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Naked Cramer - Annotation Day Four
Geoffrey Raymond's art, just like fine wine, only gets better with time. This is particularly true if the art is subjected to accelerated aging via repeated days of annotations. Raymond's latest piece: the Naked Cramer, is now on its day four of soliciting random and assorted commentary, and the prevailing sentiment on CNBC's permabullish stockpicker is certainly starting to shine through. The results are below.
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Why does he have 3 nipples?
I understand Crusty the Clown has three nipples. Don't know from personal experience or anything though...fucking clowns...
I have been too. There are girl clowns you know.
Apologies to clowns. I was out of line. He is not even a good clown.
"I really underestimated the creepiness..." - Etrade Baby
Salamandra had 3 nipples... that is how Bond recognised him.
Wait a minute...!
Come to think of it... I have never seen Cramer and Salamandra in the same room, at the same time...!
But Crusty is a GREAT clown.
Ranks right up there with the Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Or Dorothy and her 3 buddies, allusions to mental, physical and spiritual well being, as they're approaching the Curtain of OZ and calling out the little bugger for the deformed midget he really is, accompanied by strains of Pink Floyd's, Darkside of the Moon......
Reminds me of my old scout days toasting around the campfire with Mr. Twistie, ravishing the potato chip stash, humming Swing Low Sweet Chariot whilst nursing the JW Dant sour mash.....
Ah, but to have 3 nipples, again....
Watching Cramer is like watching Jerry Springer -- vicarious trip watching others make a complete fool of themselves. Is fun in small doses...
OMG!
I just LoveThe Jerry Springer Show, too! Kinda like the Gong Show, without a hook. Instead they beat the crap outa one another. Fucking Demented! Sooo low brow. It's Close to Perfection!
Betcha R Lee Ermey and Da Vinci would Both Approve.
(tear of whistful gratitude running down cheek)
Kramer and clowns.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrtwWraQDn8
So does Mark Wahlberg (Marky Mark). No joke.
No Shit!
Can you imagine how much they could make in Tijuana?
he'll bust your lip wide open, if you call him marky mark to his face.
so watch it, israel.
He's obviously a witch.
Yes...but which witch?
Only if he weighs more than a duck.
the (type 1) supernumerary nipple… an allusion to abundance-fetishism?
FYI: james bond bad-guy francisco scaramanga was depicted as a (type 1) supernumerarian in 'the man with the golden gun'
First nipple is for happiness
Second nipple is for prosperity
Third niplpe is for the bull market
Happy prosperous bull market!
Remember, turn off the TV & the Internet at home this weekend, and spend quality time with your family and loved ones. Make a pledge to make a phone call to your parents this weekend, tell them how much you love them, and how great things are! Spread the joy and happiness. All your worries will wash away; and you will be renewed with energy and fullness.
Ah, I'm smelling a sweet cupcake freshly baked in the oven... You should grab one this weekend!
Have a great weekend; you deserve one! :D
Good work if you can get it.
http://www.wbaltv.com/news/24422897/detail.html
Scaramanga reference?
Just like Scaramanga in that Bond flick...the consumate hit man, only Cramer only takes out hits on other people's portfolios.
Ya think Bawney would be into that third nipple thingy?
Holy cow the naked cramer is right next to the clothed cramer in the ad!
How about a cramer cloud with font size proportional to frequency of descriptive word?
That insidious @#$%^&* bouncing thing in the ad is giving me epilepsy.
I was thinking the same - ironic shit! I had his ads on both
sides of the naked Cramer poster.
Marketing faux pas.
One is superflorous, or,...
In case the other two get worn out?
Tripple Nipple Syndrome.
The Man With the Golden Gun perhaps... I wonder if Cramer will ever run into another Chew Me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8wtS9vUk5Y
Dont worry why there are 3 nipples, they are the only part of him that is the right color!
Here's looking at you, kid.
"My nipples are fine!"
I hate the Cramer ad that comes up in the little ad boxes. But it's fucking funny when he poses next to this.
+1
That's just freaking awesome!
That just made my day
Timely piece. Seeing lots of Cramer ads -- the Naked Cramer image is currently flanked by them...
Good God man. Naked Cramer and ugly Cramer ads on the same page? Yeech.
as i understand it, the cramer ads are a function of your computer's storage of cookies from bukkake websites. it's a correlation thing.
+1 splurt
I think you mean +25 splurts
Cramer post is bot bait.
Bitch.
Pardon me.....do you have any Grey Poupon?
First rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club. Isn't this guy and his corporate parent one of your advertisers?
Corporate parents need an abortion.
funny seeing the two cramers side by side
Its Cramer versus Cramer!
cerulean blue or cadmium yellow?
decisions, decisions . . .
He is a yellow journalist...
MsCreant. He's so hot right now..
+1
C v C...
Well played!
Next week down big, right into Jobless Friday.
Oops.
