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"New Looks" on CNBC Anchorettes Incites Vertical Meltup
Melissa Francis and Amanda Drury had a decidedly different look today. As usual, the optimistic Alpha Dog hedge fund traders reacted to the "new and different" look and assumed the "worst must be over". They responded by immediately buying stocks in a near panic. Even the little old ladies got fed up with 1.80% Treasury yields and went wild buying utilities.
What's up with Melissa Francis today???
Man, did she grow some
huge milk plants or what?? She was showing some unusual cleavage that looked like it was being restrained by a Kevlar straight jacket.
Here's a photo from the good old days
when the Dow was 14,000
Nice "stick-armed" supermodel look.

But today, she looked like she could feed
her kids through college...
Or become the primary supplier for the Alta-Dena dairy.
Who knows?
Could not find a current video feed or
photo...maybe one will show up tomorrow.
And now I'm noticing that Amanda Drury is filling in for Maria Bartiromo. She's dropped the conservative GE look and is now wearing some
funky blue tie-die outfit. Unfortunately, the slender face is now being ruined by her upper arms are blowing out to super-sized KFC
drumsticks...
WTF???
Can't the casting directors at CNBC put
her on a freaking crash diet?? Here's a picture from some better days...

Meanwhile, the Riverboating Grandmas got disgusted with the U.S. Treasury yields plummeting to new lows again yesterday, and they decided to go out and chase some utility stocks.
Check out these hockeysticks:

Other short sellers were sent to the Electric Chair today:

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Shorts were murdered today by the computers. When should I expect the investigation to open up into the trading?????
Robot on a Rant.. where's the plug? SOMEbody pull it.. pleeease!!
People.. these HFT models are NOT complicated, just DIFFERENT from what we're used to seeing. Reverse engineer the trades, go "with the flow" [don't fight the TREND], lighten up as it gets overextended. These quants, PhDs who set these models up are NOT sophisticated investors. Seems to me the some traders have forgotten how to ..TRADE!
Get back to the analysis.. and TRADE!
By the way are some of you sick in the head? Who gives a rats ass about these stick armed tarts when you can have a REAL God fearing woman. If you DID, you wouldn't be here salivating over these photos and images on your TV set. Get a LIFE!! Accept Jesus Christ as your Savior.. TODAY!!!
Check out what plane crash survivor Mickey Robinson has said he experienced.. or Howard Storm.. or "LIFE AFTER DEATH ?" on YouTube.. then grab your Bible.
Take the time.. it may save your "LIFE".
Jesus must be the worst trader in history. For 2000 years people of heard how "Jesus Saves" but is still always asking for money.
.. there's nothing to trade.. what HE offers is FREE to ALL! ;-{
Now we're talkin'...
Too fricking hillarious, as usual.
Lets see, silver is capitulating, and the market follows suite, "MI5" Drury is makin' the boys at home jelous, and SLW is still way above water. Let the managers ignore their biorythems and slam some more roids!
"Juice up, dudes! Look, tits! They make me want to buy worthless stocks with my worthless FIAT! Jager-bombs?!"
Anchorette cleavage top drop fell with the markets the previous five days to below milk plant level...
" Riverboating Grandmas..."
Hey! That's Jamie Dimon's mom in front!
RobotTrader...youre so awesome.
But I dont know about 'traders buying like mad' today...everywhere I look its a magical melt-up on 1/3 average pathetic volume, even on Goldie...looks like NFP comes in horrendous at 500K+ tomorrow? Somethings up, and its not just M.F. cup size.
I like the new CNBC pro-ho looks, but something is rotten and its not just Erins crotch.
Oooooo That Smell!
Sheep-dog..your the man (woman). You gave me my evening chuckle. God bless
The "new" normal.
Nice to see u back in form Robo...
What the bulls gunneth, the bears taketh away.
+100 Let 'em run it to resistance and well push them down again. VIX looks great. What's the shelf life of this grand illusion?
I only read RobotTrader for the articles. Really.
So your wife found your stash of Robo mags... you should have blamed them on your brother-in-law...
"blowing out to super-sized KFC drumsticks..."
Down in these parts we refer to them as "overstuffed sausage casings"
She looks like 7lbs of flour in a 5 lb sack
Robo, more T and A's, the market makes no sense so I am being driven by basic human needs only.
As JMK would say "the animal spirits".
Let's push this market back up to 14K, bring a brass pole down to the NYSE, take off the tops girls and let Cramer, Liesman and Bernanke stuff dollar bills in their G-strings. Happy days are here again!
Missed your posts, Robo. +100, as per usual. I expect to see the wildebeests storming the other direction by Friday.
Robo - I object to your gratuitous use of chicks in your pics.. *snicker*
Interesting how Robo only seems to post on days when the market is in melt-up mode, but noticeably absent during the down days....a closet bull?
