The Natives Are Getting Restless: Chinese Police Station Attacked, 5 Killed

Tyler Durden's picture

As if a global solvency crisis and a possible rekindling of the only middle-east conflict that matters were not enough, here is China to remind everyone that keeping 1.3 billion people happy is not very easy. According to AP, "Several attackers, a policeman and three others were killed Monday during an attack on a police station in China's far western Xinjiang region, state media reported. It said other police rushed to the scene and shot dead "a number of thugs." One policeman, two hostages and a civilian were also killed, Xinhua said. A woman from the information office of Xinjiang Public Security Department in Urumqi confirmed the attack, but would not give any details. As is common with Chinese officials, she refused to give her name." To be sure the official explanation is one that breaks down the conflict along ethnic lines: the last thing the Chinese need is a spark to realize that the unhappiness they may feel (especially those without access to off balance sheet bank loans to fuel their gambling habits), is all too real.

From AP:

Xinhua did not give a reason for the attack. But Xinjiang has been beset by ethnic conflict and a sometimes-violent separatist movement by Uighurs (pronounced WEE-gurs), a largely Muslim ethnic group that sees Xinjiang as its homeland. Many Uighurs resent the Han Chinese majority as interlopers.

Dilxat Raxit, spokesman for the Germany-based World Uyghur Congress, said several sources inside Xinjiang told him the violence erupted when a large group of Uighurs tried to protest in Hotan on Monday morning. A clash broke out between the demonstrators and police, he said, and police opened fire.

More than 100 Uighurs had gathered to demonstrate against alleged illegal seizures of Uighur-held land and to demand information about relatives who they said had disappeared amid a police crackdown that began after riots in the regional capital of Urumqi in 2009, Dilxat said.

Dilxat said he could not identify his sources or say where they were located in Xinjiang for fear they would face official reprisals.

The region has been especially tense since the deadly 2009 clashes erupted between predominantly Muslim Uighurs and Han Chinese migrants. Uighurs attacked Hans, overturning buses and torching shops in the regional capital of Urumqi in a riot the government says killed 197 people.

Alas, we get the feeling that this incident will be repeated elsewhere in China, this time without the benefit of the WEE-gur scapegoating.

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kaiten's picture

China turning into Iraq?

malikai's picture

Urumqi is part of the Xinjiang region. It has always been a problem. This is nothing new. The Uyghur people have always wanted to be seperate from China, much like Chechnya and Russia. There have been several revolts in the area and this is nothing new. In fact, this is a joke. The fact that it's being pawned off as some kind of big deal speaks volumes to how ignorant we are in the west to what's going on at the center of the earth.

Uyghurs are known throughout the rest of China for their cuisine and skills at theft. It is a common conception among the Han that most petty crime is caused by the Uyghur, as they tend to run around picking pockets and jacking people on the streets.

jiggerjuice's picture

Xinjiang is on the border of Afghanistan. They also grow a lot of pot... kief hash bonanza. Ask any Uigher in China for some goodies and you'll be pointed at someone who can get them... At least in major cities ala Shanghai/Beijing.

Xinjiang sent their royalty to Beijing back in the day, as invited by Mao for "talks" - and the plane "mysteriously" crashed, taking out most of the Xinjiang leadership. With the government in disarray, Mao swooped in and took over. Muslims in Xinjiang definitely remember this, and are still pissed. Xinjiang is actually quite resource rich, ie oil, gems, gold, etc... Whenever the Han come in and try to extract resources, the Uighers get pissed. They think that it is their sovereign resources that are being extracted to machine the Han government.

Angry Muslims being exploited for their oil? Shock, I say, shock!


malikai's picture

Don't forget the nuclear testing at Lop Nur. I'd reckon some people are still pissed about that. Although, not nearly as much as the oil situation. Not that the oil situation matters anymore. The fields at Tarim are effectively dry now, with a production curve similar to that of West Texas or California these days.

doomandbloom's picture

Peasants are rising! what a disgrace...after all that the powerful elites have done for  removing poverty and ..and..other stuff..


