Is This The Mysterious Gadaffi Rumor Source?

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Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:43 | 1026130 Max Hunter
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LMAO .. ZH rules

 

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:45 | 1026133 mcguire
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agreed!

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:59 | 1026186 Pladizow
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I got this same e-mail and forwarded to Ben.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:03 | 1026196 Dr. Richard Head
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I usually respond to those emails with the following -

"I would surely be willing to help you in this matter and would like to talk with you as soon as possible.  I can be reached at 212.902.1000.  Please ask for Lloyd Blankfein and my executive assistant will be able to get you in touch with me and we can get the ball rolling."

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 13:00 | 1026452 Oracle of Kypseli
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Another one is:

Dear sir,

Thanks for the offer. Unfortunately, my account is frozen due to a dispute with the bank and they will not release any of my funds until I pay them $100k in dispute.

If you send me the $100k to unfeeeze my account, i will be able to deal with you and sent you the $1MM.

Thanks 

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:04 | 1026198 Max Hunter
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A few years ago, when I first started getting them, I forwarded them to the local FBI.. :)

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:46 | 1026392 LeBalance
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but...but...but, that's their origin.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:22 | 1026249 SheepDog-One
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Hillarious!

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:26 | 1026269 nope-1004
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US monetary policy is now RUMOR MILL policy.

 

What an absolute JOKE !!!!!!

 

Control commod's through rumors.  THE US GOV'T AND ITS FAILED PRINTING POLICIES ARE A JOKE !!!!!!!!!!!

 

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:45 | 1026381 malikai
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I loled, hard.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:44 | 1026132 Ancona
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Nice!

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:59 | 1026187 French Frog
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... but erroneous: it would be ...@bbc.co.uk (no such thing as bbc.com; here in engerland we don't all belong in the .com family you know)

;-)

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:04 | 1026203 lance_manion
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Au contraire!  www.bbc.com works just fine.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:21 | 1026255 French Frog
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quite clearly you are not looking at where your browser redirect you when you go to bbc.com

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:24 | 1026270 CPL
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No, we all are...at least it's not as bad as getting decoyed by lemonparty.org.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:35 | 1026332 French Frog
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good one

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:38 | 1026343 lance_manion
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Nope.  Redirection is dependent upon your ISP portal location, I suspect.  If entered as such, a browser remains at bbc.com, at least here in Canada. 

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:56 | 1026442 French Frog
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in this case i do offer my most sincere and humble apology

;-)

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:46 | 1026139 jesse livermoore
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priceless

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:27 | 1026283 Michael
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My world sources tell me North African and Middle Eastern countries are getting ready to pull the plug on the dollar.

Covert withdraw of dollar denominated assets are on-going. Protection of precious mettle reserve measures are underway.

The closing of markets in specific areas to shut out western arbitrage will continue.

A spike in US Treasury yields is imminent.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:47 | 1026140 alien-IQ
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ZH: Doin our part to keep the no fly list in seven digit territory.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:49 | 1026408 Bob
Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:48 | 1026144 wagefreedom
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whoa-- I thought I was the only guy who got/agreed to this-- am I F'ed??

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:58 | 1026179 Gully Foyle
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wagefreedom

"whoa-- I thought I was the only guy who got/agreed to this-- am I F'ed??"

About two years ago there was a news story regarding a county treasurer who was scammed by this. She lost something like a quarter of a million dollars.

That means you now have the credentials to run for office.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:23 | 1026259 CPL
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Education shouldn't be used as a measuring stick to how smart someone is, but more of a guide post on how well they follow instructions by others.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:49 | 1026145 DonnieD
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So it's been Ghadaffi sending me those e-mails all this time.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:00 | 1026189 Sudden Debt
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ME TO!!

And luckely for me, he accepted payment with my visa. I just had to give my account number and security codes.

I'm so going to get rich!

 

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:21 | 1026257 CPL
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You are both fools.  I'm waiting for a response back from my nigerian prince.  Any day now my ship will come in.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:18 | 1026243 Arch Duke Ferdinand
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""So it's been Ghadaffi sending me those e-mails all this time.""

...Yup....Trying to move his cash to Vancouver BC, Canada...

