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Nigel Farage Blasts Eurocouncil President Van Rompuy For Cozying With Gaddafi As Recently As December

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That our politicians are unbearable hypocrites without borders is no secret. After all, Gaddafi himself was among Europe's best arms clients for a long time having to recycle billions of petrodollars into something tangible. It is these very same politicians (wink wink Bunga Bunga) that are now blasting him, and offering their airbases to launch offensive campaigns from. One person who however never misses an opportunity to expose each and every form of hypocrisy is Nigel Farage who takes Gollum-lookalike and European Council president Herman van Rompuy to the toolshed and anihilates him for his sycophantic attempts to appear larger than life by pandering to none other than now uber-despised dictator Colonel Gaddafi. And naturally he does it in his own very inimitable and always highly entertaining and humiliating style. We can't wait to see what haiku the Gollumite will tweet out in response...



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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:48 | 1072948 bob_dabolina
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I heart Nigel.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:15 | 1073106 IQ 145
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 Me too. I love to see him beat up on the Euro Socialists; who are, basically full of crap as far as I can see.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:30 | 1073497 Saxxon
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Jesus God what was that reptile he was talking to? 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:59 | 1073976 TwoShortPlanks
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Do you not recognise him???

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 20:32 | 1074072 Pegasus Muse
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Who is more deserving of ridicule and derision?  Politicians or Gangster Banksters.     It's a hard call to make.  
Sat, 03/19/2011 - 01:36 | 1074580 Rick64
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Thats a tough one, but have to give it to the politicians. Politicians are supposed to be representing the people, where bankers aren't.

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 01:22 | 1073129 Zero Govt
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STFU you a-hole

'Our Nige' is one of the few politicians that talks from his heart instead of from his rectum like you. He exposes not only the incompetence of the EU, the collosal waste of money of the EU but most importantly the insidious creep of these unelected slippery Marxists.

He is absolutely right about it too. In contrast to 90% of British MP's who are Pro-EU and as usual delusionally unrepresentative of the 60% of Brits who are apposed to this collosal political scam. Treason writ large and right in your face

We're now in the final countdown to this Commie-Fascist EU empire (see their arrogant self-delusion during the Vid exposing chumming up to a despot). As every month goes by these insidious EU parasites will argue and splinter more and eventually implode. It's the beginning of the end and like Ron Paul in America every word Our Nige speaks rings truer by the day while every word the British and Euro parasites squeek will be seen only for its comedic delusional value

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 07:31 | 1085239 pcrs
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indeed, fascist euro kleptocracy is fully on it's way.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:41 | 1073273 homersimpson
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You're just a constant asshole bulltard that trolls around here.. what you bitchin' about?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 18:47 | 1073744 faustian bargain
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lol...either people have a short attention span, or there's lots of noobs on the board. Both, probably.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:50 | 1072957 Rodent Freikorps
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Whores, and rumors of whores.

We are abused children raised by addicted, prostitute mothers.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:54 | 1072993 HamyWanger
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Weren't you supposed to leave for El Salvador this morning? 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:58 | 1073011 Rodent Freikorps
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I'm fast, but not that fast.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:56 | 1072994 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Shut up. Our fathers were our models
for God. And, if our fathers bailed,
what does that tell us about God?
Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:01 | 1073020 Shameful
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That God loves big tits, drinking booze, and shooting pool?  Man I didn't get any of that out of the Bible!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:02 | 1073033 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Because King James punked you.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:03 | 1073041 Rodent Freikorps
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Christianity is a slave religion. Consider Freya.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:43 | 1073289 velobabe
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hey shameful, i just remembered i had a pool table in our living room. it was great. i think that is why TV doesn't have such a strong influence in my life. big old pool table in the middle of the room. they just don't include this kind of furniture in the modern day home. i think this country went down hill starting in the early 70's. probably after woodstock was so successful, they had to put a stop to that kind of entertainment. that is why all our so called leaders, are just losers. i bet they never listen or play music. bad people like our government and bankstars, really don't want to have emotion or love or songs played in their heads. this nigel man, i like him, and bet he likes all kind of music.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:08 | 1073398 Henry Chinaski
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That gives me a great idea for family night tonight.  We have a nice big pool table, a stocked bar and all the rest.  TGIF.

