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Mrs Harbinger Discusses Her Mariah Carey Film Investment, Haute Couture, And Leukemia Or Whatever
Not much commentary possible (or needed) here, really has to be seen to be believed. Surely Lisa Falcone must have had some of her husband's business acumen rub off on her (and on her fashion taste) if she invests in such surefire blockbusters as Mariah Carey films. One thing is certain - the former Spanish Harlem resident of "welfare background" certainly has no problem with gravity or with grammar, as witnessed by the following quote "For my life I think my purpose is to actually help children with Leukemia, or whatever my movies are gonna be about, they are pretty much gonna help the children, involved in the same type of situation of, of, of, the based of..." (mic pulled).
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The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain....
Like the early Madonna-look with the ginormous crucifix.
Hail Mary, full of grace... and I can't feel my face
Would a Palmprompter help?
i'd hit that with laser from orbit
Hmmm... a surgical hit... nice.
exactly the way charity works, rich people invest in something ridiculously stupid like a movie or an auction or a race and all the measly proceeds go into a worthy cause to make their name sound good in the papers while their friends at the government let them write the whole thing (where they get to party together) off their taxes. inflation for the rich, deflation for the poor under the unholy gs/fed/treasury triplets
Lisa Maria Center for Children Who Can't Read Good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too
Awesome Zoolander reference.
* When I grow up that's what I can do.... I can be reallly really Ridiculously good looking....*
Derek Zoolander.
Blue Steel Bitches
Yawn...
DavidC
Lifestyles of the rich and fatuous.
Double-parked in the mentally handicapped spot. She must have a couple of other redeeming features for her to have accumulated the wealth to be "an investor." Of course, those features are known exclusively to her husband of 17 years...
It is one of those boring days where I wonder how long the market can be tricked into thinking the BoA deal or Soros' wild currency ideas will not have an impact on the fact that there are so many monies in "existance" (thanks derivatives) that none of it really matters. All this while inflation is testing 10% and unemployment touches 25%. We are in a depression where 6,000 people a day are filing for bankrupcy (which is not even really bankrupcy with the new '04 laws).
It is all a joke. We need to smash the printing presses. This is our only hope.
Oh, and lady Falcone should have done the botox a day or two earlier; this is not an excuse for her bumbling airheadedness ;)
I'd do her. She's hot.
You are kidding, correct?
I can not bear to look at her.
Please, ZH, take her off the page!
How about the dividend lady with the hat, would you do her too?
Oh yeah, I'd do her Amish-style!
The things I learn on this blog...
Jesus! Invest in a Mariah film she might as well invest in greek debt. Those poor kids are never going to get help. She could sell the dress and cut the botox treatments that would be a good donation.
Exactly what I was thinking. How about you forgo the $20,000 dress and wear clothes like the rest of us for a day. Then give that money to the charity of your choice you dumb bxxch.
That dress was 20,000? I'd demand my money back. It's a rag.
"any proceeds I have will go strictly to Leukemia with children"
Wow - how AMAZING!
Still lmao...you are correct. Tyler misquoted her. He gave her too much credit. Anyway, if she can have children, I don't see why Leukemia can't either.
What is this Mariah movie about? Didn't Glitter like not do so well?
ParisGirl111
http://www.cesidebtsolutions.org
bad bad lip implants
Wow - he obviously didn't marry her for her mind!
I got leukemia just watching her.
Now I'm going to have nightmares. Those plastic surgery faces are just so creepy, I actually feel sorry for some of these ultrarich nutjobs.
you do not need to, they are sorry by themselves.
Some people are to stupid to speak. Unfortunately, they are usually the ones who love to hear the sound of their own voices.
Nothing says "I think my purpose is to actually help children with Leukemia" like a $150,000 cross and a $7000 Lanvin dress. I am going to guess that the Lanvin cost more than Mariah Carey's movie(s)will EVER make.
Those lips look painful.
So...you guys are dealbreaker now?
Investing in Mariah Carey movies
is as brilliant as
investing with Falcone
What does this have to do with anything... I would go to TMZ if I wanted this crap.
+1
Then go.
A little laugh ever now and then is a good thing.
Finding something like this to laugh at isnt hard. The world is full of this kind of tripe. I come here to escape it.
In that case, you would be better off with many prescription drugs and no computer.
Not sure what you guys' problem is. I love slutty MILFs. She's hot, she's willing, she's loaded, she's high from obviously doing blow or worse. Doesn't get much better than this.
+1
+1 godfader got it right
+1 lol
I want to help people- but with other people's money.
Ya that's how it works. Oh and I also want the credit for helping people.
There's no end of people who want to do great things with YOUR money.
I figured out howstupid the world was when I found myself fixing computers for a family that was involved in charity who had 6 kids in private schools and some of them were colleges and all the kids were too stupid to fix the computer themselves.
Oh there's a disaster. Time for Red Cross to fly around in their helicopter and ask for gas money. I mean help money.