Gotta try and compete with the FOX foxes................good luck.No way Jose'.
Getting back into this mkt, LORDY!!!!!!!!!!!.when will they learn?.
NEVER!.
RoBo just to let you know, maybe Melissa Francis, is pregnant (hate that when it happens). but your boobs get bigger naturally (hate that when it happens, too).
especially thinking, she comes from little house on the prairie. she recks of properness and naive and everything dumb white american woman think.
i mean do you really believe much is happening other than clothes with these woman. bet they don't like sports.
damn the last two days very been brutal in france and south africa. i'll get through it, though.
L O V E W H A T
M E N can do with their
H E A D S
velo kick to all†
dumb white american women make way better wives then the know it all impowered yet never satisfied cunts who compete for all the wrong motives
Hats off, to the american wife.
c o m p e t i t i v e C U N T s
like it†
my father encouraged this philosophy.
It is an Artificial Space in which a possibility of a physical movement can arise.
Do as you may as you rightfully choose. But if you think being a housewife is a stupid waste of time in our era of ultra convenience and rather pay for maids/nannys/etc as you run faster on the hamster wheels, you might want to see how valuable time is when you can spend it anyway you choose instead of calculating how to bill for all the time you shittered away
honey, i love you.
and furthermore:
Facts are neutral; it is individuals who paint them.
your best entry ever. +++
not mine, cheeks.
≠
good on you for appreciating and propagating it.
funny, as much as i like the bod avatars, the red 'v' retains its original appeal.
cheers
Didn't anyone notice the price/MACD divergence on the daily SPX chart? We're far enough below the 50 level on the RSI chart to rally as well....Plus, we took out the busted neckline on the SPX chart at around 1040....
The CNBC girls are so yesterday.
I'd rather pass notes under the stall in an airport bathroom with a conservative, family-first, Republican senator.
Boo-yaa!
Don't go dis'n Repubs here... they'll junk yer posts. Nevermind any factuality that may be included with your post.
+1
It could have something to do with the name, avatar, and every single comment screaming, "I'm a hyper-partisan half-wit." Just sayin'. I'm guessing someone named "Trust Fund Demonrat" with a MSLSD avatar whose time here was spent only on trashing Democrats would get just as tiresome just as easily. Perhaps the hyper-partisan half-wit in question could simply go back to DU or HuffPo and enjoy the delusion that electing Ds instead of Rs is the cure to what ails us.
+ 100 to you fine sir (or madam) for stating what so clearly needed to be said about this idiot.
It's just Barney Frank trolling ZH again. He is looking for love in all the wrong places.
+100 also. Nail is driven in.
rnp,
"now that there's some funny shit..."
Cleavage = ratings.
Oldest formula in the books.
Because there isn't one damned thing they can report on the markets to their 70,000 peak hourly viewers that means a damn as long as the HFT's and their sponsors control 90% of trading.
http://www.nakednews.com for the real fun :)
http://covert2.wordpress.com
Robo, you Da Man!
Robo,
Let's turn up the heat:
Power on baby!
Summer meltup is just getting underway:
LEO, i'm still waiting for your SOLAR call to show up.
finally some covering going on today. ENER up big too. trading way below book, loads of ip
TSL is crushin' foos. Big ups Leo. First the Pension Pulse, then Greece, then the world!
Solars were sizzling today, let's see if there is any follow through going into earnings:
wonder what's going on in the magic kingdom, DIS had a really nice day
http://www.edgeboston.com/display/viewimage_story.php?id=92017
Me thinks Leo masterminded the BP spill to make his solars rise....
LEO, why are you so BULLISH On solars when they have literally collapsed like the bubble they were? what can possibly return them up even 100% from here
Citadel, SAC Capital, DE Shaw and many more top hedge funds will play this sector. If my hunch is correct, it's the next big bubble (could be now or much later).
the only possible reason to play it now is for buyouts and higher energy costs
all those funds you mention could probably afford all the shares of all the solars out there...and merge them all. LOL
however, bubbles rarely turn back into bubbles after they pop. ie HOUSING
After the initial pop, solars came down hard because they're heavily manipulated (lots of naked short selling in this sector). You have NOT seen the solar bubble yet, not by a long shot!
duplicate post
'Solar bubble' will never even leave the gate.
Leo- for several reasons, some of which are: 1. taking massive amounts of abuse on this site and still posting stuff 2. trying to emulate Robo and posting hot chicks (even if they are Canadian...) 3. your insights into the institutional investing world 4. last, but certainly not least, the amount of crap you have had to put up with in your personal life, I respect you tremendously. HOWEVER, pan the camera out on a lot of these charts they don't look so hot. (How 'bout a 3 mth?) Beta on these things is terrifying. I hope you're hedged bro. :) PS- stick w/ the Brazilian chicks!