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 00:20 | 1074437 crazyjsmith
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Amen Brother! TGI effin F.
I put a Pool table where the "formal" dining room should be.
Have a few for me, have a peaceful few rounds with your family
Sounds like a good evening away from this chaos.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:14 | 1073423 EvlTheCat
Sat, 03/19/2011 - 02:19 | 1074593 GoinFawr
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"...You don't know how this feels..."

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:58 | 1073014 falak pema
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Speak for yourself. No we...

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:51 | 1072963 Internet Tough Guy
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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:53 | 1072973 LawsofPhysics
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Bloody brilliant, but so what, the spice must flow.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:52 | 1072977 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Van Rompuy took notes!!!

Now that's comedy!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:17 | 1073120 IQ 145
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 They're all completely nuts; you couldn't make this stuff up.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:22 | 1073166 Cash_is_Trash
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Herman has the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk.

Farage; you are PIMP

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:55 | 1073352 spanish inquisition
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His note said:


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:04 | 1073379 EvlTheCat
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Amazing, he must have been tapping the collective because Chirsatan was writing the same exact thing about Ron Paul..  Uncanny!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:40 | 1073834 dearth vader
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He's known to write haikus, like:

"In the snowy night/ An owl cries through the stillness/ What a strange creature."

Probably, something Nigel said inspired him for a new one.

"Pygmy," maybe? Another strange creature.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:27 | 1073838 edotabin
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Ahhhhhh, good old Van Rompuy!  If he isn't rowing a fishing boat to lead the US carriers into battle in the middle east, he's galvanting around with dictators.  He's got the hookup! The future of our planet: Herman Van Rompuy!

He will now lead the no-fly zone in Libya with his paper airplane and magic flying carpet!

Van Rompuy's my boy!

Man, we are in serious trouble......


Sat, 03/19/2011 - 02:10 | 1074611 GoinFawr
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"Van Rompuy took notes!!!"

Making Plans for Nigel?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:54 | 1072983 Pants McPants
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Oh wait, no I'm not.

SSDD.  All government is corrupt; it merely changes spokespeople from time to time.  Even the best of the lousiest - Nigel and R. Paul, for example - fail to go far enough in exposing the charade for what it is.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:00 | 1073368 EvlTheCat
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What the fuck do you want them to do?  Pull their dicks out in public for you to gawk at?  The MSM will cover that, they will not cover the truth.  They are both classified as loons by the MSM so the best they are looking at is getting a picture looking like Jessie Venture by the end.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:54 | 1072985 hedgeless_horseman
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Are you paying attention, King Fahd bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud?

BFF?  Maybe not.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:56 | 1072990 Yardfarmer
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Libyan government has declared a unilateral cease fire effective immediately

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:12 | 1073101 falak pema
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Beautiful smell...unilateral vice...on a toilet seat...That's what Q promised the "rats" in Benghazi. To be flushed down the toilet after taking a dose of AK-47. Seems he chickened out. Clever desert rat...But they'll smoke him out now. 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:14 | 1073103 Dr. Richard Head
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I've declared that gravity now pulls objects up.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:18 | 1073130 falak pema
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You learn fast like q-daffy.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:53 | 1073571 Breaker
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"Libyan government has declared a unilateral cease fire effective immediately"

What a slick move. Ghadaffi hasn't stayed in power all these years by being stupid. Now he ends up with the UN debating who broke the cease fire, whether Ghadaffi's actions are disproportionate to the rebels actions, and other such nonsense. They may never get past that one. And then they have to decide to move from taking out some air defense installations and airfields and shooting down some planes to air-ground attack against tanks, artillery and foot soldiers. The UN will take years dithering.

