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Netanyahu Spokesman Says War May Break Out Between Israel And Gaza As Early As Tonight

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Just to make the clusterflock complete the following news from BBC Newsfile crosses the tape: "The Ma'an News Agency website in Arabic at 1631 gmt on 7 April posts the following "urgent" caption: "[Ofir] Gendelman [spokesman for the office of Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu] Tells Ma'an: I do not rule out the possibility that Israel will wage war on Gaza tonight." Or, more metaphorically, the proverbial flame in a fireworks store. Surely this last straw will send the S&P limit [up|down] until someone has the brilliant idea that Bernanke can print his way out of that one as well.

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Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:10 | 1146077 Sutton
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These people don't trade oil futures, right?



Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:12 | 1146084 The They
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no... but maybe they trade concentration camp futures

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:14 | 1146100 Conrad Murray
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They like to bomb their Gaza Concentration Camp...past, present, and no doubt future.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:20 | 1146133 Mises
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Just like if Cuba bombed Florida, we would be thugs by bombing Cuba, right?

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 15:05 | 1146427 Ahmeexnal
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NATO/UN/Rothschild/Vatican have been funding, arming, training and creating Hamas, Hezbolla, PLO, and the rest of the anti-Israel organizations.

It is in their best interest to reap the benefits of the British partition made in the ME: all out war.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 16:09 | 1146707 DosZap
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Do not forget Iran.

They funded them in Iraq, and in Trashcanistan, and most assuredly Gaza.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 17:34 | 1147109 chumbawamba
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Anyone who is a zionist, supports zionism, supports Israel, thinks Israel has a right to exist, or even has sympathy for Israel, is too stupid to be alive and must die immediately, for the good of the rest of us.

May I suggest cyanide pills?  Or perhaps a nice slow demise, like rat poison in your Coca Cola.

I am Chumbawama, and I will be the end of you.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 18:54 | 1147421 DoChenRollingBearing
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Before entering Middle East threads, the Bearing recommends the below supplies to help come out alive:

-- AK or AR, with at least 4 clips loaded

-- a pistol 9 mm or bigger, with 4 clips loaded

-- body armor to taste

-- an empty stomach 

-- a willingness to be in a high junk environment

-- a warning not to mess with Chumbawamba

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 17:02 | 1146933 chumbawamba
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Ummm, that's stupid.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:32 | 1146202 Slim Pickens
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If we had herded them all out of Florida and into Cuba first, then yup we'd be thugs

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 15:10 | 1146452 MarketTruth
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TEST: Compare the difference between the Nazi wall in Warsaw during WWII and today's Gaza wall in Israel.

"We must use terror, assassination, intimidation, land confiscation, and the cutting of all social services to rid the Galilee of its Arab population." -- David Ben-Gurion, May 1948, to the General Staff.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 16:13 | 1146727 DosZap
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Why was that statement made?.May 1948

Could it be they were fighting for their very survival?.

Israel owned that land, and much more, close to 4000 yrs ago.

By eliminating the "sites" that occupied that area, there were no Palestinians there then.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 17:55 | 1147180 chumbawamba
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See?  You've just laid you complete stupidity for all to bear witness.  I cringe whenever I see your moniker on the screen, because I know that anything I dare to read that follows will likely send my intelligence into convulsions.  Here is one such example.

Could it be that the Arabs today, who have actually lived on that land for 4000 years and are not just claiming title, are "fighting for their very survival"?  When you're up against advanced missiles, jet fighters, attack helicopters, tanks, the world's 6th most powerful military backed by the world's top military power and the most powerful in all of recorded history, what do you call that?

An idiot like you?  You'd call that an unfair advantage and you'd opt to send more arms and money to Israel.

Gee, some distant relative of mine owned that land 4,001 years ago.  I want it for myself, mother fucker!

Go fuck yourself.  In the ass.  With a sledgehammer.  Broad side up.  No lube.  Fast.  And hard.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 19:10 | 1147490 oygevalt
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Your hateful rantings are precisely why some of us who don't want to be lumped in with the likes of you when we mention ZeroHedge need to speak up.  Thank you, DosZap, and the others in this thread who managed to convey that hitting a SCHOOL BUS with a rocket is not tolerable, no matter what one's opinion of the Arab-Israeli conflict is.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 19:40 | 1147589 Max Hunter
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But it's okay for you to disguise your hatred for Muslims by supporting the total and utter suppression and terrorizing of Palestinians.. Ohhh you are such a scholar and a gentlemen.  At least  in the eyes of those without 2 brain cells to rub together and are completely conditioned by Zionist propaganda from birth.. Some of us here read more than the NY Times.. And do not watch any MSM on TV.. Your comments appeal to ignorant fools and other racist Zionists like yourself..