Bill Gates 10 billion dollars and the best idea he can come up with to help is to stick kids with needles. I think it's time for people to start calling these people lying fucking assholes and demand to see the accounts. Cause this press conference charity that does little is getting old.
Shes donating the proceeds of the film to Leukemia research and treatment for children.
So what the fucks wrong with that?
Dicks
AndyC
There won't be any.
+1
it'll all be up her nose !!!
Uhh, because the woman is the type that has to tell you who makes her clothes?
Sorry, the folks that I deeply respect are the ones that give and then AVOID the limelight.
Right on.
And that dress looks like it should be stretched across an awning.
I'm with ya' on that. You could have a matching tomato garden outside the awning and the sweet smell of a weber grill burning steaks. Would that be too trashy for a spanish Harlem welfare girl? Or do you think catered Bobby Flay would be more appropriate?
And have a low-key celebratory party on the Patio by Lanvin to toast curing leukemia of children.
Ohh dear Jesus.
It's "leukemia with children" she's trying to help. Are you deaf?
Ya. Proceeds is just a hollywood term for we'll account away the proceeds but still yap our mouth off like we're not GIANT FUCKING CROOKS.
I think her fake lips just got in the way of her otherwise perfect grammar.
It almost sounded like she'd been at the cocktail hour for the full hour.
Agreed. Getting those lips to work is like trying to turn two dumptrucks around too quickly. A bunch of garbage comes out if you're not careful
damn...cocaine much?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl25PK1IFpg
Check her out in this outfit:
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Flickr_-_csztova_-Lisa_Maria_Falc...
MILFs don't get much hotter than this.
The problem with the overly-cosmetically-enhanced is the surgeries don't hold up over time and when things start to slip they get gruesome really fast. In that picture, she looks good. In this video, she looks hideous. When was that picture taken?
"Sallie, the thing you should be worried about most is gravity"
"gruesome" that still remains one of my favorite words.
Yuck! Give me Audrey Hepburn any day. She helped kids too, Without botox and fake lips she was 100 times more beautiful.
+10
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2010/02/18/2010-02-18_billionai...
From NY DAILY NEWS: "She touched me, and I drew back and away from her," Gamble told the Daily News Thursday, adding that she then said he needed a "good f---" to turn him straight."
WHAT DID I SAY? SHE WANTS IT!!!
A "full blown" circus act.
Time to search the NY Post archives for more!
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/item_EzcqqjGF2TKfugqM135LYM
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/posh_pair_in_sex_harass_teV1CzzHXUtYkdpfXNK74N
This woman is the result of what happens when the placentas don't come out after birth, remaining in the uterus to rot indefiniteley causing slow decay of human mind, body, and spirit.
Their aksin' her too many kwestshons
Coming soon to an Obama cabinet near you...
What a moron!
What an idiot! Did she find that dress on the set of Sesame Street?
What an idiot! Did she find that dress on the set of Sesame Street?
The Lips are messed up!
Ya'll are silly. That's just Mick Jagger in drag.
true...and mick loves drag!
you lads are not at your best when performing your circle-jerk male-bonding rituals.
wish you'd stick to financials, at which you excel, and leave the female "I'd fuck it" hate speech to the tabloids.
Y'all.. uhm.. uhm yeah.. uhm.. uhm.. eh?.. yeah!..
You all heard her say "will go strictly to leukemia with children", right? Bueller?
Give her use of language a break. She said she was from Spanish Harlem. The Spanish language reverses nouns and adjectives.
Clearly a third input situation.
You guys are sounding really mean.
What's wrong with a welfare background for example?
Or Spanish Harlem? Or helping children with leukemia? Or indy films?
I'm surprised you didn't make fun of her being a mother of twins, too.
This woman should be shot for even having children, and so should you for standing up for her.
I thought she meant corporate welfare.
What is 3+3 Mrs. Falcone?
Guess she won't be commenting here about this post.
Get it? The math problems to sign on?
The CFTC is about to approve Cantor Fitzgerald futures exchange for us traders to bet on the success or failure of new release movies. In the case of Ms. Falcone, this will be an easy short sell on Mariah and all of the unlucky people with leukemia.
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.reuters.com/cantor-launch-futures-exchange-film-buffs-reuters
I thought Michael Jackson had passed away?
How's that go ?
Lipstick on a pig.....
This has got to be the best thing I have seen all day. Too funny.
That plastic surgery is gross. And her kids??? All their 13 year old friends will over there watching the MILF by the pool and doing a Judge Reinhold in the poolhouse!
Fast Times, bitches...
F
i love this freaking website
Cocaine is a hell of a drug!
Maybe it's somebody's Holy Book that says, "Those who speak of their own good deeds can expect no heavenly reward, because they have already received it on Earth."
I used to think that was true, at least the second part. After reading the comments here, I have been disabused of that notion.
"the fruits of success contain the seeds of failure" chindit13, unless previously claimed
Well, at least she is doing something for a charity. Many are not even giving anything.
ParisGirl111
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