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Mrs Harbinger Discusses Her Mariah Carey Film Investment, Haute Couture, And Leukemia Or Whatever

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Not much commentary possible (or needed) here, really has to be seen to be believed. Surely Lisa Falcone must have had some of her husband's business acumen rub off on her (and on her fashion taste) if she invests in such surefire blockbusters as Mariah Carey films. One thing is certain - the former Spanish Harlem resident of "welfare background" certainly has no problem with gravity or with grammar, as witnessed by the following quote "For my life I think my purpose is to actually help children with Leukemia, or whatever my movies are gonna be about, they are pretty much gonna help the children, involved in the same type of situation of, of, of, the based of..." (mic pulled).

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Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:55 | Link to Comment Astute Investor
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The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain....

Like the early Madonna-look with the ginormous crucifix.

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:56 | Link to Comment Going Down
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Would a Palmprompter help?

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:56 | Link to Comment ratava
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i'd hit that with laser from orbit

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:06 | Link to Comment Assetman
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Hmmm... a surgical hit... nice.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:07 | Link to Comment ratava
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exactly the way charity works, rich people invest in something ridiculously stupid like a movie or an auction or a race and all the measly proceeds go into a worthy cause to make their name sound good in the papers while their friends at the government let them write the whole thing (where they get to party together) off their taxes. inflation for the rich, deflation for the poor under the unholy gs/fed/treasury triplets

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:58 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:18 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:00 | Link to Comment DavidC
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Yawn...

DavidC

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:07 | Link to Comment lsbumblebee
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Lifestyles of the rich and fatuous.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:08 | Link to Comment economessed
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Double-parked in the mentally handicapped spot.  She must have a couple of other redeeming features for her to have accumulated the wealth to be "an investor."  Of course, those features are known exclusively to her husband of 17 years...

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:12 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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It is one of those boring days where I wonder how long the market can be tricked into thinking the BoA deal or Soros' wild currency ideas will not have an impact on the fact that there are so many monies in "existance" (thanks derivatives) that none of it really matters.  All this while inflation is testing 10% and unemployment touches 25%.  We are in a depression where 6,000 people a day are filing for bankrupcy (which is not even really bankrupcy with the new '04 laws).

It is all a joke.  We need to smash the printing presses.  This is our only hope.

Oh, and lady Falcone should have done the botox a day or two earlier; this is not an excuse for her bumbling airheadedness ;)

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:14 | Link to Comment godfader
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I'd do her. She's hot.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 20:16 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 22:03 | Link to Comment ETF-Trader
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How about the dividend lady with the hat, would you do her too?

Thu, 02/25/2010 - 15:27 | Link to Comment Assetman
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Oh yeah, I'd do her Amish-style!

Thu, 02/25/2010 - 19:43 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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The things I learn on this blog...

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:20 | Link to Comment Rick64
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Jesus! Invest in a Mariah film she might as well invest in greek debt. Those poor kids are never going to get help. She could sell the dress and cut the botox treatments that would be a good donation.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:49 | Link to Comment Rusty_Shackleford
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Exactly what I was thinking.  How about you forgo the $20,000 dress and wear clothes like the rest of us for a day.  Then give that money to the charity of your choice you dumb bxxch.

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:22 | Link to Comment Stevm30
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"any proceeds I have will go strictly to Leukemia with children"

Wow - how AMAZING!

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 22:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:32 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:33 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:34 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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I got leukemia just watching her.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:34 | Link to Comment BobPaulson
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Now I'm going to have nightmares. Those plastic surgery faces are just so creepy, I actually feel sorry for some of these ultrarich nutjobs.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:35 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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you do not need to, they are sorry by themselves.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:34 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Some people are to stupid to speak. Unfortunately, they are usually the ones who love to hear the sound of their own voices. 

Nothing says "I think my purpose is to actually help children with Leukemia" like a $150,000 cross and a $7000 Lanvin dress. I am going to guess that the Lanvin cost more than Mariah Carey's movie(s)will EVER make. 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:36 | Link to Comment Ripped Chunk
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Those lips look painful.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:39 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:40 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:42 | Link to Comment Harbourcity
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What does this have to do with anything... I would go to TMZ if I wanted this crap.

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:53 | Link to Comment Commander Cody
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+1

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:23 | Link to Comment Ripped Chunk
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Then go.

A little laugh ever now and then is a good thing.

 

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 17:53 | Link to Comment Harbourcity
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Finding something like this to laugh at isnt hard.  The world is full of this kind of tripe.  I come here to escape it.

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 18:38 | Link to Comment Ripped Chunk
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In that case, you would be better off with many prescription drugs and no computer.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:42 | Link to Comment godfader
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Not sure what you guys' problem is. I love slutty MILFs. She's hot, she's willing, she's loaded, she's high from obviously doing blow or worse. Doesn't get much better than this.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:53 | Link to Comment Commander Cody
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+1

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 16:45 | Link to Comment Ned Zeppelin
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+1 godfader got it right

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 17:22 | Link to Comment ETF-Trader
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+1 lol

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:44 | Link to Comment sodbuster
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I want to help people- but with other people's money.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Ya that's how it works. Oh and I also want the credit for helping people.

