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Muammar Gaddafi To Speak Momentarily On TV

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According to Al Arabiya, Libya's Muammar Gaddafi will deliver an address on TV imminently. Hopefully it will be better received than Mubarak's last speech.

We will post it here as soon as we see it, although we are confident Al Jazeera will be televising it (link here).


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Mon, 02/21/2011 - 17:45 | 982940 Rooster Cogburn
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I fully expect him to issue his mea culpa.

/sarcasm off

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:02 | 982997 Turd Ferguson
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And if this is even partially true, it is extraordinarily dangerous:

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:04 | 983002 born2bmild
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The link is broken.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:04 | 983009 nufio
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does anyone have a cached copy

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:16 | 983042 nonclaim
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Just remove the trailing slash from the link above. Worked for me.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:22 | 983066 drink or die
Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:57 | 983151 Cleanclog
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Still says "Bad Gateway".  Can't get through on this link either.

Gaddafi will prove, once again, what a psychopath he is.  

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 21:04 | 983636 Rooster Cogburn
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Yea, I got that too... But the link is all about the US warships that are cutting off the Iran ships from making a move to the Suez, thus the delay.  Could get ugly quick if those Iran ships have those "suspected missles" on board.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:32 | 983091 earnyermoney
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U.S. warships blocking passage of Iranian ships into the Suez. What could go wrong? Cultural misunderstanding over various hand gestures between the crews.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 20:06 | 983428 TeamAmerica
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Of course, US warships are doing no such thing.   There's a pesky bit of paper called the Convention of Constantinople which guarantees right of passage through the canal. 

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 20:28 | 983508 masterinchancery
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I think it was the Kaiser who called treaties "scraps of paper" to be torn up at convenience.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 22:56 | 984030 StychoKiller
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Or, it was VonRibbentrop, Hitler's foreign Minister...

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 06:04 | 984548 Antipodeus
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I thought it was GWB who called the U.S. Constitution ' just a god-damned piece of paper' (or words to that effect).

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:45 | 983128 MsCreant
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I like this part of the article best:

This pile-up of US naval, air and marine might at strategic points in the Middle East is a warning to meddlers to keep their hands off the revolutions, uprisings and protests sweeping Arab nations. It carries a special message for Tehran that the Obama administration will not permit the Islamic Republic's rulers to make military and political hay from the unrest - in Bahrain or anywhere else.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:14 | 983202 Pure Evil
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Obama will not allow Tehran to make political hay from the unrest?

What a knee slapper, has he even come back from vacation yet?

By the way, Iran couldn't harvest farts from the Greater Middle East fiasco, much less make political hay.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 01:54 | 984423 palmereldritch
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No, it's their hay on fire so it will be their harvest on their terms.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:48 | 983132 SilverRhino
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I'm calling total bullshit.  You would NEVER park an aircraft carrier next to what could very well be an Iranian corvette and supply ship full of explosives.  

Assymetrcial warfare possibilities are just too high to allow that.  

Parking a frigate next to those ships?  Sure thing ... an aircraft carrier ... no freaking way.


Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:37 | 983329 TeamAmerica
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They are not parking next to anything, it's just a bunch of ships in the general vicinity and people who don't normally pay attention to ship movements making assumptions about what it means.

ZH readers who pay attention will remember this:  and if you study it for a moment you will see that the DEBKA report contains a fundamental falsehood.   Nice try though.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:14 | 983039 LMAO
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The real question is:

"Will he address his beloved nation live from Venezuela?"



Mon, 02/21/2011 - 17:46 | 982945 Cognitive Dissonance
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Bullwinkle: "The spirits are about to speak."

Rocky: "Buy The Fucking Dip"

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 17:57 | 982980 barliman
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Bullwinkle: Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

(pulls Boris with machinegun out of hat who riddles Rocky with bullets)

Bullwinkle: Any questions?

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:45 | 983125 SRV - ES339
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R&B got me through my childhood!

