milk dud is while attending her, and do a little "research" on the side, it's all paid for from the mountains of tribute due him, especially due to holder and the fed prosecutors & FBI doing less than zero for the connected "fasionista's"!   i smell some really important campaign work being done by her staffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff...  so, pay em!

slow_roast's picture

Bullish for riot gear and machetes bitchez.