NHK Says Water Used To Douse Reactors May Have Leaked Into The Ocean

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avonaltendorf's picture

Just dealing with the news flow, such as it is. Hard data has been suppressed and Tepco is dysfunctional.

Tyler Durden's picture

Quite the contrary. We, however, as well as you should be, are flabbergasted by the complete lack of preparation and inability to respond in a manner that does anything to actually resolve the situation instead of making it progressively worse.

Ray1968's picture

ill-tempered seabass and sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads

Classic! Thx for the laugh.

chunkylover42's picture

Yes it is.  If I had pic-posting privileges I would have posted a picture of Blinky from the Simpsons, the 3-eyed fish mutated by nuclear waste.  Alas, you'll have to Google it instead.

truont's picture

Water Used To Douse Reactors May Have Leaked Into The Ocean.

Gives new meaning to the phrase:  "Breath-taking beachfront!"

slewie the pi-rat's picture

 

 

hey, tru-ont:  tyler writes romanko a nice little note---and gives him 40 junks!!!

the_magician's picture

romanko:49 junks, mine was 50'th. have a sunny day.

OldPhart's picture

You mean "Blinky"?

By the way, didn't Godzilla start out as a tadpole or something before getting washed with radiation in the 50's?

Cindy_Dies_In_The_End's picture

I dunno Tyler. time to run a picture of My Pretty Pony or a cute kitten.

 

In any event, Sounds like Day of the Tentacle to me.

 

Ps- Last week Zh posted over 46 articles on 1 frakkin' day. I don't know the Tylers, but chances are these poor souls are not getting laid and could use some pizza and beer money. Don't make me go all South Park Sally Struthers on you all. Why not Paypal these guys and gals about $20 or so?

Oligarchs Gone Wild's picture

Tyler & Marla - kicking ass. A few more black swans and ZH will be taking out many more MSM sites in traffic.  Looks like they've just had a breakout. BTFD.

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/zerohedge.com#

Natasha Fatale's picture

According to Alexa: 

"Compared with all internet users, the site's users are disproportionately Caucasian, and they are disproportionately higher-income, childless men over the age of 35 who browse from home."

What, no mention of the lovely ladies who frequent this site? Can I get a shout-out for all the brainy beauties of Project Mayhem?!


Cindy_Dies_In_The_End's picture

Childless guys with higher income? Just my type. LOL

 

Shoutin at ya Natasha.

 

Good grief, this captcha is hard on drubk, drunk people.

 

 

CrazyCooter's picture

Recently divorced geek/engineer living in Alaska ... pretty much spot on!

Regards,

Cooter

OldPhart's picture

Well, hell, still have the 22 year old here, but may promote him to the couch to hurry his ass out.

trav7777's picture

childless men over 35, AKA LOSERS

Montgomery Burns's picture

Hey! I represent that remark!

SWRichmond's picture

yep, I'm afraid he has a point.

DR's picture

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Your pecker has a purpose!

Yen Cross's picture

Ok you slaker. yOU'RE INVITED.

awakened's picture

Well at least they don't all wear big yellow hats, have website filled with half naked woman and go by the name of Turd.

burncycl's picture

Zerohedge.com's three-month global Alexa traffic rank is 3,032. While approximately 56% of the site's visitors are in the US, where it is ranked #855, it is also popular in South Korea, where it is ranked #834. Compared with all internet users, the site's users are disproportionately Caucasian, and they are disproportionately higher-income, childless men over the age of 35 who browse from home. Zerohedge.com's visitors view 2.7 unique pages each day on average. The fraction of visits to the site referred by search engines is approximately 6%.

 

> As a 26 year old childless cacuasian with a disproprtionately higher-income who browses from home...I found this bit of information hilarious.

macroeconomist's picture

As a 31 year-old childless Caucasian with middle income, I found the observation quite comforting and felt more homely as I was browsing..Good times

Oligarchs Gone Wild's picture

Advertisting is spot on too.  Dominos, Rice Krispy Treats and World of Warcraft 10 day trial.

tmosley's picture

I thought we were all a bunch of dumb rednecks reloading ammo in our trailers while waiting for Jesus to come back?

Oligarchs Gone Wild's picture

WB7 did an amazing trailer park trailer with a huge Theta on the side of it in black and white, spot on.  I need to go find that.

ColonelCooper's picture

Considering that I AM a dumb redneck who owns a trailer house AND a progressive reloader that's actually worth more than the house, AND am quite sure Jesus will be coming along any minute now.....

Wait. Is there a problem with that??

Cindy_Dies_In_The_End's picture

As long as you look busy when Jesus gets here, all will be well.

 

You'd love Trailer Park Boys. Watch that series.  You strike me as Mr. Lahey, but not so gay. ha

dark pools of soros's picture

time to go get that mail order bride and change my demographic

SWRichmond's picture

I thought we were all a bunch of dumb rednecks reloading ammo in our trailers while waiting for Jesus to come back?

I'm not religious, so I'll cling to my guns extra hard.  Thanks, Soetoro!

Vernon Wormer's picture

As a 46 year old Caucasian with low income and kids,

I'm not sure if I'm offended?

UGrev's picture

35, two kids, middle income and not offended at all. It answers my question about how a lot of the people here are dropping mad cash on stuff while we're supporting families. 

ronin12's picture

They nailed me EXCEPT for the "browsing from home" part. What's the point of being higher income if you can't also browse from work? :)

 

 

Mentaliusanything's picture

57 years old Divorced male with 6 figure income /3 grown kids, banging a Forensic accountant who happens to be a stunning 26 yeas old Thai beauty.

We at ZE Hedge like to live dangerously.

Burticus's picture

Does she say, "You come my hooch I show you good time GI." and "EZ GI, you so beeeeg!"

JoeSexPack's picture

44 year old, childless, white male earning disproportionately higher income & browsing from home office in the US (self-employed RE appraiser). They found me.

ZH is one of my fave sites, surf it too much when I should be writing reports.

Lord Koos's picture

And they know this how, exactly?

lincolnsteffens's picture

beat  you to it by about a week   

Just think about donating a whole bunch more.  The cost of a newspaper subscription that doesn't begin to touch on info. that ZH does is alot of money for not much. Main stream media has been directed for way too long by companies that sell factory food and politicians. ZH is a bit of a bumpy ride but gives timely news and critique that is tough to assemble.  

OldPhart's picture

Yeah, guilted me into it.  It's a tiny contribution, but it's the best I could do.

Yits and the Yimrum's picture

I didn't realize that Blankenstein could act.

soylent green= composted bankters= green energy

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