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:00 | 983161 Cognitive Dissonance
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Don't forget Mr. Ed, a very wise talking horse who was the basis for my early ethical training. Quite frankly, considering today's massive global lie maybe it's time to resurrect Mr. Ed.

A horse is a horse
Of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse,
Of course
That is, of course
Unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!

Go right to the source
And ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse
He's always on a steady course
Talk to Mister Ed!

People yakkity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say!

Oh, a horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well, listen to this:
". . . I am Mister Ed

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 17:47 | 982948 Flore
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someone got ill again..; carrying all that gold really kills your back

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 17:47 | 982949 Horatio Beanblower
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Momentarily  - "Hello!  Goodbye!  Smell you later!"

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 17:58 | 982984 CPL
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Gadfly enters, lights dim, center light is on him.

Gadfly turns, places the cassette tape in the deck.  Hits Play.

While the music is playing he is somber, reserved and stoic.

At the end of it...jazz hands and looney tunes dance.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:02 | 982995 Horatio Beanblower
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Mon, 02/21/2011 - 17:48 | 982950 reader2010
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He's got a deal with the US?

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 17:50 | 982960 Id fight Gandhi
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Won't be for while until us news covers this. Barely any coverage all day.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:09 | 983023 franzpick
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With 10 or more different spellings.

Wasn't it Muammar himself who once said:  "I don't care what anyone thinks about me, as long as they spell my name correctly" ?

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 17:51 | 982964 Segestan
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Final address... ' I have the Gold.. bitches!!

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:08 | 983020 AndrewJackson
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Taped 5 days ago for sure.....Maybe Gadaffi even planned well enough to scrap together his worthless fiat stash.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 17:53 | 982967 bingaling
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Gaddafi reminds me of Raoul Duke on an ether binge . This is going to be some funny shit .

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 17:58 | 982989 CPL
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I was thinking crack addled Mel Brooks for some reason.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:20 | 983059 bingaling
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Hey man i was watching al jazeera live on the net when my computer just shut down like a bullet was shot through it . I rebooted and it wouldn't restart it crashed right away . I reebooted one more time and I got a message that my windows had been reconfigured? Anyway I had to "slow" start it and now I am online . You know of anything that would shut dowm my comp from a remote location or you think I am just being paranoid and my computer overheated ?

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:42 | 983116 CPL
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Might want to download and run Microsoft Security Essentials 2.0.  It's free and does a good job on actually cleaning the nasty from a windows install.  Microsoft has been getting it's ass kicked on security annoyance so long it final put out a useful tool by buying a good AV/Malware company to package and give to it's customers.

Second.  Do a defrag.

Third. run scandisk to repair any bad sectors on your hard drive.

For over heating you crack up the case if you have a desktop and use a can of air.  you can get them for 6-8 bucks at office supply places.  Wear a mask while you are doing it.  All that dust in there is bits of you and whatever animals you have around the house.  If you have a laptop, depends on the vendor.  Acer and Dell makes it easy to clean the back end vent and fan.  If you leave it too long the tiny little fan in there blows out and it is an expensive repair especially in macbooks (around $250 bucks for the fan itself).  Again use a can of air to blow the crap out of the box and wear a mask.  The dust in your PC can be mould filled and should be considered hazardous btw.  Do not use a vacuum, most vacuum generate a shit load of static electricity and will blow the motherboard in a pc.  There are vacuums they sell, but they don't do as good of a job as a can of air.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:51 | 983142 bingaling
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Thanks man much appreciated !

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:31 | 983292 Pure Evil
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If you're unable to load Windows successfully, try this:  (XP)


Press F5 continuously,

Select: Safe Mode with Networking,

Once in Windows goto Control Center,

Select Performance and Maintenance,

In upper left, Select: 'System Restore', now follow directions to choose restore point before event.

This should bring you back to a stable operating system.