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 19:58 | 1147653 oygevalt
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If your takeaway from my comment was that I hate Muslims and am racist, it says more about your reading comprehension than it does about what I wrote.  I said that bombing a school bus cannot be construed as tolerable behavior.  Apparently, you disagree.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:03 | 1147676 chumbawamba
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Sure, I would agree.  I think we can also agree that land theft, imprisonment and torture of children, collective punishment, killing of unarmed civilians, and house demolitions, among other similar atrocities, are also deplorable and should be condemned.

I am going to wait here for you to condemn those regular practices of Israel.

Let's have it.

I am Chumbawamba.


Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:34 | 1147758 oygevalt
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Oh really?  I seem to remember comments of yours from not long ago indicating that Israel (and by obvious extension, Jews) should go up in a mushroom cloud. 

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:45 | 1147781 Holodomor2012
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It's just a matter of time with the way they have shat all over the planet.  In the old days a few shylocks from the diaspora would cut their beards and venture out to town with their usury and porn.  The rest of the Jews back in the ghetto enjoyed the new wealth flowing in from their chutzpah endowed leaders/bankers.

We have the same exact thing here on a global level.  Israel is the worlds ghetto.  You don't have to be a genius to figure out what comes next. 

Global pogrom.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:59 | 1147837 oygevalt
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Reply to prevent an edit...

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:07 | 1147876 Holodomor2012
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You know who invented the word racism.  It was the Jew, Trotsky.  It meant anti-semitic before the word anti-semitism was invented.  After inventing that word he quickly outlawed anti-semitism.

The Jewish Cheka would snatch people out of their beds if they were known 'racists'.

Jews have been clamping down on free speech for 100 years.  Do you deny this?

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:52 | 1148013 oygevalt
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In a word - yes.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:59 | 1148022 Bryan
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Don't bother, oygevalt.  I've already tried to debate with these people and all you get back is ad hominems and straw men.  No sense in arguing with neanderthals - they think they always win by telling you to go f--k yourself.  Now that's a solid argument.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 22:53 | 1148166 chumbawamba
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Fuck you, Sgt. Hasbara.  If you want to put up a fucking argument I can work with then let's hear it.  Otherwise, shut your zionist shit trap and go fucking wail at a wall.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 22:55 | 1148175 oygevalt
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The problem seems to be that you can't actually work with an argument; you can only work with obscenities and hate.  I'm sorry to see that you need that spelled out.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 00:31 | 1148585 Paul Bogdanich
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They certainly are not good spokesmen but that does not change the fact that the Israeli treatment of the Palestinians is pretty horrible.  From the Israeli perspective they are just doing the same thing we did with the American Indians but the existence of television makes it that much harder for them to get it done with and mythologize the whole event.  The evidence is pretty clear.  But anyway I can't condone the behavior no matter who did it nor when.  Romans to barbarians, Spanish to hispaniola, Americans to indians, Germans to jews, Japanese to chinese, Jews to palestinians, and countless others.  It's all equally reprehensible.  But even given all that the vigor with which post Holocaust Jewery took to the slaughter less than 50 years after it happened to them is truly remarkable.  I guess Rabbi Hillel was just an old shmo in their opinion after all.             

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:00 | 1147669 JR
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Netanyahu needs the Gaza war to show that West Bank Palestinians should not be talking to those Hamas “terrorists.”  It fits exactly with AIPAC’s new talking points to prevent peace at all costs with the Palestinians: “ Israel can’t talk peace now because the West Bank and Gaza have been talking to each other about a unified state and that means: ‘There’s no qualified party to talk peace with.’”

This, from M. L. Rosenberg this week in “Time Is Not Israel’s Partner in Crime”:

“An Israeli government that actually wants peace with the Palestinians would encourage Abbas' efforts toward Palestinian unity, without which there will never be peace. Israel need not endorse Abbas' efforts; it should simply wait and see what comes out of Fatah-Hamas talks.