Iran and probably Obama, China, Russia, and Europe will be supplying weapons to the "freedom fighters" and we have a long lasting civil war that Ghadaffi will win. Eventually, he forces the UN to choose between Ghadaffi and direct troop intervention in a civil war.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:55 | 1072997 Horatio Beanblower
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Farage is the epitome of a decent and honourable man.  Obama, Cameron, van Rompuy, Sarkozy, et al., are a despicable bunch of Fascist bastards.  The UK public will never elect a man such as Farage - the UK public simply love socialism too much; whether it be the Conservative brand of socialism or the Labour brand of socialism.


The UK people are nearing the end of Hayek's 'Road to Serfdom'.



Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:01 | 1073019 falak pema
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What do you propose apart from your rave rant?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:20 | 1073139 Horatio Beanblower
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If you live in the UK, I would propose a one-way ticket out of the place.


I would advocate the introduction of a free market economy as a starting point.  The free market economy should be enhanced with a free market in currency/money also.  Following that, the police state apparatus should be dismantled as a matter of urgency.  The values and rights enshrined in the British Constitution should be reaffirmed in the Houses of Parliament and all existing laws that are incompatible with the Constitution should be abolished via a Great Repeal Act.     

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:42 | 1073283 LeBalance
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"I would advocate the introduction of a free market economy as a starting point."

oh, that's a sweet proposal.

Got a single example we can follow?

///thought not///

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:55 | 1073351 Horatio Beanblower
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Why do you need an example to follow?  Your argument is, in essence, an argument for never doing anything.  


Man 1 - Hey, let's invent the motor car!


Man 2 - Do you have an example we can follow?


Man 1 - No.


Man 2 - ///thought not///


Man 1 - Maybe you are right.  I mean, who would ever want to buy a motor car?


Man 2 - Good man.  We must know our limits. 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:26 | 1073478 equity_momo
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Your 2 posts were a 1 man ally-oop. Well played old boy.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 18:45 | 1073735 Horatio Beanblower
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Thank you, Sir.  If you were talking to me.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 23:16 | 1074336 hayesy316
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LeBalance just got taken to the toolshed.

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 04:04 | 1074694 AnAnonymous
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What do you mean by having an example to follow?

There were many examples to follow before the introduction of motor car, be it in terms of engines or cars.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:55 | 1073345 falak pema
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Free market Thatcherism? Free market à la, you can be a total Utopian who is destined to create his own Dystopia. Britain was never more imperial than under Disraeli...remember him?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:59 | 1073366 Horatio Beanblower
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Who said anything about Thatcher?  She was a quasi-socialist just like the rest of our puppets have been.  I will say this about her - she was the best of a bad bunch. 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:14 | 1073424 karzai_luver
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only because her and ronnie had alzheimers the last several years of their terms.

that tends to mellow them a bit.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 18:53 | 1073762 faustian bargain
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oooh, that's rich.

"Dystopia" is here to stay, regardless of the system in place. The question to ask is, which direction do you want your dystopia to head? Toward freedom, or toward slavery?

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 04:06 | 1074697 AnAnonymous
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The world is living the US type of freedom, where some have sacrificed so that it ensures the welfare of others.

The US is traditionalist: they've started as a slaver nation and they keep going as a slaver nation.

So what type of freedom?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:28 | 1073482 Herman Strandsc...
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'.. The UK public will never elect a man such as Farage'   Errr..

He was elected. That's why he's in the EU Parliament. His Party, UKIP came 2nd in the last EU Elections behind the Conservatives. They also came 2nd in a recent local election.

They also do enjoy some backing from The City.