Now have fun finding the malware to delete. Many tools available.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 23:01 | 984040 StychoKiller
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Better plan:  Obtain Ubuntu Linux and STOP using MicroShaft products.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:10 | 983025 TeamAmerica
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" point in mentioning these bats. Poor bastard will see them soon enough."

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:47 | 983131 CPL
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we can't stop here, this is bat country!!

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:37 | 983101 A Man without Q...
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It's funny - I see him as a cross between The Dude and Joseph Stalin, if that's possible.  He's always stoned - really, this is not a joke, he really is a wake and bake guy.  He's renowned at the African Nations' Summits for bringing his retinue by land and then pitching his tents somewhere (he refuses to stay in offered accomodation, says he's an Arab and that's how they do it) and getting stoned.  He then gives his rambling speeches and everyone's rather embarrassed.  For years Western journalists noted his slightly off-kilter manner and rambling sentences, but never realized it was because of his fondness for the weed...

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:14 | 983206 serotonindumptruck
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Interesting. I recall my various port calls while serving with the Sixth Fleet. Especially North Africa. It appeared to be much easier to procure almost any quantity of hashish that might be desired, as opposed to the actual herb.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:38 | 983335 Pure Evil
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Weren't you the lucky one!

I believe way back in the old days, before High Times and growing sinsemilla became fashionable, making hashish was one of the ways to turn low potencey parts of weed into something that could be smoked and get you high.

From Wikipedia:

"a preparation of cannabis composed of the compressed stalked resin glands called trichomes, collected from the cannabis plant. It contains the same active ingredients but in higher concentrations than unsifted buds or leaves"

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:56 | 983395 serotonindumptruck
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The choicest product found was in Rotterdam. An 18 ounce block of "Black Afghan", with the imprint of an elephant stamped on one face of the cube.

The second-best had to be from that guy in Tangiers, but there is no doubt that it was mixed with opium resin. 

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 20:36 | 983505 born2bmild
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7th fleet, 1980's, Baguio red in the Philippines and un-named herb from Hong Kong = speechless ontop of Victoria Peak for an entire afternoon (prob' opium mix).

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 20:38 | 983556 serotonindumptruck
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Nice. ;-)

Makes me want to listen to this song again.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 21:20 | 983682 born2bmild
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I was on the Enterprise, we made it to your neck of the woods in '86 what boat and when?


Mon, 02/21/2011 - 22:06 | 983850 serotonindumptruck
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Bainbridge (CGN-25) '86 - '87 Med cruise, Kennedy Battle Group


Mon, 02/21/2011 - 23:03 | 984051 born2bmild
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We made to to Toulon and Naples, loved it over there you guys had it good.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 23:02 | 984043 StychoKiller
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More likely, it's Kif!

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 23:34 | 984135 serotonindumptruck
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Rather have some Khat!

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 17:53 | 982970 barliman
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I am thinking defiance mixed with delusional. When you deploy air power against your own people ... haven't left a lot of room for, "Come, let us reason together."


Mon, 02/21/2011 - 17:53 | 982971 AN0NYM0US
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memory lane Oct 2008

Muammar al-Gaddafi Endorses Obama ???? ????????

beginning at minute 1

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 17:55 | 982976 aheady
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Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:03 | 983003 Confused
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As they say, trust but verify. 

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:12 | 983034 TeamAmerica
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Gaddafi is also a birther and a truther.  

For all we know he's a fan of Ron Paul, too.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 22:03 | 983596 born2bmild
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What's your damage TA? You some kinda nerf troll?  Your rare break from un-original is to stick your entire leg down your throat? How much do you have to drink to convince yourself you are providing some national service by doing what you do - did you notice that many of us non-trolls are veterans? Ron Paul's 11 election victories are based on his support of the constitution (does that threaten you?). I was reading an article about cop suicides, the story is often the same, they just get up one morning, they realize they've spent their entire life on the wrong side of the population and the gun is on the nightstand... Is that how you aim to live your life? You know Walmart is hiring too right? You know Obama's budget probably won't go through which means you will be out of a job in the near future. You could beat the jobsearch rush, just walk away right now. You might actually make a friend at the bar if you have a cool story that illustrates how you thought about it and did the right thing.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 23:24 | 984105 Jasper M
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Dude, rule 14.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 23:42 | 984159 born2bmild
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Did I blow it? I apologize if I did. What's rule 14?