There's no end of people who want to do great things with YOUR money.

I figured out howstupid the world was when I found myself fixing computers for a family that was involved in charity who had 6 kids in private schools and some of them were colleges and all the kids were too stupid to fix the computer themselves.

Oh there's a disaster. Time for Red Cross to fly around in their helicopter and ask for gas money. I mean help money.

Bill Gates 10 billion dollars and the best idea he can come up with to help is to stick kids with needles. I think it's time for people to start calling these people lying fucking assholes and demand to see the accounts. Cause this press conference charity that does little is getting old.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:56 | Link to Comment Rick64
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There won't be any.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:07 | Link to Comment A Man without Q...
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+1

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 18:48 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:06 | Link to Comment 35Pete
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Uhh, because the woman is the type that has to tell you who makes her clothes? 

Sorry, the folks that I deeply respect are the ones that give and then AVOID the limelight. 

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:25 | Link to Comment Ripped Chunk
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Right on.

And that dress looks like it should be stretched across an awning.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 19:41 | Link to Comment 35Pete
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I'm with ya' on that. You could have a matching tomato garden outside the awning and the sweet smell of a weber grill burning steaks. Would that be too trashy for a spanish Harlem welfare girl? Or do you think catered Bobby Flay would be more appropriate? 

And have a low-key celebratory party on the Patio by Lanvin to toast curing leukemia of children. 

Ohh dear Jesus. 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 22:22 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Ya. Proceeds is just a hollywood term for we'll account away the proceeds  but still yap our mouth off like we're not GIANT FUCKING CROOKS.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:56 | Link to Comment pooplagrande
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I think her fake lips just got in the way of her otherwise perfect grammar.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:04 | Link to Comment 35Pete
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It almost sounded like she'd been at the cocktail hour for the full hour. 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:13 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:20 | Link to Comment BlackBeard
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damn...cocaine much?

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:29 | Link to Comment godfader
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Check her out in this outfit:

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Flickr_-_csztova_-Lisa_Maria_Falc...

MILFs don't get much hotter than this.

 

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:20 | Link to Comment ElvisDog
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The problem with the overly-cosmetically-enhanced is the surgeries don't hold up over time and when things start to slip they get gruesome really fast. In that picture, she looks good. In this video, she looks hideous. When was that picture taken?

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 16:57 | Link to Comment Ripped Chunk
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"Sallie, the thing you should be worried about most is gravity"

"gruesome" that still remains one of my favorite words.

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:08 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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+10

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:54 | Link to Comment godfader
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From NY DAILY NEWS: "She touched me, and I drew back and away from her," Gamble told the Daily News Thursday, adding that she then said he needed a "good f---" to turn him straight."

WHAT DID I SAY? SHE WANTS IT!!!

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:45 | Link to Comment ETF-Trader
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This woman is the result of what happens when the placentas don't come out after birth, remaining in the uterus to rot indefiniteley causing slow decay of human mind, body, and spirit.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:47 | Link to Comment walküre
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Their aksin' her too many kwestshons

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:51 | Link to Comment rrbluefin
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Coming soon to an Obama cabinet near you...

What a moron!

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:54 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:54 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:20 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Ya'll are silly. That's just Mick Jagger in drag.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 19:26 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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true...and mick loves drag!

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Mongo
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Y'all.. uhm.. uhm yeah.. uhm.. uhm.. eh?.. yeah!..

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:51 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 19:29 | Link to Comment Windemup
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Give her use of language a break. She said she was from Spanish Harlem. The Spanish language reverses nouns and adjectives.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 16:42 | Link to Comment Ned Zeppelin
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Clearly a third input situation. 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 17:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 17:48 | Link to Comment ETF-Trader
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This woman should be shot for even having children, and so should you for standing up for her.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 19:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 17:19 | Link to Comment barthezz
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What is 3+3 Mrs. Falcone?

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 18:54 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Guess she won't be commenting here about this post.

Tue, 02/23/2010 - 03:05 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Get it? The math problems to sign on?

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 17:38 | Link to Comment ETF-Trader
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The CFTC is about to approve Cantor Fitzgerald futures exchange for us traders to bet on the success or failure of new release movies.  In the case of Ms. Falcone, this will be an easy short sell on Mariah and all of the unlucky people with leukemia.

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.reuters.com/cantor-launch-futures-exchange-film-buffs-reuters

 

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 18:01 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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I thought Michael Jackson had passed away?

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 18:50 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 02/23/2010 - 07:15 | Link to Comment chindit13
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Maybe it's somebody's Holy Book that says, "Those who speak of their own good deeds can expect no heavenly reward, because they have already received it on Earth."

I used to think that was true, at least the second part.  After reading the comments here, I have been disabused of that notion.

"the fruits of success contain the seeds of failure"  chindit13, unless previously claimed

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