'Way to go Nigel.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 18:44 | 1073731 Horatio Beanblower
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Thank you for drawing attention to my loose language.  I should have said that the UK public will never elect enough UKIP candidates to ensure that Farage becomes Prime Minister.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:58 | 1072999 MolotovCockhead
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Wow!! That Guy Nigel... think I'm gonna hero worship him from now on. For talking straight, I think Obama is not fit to even carry his shoes for him.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:15 | 1073110 Dr. Richard Head
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I think Obama should have shoes thrown at him.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:18 | 1073136 falak pema
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Wait until he moves ground troops into libya.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:40 | 1073268 Josh Randall
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Libya aint far from Kenya -- one of these Libyans in the know may just out the man with some documentation about a certain place of birth

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:56 | 1073353 NidStyles
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I recommend making it clown shoes. That would make the point far more clear than a sandal.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:14 | 1073429 karzai_luver
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flip flops = this is obamammy you know.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:23 | 1073161 DaddyO
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let alone his jock strap...just sayin


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:56 | 1073000 web bot
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my daily fix of Nigel.

If we only bred politicians like this over on this side of the pond...

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:58 | 1073005 Dr. Engali
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We need more people shedding light like this.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:57 | 1073007 Shameful
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Clearly Mr. Farage needs to spend a little time at the Ministry of Love.  Surely he must know we have always been at war with Libya and Gaddafi has always been our greatest enemy.  Ingsoc will not stand for such treachery against the party out it's proud history!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:15 | 1073042 falak pema
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Mr Farage should be put in a Farady cage. That way he won't get electrocuted by his fellow politicians' shenanigans. What a bean blower! People in glass houses...Not that I defend Herman von Bon Bouille... on the contrary...empty steel barrels always sound ominous and cavernous.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:58 | 1073008 Dick Darlington
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Van Rompuy deserves to be exposed. He's one of the main political puppet masters behind the euro ponzi along with the delusional duo aka Rehn and Juncker. Wish we get to see more dirt thrown to their faces.

Was fun to watch the dude sitting behind Farage on seat #43. He was like a kid in a candy store enjoying every second of the rant. =)

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:02 | 1073032 Horatio Beanblower
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Seat No. 43 will be electrified over the weekend.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:08 | 1073070 Dick Darlington
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Van Rompuy puts on his leather mask and pulls the switch. =)

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:20 | 1073152 Dr. Richard Head
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2:30 Van Rompuy coy middle finger. 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:59 | 1073010 Cursive
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Everybody's just jealous they weren't partying with Gadaffi and his Ukrainian nurses. Where exactly did thd Swedish Bikini team dissapear to?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:00 | 1073018 THE DORK OF CORK
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Recycling petro dollars through arms ? chickenshit.

The Libyan armed forces are tiny - they probably needed spares and replacements to just move around.

The fact is a deal was done and therefore there was a quid pro quo.

It is/ was not a Saudi Arabia - buying F - 15s, Tornados and the like.

As far as I am aware no strategic arms were sold

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:02 | 1073027 zaknick
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You know, I've heard this guy speak before and he even got my (tiger)blood up....but


I think he's a Trojan Horse against the euro for the Anglo banksters out of London, though.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:22 | 1073167 IQ 145
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 Nah, he's a one of kind item. he thinks for himself; there's no banker in London who would be caught dead even talking to him on a cell phone.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:03 | 1073031 Natasha Fatale
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He is brilliant.

Hats off to him for being the only person in the European Parliament to have the guts to call out these useless Eurocrats for their hypocrisy and duplicity. 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:23 | 1073162 falak pema
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Nearly as caustic as ...Danny Cohn Bendit.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:04 | 1073038 Lets_Eat_Ben
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right good. jolly good ripping. that bloody, two-faced, whore of a wanker Van Rompuy could use quite the flogging.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:23 | 1073179 falak pema
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Double portions for him and ludicrous accomplice...that lady of Shallot-Ashton?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:03 | 1073044 pendragon
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always entertaining but ultimately inconsequential

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:04 | 1073046 T1000
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He sets himself up as anti-status quo, gets elected by the people. Once in power, he continues the same old set of policies...I've seen it a hundred times. This is their standard operating procedure.