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 23:26 | 984109 Jasper M
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 . . . and . . . my first duplicate post

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:29 | 983086 gwar5
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"He's one of us" --Muammar

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:33 | 983311 AVP
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On occasion Gaddafi will throw in some truth.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 17:56 | 982978 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Don't forget the gold son, for god's sake, if there's one thing you do... don't forget that frick'n gold.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:11 | 982985 Mercury
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This will be comic.  His speech at the UN two summers ago was like the I Have A Dream speech for crazy people:

His arabic/english interpreter actually said: "I just can't take it any more..." and collapsed with his headphones on:

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 17:59 | 982987 Gromit
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Why won't the cable companies let us watch Al-Jazeera?

Admittedly it's not BBC World News but they do get terrific access - and it's way more balanced than FOX.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:00 | 982994 Dr. Porkchop
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Because only a terrorist would want to watch the truth



Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:03 | 982998 bingaling
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Here is aljazeera live on the net -screw cable

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:05 | 983010 born2bmild
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England's budget is more balanced than FOX. I like the RT coverage, street level.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 20:34 | 983536 born2bmild
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The RT comment must have drawn the junks, never met a literate Fox fan.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:25 | 983077 tj3
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Voice of America website hacked by Islamic Warriors

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:49 | 983136 CPL
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Islamic Warriors = a handful of 14 year olds in Indonesia

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:03 | 983172 DaveyJones
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Most politicians are interested in a handfull of 14 year olds from Indonesia

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:08 | 983187 CPL
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By interested I'm pretty sure you mean hourly rate...


That's how I want to go out, double fisting rye and cokes, covered in nubile 18 year old thai girls while making vague references to Vietnam and how I saved a friend throwing myself on top of that veitnamese hooker.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:03 | 983004 PY-129-20
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Off topic: Fiat money fight breaks out in China

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:23 | 983071 franzpick
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World class genocide won't be viewable on until Chinese youth workaround the net-censored 'Jasmine revolution' and the protest gains street momentum.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:09 | 983022 bankrupt JPM bu...
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calls for crimes against humanity...right...I guess an unauthorized occupation of gaza, some white phosphorus, and numerous 'fuck yous' to Amesty Int. overlooked by ZOG media.  Fuck me.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 20:24 | 983495 melachiro
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Seems that recently every anti-semite white trash special is trolling the site.  I know there have always been a few but, it's like flys to poo now.  Is stormfront monitoring ZH all of the sudden?

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 20:29 | 983507 serotonindumptruck
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What is this "stormfront" that you speak of?

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 20:37 | 983527 melachiro
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I'll assume your not yanking my

Became very familiar with it in my ignorant younger days when it was easy to just blame blacks, jews...anybody different than me for the worlds problems.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 23:02 | 984044 Scarticia
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Fuck off shill

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:22 | 983067 Horatio Beanblower
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So, who listenened to Sir Evelyn back in '08?

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:24 | 983072 gwar5
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He must be trying to pre-empt Glenn Beck at 5 o'clock.

Hope he's wearing the fancy uniform with the gold braid epaulets.


Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:26 | 983076 Horatio Beanblower
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All the good ones do.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:26 | 983079 10044
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don't get your hopes up; all he's going to say is that he's been having an affair with Mubarak's wife for years.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 23:31 | 984128 StychoKiller
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Ben Ali wakes from his coma to find he's now the father of triplets!  Tune in tomorrow for "As the World Churns!" :>D

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:35 | 983096 SPACEPETE2000
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 Europeans should look at these uprisings carefully . In 20 -30 yrs this could be Belgium or France .

