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More Leaks On The Season Finale: 5 Spanish Cajas Fail

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Leaks that 5 Spanish Cajas will fail (ooohhhh) including CajaSur, Caixa Catalunya, and Caja-Duero. The denoument is that no Spanish commerical bank will fail (aaahhhh). We will be back to the very dramatic conclusion of this season's finale of Who Wants To Invest In A Bankrupt Continent after 20 minutes of advertisements from our sponsor, the US taxpayer.

 

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Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:00 | 485283 A Man without Q...
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US taxpayer?  You're having a laugh, they can't even cover 50% of their own government's budget....  

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:24 | 485334 vxpatel
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US Taxpayers?! We're so broke we can only afford our own dope...The burden of finance will fall on the Iraqi oil reserves and the afghani strategic mineral reserves which were 'magically discovered' a few months ago...

Will china need more oil and minerals as their own economy must now readjust to a smaller gdp, and less consumer demand? This new found wealth might not be of value for another 10 years or so...

We've got a nice slow grind ahead...let's enjoy it.

Legalize it...

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:45 | 485381 Cognitive Dissonance
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"US Taxpayers?! We're so broke we can only afford our own dope..."

Not so. We can always afford dope for everyone everywhere. 

Denial is free of charge and manufactured individually and on demand. Endless supply means cheap pricing and wide availability. Capitalism at it's finest, though it works under any and all economic, religious, social and governmental systems.

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 12:53 | 485626 Spawn of Cagliostro
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Oaksterdam anyone?!

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:02 | 485287 101 years and c...
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A few last minute revisions, add a zero here...move that comma over.  Put that debt onto an SIV.  Done.  All Spanish banks passed.

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:02 | 485288 Hondo
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This is so much nonsense.......leak here leak there.........there can be NO leaks without government corruption!!

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:05 | 485291 Bill Lumbergh
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Please do keep us posted...I have my popcorn and favorite drink ready for the big show...have been waiting weeks for this moment.

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:15 | 485313 Miss Expectations
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Wait til evening...might I suggest Tapas and a bota with red wine?

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:05 | 485292 n2dark
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in the meantime ecri wli -10.5% to confirm that whatever the 'tests' say our economy is sinking faster than titanic

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:16 | 485315 Assetman
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Shhhhhh!  The Euro stress tests are supposed to overplay what is happening with our own (private & reliable) leading indexes.

Or is it "indicies"???

David Rosenberg must be frothing at the mouth about now.

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:48 | 485401 Cognitive Dissonance
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"David Rosenberg must be frothing at the mouth about now."

Unfortunately he's marginalized by the very system he's trying to expose. Anyone who opposes the Matrix will be violently set upon by those who are dependant upon the Matrix. The Matrix is self healing and self perpetuating and always completely logical and all seeing.

Rosenberg is a heretic and must be ignored at the very least and projectile vomited out and flushed away at the worst.

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 12:05 | 485445 Assetman
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Ewww.... that's just disgusting, CD! :)

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:07 | 485297 firstdivision
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TD,

What is the ECRI at? 

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:14 | 485306 barthezz
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14-May-10 127.0 9.0 21-May-10 125.3 5.0 28-May-10 123.7 0.1 4-Jun-10 122.7 -3.8 11-Jun-10 122.0 -6.0 18-Jun-10 122.3 -7.4 25-Jun-10 121.4 -8.4 2-Jul-10 120.6 -9.3 9-Jul-10 120.7 -9.8 16-Jul-10 120.7 -10.5

 

well that was not supposed to come out like this.. -10.5 is the latest reading.

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:09 | 485301 Portugal
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Yes... US ECRI = -10,5.....

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:11 | 485304 firstdivision
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Thanks Protugal!  That is interesting as the BDYI has been going up lately. 

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:17 | 485320 n2dark
Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:10 | 485303 the not so migh...
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They will keep pumping this like a nerd with a blow up doll.  Untill it gets a air leak, they will keep feeling good.

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:12 | 485307 Cognitive Dissonance
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I am not a nerd and her name is Bonnie, as in Tropical Storm Bonnie.

 

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:17 | 485321 the not so migh...
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Definitly the unknown variable

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 12:12 | 485478 mudduck
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Mine is called Anal Annie the amputee. I customized her by cutting off one of her legs, then put in some water, and blew her up with helium. We can make her hop. We like that.

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 14:23 | 485869 Cognitive Dissonance
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"Bonnie" is anatomically correct and vibrates. :>)

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:13 | 485308 Portugal
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Let the "financial system" who is without sin among all to be the first to throw a stone..

Adapted passage from the holly bible (John 8 ) to our times

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:23 | 485333 Miss Expectations
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Now starring Lloyd Blankfein as Mary Magdalene (or Jesus, not sure).

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:20 | 485323 virgilcaine
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On crash alert..this mkt could go any hour or day. The Ecri is neg 10.5 and Stocks are still on V recovery mode..never seen anything like this.

crash helmet on lol

 

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:19 | 485326 firstdivision
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BEN!!!! Quit looking at Youtube vids of your testimony and open your G*Trade. 

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:26 | 485339 fireangelmaverick
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THIS JUST IN.....

All Greek and Spanish banks pass Stress tests!

All Central banks fail it!

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:26 | 485340 curbyourrisk
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They are failing a few of the meainingless ones to show they are effectively reviewing them.  Nothing will happen....markets will rally.  The joke is the Irish banks all getting nods and a wink.

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:33 | 485354 JenkinsLane
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"We will be back to the very dramatic conclusion of this season's finale of Who Wants To Invest In A Bankrupt Continent after 20 minutes of advertisements from our sponsor, the US taxpayer." - quality

 

Fri, 07/23/2010 - 17:12 | 486160 Testicular Cancer
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Bob Chapman has been saying that we will be down to 5-6-7 banks or so in the US. It is already happening in Spain. It is where we are heading. Thanks TD & ZH.

Sat, 07/24/2010 - 10:05 | 486690 Grand Supercycle
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DOW/SP500 daily chart is bullish for now ...

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