I've hit his ad like twenty times.
Thanks for the contribution, Jimmy.
Twenty five for me. Great idea.
Anyone interested in taking a step, albeit very small, and get something off the drawing board?
I've been thinking about a sticker, bumper size, that identifies American Patriots. I think that includes a large majority of the ZH community. But wouldn't directly identify said patriot as a member of ZH.
Personally, I'd like to be driving down the road and give a thumbs up to the person next to me. It's a start.
keep it simple, but identify two main themes - "patriot" (someone who cares and understands what is happening in this country) and one other word. A word that tells the oligarchy that we are on to them (I could use some help here). I'm thinking of some reverse psyops like, "dumb" perhaps. Dumb Patriot. Dumb may not be the word, but "they" do consider us as some form of dumb.
I use the the avatar "Village Idiot" because it acknowledges right up front that I may be, and sometimes am, the VI. But you can't use it against me because I am the VI, after all. We both know. That is the key - one word that represents the power of the people, and another word that signifies a mutual understanding that, to the contrary, we aren't dumb.
I need a little help developing this, though, but hopefully you get the idea. I would be privileged to contribute any way I can, financially or otherwise.
I hope this idea gets some traction - I really would like to be running down the road and give a big thumbs up to my fellow Dumb? Patriot.
I'll probably post this around the site and see what happens. Cheers.
Patriot Patsy, they think we are patsy's so let's claim it.
The Amerikan public ARE patsies until they take action to prove otherwise...
And by action, I DO NOT mean:
Party R screwed me... so I am voting for Party D. ('92)
Party D screwed me... so I am voting for Party R. ('00)
Party R screwed me... so I am voting for Party D. ('08)
Party D screwed me... so I am voting for Party R. ('10)
Ad nauseum.
action is the operative word - thanks for responding
Except things were great in 2000. I have no idea why people switched to party R. Oh yeah, banning gay marriage for the 14 millionth time. Gotta pretend we're going to ban abortion too!
And an affair in the oval office? Burn him!!! What we need is a man who will crash the entire economy...
Surely you see my point.
Maybe just an iconic "eyes wide open" kind of thing
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I like it. Who can help/guide/facilitate?
Well that's interesting - someone junked this little thought experiment. Care to tell us why?
Never mind, the whole thread was junked. Cramer.
Yes, I'm sure that hundred millionaire Jim Cramer is wasting a beautiful Friday night in the summer seeing who to junk on zero hedge.
Johnny Bravo - angry variant of SuperBull? I was struck by the words you used regarding Cramer having better things to do. Seriously.
by SuperBullon Fri, 07/30/2010 - 13:46
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I like that, too. Very good.
We can be the "Double-ought Patriots," which, in the context of the icon, has a legitimate meaning (eyes wide open...) and an insidious double-entendre that might just scare the bejeesus out of the elitists.
Excellent idea, John King!
:D
P.S. In the end game, grafitti would become rampant. "Double-oughts" everywhere and Long Island Airport is hopping with international flights...
"an insidious double-entendre that might just scare the bejeesus out of the elitists."
wouldn't that be grand - a simple bumper sticker - causing the elitists to look over their collective shoulders. any symbol that begins to multiply exponentially would probably do the trick. thanks for responding.
Cramer is the quintessential man who believes his own bullshit....or does he? That sly fox.
The artist appears to be in a "boo" period.
Crammer resembles old photos of that mean little prick Lev Bronstein, aka "Leon Trotsky".
Not to mention both were/are propagandists.
Shameful Liar
Pardon my obvious observation, but Google Ads on this very webpage are promoting Jim Cramer, yet the content is bashing it... Seems so oxymoronic to me ;)
Jim buybuybuy Cramers ad money is just as good here, wouldn't want ZH to discriminate would you?
Oh! The irony! The irony!
He ain't an oxymoron, more like maroon (Bugs Bunny speak).
Hey, wait a minute.
I get it.
BB - Ben Bernanke or Bugs Bunny?
Hmmmm.
Seems the more I type Cramer, the google bots put his ads up.
I'll click 'em till he's dead!
I have no vested interest in defending the guy, since I have no vested interests, but I've listened to him every night for the last few months, and I have to say, he has been really amazing about calling the general market during the Greek crisis, etc. I have not tracked his specific stock picks. Maybe they or his earlier forecasts have been way off, because he's certainly not getting alot of love here. Would love to hear some specifc complaints to back up all the angst. Thanks!
This forum does not appreciate calls that are correct. That has been proven time and time again when every time I predict a gold crash, people get all hurt and junk me.
Then, they disappear for a while.
Cramer has been incredibly wrong on so many occasions, with that said.
For example, he said all last week would be down, due to housing start data, and last week was a roaring bull market.
The guy is an assclown.
so what? I said gold should be 200 by now and am still shamelessly going around making predictions
But you aren't consistently right like me. LOL.