“Opponents of peace (actually, opponents of Israel returning any territory) point to Hamas as the big obstacle. And it is, so long as it either engages in violence or tolerates it. But the fact is that far more Gazans die at the hands of Israel than the other way around.

“Reports from Gaza indicate that Hamas now fears that the cycle of violence will get out of control, leading to another Israeli invasion and the horrific loss of Palestinian lives (in 2008-9, the Israeli invasion led to 1,400 Palestinian dead - mostly civilians - compared to fewer than a dozen Israeli soldiers).”

So this is the path of Likud, the path of AIPAC and the path of the U.S. Congress.  If this is the path of the American people, we will have followed Netanyahu into Hell.


Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:14 | 1147708 chumbawamba
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Nothing new.  This is the same tactic that's been employed since 1948, just in the 87th variation.

They claim they want peace but they complain that "there's no partner on the other side".  So the Palestinians take it on the chin and hold their fire.  An uneasy peace settles.  Time passes.  Peace talks, if they get started at all, stall.  Then Israel decides it needs to carry out an "operation", a Palestinian is killed (usually a child), the Palestinians retaliate, the Israelies then claim to "retaliate" to the retaliation, the Jew York Times publishes an article talking about the Palestinian "aggression" and the Israelie "retaliation", and then maybe around the 13th or 14th paragraph they finally mention that it was Israelie forces that invaded this or that village and killed a kid or a mother or perhaps a few cousins and provoked the violence.  If the editor is feeling generous.

Rinse, repeat, throw in accusations of "anti-semitism", violate several more UNSC resolutions, raze another Palestinian village to make way for Israeli settlers from Russia, or Ecuador, or Guatemala (lost tribes of Israel, no doubt), and then complain that "The Jews are no safe anywhere so we have to fight for our lives here, in this hornet nest that we kicked and then decided to move into."

I mean, it's comical.  It's fucking hysterically funny.  All those people dying every day is just a fucking hoot, all because people delude themselves into believing such a poorly constructed fairy tale.

If we treated cancer the way we do Israel then everyone would be required to get infected and walk around with a special nutrient that must be taken at regular intervals to feed it.  That's effectively what American taxpayers are: we are cancer hosts, merely vessels for parasites to live in and suck us dry until we die.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:43 | 1147771 oygevalt
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Well, if you believe cancer is the result of an infection...

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 22:53 | 1148170 chumbawamba
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Like I said above, you fucking jackal: either put up an argument or go slinking away like the coward you are.

Your syphillitic propaganda doesn't work here.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 22:57 | 1148181 oygevalt
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Um, did you not say that cancer was the result of an infection?  Speaks to general knowledge, cognitive abilities... all those things you'd want someone with whom you're trying to have a serious conversation to possess.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 19:23 | 1147535 Protonrick
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Yeah, too bad the Palestinians aren't Arabs.

Too bad they were forced to speak Arabic by conquering merciless tribal hordes.


Curious how their greatest defender was a Kurd named Saladin; a guy who didn't even speak Arabic.


Too bad they are being played as pawns by power brokers across the region who feel the need to keep their heels on their own people's necks.  

How are they pawns?  Kept in squalor while their leaders live in luxury.  Trained to be suicide bombers while their leaders live in luxury.   Blaming someone else while their leaders live in luxury.

You know, the usual.  But more so.


PS. Your potty mouth is not impressive.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:02 | 1147668 chumbawamba
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Everyone, please observe: the above is what passes for erudition in the Israeli/zionist circles.  This guy, believe it or not, is the epitome of zionist knowledge and learning.

A confusing jumble of half-truths, outright lies, stories, fables, conjecture, revisionist history, illogic, whining, all stuffed into a giant turd and delivered with a conceit that grinds on your nerves like fingernails on a blackboard.

This is the best they can do.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:06 | 1147677 oygevalt
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Whereas your learned replies encourage people to commit anatomically impossible acts with sledgehammers, and include racist slurs.  If you're the best of the haters, maybe I'm not so worried after all.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 21:07 | 1147877 Protonrick
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No, I am done.

I shall no longer dishonor myself in this or any other discourse with crazy degenerates. 

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 22:57 | 1148183 chumbawamba
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You're done?  What exactly did you do?  Cut a fart, stink up the room, declare yourself victorious, then exit?

I spit on you and the last 5 of your degenerations.