Watch this video . We need to prevent islamafication of the U.S.A.

Contact your State and Federal Reps. in your area and tell them that you want a more sustainable growth model .

 Gaddafi once praised muslims outside the middle east and their exponetial birth rate .

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:43 | 983121 bunkermeatheadp...
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Judafication of the U.S.A. is a more clear and present danger.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:57 | 983152 SPACEPETE2000
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 The Globalists are using immergration as a smoke screen so that they can get away with all kinds of stuff behind the scenes . Watch the video , you'll be shocked .

 If population worldwide is the biggest environmental threat in the world than should'nt we be protecting the environment of the states with a more sustainable growth model ?

We are not going to be able to increase the size of our infrastruture over the next 20 yrs . We'll be lucky if we can maintain what we have .

Call your local state and federal lawmakers and tell them you want this debated publically . 

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 23:28 | 984113 Saxxon
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Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:05 | 983178 walküre
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20 to 30 years?

it won't last that long.

if Islamification is behind this, the crackpot ideology gets thrown into the dustbin of history where it belongs.

750 years is not too long to admit a mistake!

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:40 | 983113 Calmyourself
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One of the scenarios I have read, I forget where, is the Iranians bringing a massive dirty bomb, conventional explosives surrounded by nuclear material the dirtier and longer half life the better through the canal.  Waiting for proper prevailing winds and then blowing it sky high in order to effect as much of Israel as possible.  I wonder if one of our 688's got a geiger reading on this freight carrying ship?  Blocking these ships is certainly better then most of Iran being molten glass, just a thought.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:44 | 983127 Id fight Gandhi
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Israel having nuclear weapons is more dangerous, but nobody ever calls themes out on it.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:08 | 983185 Calmyourself
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More dangerous ..  Why don't they just solve all their problems then and use them?  They will never use them first as you well know and you know why but it would hurt to recognize that fact.. 

Ghandi would kick your ASS, probably make you drink his pee.. 

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 20:05 | 983421 pazmaker
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Israel having nuclear weapons is more dangerous, but nobody ever calls themes out on it.


You just did!  on this thread and countless others


Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:06 | 983179 A Man without Q...
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God knows where you read it, but it's total nonsense.  The whole concept of a "dirty bomb" was something invented by the Office of Special Plans or some other special group who come up with clever ways to scare the population.  Of course, they conveniently ignored the fact that the US used between 300 tonnes in 1991 and up to 2,000 tonnes in 2003 of depleted uranium in Iraq.

Given your comment about the dirtier and longer half life the better, you clearly are exactly the type of idiot who falls for these tactics.  

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:19 | 983238 Calmyourself
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I usually do not do the Chumba thing but you are a fucking dunce who has no idea what the fuck he is talking about.  Have you or any of your inbred posse ever heard of Chernobyl, man without an IQ indeed.   Depleted uranium for your edification if you understand that word is a very low level radioactive with a biological half-life of 15 days.   Civilian uses include counterweights in aircraft, radiation shielding in medical radiation therapy and industrial radiography equipment, and containers used to transport radioactive materials.  Its incredibly long half life of 4.468 billion years makes it the only part of your stupid post that has any reason attached to it at all.  Crawl back into your hole and increase your IQ fool.


Tue, 02/22/2011 - 05:11 | 984521 A Man without Q...
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"Depleted uranium for your edification if you understand that word is a very low level radioactive with a biological half-life of 15 days."

You must have studied chemistry to a higher level than I did, as a biological half-life is a new concept to me.  

I reiterate my point, dirty bombs are a concept that has no viability in the real world.  The concept is that it disperses radioactive material over a wide area.  This means there is no source with a high concentration (it is the concentration of emissions that matters, pretty much on a logarithmic scale, which is why the firefighters who went into the reactor in Chernobyl to fight the flames all died, whereas those that stayed in the out buildings did not), so dropping half a tonne of radioactive material over Israel would be about the same as giving the population an x-ray.  Add to that, the Iranians have no more than a few kilos of refined uranium.  