Even if you ARE me..
Even if I were not you and I were that other guy- whom I am not- I would still say that gold is just another pumped-up asset class that is going to feel the wrath of gravity when the bag-holders figure it out.
Zoom! Halfway to China, baby!
That has been proven time and time again when every time I predict a gold crash
What gold "crash"? Unless you count a few 10-20% pullbacks, when has gold "crashed" since 1999? When something has doubled or tripled, and pulls back, I consider that healthy action. A "crash" is a fall of 50% or more to most people. So, any time you've predicted a "crash" in gold since ZH has been founded, here's a freakin' clue:
YOU'VE BEEN WRONG.
Freakin, self-aggrandizing moron.
You have to watch him over a longer period of time, and really pay attention to his comments. My observations:
1. He flip flops far too often to really trade off his comments.
2. He uses his flip flops as an opportunity to be right whatever happens.
3. He doesn't really do as much research as he suggests. I was very short Palm (watching the company closely) and he misquoted Pre sales off the conference call and never corrected himself. He was bullish on the stock all the way down (part of his "Internet Tsunami").
4. He never comes clean with his actual results. Various newspapers, etc. have debunked his performance claims, but he never counters with any hard numbers.
5. He's essentially shucking and jiving so often that he really can't be pinned down with any hard numbers/facts. Netflix is one of his "CANDIES". Stock down 10-15% - any discussion of that?
6. He creates a sense of confidence in the Sheeple with his bravado, but he's been repeatedly shown to be over-confident at significant market turns. Google some of his market calls and watch the You-Tube videos. At one point he said (near the top) that one should buy over-priced stocks simply because he thought they would get even more over-priced.
So, he's essentially a carnival barker - all flash but no facts and the documentation is out there that suggests he's not nearly as good as he portrays.
Speaking of Google, wasn't he saying it was going to the 700s when it was in the 600s?
Now it's in the 400s. No further comment necessary.
Wow 1-6... Sounds like a politician...
Are you sure it isn't Dodd or Obummer in a Cramer mask?
Cramer doesn't know what he is, how can we?
What Cramer ads... oh right.. I have click-to-flash which stops all the resource hogging flash ads. However, when I clicked to view, presto he appeared!
Talking about Cramer is a waste of time. Sorry to have to say that.
Happy ZH birthday, RR. Always like to see your little fuzzy face!
Thanks! Nice of you to notice.
You are on to something with the PATRIOT bumpersticker. If done correctly, we could have a 10-20 million person march by the end of 2011.
I can't tell if the sarcasm light is on or not but wouldn't that be a beautiful sight? Yes it would.
I wish I could tag that one....
I wouldn't go back now for any amount of money (or anything else) - MK
He's a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can't look away.
Still waiting for Sylvian Raynes to be invited back to CNBC. One of the more priceless moments on CNBC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWktx-tCZg
Crammer you have to more polite and stop junking every post
Cramer is an Icon of day's gone by. It's a show folks so get over it-getagrip
Holy Ka-Scmolie, it's been a real Xanax day fer somebody with nothin' better to do than junk all the comments.
Lesson:
Why worry about unemployment?
Fer Keeeeriest's sakes, the PTB gotta be figurin' this be a great way to keep folks like us off the streets, outa trouble. Gotta point this out to my counselor at the recovery center.
Hey Tyler:
I know ZH does not control the content of the advertising stream, but...
Cramer the "Expert" Clown Ads
These "follow the expert" Cramer the Clown ads are sick... and they are constant. I see them EVERYDAY now...
Don't you find them an affront to the philosophy and principles of ZH?
Is the few extra bucks worth being an ad platform for the CNBC whore who is your antithesis?
Goldman "The Movie" Ads Next?
Is Lloyd Blankcheck going to be streaming ads for the new Goldmanite movie on ZH next?
Can't you negotiate some ad restrictions?
If the ass-clown wants to advertise here, let him. Remember, he pays for it, so click the shit out of the ads every time you see his mug. They'll figure it out once they see the click-through/sign-up ratio. The only person who signed up was some Canadian named Leo.
And what principle of philosophy were you referring to? I hope the one that says get this fabulous content out there, even if Jimmy has to contribute. I say thanks to TheStreet.com and James J. Kramer!
j/k, Leo...
:D
Just downloaded a copy of the big version of this image .... file size is 666 kb. Whoa!
Updated DOW charts:
http://stockmarket618.wordpress.com
I think that it's a pretty flattering likeness of Cramer. He actually looks quite the sofisticato, a handsome and debonaire, dashing swordsman, a lovely man who loves his dear mother, by comparison to my perception of him...
Ciao, Econolicious
PS.. What the fuck man I can't figure out the math question, I guess this ganja is pretty good...
Oh...! for crying out loud.... What kind of a question is "45 plus ____ equals 19...."?
Give me a fucking break....!