The only hope is to get out of the system they created for us. There's no changing it from the inside. 


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:13 | 1073093 Franken_Stein
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Wise words.

It's funny how they can play that trick on the sheeple time and again and again and again.

Good cop, bad cop.


This is not about exchanging people !

It's about changing THE SYSTEM.

Because THE SYSTEM stays the same.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:15 | 1073113 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Anthony B - Good cop and Bad cop:

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:35 | 1073237 lynnybee
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yup.   extricate yourself from the system .    it sounds difficult & lonely, too .  

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:09 | 1073061 LongSoupLine
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deer in the fucking headlights...big time!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:08 | 1073068 Kurtieboy
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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:18 | 1073131 Lord Welligton
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That's not Qaddafi that's Qaddafi's mother.

See Obama is bowing again.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:15 | 1073114 Lord Welligton
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Farage is not a genius but is is an excellent orator.

And I am not only entertained but agree with most of what he says.

The EU is the preserve of a political elite who think they have power.

They are effectively being run a permanent bureaucracy which is a lot closer Hitler than Churchill.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:24 | 1073190 IQ 145
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 plus something. agree.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:38 | 1073259 Lord Welligton
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Ah. We agree on something then.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:17 | 1073121 RowdyRoddyPiper
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"It makes no difference where I turn

I can't get over you and the flame still burns

It makes no difference, night or day

The shadow never seems to fade away..."

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:29 | 1073216 JohnG
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Describing Fukushima?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:20 | 1073154 koeleköpke
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in Belgium they say " he's a real tjeef ", his family acts like the Kadaffi's, his brother in parliament, his sun in parliament,... they are the real christian democrats first serving themselves and than spread the word of how conscious they are,  the bastards

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:30 | 1073214 falak pema
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the true test is to be...christian fascist...or christian moslem...or christian libertarian...or christian atheist...or christian jew. That's true yin and yang. That's the dialectical existential model. Devil and God.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:25 | 1073195 THE DORK OF CORK
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The moralistic tone of Farage diatribes is quaint at best , what do you expect Von Rompuy to do but to suck up and get the oil.

Optics is just optics - who gives a fuck - he could have a orgy in some oasis tent for all I care.

A deal was done - blaming one operative/politican / bureaucrat ? is childish.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:45 | 1073296 Lord Welligton
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Had the Irish people not been bullied and badgered into voting twice for Lisbon the post of President would not even exist.

Von Rompuy is the disgusting slimy result of the desire of the European Federalists to quash democracy throughout Europe.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:18 | 1073383 THE DORK OF CORK
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Are you stating that old nation states are above such dirty deals ?

He has no fear of electoral flak so therefore he is a convenient interlocutor for the old powers

Do me a favour and grow up.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 18:01 | 1073586 Lord Welligton
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"Are you stating that old nation states are above such dirty deals ?"

I would prefer the Nation State to The Federation any day of the week.

"He has no fear of electoral flak so therefore he is a convenient interlocutor for the old powers"

Perhaps you should grow up.

The old powers have been displaced.

No doubt they were not paragons of virtue.

But when the Nation State has been destroyed you might find a tear in your eye for the good old days.

Or perhaps you have a preference for disappearing into the Federal USSEur.

Must admit it's not my cup of Darjeeling.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 18:22 | 1073667 THE DORK OF CORK
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Nation states are just as much a unnatural creation as the new soup they are creating - the size of a construct depends on the energy inputs and outputs and upon that you can cake on the bullshit.

Do you realise the mythology of the Irish state was constructed by a strange hybrid of Anglo -  Irish mysticism and willing foot soldiers of Rome educated at a basic enough level to be useful !

Believe in Fionn and Fianna all you want - that was merely a meme no longer seen as useful.

Its all excrement baby - history has a tail and a head and somewhere in between we  are all being digested. 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:06 | 1073801 Lord Welligton
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Dear God man. Get over yourself.

"Its all excrement baby"

As I said.