So, the idea they would do something so ineffectual and give the Israelis/ Americans and Saudis the excuse they are looking for to launch a conventional attack is just absurd.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:46 | 983119 Boilermaker
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I can't believe that nobody...nobody gives this man his proper respect.

He is COLONEL Muammar Ghadaffi!

Can anyone find the old SNL skit of Kadaffi's Fried Chicken (you like it or die!)???  That shit was great.


Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:47 | 983130 bunkermeatheadp...
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20 years ago when I was studying various organizational structures, I came across an interesting statistic that I don't know whether it still holds true:

The most common occupation of a condo association president is a retired colonel.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:35 | 983321 Moe Howard
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So he still does have a possible career move even if he is downsized [or rightsized] out of his current DiC [Dick tator in Chief] position.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:54 | 983147 Quantum Nucleonics
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Libyan foreign ministry has leaked text of pending speech:

"I still have a ton of ammo so get back to work or the next round has your name on it. I've been running this joint for 37 years, I like the taste of power and don't plan on giving that up anytime soon. I'm not that wus Mubarak. Reagan and an armada of FB-111's couldn't take me out, so you damn well can bet you SOB's can't do it either. Now, go home and shut up. I need to turn the internet back on. My grandkids are busting my balls about not being able to play Call of Duty 4."

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 18:58 | 983155 Arkadaba
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Unconfirmed Tweet:

Breaking Al Jazeera: Statement by Libyan Military Officers asks all members of the Libyan army to head to Tripoli & remove Gaddafi #Libya

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:34 | 983314 DaveyJones
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wild. Wouldn't say it without some sense of critical mass

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:01 | 983164 bunkermeatheadp...
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I was raised to believe that his name began with a "Q."

Now that I am all grown up and worldy, I come to find out it was a big government LIE, and that his name REALLY begins with a "G."

I am sooo disillusioned.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:11 | 983194 Boilermaker
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I've seen the "K" version also...


Mon, 02/21/2011 - 20:19 | 983475 Fred Hayek
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They did a little thing about this on the news on SNL years ago.  They noted Ghadafi, Qadafi and others but highlighted their favorite, Kadaffy Duck.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:07 | 983177 stuartbushcraftblog
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My ACME defibrillator stocks are soaring at the minute.


BTFB (Buy The F**king Beeps)


Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:17 | 983224 ciscokid
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Silver spike guys it's taken out 34$ and moving higher.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:20 | 983245 Nine Pies
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"Momentarily" does not mean "in a moment" or soon.

Momentarily means "for a moment", also "temporarily."

Gaddafi might be momentarily delayed.

He will also be the momentary ruler.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:56 | 983393 Jerry Maguire
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According to some press reports, the upheaval in Libya is being orchestrated by the CIA, et al., in retaliation for the perceived role of Libya in fomenting unrest in Egypt, et al.



Mon, 02/21/2011 - 20:14 | 983456 Everybodys All ...
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Delusional dictators for 100 Alex.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 20:16 | 983464 jhalmos
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So then, it's Ghaddhaffi? And Bryan Regan spells it with a "Q" and a "K."

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 20:24 | 983493 Temporalist
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Gadhafi appeard just to tell people that rumors of him fleeing are incorrect.

Mon, 02/21/2011 - 22:41 | 983978 gall batter
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Qaddafi will go.  Protestors are gaining control of cities and the military is joining the protestors.  

Next:  Yemen.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 00:27 | 984286 atomicwasted
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LOL @ Debka.  Psychic Friends Network, or your neighbor's 6 year old, is a more reliable and reputable source.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 02:00 | 984431 palmereldritch
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Bit of a delay on the TV thing.
Probably just have to snap him out of his coma.

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