• Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.
  • Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.

NFP +244,000, 9% Unemployment, Birth/Death Adjustment +175,000

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Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:29 | 1246827 cossack55
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BLS Bitchezzzz!!!!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:33 | 1246829 HelluvaEngineer
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May the gods bless our beloved warlord ruler!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:30 | 1246831 Shocker
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haha, Of course always on the up and up. Well for the 3 to 5 people that still believe we are in a recovery. Get a grip and take a look

http://www.dailyjobcuts.com

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:33 | 1246833 LRC Fan
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Party on bitchez

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:34 | 1246835 terryg999
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What's U-6 at? 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:37 | 1246870 Cassandra Syndrome
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Up to 15.9%. Healthy...

Interesting to see the SGS figure later

 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:40 | 1246871 Cash_is_Trash
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15.5%

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:39 | 1246882 Cassandra Syndrome
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Yeah, sorry was looking at the Seasonally Adjusted column at 15.9%

Non Seasonally adjusted is 15.5%

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:40 | 1246878 uhb
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Precisely what my first thought was, terry.

It (seasonally adjusted) is at 15.9%, or 0.2% up from 15.7%.

Party on bitchez...

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:31 | 1246836 Lndmvr
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Strip out the new McDonalds jobs and what do we have?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:33 | 1246848 Confused
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Thanks. That was my first thought as well. Manufacturing right? What a joke. 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:37 | 1246861 cossack55
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I figured McDs for more assembly type work than MFG.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 12:05 | 1247845 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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McD's is an industrial process, so you're really manufacturing burgers. It's actually a leap to say that you are cooking or preparing food, if you really think about it.

Industrial Life : not iLife but I-life ... lets put the emphasis where it's most appropriate.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:33 | 1246851 Jeremy Roenick
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Right on, right on.  McD's hired 50k this past month or at least that was the PR.

 

Want fries with that shake?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:34 | 1246858 Larry Darrell
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Actually, McD set out to hire 50k......they actually hired 62k.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:41 | 1246874 tmosley
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244,000-175,000 (birth Death adjustment)-62,000 (McDonalds hires)=7,000

lol

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:44 | 1246892 uhb
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no, not lol but ROFL + SUSFU

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:20 | 1247049 Hedge Jobs
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Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:15 | 1247056 Hedge Jobs
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nice pick up mosley, looks like TD liked it so much he gave it its own post.

 

 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:15 | 1247058 Hedge Jobs
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nice pick up mosley, looks like TD liked it so much he gave it its own post.

 

 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:19 | 1247063 Hedge Jobs
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nice pick up mosley, looks like TD liked it so much he gave it its own post.

 

 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:20 | 1247065 Hedge Jobs
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not too sure what happened here, ill blame IT. comment definately wasnt worth repeating 4 or 5 times!

 

 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:51 | 1247522 tmosley
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Of course it was :)

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:56 | 1246953 Alex Kintner
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Thank the McGawds. A new growth industry has arrived to replace all those crappy Hi-tech industry jobs sent overseas. Now once we adjust to living in dirt floor shacks and walking bare foot, all will be well in Hooverville. Bonus effect: We can scrounge through the company dumpster for uneaten fries.

Buy the oversized bowls of Dipping sauce bitchez.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:28 | 1246991 Bob
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They hadn't expected 12,000  physicists applying.  They decided to hire and keep them busy doing distributed research on nuclear fusion during slack times on the midnight shifts.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:34 | 1246838 NOTW777
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if they want to sell this jobs # then even less reason for more QE

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:45 | 1246897 NOTW777
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LOL 62k from macdonalds - what an economic boom - we need more macdonalds

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:34 | 1246839 oogs66
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Household report showed -190k?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:32 | 1246840 Cash_is_Trash
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What a shocker, the economy isn't improving (!)

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:32 | 1246842 lettuce
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read goldman's piece yesterday to show the effects of mcdonalds not mattering and also the fact that increased participation rate will require 290k+ jobs/mo just to keep the headline unemployment steady. suckers.

 

RISK ON!!!!!!!!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:32 | 1246843 DavidJ
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Will Silver & gold rally much on these better NFP numbers?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:51 | 1246941 Cash_is_Trash
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At least I hope this is the bottom.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:18 | 1247069 DavidJ
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they are rally now!!!!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:20 | 1247070 DavidJ
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they are rallying now!!!!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:32 | 1246844 hamurobby
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And they revised last weeks number...up of course, Will this weeks be revised over 250 next week I wonder.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:32 | 1246845 wandstrasse
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sorry, little bit out of context, but such a great song -

'The Revolution Will Not Be Online'

 

http://skuff.bandcamp.com/track/the-revolution-will-not-be-online

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:35 | 1246846 fockewulf190
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Thanks to McDonalds for helping the numbers.  Gotta count them burger flippers.  Can I take out my mortgage now?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:33 | 1246849 CreditcalMass
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Rally on bitchez.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:36 | 1246853 docj
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Total nonfarm payroll employment increased by 244,000 in April, and the private sector added 268,000 jobs.

No need to read past that. Total, complete, 100%, Grade-A, unfiltered bullshit.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:34 | 1246857 LoneStarHog
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Birth/Death Model = +175,000 ?!?!?!?!?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:38 | 1246863 Fantasy Planet
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Couldn't they just combine the QE3 full steam ahead announcement at the same time?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:39 | 1246866 oogs66
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birth/death was 175k?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:39 | 1246869 Bartanist
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I am confused. How can the birth/death effect add employement in specific sectors?

Need more data.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:43 | 1246903 NotApplicable
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Because they said so.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:38 | 1246872 Veekay23
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The broader U-6 unemployment rate rose to 15.9 percent from 15.7 percent

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:38 | 1246873 sbenard
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Bizarro! Unemployment RISES on best job growth in years!

Pinch me! Is this real?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:43 | 1246887 Herne the Hunter
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The party line is that unemployment % counts the number of unemployed people ACTIVELY looking for a job. As economy recovers, more people "smell blood" and start looking for payrolls, hence increase in unemployment. But that's the theory.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:41 | 1246875 Herne the Hunter
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birth certificates, bitchez

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:38 | 1246876 nantucket
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i'm gonna go to BLS and look at the trailing 12 months of birth death adjustments to see what they have been and if this is a huge outlier

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 08:38 | 1246877 Josh Randall
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McD'z hiring the peeps out there is what got us where we are today. Heckuva job Ronald...

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