We need more Live 8 concerts...this time we need chinese pop stars in there.



ivana's picture

How about this?,8599,1929388,00.html

Al Qaeda Leader: China, Enemy to Muslim World
PaperBugsBurn's picture

But of course, "al qaeda" always was a bankster tool. Osama was very close to the head of KSA intelligence.

Safari Club, anyone?

Edward Fiatski's picture



I think this gives the CIA cover to run false flag operations Mumbai-style in China under the guise of 'The Toilet' (Al-Qaeda).

kalasend's picture

As much as I don't like it, communist terrarists work perfectly on islamic terrarists.


dognamedabu's picture

'A woman from the information office'...Over here we call her Maria.


Vlad Tepid's picture

I thought we called her Janet N?

PaperBugsBurn's picture

Funny how the headlines now are all about the defects if others. Must be feeling mighty vulnerable!

Defend that juden-fetzen chain around your neck, monkey slave!

Vlad Tepid's picture

As long as the headlines aren't about typos...

PaperBugsBurn's picture

Oh man, you're so witty! I'm so humiliated!

Go impale yourself tepidly, bitch!

scratch_and_sniff's picture

 juden-fetzen chain? What a demented fool you are. I here Alex Jones calling...he misses you, run to daddy.

Mike2756's picture

the western region is pretty volatile, when it starts happening in the capitol it'll mean something.

Edward Fiatski's picture

1.3 billion people... think about the number of useless eaters that need to be fed & clothed - how many of them are engineers, scientists?


We all know how this global solvency crisis will get resolved. Quality > quantity, bitchez. :0

XPolemic's picture

Er ... the article clearly says that this is unrest amoung the Uigurs. Do you even know where Urumqi is? If there is a bright shining centre of civilisation, Urumqi is about as far from it as you can get.

Minorities getting cranky in the desert, and this is what passes for a Chinese uprising on ZH .... bah.

Edward Fiatski's picture

No merit in reporting such incidents, really? Do you realise that China has a schizophrenic society on an order of magnitude higher than the Soviet Union was, in the state the world economy is in, all it takes is a small spark to light up the bon(e)fire, because all of the pain of 700,000,000 people is hidden deep inside.


Perhaps, you're suggesting that there's enough resources for everybody, seeing as China has what, a ~350 million 'Middle Class', with the rest dirt-poor? L0L

XPolemic's picture

No, what I am suggesting is that this is nothing more than the usual tensions between the Han majority and the Uighur minority, and has NOTHING to do with economic conditions.

Ethnic minorities are spread all over China and make up about 8.5% of the population, or about 100 million people. Are you suggesting that the Han majority in the countryside will follow the lead of the disgruntled minority?

Perhaps, you're suggesting that there's enough resources for everybody

It depends how you define 'resources'. Certainly there is enough rice and bok choy for everybody. To house the entire population in modern apartment blocks would require every inch of soil in the whole country. For everyone in China to live like USians do would require every joule of energy the entire world currently produces. But that's OK, they will just take it, like the US did.




buzzsaw99's picture

Ever hear of Mao Zedong?

Edward Fiatski's picture

Our hands were tied to deal with that fuck back then. Any unrest in China right now will go by 1917 Russian Revolution scenario.

Edward Fiatski's picture

Err, you haven't contributed a cent towards solving the overpopulation crisis with Kinetic Action™ around the world via NATO/US mandate, is this what you're saying; you want no part of this; leave me alone; "I voted for the other guy" thing?

You're one of us, biatch. :)

scratch_and_sniff's picture

I used to live up the road from a little casino, a pokey little place with shit tables and old machines, every night or early morning that i walked past it there were only Chinese in it, or they were standing outside smoking, i mean all day...they come over here and open fast food outlets, they work like fuck then spunk the money on gambling(and they must be spunking it or that place would be well out of business by now), i dont get it - neither do they i suppose.

PaperBugsBurn's picture

I've always found your comments distasteful. Now I know why!

scratch_and_sniff's picture

I have always found your comments to be boring as fuck.

ZeroPower's picture

I visited "Uru-muchi" 2 years ago, quite the place. The second we found our companion at the airport he suggested we not go out at night due to the constant tension between the native Han (Chinese) and the muslims in the territory; some sort of attacks on people not belonging to their respective groups.