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 04:42 | 1149019 Gashole
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The best we can do is a people that succeed out of proportion to its numbers in every discipline: business, medicine, law, the arts, number of Nobel prizes, etc. despite being hated through the centuries  The best we can do is a nation surrounded by enemies who outnumber it 100:1 that thrives.  Jewish success really burns our ass doesn't it?  What's the matter? afraid we might really be better than you?  Zionism rocks.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:26 | 1146182 covert
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the jews will win. jews do, but, muslims don't.


Thu, 04/07/2011 - 15:08 | 1146433 chumbawamba
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Six feet wasn't enough to bury the stench of zionism, so Israel was handed another shovel and told to dig deeper.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 16:20 | 1146746 DosZap
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What exactly is your definition of Zionism?.

This is mine.

If the shoe were on your foot, what would you do, a Jim Jones?,if you were a Zionist.


Thu, 04/07/2011 - 17:11 | 1146988 chumbawamba
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I shall deliver my definition of zionism in visual form:

I'm a human being, so I can't know what the zionist thought process is.  You may as well ask me what I would do if I were a hyena.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 17:16 | 1147019 chumbawamba
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Courtesy of US support for Israel (thank you, taxpayer):

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 17:18 | 1147031 chumbawamba
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Future "terrorist", courtesy of Israel's "right to exist":

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 17:18 | 1147048 chumbawamba
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Courtesy of American Exceptionalism:

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 18:49 | 1147395 Holodomor2012
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Thu, 04/07/2011 - 18:51 | 1147398 chumbawamba
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I rest my case, niggers.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 19:10 | 1147495 oygevalt
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And with a signoff like that, how could anyone possibly ignore your wisdom.

Oh yeah - /sarc off

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 22:58 | 1148197 chumbawamba
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I've written it before, yet you never learn, do you?


I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 08:26 | 1149321 Gashole
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It's 5771 on the Jewish calendar.  Still here you bastard.  Still thriving despite animals like you.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 17:28 | 1147091 Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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Jews do, Muslims say 'inshallah' and wait for someone else to do.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:35 | 1146222 defn8Dog
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These people don't trade oil futures, right?

Glencore IPO May 24. 

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 17:24 | 1147071 Paul Bogdanich
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Did I miss a meeting?  They don't even need a provocation anymore?  Not that the other side is any better but this is just outrageous.  At least the Germans were relatively straight forward about deporting people to the East.  This winnowing the surplus population from the concentration camp while claiming self defense is getting old.   

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 19:52 | 1147647 bigelkhorn
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no but i do trade crude. Call me crazy but thre is a lot of money to be made in crude in the next 6 months. 


Live video analysis on crude and what is happening in crude lately by the guy over at Very interesting stuff. And worth a watch. WOW!

Video ==>

Shows you the technical side to crude and proof for where it is going. A nice touch!

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:10 | 1146078 TaxEstate
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Should be good for +300 Dow points. Perhaps +500 Dow Points if also another reactor meltdown in Japan, and +1,000 point if Spain also says they need an IMF bailout.

This f'ing market is surreal.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:13 | 1146093 Id fight Gandhi
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Load up on triple long etfs! Fucking bullshit market.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:18 | 1146115 andybev01
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Does a double scotch count?

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 15:19 | 1146486 gangland
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laphroaig 30 neat

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:23 | 1146159 jus_lite_reading
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SOME RABBI SAID "During time of war, enemy has no innocents",7340,L-3283720,00.html

WOW! WAR = $300 oil = 39k DOW and record bonus for banksters.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 16:24 | 1146757 DosZap
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Is that similar to Yasser Arafat, that did everything in his lifetime to keep them at war?.

While acting like a Peace broker.

I think so.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 17:54 | 1147182 crazyjsmith
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Gotta love Yahoo Finance, or not. 

"Government shutodown won't hurt stocks says S & P Strategist"    Of course it won't, nothing will, not even kryptonite. 

That quote is like asking The Bernank what he thinks of the current cental bank policy.  Not exactly objective. 

A new war is like Meth for the running of the bulls.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:16 | 1146104 The They
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Good job Hamy "AIPAC" Wanger.  Now go collect your check from the Mossad.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:19 | 1146118 HamyWanger
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Tsahal is a beacon of civilization in a world of hate and violence. But I perfectly understand you may be jealous of our military might, so I don't blame you for your hate speech. 

