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Mrs Harbinger Discusses Her Mariah Carey Film Investment, Haute Couture, And Leukemia Or Whatever

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Not much commentary possible (or needed) here, really has to be seen to be believed. Surely Lisa Falcone must have had some of her husband's business acumen rub off on her (and on her fashion taste) if she invests in such surefire blockbusters as Mariah Carey films. One thing is certain - the former Spanish Harlem resident of "welfare background" certainly has no problem with gravity or with grammar, as witnessed by the following quote "For my life I think my purpose is to actually help children with Leukemia, or whatever my movies are gonna be about, they are pretty much gonna help the children, involved in the same type of situation of, of, of, the based of..." (mic pulled).

 

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Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:55 | 240279 Astute Investor
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The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain....

Like the early Madonna-look with the ginormous crucifix.

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 16:01 | 240574 Anonymous
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Hail Mary, full of grace... and I can't feel my face

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:56 | 240288 Going Down
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Would a Palmprompter help?

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:56 | 240289 ratava
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i'd hit that with laser from orbit

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:06 | 240302 Assetman
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Hmmm... a surgical hit... nice.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:07 | 240402 ratava
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exactly the way charity works, rich people invest in something ridiculously stupid like a movie or an auction or a race and all the measly proceeds go into a worthy cause to make their name sound good in the papers while their friends at the government let them write the whole thing (where they get to party together) off their taxes. inflation for the rich, deflation for the poor under the unholy gs/fed/treasury triplets

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:58 | 240292 Anonymous
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Lisa Maria Center for Children Who Can't Read Good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:18 | 240434 Anonymous
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Awesome Zoolander reference.

* When I grow up that's what I can do.... I can be reallly really Ridiculously good looking....*

Derek Zoolander.
Blue Steel Bitches

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:00 | 240297 DavidC
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Yawn...

DavidC

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:07 | 240304 lsbumblebee
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Lifestyles of the rich and fatuous.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:08 | 240306 economessed
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Double-parked in the mentally handicapped spot.  She must have a couple of other redeeming features for her to have accumulated the wealth to be "an investor."  Of course, those features are known exclusively to her husband of 17 years...

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:12 | 240317 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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It is one of those boring days where I wonder how long the market can be tricked into thinking the BoA deal or Soros' wild currency ideas will not have an impact on the fact that there are so many monies in "existance" (thanks derivatives) that none of it really matters.  All this while inflation is testing 10% and unemployment touches 25%.  We are in a depression where 6,000 people a day are filing for bankrupcy (which is not even really bankrupcy with the new '04 laws).

It is all a joke.  We need to smash the printing presses.  This is our only hope.

Oh, and lady Falcone should have done the botox a day or two earlier; this is not an excuse for her bumbling airheadedness ;)

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:14 | 240325 godfader
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I'd do her. She's hot.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 20:16 | 240875 Anonymous
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You are kidding, correct?
I can not bear to look at her.
Please, ZH, take her off the page!

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 22:03 | 241019 ETF-Trader
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How about the dividend lady with the hat, would you do her too?

Thu, 02/25/2010 - 15:27 | 245343 Assetman
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Oh yeah, I'd do her Amish-style!

Thu, 02/25/2010 - 19:43 | 245892 MsCreant
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The things I learn on this blog...

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:20 | 240331 Rick64
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Jesus! Invest in a Mariah film she might as well invest in greek debt. Those poor kids are never going to get help. She could sell the dress and cut the botox treatments that would be a good donation.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:49 | 240386 Rusty_Shackleford
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Exactly what I was thinking.  How about you forgo the $20,000 dress and wear clothes like the rest of us for a day.  Then give that money to the charity of your choice you dumb bxxch.

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:36 | 240459 Anonymous
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That dress was 20,000? I'd demand my money back. It's a rag.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:22 | 240332 Stevm30
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"any proceeds I have will go strictly to Leukemia with children"

Wow - how AMAZING!

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 22:29 | 241042 Anonymous
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Still lmao...you are correct. Tyler misquoted her. He gave her too much credit. Anyway, if she can have children, I don't see why Leukemia can't either.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:22 | 240334 Anonymous
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What is this Mariah movie about? Didn't Glitter like not do so well?

ParisGirl111
http://www.cesidebtsolutions.org

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:32 | 240354 Anonymous
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bad bad lip implants

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:33 | 240356 Anonymous
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Wow - he obviously didn't marry her for her mind!