Not my cup of Darjeeling.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:25 | 1073854 THE DORK OF CORK
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We all need our life rafts to hold on to as it is somehow comforting - however the water is cold and no help is coming.

Except perhaps Fionn and the lads - although Celtic mist is sailing off into the sunset. 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:41 | 1073904 Lord Welligton
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Don't make a bigger arse of yourself as you already have.

Von Rompuy is nothing more or less that the Bertie Ahern of Belgium.

As you say.

"Its all excrement baby"

As I say.

Not my cup of Darjeeling.

By the by can I take it that if it is ..

"all excrement baby"

This means you live your life knowing that?

Do you do anything about it?

Even independent thought.

Or do you just swim in it?



Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:57 | 1073967 THE DORK OF CORK
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Yes I do backstrokes  , freestyle and even Butterfly (although that can be difficult given its Viscosity)

Of course I swim in it  - I live in Ireland.

The place is a shit hole  even though its better then most.

Do anything ? whats to be done ? - it over.

The big sleep is approaching - again you are clutching onto the straws of the past.

Our entire existence is a waste of fucking limited consciousness.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 20:08 | 1074006 Lord Welligton
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Your outlook disturbs me.

It appears a pray to anarchy.

Perhaps that is you're intent.

"The big sleep is approaching"

Maybe it is maybe it's not.

Maybe the "big awakening" is approaching.

I don't know what is approaching. I cannot foretell the future.

"Our entire existence is a waste of fucking limited consciousness."

Yours maybe. If that is what you wish.

Mine is not.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 20:10 | 1074011 Lord Welligton
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That's not my junk there.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:36 | 1073241 Seasmoke
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as always great clip of Nigel......where was the reply ?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:36 | 1073249 Dr. Porkchop
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I don't care if it's not really going to change anything. If we can't see justice, we can at least watch the cocksuckers squirm once in a while.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:42 | 1073278 americanspirit
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My my, the "nothing is as it seems' crowd is out in force today. Is there no possibility that Nigel Farange is exactly what he appears to be - an honest politician? The word cynic derives from the Greek Cynos, which was the name of Charon's dog. Charon as you will I sure recall is the boatman who ferries lost souls across the River Styx into hell. As the new arrivals gather on the far bank and see what is waiting for them on the other side they quite naturally lose all control of body functions. Shit, piss and vomit cover the banks of the river. After Charon gathers them up to begin their final journey, it is Cynos' job to lick the banks of the river clean before the next contingent of doomed souls arrives.

Skepticism is always appropriate. Cynicism means you eat shit all day and night. Bon apetite!

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 04:15 | 1074701 AnAnonymous
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Loos fishy. In greek, dog is Kunos, not cynos. Never read anywhere Charon had a dog.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:45 | 1073288 falak pema
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There is a breed of men who have square shaped ass holes. Unlike their normal human counterparts the inquisitorial ram rod has tremendous hold on them, because of it's square edges espousing so well with the human cavity, interlocked position to propulse the dervish self imposed penitence dance in total fusional Mama Mia sufferance. Lucky rest of us who do not have the fibre of their immaculate, sacrificial conception. Each time Saint Bernard of Clairvaux condemns us to inquisitorial resurrection, the round rod turns without adhesion and we pretend to be rotated but we stay immobile in seeming retribution like the hypocritical servitors of the common cause that we be. Mr Farage is a square anomaly in a round environment. His Achilles heel, his place in history. 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:49 | 1073324 velobabe
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now i am trying to figure out your square shaped ass hole analogy. interesting. how would that work if one were to engage in anal sex, whatever that  means.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:00 | 1073364 falak pema
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Sorry but even if your back entrance is square my key in not synchronized. I prefer staying in the round world. Round is such a feminine metaphor it takes my breath away. The rest of your question is self explanatory. Just watch a good porn movie. It's as common as peanut butter these days.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:47 | 1073304 Goldenballs
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Van Rumpoy was in Libya on private business addressing the shortage of Ukranian concupines in the desert and reminding Gaddafi that the EU could offer an endless supply as long as the envelope he was given was big enough,full and untraceable,what a tosser,time Nige was PM instead of smiling (I will stab you all in the back when I cut everything as I have unlimited power and no one has enough Silver Bullets or Garlic to get rid of me) Cameron.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:52 | 1073334 velobabe
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this nigel nam, like the name very european and british, i like him and i think he sparked a bit of some sexual arousal in me. not sure  but plausible.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:04 | 1073385 gwar5
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Outstanding.  Nigel Farage speaking truth to the EU poodles.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:15 | 1073430 adonisdemilo
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nigel farage has the right idea, tell the two-bit cowboys to their faces.