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:22 | 1146150 The They
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You sure do have slippery fingers today! I'm sure you meant to say "Tsahal is a beacon of hate and violence in a world of civilization".

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:33 | 1146212 Dr. Porkchop
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What's this about bacon?

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:41 | 1146273 SilverIsKing
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Don't get nervous.  They're only joking.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:58 | 1146336 Chuck Walla
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Bacon makes a great bookmark when I'm studying the Koran. Apple smoked is best, Allah cart, of course.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:33 | 1146213 HamyWanger
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Where do you see barbarism in our action? 

The only thing that *may* be criticable was when we torched Muslim babies with phosphorus bombs, but it was unfortunately needed for our tanks to advance. 

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:44 | 1146304 High Plains Drifter
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you talk of "our" action. what does this mean?   "our action"  please explain this tribal comment? 

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 15:40 | 1146569 Abitdodgie
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You should not bring babies to a war zone , to quote the American army , Iraq 08

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 16:31 | 1146788 DosZap
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Or, use them,and their Mothers as human shields?.And then blame the other side for Genocide?.

When they are firing from the midst at the other party?.

What is one to do, if they are so frigging barbaric that they allow this?.

400 Katusha rockets a day can be lobbed in Israel, never a word about their loss of life.

Let 3 or 4 Palestinians get in the middle( made to) by Hamas, and killed, and the Izzies are the worst monsters alive.

Satan is alive and well, and continues to punish Gods it was, so it shall be.

Ishmael & Issac, still at it until the King returns.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 19:49 | 1147632 Max Hunter
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400 Katusha rockets a day can be lobbed in Israel, never a word about their loss of life.

That's because there was no loss of life.. dumbass.  I think one Jew got some sand in his eye.

And no... the very few Jews that died (compared to 1,400 Palestinians) are known world wide. You are so full of fucking shit I can smell you from here. 

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:01 | 1147662 oygevalt
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So attempts to hit Israelis with rockets are OK - just not successful forays into artillery?  You're saying it's cool to lob rockets until, uh-oh, one accidentally hits something one day?

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 19:49 | 1147633 Rick64
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 The Israeli government are terrorists and have proved it over and over by their actions. They breed hate and contempt of their cause.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:26 | 1146156 ZerOhead
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You're right... the United States military machine you own is indeed powerful... and you don't even have to pick up the tab for it! Good job! :)


Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:40 | 1146262 Triggernometry
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Beacon of civilization?

Last I checked about 50 Israelis were arrested for discriminating against Shephardic Jews, you know, those truly Semitic people. That's right folks, Israel is anti-semitic. And let's not forget the persecution suffered by black Jews in Israel either, I've heard horror stories.

Let's get something straight, I don't have a problem with Jews, but I do have a problem with racist Russian converts engaging in violent colonialism; whether that colonialism be against Palestinians or Sherpardic Jews is irrelevant to me, I refuse to value one life over another. Its their land and history proves they lived together peacefully until the converts showed up. Heck, I even have a coin from 1927 Palestine inscribed in Hebrew, Arabic, and English; what ever happened to that country anyway?

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:58 | 1146384 Chuck Walla
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Perfect reason to kill them all. Or should we just stone the women for being uppity?

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 19:17 | 1147511 oygevalt
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If you are seriously referring to a group of people as "Sherpardic Jews," I would encourage you to do a bit more reading before opining.  Such as - learn what the group's actual name is.  Better yet, look up the history of the "Khazar" idea.  I saw in an earlier post of yours that you're a young guy.  I hope you're not so set in your thoughts already that you are a parrot for crazies.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:35 | 1146223 Hexus
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Fuck off HITLER!

BTW, you may want to adjust your sarcasometer. You and 21 others.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:28 | 1146172 Coast Watcher
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Hamy: You forgot the /sarcasm.

I hope.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 15:59 | 1146645 US Uncut
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GAG me with a SPOON.  No one allowed to criticize Israel? Are you fucking CRAZY?  Idiot. NO ONE GETS A FREE PASS ON CONDEMNATION, JUDGEMENT, CRITICISM, OR DISCUSSION. Not Israel, not the US, not christians, not jews. The whole "anti-Semite" word needs to be ABOLISHED. 

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 16:57 | 1146901 DosZap
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How about the Arab's, and Islam?