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:34 | 240357 Hephasteus
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I got leukemia just watching her.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:34 | 240359 BobPaulson
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Now I'm going to have nightmares. Those plastic surgery faces are just so creepy, I actually feel sorry for some of these ultrarich nutjobs.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:35 | 240361 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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you do not need to, they are sorry by themselves.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:34 | 240360 lizzy36
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Some people are to stupid to speak. Unfortunately, they are usually the ones who love to hear the sound of their own voices. 

Nothing says "I think my purpose is to actually help children with Leukemia" like a $150,000 cross and a $7000 Lanvin dress. I am going to guess that the Lanvin cost more than Mariah Carey's movie(s)will EVER make. 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:36 | 240363 Ripped Chunk
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Those lips look painful.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:39 | 240368 Anonymous
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So...you guys are dealbreaker now?

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:40 | 240372 Anonymous
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Investing in Mariah Carey movies

is as brilliant as

investing with Falcone

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:42 | 240374 Harbourcity
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What does this have to do with anything... I would go to TMZ if I wanted this crap.

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:53 | 240391 Commander Cody
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+1

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:23 | 240442 Ripped Chunk
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Then go.

A little laugh ever now and then is a good thing.

 

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 17:53 | 240712 Harbourcity
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Finding something like this to laugh at isnt hard.  The world is full of this kind of tripe.  I come here to escape it.

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 18:38 | 240770 Ripped Chunk
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In that case, you would be better off with many prescription drugs and no computer.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:42 | 240377 godfader
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Not sure what you guys' problem is. I love slutty MILFs. She's hot, she's willing, she's loaded, she's high from obviously doing blow or worse. Doesn't get much better than this.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:53 | 240392 Commander Cody
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+1

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 16:45 | 240630 Ned Zeppelin
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+1 godfader got it right

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 17:22 | 240671 ETF-Trader
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+1 lol

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:44 | 240379 sodbuster
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I want to help people- but with other people's money.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:43 | 240550 Hephasteus
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Ya that's how it works. Oh and I also want the credit for helping people.

There's no end of people who want to do great things with YOUR money.

I figured out howstupid the world was when I found myself fixing computers for a family that was involved in charity who had 6 kids in private schools and some of them were colleges and all the kids were too stupid to fix the computer themselves.

Oh there's a disaster. Time for Red Cross to fly around in their helicopter and ask for gas money. I mean help money.

Bill Gates 10 billion dollars and the best idea he can come up with to help is to stick kids with needles. I think it's time for people to start calling these people lying fucking assholes and demand to see the accounts. Cause this press conference charity that does little is getting old.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:45 | 240382 Anonymous
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Shes donating the proceeds of the film to Leukemia research and treatment for children.

So what the fucks wrong with that?

Dicks

AndyC

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:56 | 240400 Rick64
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There won't be any.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:07 | 240420 A Man without Q...
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+1

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 18:48 | 240780 Anonymous
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it'll all be up her nose !!!

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:06 | 240416 35Pete
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Uhh, because the woman is the type that has to tell you who makes her clothes? 

Sorry, the folks that I deeply respect are the ones that give and then AVOID the limelight. 

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:25 | 240446 Ripped Chunk
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Right on.

And that dress looks like it should be stretched across an awning.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 19:41 | 240818 35Pete
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I'm with ya' on that. You could have a matching tomato garden outside the awning and the sweet smell of a weber grill burning steaks. Would that be too trashy for a spanish Harlem welfare girl? Or do you think catered Bobby Flay would be more appropriate? 

And have a low-key celebratory party on the Patio by Lanvin to toast curing leukemia of children. 

Ohh dear Jesus. 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:11 | 240511 Anonymous
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It's "leukemia with children" she's trying to help. Are you deaf?

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 22:22 | 241034 Hephasteus
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Ya. Proceeds is just a hollywood term for we'll account away the proceeds  but still yap our mouth off like we're not GIANT FUCKING CROOKS.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 13:56 | 240401 pooplagrande
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I think her fake lips just got in the way of her otherwise perfect grammar.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:04 | 240414 35Pete
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It almost sounded like she'd been at the cocktail hour for the full hour. 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:13 | 240426 Anonymous
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Agreed. Getting those lips to work is like trying to turn two dumptrucks around too quickly. A bunch of garbage comes out if you're not careful

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:20 | 240437 BlackBeard
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damn...cocaine much?

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:29 | 240451 godfader
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Check her out in this outfit:

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Flickr_-_csztova_-Lisa_Maria_Falc...

MILFs don't get much hotter than this.