Yes, Brazilian babes are incredible ICandy. But now that Brazil is out, I have to stick with Spanish babes like the beautiful Penelope Cruz:
don't forget about the swiss babes. they got good currency.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x33mwc_maxim-miss-swiss_na
BOING!
Artificial - just like Chinese solars.
I'd sport fuck her at best. Margrett Brennan is my woman.
@accreditedeyeballs
i'm not long or short the solars but the 3 month chart of FSLR is bullish. just sayin'
http://stockcharts.com/h-sc/ui?s=fslr
Actually yes.
Does Leo get junked for the chicks in bikinis or the solar?
Yes.
Way to hijack a thread, Leo.
it's only when he types that it gets irritating. otherwise he's fine.
More cleavage Robo! More!!!
Could you do an analysis on the BB chix next time, I'm sure the audience here would appreciate that as well XD
Drury in blue:
http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1539516573&play=1
Francis in white and kevlar:
http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1539400080&play=1
Oh Mandy, you came and made me feel sooooo...something
Oh Mandy, you cried and it was all alright!
Oh Mandy, doo doo doo, doo doo doo....
Its because Austin Powers is calling the market:
http://finance.yahoo.com/tech-ticker/altucher-europe-could-use-a-man-lik...'helicopter'-ben-516723.html
Well, Melissa always had impressive tatas. She just kept them strapped down or buttoned over. Glad to see she's setting them 'free'.
It looks as though Drury is aware of her 'bingo wings' as she moved her arm to show a bit of the side and then purposely repositioned her fore arm to cover it.
Other than that, boring day in spite of the hike upwards.
I think they take turns showing cleavage.
Let's pray they keep Mark Haines man boobs covered up. If he shows up in a diego t-shirt, I will shoot my TV.
Robot, king toast for the day must be SKF.
What the hell happended over the 4th of July weekend?
It was like watching your favorite TV program and then your 7 year old little sister clicking on Sesame street with the remote, and saying, with a twisted smile, "this is your new investment reality".
Mark Beck
The more threads like this one I read on ZH, the more I worry for ZH...
you haven't been here long, have you?
btw - love the avatar/ID choice. nice.
Ah yes.. The Matrix
Well we'll leave that for another day.
Simple CUP and HANDLE action, gents.
Robooooooo! Love it - riverboating grandmas!!
frugget solar the chinese have product to dump, in case you wondering how the market could rally without retail, looks like old tech.
Well, no shanks or clotheslines today folks, but riverboat grandmas, alpha-dog hedge gunners, anchorette milkplants and KFC upper arms is some welcome (and long overdue) art-loving from our favorite resident photo essayist. I trust that, should the QE II continue when the Euro banks give the all clear after their version of Timmeh's no stress-stress tests, Robo will keep us, uh, abreast of the Ukrainian escort squad stalking the Hamptons darkness of night this weekend.
How about my investment guru girlfriend - Bloomberg's own Margaret Brennan!!! Holy Shit! My god! This woman has gone from the most naturally cute anchorette to the hottest most natural beautiful anchorette in a week. She's a new look too. Tan, showing a lot more cleavage and giving the camera that hot nasty come get me smile.
She's why I get up in the morning. I had to adjust my trading this week but at 10am my alarm goes off, I turn my tv on, there she is (my woman) and she looks so fucking hot now that I have to really open my eyes and adjust them so I can get a good look. Before I know it I'm wide awake and ready to enjoy my 2 hours of stock market paradise. I love her, she is my woman.
The worst may not be over but the worst in price terms is almost over so it depends on your timeframe, whether this is a good time to buy here.
The markets are rigged, we get it. The system is flawed, we get it. Switch the record.
Ok, i've decided i can't put it off any longer - here it is ...
Scary DOW monthly chart.
http://stockmarket618.wordpress.com
I stipulate a life long obsession with women.
The opponents:
High unemployment vs. growth
Massive deficit spending vs. low bond yields
Massive deficit spending vs. a stable currency
2011 tax hikes vs. growth
Loss of unemployment benefits vs. growth
Loss of fiscal stimulus vs. growth
0% interest rates vs. stock declines
0% interest rates vs. commodity declines
0% interest rates vs. bond yields
Massive state buget deficits vs. growth.
Return on principle vs return of principle
Aussie Drumsticks....if one like that sort of thing...
http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1539516573&play=1
Drumsticks??
Around Detroit that's called "skinny."
I'd take her in a minute.
Thanks Robo, just wish that folks here woudl stick to the topic.
The chicks?
The chicks?
The early morning hours American desk anchorette and the red head LA anchorette are the way to go fellas.
you guys are too hard on amanda D. she must have read the criticism here.
today - no sleeveless.
Robo we need more Nicole Lapin. I call her miss Money Shot. She has the perfect face for one. :P