Perfect little lambs, never do anything wrong.

And they get a pass all the time.

Wonder why?.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 16:58 | 1146919 DosZap
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The whole "anti-Semite" word needs to be ABOLISHED.


Dude you are on the wrong site.The subject of Israel comes up here,  and the hounds of hell are turned loose.

This is the most Anti Semitic site I have ever seen.

Ragheads get a pass.( even after 9-11) , go figure.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 18:51 | 1147411 Holodomor2012
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I wonder why that could be.  Even the Japs are starting to figure out it was a Jew job.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 19:19 | 1147517 oygevalt
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I've never seen anybody manage to cover religion, race, and ethnically-centered famine all in a one-line post and username before.  This makes me weep for the future.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 20:07 | 1147682 oygevalt
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You're completely correct (about the anti-Semitic bit... I'm not going to endorse comments about other groups... I try to run away from slurs).  I've recommended ZH to quite a number of people, and I'm getting tired of explaining "you have to ignore the anti-Semites in the comments." 

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 00:31 | 1147757 Rick64
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 Your bias and racism shows when you refer to them as ragheads, so we can assume your comments are one sided.

 Hows this for anti-semitism ? The holocaust victims denied restitution by their own organizations and made to live in poverty. Watch the documentaries " On Moral Grounds " and  "The Morals of Restitution".

 Edit " In the Name of the Victims " was the documentary I meant instead of "The Morals of Restitution".

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 16:04 | 1146672 mick_richfield
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Wow!  34 junks!  But dude -- you picked an easy one.   This is beneath you!   let's see you get  that many junks on a thread about bullion banks or interest rates!


Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:13 | 1146082 Dr. Porkchop
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Let them fight it out... winner take all, then I won't have to hear about this anymore. Gaza will tag Hezbollah in though.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:19 | 1146121 andybev01
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Amen to that!

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 19:07 | 1147482 DoChenRollingBearing
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Yeah, it's none of our business.

Let them fight it out, and then we only have to deal with ONE of them after.

Fight Club...

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:22 | 1146154 Goofy Bastard
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Amazing how the simple solution often eludes

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:25 | 1146173 Dr. Porkchop
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It just irritates me that such a small country can have such influence over policies in my country on the other side of the planet. I'm not anti or pro semite, or Israel. I just want them to fuck off, because in the end I don't give a shit about their problems. We have enough of our own.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:30 | 1146190 Confused
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Thank you. My first thoughts when I saw the front page: "Who cares?"


I'm tired of hearing about this, and as you said, the influence on the US has to end. Let them figure it out. 

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:36 | 1146239 Hexus
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WW3, that's why. Do you really believe western interests will keep their nebs out of this?

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:55 | 1146358 Confused
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No I don't believe it. But thats the problem now, isn't it? 

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 15:24 | 1146511 Trundle
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If WW3, then Southern Hemisphere.  Atmospheric radiation effects in Northern Hemisphere minimized in South Hemisphere by prevailing coriolis effect in each hemisphere. 

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 15:36 | 1146561 YouBetYourLife
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Yep.  The premise for On the Beach.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 16:30 | 1146792 Things that go bump
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My granddaughter has been offered a job in Austrialia.  I am encouraging her to take it.  

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:38 | 1146256 Goofy Bastard
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I agree completely.  I'm not pro either side.  We (the West) did create this problem by fucking with the map over there in the 20th Century.  In lieu of a DeLorean, there's nothing that we can do to change the fact that these people hate each other.  Let them get it all out, let them blow the fucking shit out of each other and get all this rage out.  And it would be interesting too...Israel has the weapons and tech, Palestine (and the rest of the Muslims in the area that join) have the numbers.  Think Nazis vs. USSR circa 1943. 

Our meddling only makes the situation worse for us and them.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:59 | 1146390 TIMMAYYY
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Dam...its the same story all over again, except people have swapped shirts...


The yanks have become the nazis...well, its true, the imperialistic fuckers who want to dominate the world and found a race who they can fuck over through media manipulation and what not...Im tired of this puppet shit.