Of course we got stares all around for being white, but still, place was quite nice and definitely a lot different than Eastern China..

malikai's picture

Don't forget the food. Damn they can cook. I love Uyghur food. But I wouldn't want to be a Han shop owner in Urumqi.

Vlad Tepid's picture

I was just going to mention the food!

ZeroPower's picture

Oh ya absolutely, fried pigeon was quite fantastic

SoNH80's picture

When in Shanghai, I tried their food, it is good.  4 varieties of the same thing (stir-fried lamb with onions), but they all tasted different, and were all good.  They also offered their "harmless tobacco" for purchase, but when I politely refused, they brought some free desserts and tea.  I have never travelled to far western China, however. 

gerriek's picture


Needle - Made in China (Whose housing market can be inside!?)

lolmao500's picture

China had 200 000 protests in 2010... some with several hundred thousands people...

augie's picture

LOL @ gambling. NWO is about to clamp down hard all over the world. Sad that it isn't going to do any good. God damn, its good to be alive right now!

VIVE LA RÉSISTANCE! Next G20 is going to be epic. 

IDK how many NY'ers/Tristate'rs are out there who give a shit, but is organizing an occupation of wall street on the 17th of September to protest.

mynhair's picture

Nothing about Karsai advisor getting whacked?

buzzsaw99's picture

Welcome to china peasant restaurant mr. policeman, enjoy your arsenic soup.

spankfish's picture

A global Shakespearean "something wicked this way comes" is on the way.

rsnoble's picture

Well can't say I blame them.  Enjoy the preshow Hillary, you bitch.

Oh regional Indian's picture

Wonder how many aware of the depth and extent of social engineering in the world.

Gambling and Sex are the new opiates.

Poker on ESPN? Desperate housewives? Extrapolate that trend.

These poor dead are just that, poor and dead. 

On cue!



treasurefish's picture

NASHVILLE INT’L AIRPORT — A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Tuesday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive pat down.“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. 

According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix.“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope… That was his penis."

”Even though TSA officials allowed Kelvin to initially pass through security without the controversial pat down, the passenger on more than one occasion got back in line until he felt that he had been thoroughly inspected. Kelvin finally got the invasive pat down by 38-year-old officer Duncan Allbright after 80 minutes and four trips through security.

“Even after we let him pass through he kept walking out of the terminal and getting back in line,” said Watershed. 

Finally, Duncan had to bite the bullet for everyone and do a thorough screening of him in a private [security] room.

”Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make l0ve to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”

U.S Homeland Security director Janet Napolitano dismissed concerns that more TSA officers would quit or that more travelers would take similar measures to get their “jollies”. “I am hoping this is an isolated incident. If flights were a lot cheaper, I could see more people doing this,” said Napolitano, “but with the cost of airplane fuel rising, I don’t think $560 roundtrip is a bargain price to get fondled.” Calls to TSA headquarters went unanswered.

By Garrett Baldwin

Oh regional Indian's picture

It's the new onion.
Fake story.
But a good plan.

dogbreath's picture

If I lived in the US and had to go through that all the time I would prepare for a trip by not showering for a couple of days, continue working out, and arrive at the airport in a bathrobe wearing ginch underneath.  The viagra would be a sweetener. 

Monedas's picture

The fix is in ! Adm. Mullen went to China to spook Iran, Pakistan and the Chinese Muslims ! Iran's goin' down ! Who's agin' it ? Not India, not Saudi Arabia, not Israel, not Russia (they've got a Muslim problem too), not Nato ! Obama gets the credit ! Shit ! The timing is perfect i.e. Arab Spring disorder, Financial Crisis and Obama's election ! (Hopefully, we could still dump his sorry ass !) $1600/$40 is here ! Hang on to your stuff ! Wheeeee ! Monedas 2011 N. Korea will do what China just told them to do.....nutin ! The fix is in ! This will shut up a few of you towell heads !

laomei's picture

Yawn.... nothing new here, but keep on feeling free to wish and hope I guess.  Nothing worse than China moving up while you sink in your little boat.

Monedas's picture

You're faking that "Yawn" ! My orgasm is real ! Monedas 2011 Comedy Jihad Nervous Yawns