"Canada's four Western Provinces...with a plethora of natural resources and only 12.5 million citizens, led by gateway city, Vancouver BC...

Based on a combination of environment, health care, culture and infrastructure, Vancouver topped the list of the world's most liveable cities for the fifth straight year, according to a new report....."

http://seenoevilspeaknoevilhearnoevil.blogspot.com/2011/02/vancouver-bcworlds-most-liveable-cities.html

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 13:32 | 1026584 anarchitect
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Do you really believe this crap? A city where the average home price is 9 times the median income, where an overdue earthquake would come with liquefaction, where the sheep vote socialist, and which has a metro population over 1 million with practically no expressways? Granted, it's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.

Ahh, the report came from The Economist. Which explains much.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:49 | 1026147 Mae Kadoodie
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Ah, the old Libyan scam.  Who hasn't gotten one of those e-mails?

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:49 | 1026148 Racer
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That is what the banksters are doing every day with POMO

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:51 | 1026149 Cognitive Dissonance
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Dammit, did you respond as well?

Well I was first so you're the looser.

[ L ]

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:51 | 1026151 Oh regional Indian
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+++ Very nice.

And OT, TD, can I suggest re-christening the ChairSatan a little?

 

How is ChairShaitan (Shaitan, Etymological parent of Satan, in Arabic).

It's got some Zing and comes off th etongue with a little Swing.

ChairShaitan.

Even the ME will get behind it.

ORI

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:52 | 1026155 Temporalist
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I responded...I said send me some gold I will convert it for you free of charge.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:53 | 1026157 cougar_w
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I get those like 3 times a day. I though it was just me.

Gadhaffi must be desperate. I'd help him out except he's a useless old fucker.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:51 | 1026159 alien-IQ
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market going red, oil bouncing back. QUICK...START A NEW RUMOR!!!!

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:56 | 1026178 Cognitive Dissonance
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Someone needs to create a random rumor generator.

Where's Banzai7 when you need him?

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:05 | 1026209 alien-IQ
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something tells me he's conjuring one up as we speak...he rarely disappoints.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:16 | 1026230 Cognitive Dissonance
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Banzai7 is working on Cats this morning. Hilarious.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/expd/

Those who follow him on twitter get all his stuff fresh off the printer.

http://twitter.com/#!/williambanzai7

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:27 | 1026289 I Am The Unknow...
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Thanks for the link!  I think I have a new favourite website!

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 13:09 | 1026487 Cognitive Dissonance
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He had me worried when he briefly switched to other barnyard animals, but now he's safely back to cats.....at least for the moment.

Witnessing an artist in real time is not for the faint of heart.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:53 | 1026163 ISEEIT
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The best smart ass is a great smart ass. Nobody beats Tyler.

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:52 | 1026164 InconvenientCou...
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>>Hello?

<<Hi please hold for the Col.

>>OK but speed it up. I have a meeting with the NY Fed.

<<LLoyd! hello! this is Mumi long time no see how are the wife and kids?

>>Hey, my good friend, I'm in a real pinch here and you're the first person I thought of calling.

<insert shitty deal here>

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:55 | 1026166 gordengeko
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TD you got that from chavez didn't you!

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:08 | 1026174 Franken_Stein
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This is an all-out war now, guys !

 

Goldman Sachs hires law firm to shut blogger's site

 

Goldman Sachs is attempting to shut down a dissident blogger who is extremely critical of the investment bank, its board members and its practices.

The bank has instructed Wall Street law firm Chadbourne & Parke to pursue blogger Mike Morgan, warning him in a recent cease-and-desist letter that he may face legal action if he does not close down his website.

Florida-based Mr Morgan began a blog entitled "Facts about Goldman Sachs" the web address for which is goldmansachs666.com just a few weeks ago.

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/5137489/...

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 16:10 | 1027213 mrdenis
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That's Mike Morgan's old site !  

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 11:56 | 1026176 What_Me_Worry
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This is probably the happiest moment of my life. 

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:00 | 1026191 alien-IQ
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as Sandra Bernhard once said: "I feel like a mole on Marilyn Monroe's cheek...I'm just happy to be here"

Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:25 | 1026271 serotonindumptruck
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Good job!

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