Can we just crash the who system and fight it out and set up the new and improve is boring as hell anyways...screw the desk job, give me a machete...lets see how ben prints his way out of that one...muther ucker

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:38 | 1146260 Antarctico
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Again, why is there no "thumbs up" button on ZH? +1

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:42 | 1146286 SilverIsKing
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Just click the "flag as awesome" button below on the left

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:51 | 1146344 Antarctico
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I see what you are doing there.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 17:05 | 1146956 DosZap
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I guess you FORGOT they were, and are our only TRUE ally in that hell hole of the earth?.

For some reason, and we know why, everyones problems are our problems.How about the QE/Tarp funds, going (the majority to bail foreign banks out).

Now, that is really something I could give a shit less about.

Did you and I cause their avarice, and greed?.

And where does it say the Fed has ANY authority to give American tax dollars to foreign banks in OUR Constitution?.


Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:36 | 1146244 UGrev
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bump firing is how you lose. Israel will crush them.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:41 | 1146280 LFMayor
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+ 5.56 and Appleseed.
only Hits count.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 17:08 | 1146970 DosZap
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Suicide by a thousand cuts.

Good, maybe they can save us the trouble, because at some point, we will have to do it.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:45 | 1146309 High Plains Drifter
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tanks and troops against women and children. yep that is sure a fair fight..

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 15:03 | 1146398 Chuck Walla
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Fair fights are for suckers. I say slip in and slit the throats of babies, thats manly and so much more fair!

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 15:20 | 1146490 JohnG
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No such thing as a fair fight, unless it's a fight at a fair, with rollercoasters and skee ball.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 16:03 | 1146668 Orly
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Funnel cakes and cheap Chinese toys.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 18:17 | 1147258 RoRoTrader
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Hi Orly,

How are you?.......btw BK has my email.......

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 15:29 | 1146522 SilverBaron
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Should the UN set up a no fly zone over Israel?  (for humanitarian reasons)

Of course Israel's SAM's would have to be decommissioned first. Then we could blow up all their tanks and mobile artillery and make it a fair fight like we're doing in Libya.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 15:53 | 1146630 Jonas Parker
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If I'm involved in a "fair fight" then I miscalculated somewhere. I want EVERY advantage I can get, fair, unfair, or downright dispicable!

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 19:34 | 1147563 DoChenRollingBearing
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You want to fight me?  Do not complain if the unexpected happens.

In a real fight, anything is OK.  Ask someone who has fought AND won lots of street fights, I know a man like this.  Everything is fair in war and fighting.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 17:12 | 1146998 DosZap
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Last time I saw them get into it, the women and children were used as human shields, for WORLD sympathy.

By whom?, the Jews, no the friggin Islamonazis.

Hamas, and Hezbollah.Set up their rocket launchers in residential neighborhoods...but I guess dats hokay.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 19:48 | 1147627 DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 1

And stashing weapons in their mosques.  That's OK too.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:10 | 1146083 spiral_eyes
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extreme clusterflock, bitchez


silver $40 tomorrow? is max keiser right saying $47 is the breaking point for jpm?

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:28 | 1146176 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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When did JPM go short? Honestly, I thought they would've been dead months ago. But yes, even the most coked-up Blythe Masters worshippers are getting nervous on this. Riddle: If you're the broker and you short a bunch of stuff and it goes *earth-shatteringly* wrong, do you call your own margin? Trick question, you call Uncle Ben to print you some more monopoly-fiat.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:45 | 1146310 spiral_eyes
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i figure they're trying to cover naked shorts with naked longs, but there's only uncle ben to pick up the other end of the trade... will the fed eat the paper, monetize the clusterfuck and bail out jpm with no haircut?

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 15:03 | 1146399 Agent P
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"Naked longs"?  There's a term I'm unfamiliar with (no dick jokes, please).

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 15:07 | 1146428 spiral_eyes
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buying financial instruments that don't exist (e.g. most etf's, specially those run by dimon & blythe).

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:28 | 1146189 knukles
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Oh, at $47/oz. the discount window closes?  Thought that was Saturdays Sundays and Holidays.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:33 | 1146209 earlthepearl
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The feeling on this is if silver goes above their stock price JPM is done, i really cant

see how this would make a difernce but maybe you could help

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:57 | 1146367 spiral_eyes
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margin callz, bitchez.


that which fucked the hunts.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 17:15 | 1147013 DosZap
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There is no breaking point, wishful thinking.

JPM has taken out LONG positions to offset it, long ago.

Either way, win win for them.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:11 | 1146086 surfwon
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remember all news is bullish......... wash rinse repeat...........