 

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:20 | 240521 ElvisDog
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The problem with the overly-cosmetically-enhanced is the surgeries don't hold up over time and when things start to slip they get gruesome really fast. In that picture, she looks good. In this video, she looks hideous. When was that picture taken?

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 16:57 | 240650 Ripped Chunk
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"Sallie, the thing you should be worried about most is gravity"

"gruesome" that still remains one of my favorite words.

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:42 | 240462 Anonymous
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Yuck! Give me Audrey Hepburn any day. She helped kids too, Without botox and fake lips she was 100 times more beautiful.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:08 | 240508 carbonmutant
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+10

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:54 | 240482 godfader
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From NY DAILY NEWS: "She touched me, and I drew back and away from her," Gamble told the Daily News Thursday, adding that she then said he needed a "good f---" to turn him straight."

WHAT DID I SAY? SHE WANTS IT!!!

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:45 | 240466 ETF-Trader
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This woman is the result of what happens when the placentas don't come out after birth, remaining in the uterus to rot indefiniteley causing slow decay of human mind, body, and spirit.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:47 | 240467 walküre
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Their aksin' her too many kwestshons

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:51 | 240476 rrbluefin
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Coming soon to an Obama cabinet near you...

What a moron!

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:54 | 240481 Anonymous
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What an idiot! Did she find that dress on the set of Sesame Street?

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:54 | 240484 Anonymous
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What an idiot! Did she find that dress on the set of Sesame Street?

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 14:57 | 240487 Anonymous
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The Lips are messed up!

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:20 | 240520 MsCreant
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Ya'll are silly. That's just Mick Jagger in drag.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 19:26 | 240803 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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true...and mick loves drag!

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:31 | 240537 Anonymous
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you lads are not at your best when performing your circle-jerk male-bonding rituals.

wish you'd stick to financials, at which you excel, and leave the female "I'd fuck it" hate speech to the tabloids.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:50 | 240558 Mongo
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Y'all.. uhm.. uhm yeah.. uhm.. uhm.. eh?.. yeah!..

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 15:51 | 240559 Anonymous
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You all heard her say "will go strictly to leukemia with children", right? Bueller?

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 19:29 | 240809 Windemup
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Give her use of language a break. She said she was from Spanish Harlem. The Spanish language reverses nouns and adjectives.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 16:42 | 240627 Ned Zeppelin
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Clearly a third input situation. 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 17:04 | 240659 Anonymous
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You guys are sounding really mean.
What's wrong with a welfare background for example?
Or Spanish Harlem? Or helping children with leukemia? Or indy films?
I'm surprised you didn't make fun of her being a mother of twins, too.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 17:48 | 240701 ETF-Trader
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This woman should be shot for even having children, and so should you for standing up for her.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 19:47 | 240827 Anonymous
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I thought she meant corporate welfare.

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 17:19 | 240669 barthezz
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What is 3+3 Mrs. Falcone?

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 18:54 | 240784 MsCreant
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Guess she won't be commenting here about this post.

Tue, 02/23/2010 - 03:05 | 241262 MsCreant
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Get it? The math problems to sign on?

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 17:38 | 240687 ETF-Trader
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The CFTC is about to approve Cantor Fitzgerald futures exchange for us traders to bet on the success or failure of new release movies.  In the case of Ms. Falcone, this will be an easy short sell on Mariah and all of the unlucky people with leukemia.

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.reuters.com/cantor-launch-futures-exchange-film-buffs-reuters

 

 

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 18:01 | 240725 hedgeless_horseman
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I thought Michael Jackson had passed away?

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 18:50 | 240781 Anonymous
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How's that go ?

Lipstick on a pig.....

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 21:49 | 241003 Anonymous
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This has got to be the best thing I have seen all day. Too funny.

That plastic surgery is gross. And her kids??? All their 13 year old friends will over there watching the MILF by the pool and doing a Judge Reinhold in the poolhouse!

Fast Times, bitches...

F

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 22:46 | 241059 Anonymous
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i love this freaking website

Mon, 02/22/2010 - 22:49 | 241067 Anonymous
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

Tue, 02/23/2010 - 07:15 | 241311 chindit13
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Maybe it's somebody's Holy Book that says, "Those who speak of their own good deeds can expect no heavenly reward, because they have already received it on Earth."

I used to think that was true, at least the second part.  After reading the comments here, I have been disabused of that notion.

"the fruits of success contain the seeds of failure"  chindit13, unless previously claimed

Wed, 02/24/2010 - 16:37 | 243771 Anonymous
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Well, at least she is doing something for a charity. Many are not even giving anything.

ParisGirl111

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