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:18 | 1146130 andybev01
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Buy The Fucking Disaster.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:58 | 1146371 spiral_eyes
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apocalypse priced in, s&p going to 36,000.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:35 | 1146220 flattrader
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Really, no shit.

Tyler(s) state the obvious--

Surely this last straw will send the S&P limit [up|down] until someone has the brilliant idea that Bernanke can print his way out of that one as well.

Nothing short of a rouge asteriod or comet...

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 16:18 | 1146533 gangland
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I don't care about the color as long as it's huge and smartly targeted to vaporize NY/NJ, DC and Virginia.  If it can do the 7-10 split and pick up the spare, taking out at least houston and socal on the cross, that'd be a bonus.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:14 | 1146088 whoopsing
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Word of the year- Clusterfuck! has a nice ring to it. p.s. is it time to cash out the 401k yet?

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:29 | 1146197 CheapKUNGFU
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its CrusterFluck...

and all  your CrusterFlucks are belong to us, make your time.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 15:02 | 1146395 flustercuck
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you called?

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:15 | 1146089 Randall Cabot
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Ah ha! So this is why WTI is up $1.40 today!!! And I thought it was NATO bombing that measley little oil field in Libya that did it.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:15 | 1146091 Zina
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Today a crazy shooter killed 10 children in a school of Rio de Janeiro, here in Brazil, in a "Columbine-like" rampage.

The shooter left a letter, saying he was "a Muslim".

Last week, Brazilian weekly magazine "Veja" published a report about "terrorist cells" in Foz do Iguaçu, in the Brazilian border with Paraguay.


Of course not. Veja magazine always was the voice of CIA in Brazil. This is a covert operation. This guy, the shooter, was brainwashed by "islamic terrorists" in the CIA payroll.

CIA is trying to manipulate the Brazilian public opinion against Islam, to make Brazil join the "War on Terror".

FUCK YOU CIA!! We won't join any war! FUCK YOU, BASTARDS!!!!

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:19 | 1146108 Dr. Porkchop
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The only way they can manage to catch terrorist plots is to create them by egging impressionable youth on and entrapping them in fake plots.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:29 | 1146184 ZerOhead
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Mostly correct...

Sometimes the fake plots go live however.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:19 | 1146119 Dangertime
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Easy on the meds.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:17 | 1146122 SMG
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Remember the CIA is just a front for the oligarchy of the eyeball triangle.  If you just blame the CIA itself, you're not blaming the root of the problem.  It is so crucial that when things start falling apart the correct people are blamed. 

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:39 | 1146247 Pseudo Anonym
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It is so crucial that when things start falling apart the correct people are blamed.

who are the correct people we should blame?  That's what I want to know.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 14:45 | 1146301 SMG
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The same people who put that nice eyeball triangle on the back of the most common paper note in the US.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 15:55 | 1146638 Pseudo Anonym
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people who put that nice eyeball triangle on the back of the most common paper note in the US

but who are the people who put that nice eyeball triangle on the back of the most common paper note in the US?  That's what I want to know.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 16:34 | 1146805 SMG
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A Lucifarian religious group with tentacles in just about every channel of power hiding behind the scenes, called the Illuminati. Total group is about 1% of the population.  Run by ruling families, names like Rockefeller and Rothschild come to mind.   

Basically want to murder billions of people for what they have been deceived into believing is the greater good.  Into things like pagan sacrifice, child abuse, and enslavement.   Bring out the worst in their members. Kind of sad, a viscous cycle of abuse from one generation to the other.  Believe they are gods, and can define their own morality.  Not realizing mankind (even them) without a conscience is a monster.

Hopefully can be stopped, or hopefully they can be show the error of their thinking. Faith, Hope, and Love are the only way.



Thu, 04/07/2011 - 17:03 | 1146943 EvlTheCat
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I am glad you responded.  You are the first person I have seen who has explaind this.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 17:40 | 1147131 Pseudo Anonym
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A Lucifarian religious group with tentacles in just about every channel of power hiding behind the scenes, called the Illuminati.

illuminati, of which hofjuden are a part, or whatever, may have their little ambitions; however, their shenanigans are being tolerated by their masters.  Illuminati are not at the top of the power structure. They are part of it and can be eliminated by their masters very quickly.  The head of the serpent is a layer or two higher.

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