watch them squirm, feigning disdain.

i doubt there is any justice left but if there is, rumpy-pumpy and his and his co-conspirators for the "greater good" will soon be toast

you think obama's a stooge for the blood suckers on wall st., this lot are vampires

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:58 | 1073545 falak pema
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You guys are such suckers for the populist "square" talk. Show me a patriot and I'll show you a still very true today. All these holier than thou, nationalistic, politicians who come to the european venue dragging their feet, who have never added any value to the "common pool/common house" debate. Caustic, demolition men with nothing but their empty, inward looking prejudices, that got Europe, that great continent of imperial colonialist thieves, to condemn their own people, simple, honest souls caught up in the self destructive spiral of destruction concocted by their national elites; from 1914 to soul destroying 1945...Now that the generation that survived that Armageddon, thanks to the FDR great generation and world market controlled democratic model of BW, has cautiously, virtuously built the european model, piece by piece, project by project, over forty years, the same populist, self glorifying nationalistic, xenophobic elites come to the house they despise to vent their sterile spleen on subjects to which they were never enamored since inception. What a cynical pot of decadent charlatans, these pissed off englishmen, mad dogs of mid-day madness. None of them believe en Europe. Why don't they get the fuck out and be honest. Instead of criticizing from inside a project which requires each nation-state to adhere sincerely to what was agreed in all independence by the nation itself. No more, no less. That's where we are in EU. So shut the fuck up, gentlemen of inbred isolationism, and get out if you don't want to share the load. That's true honesty. Not pissing in the wind about pseudo morality. Once you've broken all the rules, your City, that cesspool of liberalized financialized shenanigans similar to WS. Thinking a bit about the abandoned people that Ken Loach defends so poetically and virulently would do you all a lot of good. False prophets of liberal rule. Nobody believes you know or best epitomize those rules in your splendid isolation or in your "special relationship" as America's poodle. No more than British football or rugby rules the roost on the world stage. So eat humble pie and learn to share on the european family stage. That is if you are truly of that family at heart. 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 18:33 | 1073696 Silo
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Farage is from a long line of Brits who supports the union England controls and hates the union England doesn't control.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:30 | 1073865 Peace is the x-axis
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"Instead of criticizing from inside a project which requires each nation-state to adhere sincerely to what was agreed.."

Mate, by far the best political satire of all time spilled the beans on why the UK went into the EU (EEC at the time) only about 30 years ago -

I have every series on DVD, and watch them repeatedly as a hilarious reminder of the reality behind our political puppets' reasoning processes ;-))

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:38 | 1073897 YHC-FTSE
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Nice to read the antidote to the Daily Mail for a change. 

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 04:25 | 1074703 AnAnonymous
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Long empty rant.

Farage is not different from the other european politicians. He simply floats his boat.


Now that the generation that survived that Armageddon, thanks to the FDR great generation and world market controlled democratic model of BW, has cautiously, virtuously built the european model, piece by piece, project by project, over forty years, the same populist, self glorifying nationalistic, xenophobic elites come to the house they despise to vent their sterile spleen on subjects to which they were never enamored since inception.


They were the product of circumstances. Europe is an area filled of relative samely powerful nations that were involved in warring to assert hegemony.

Now, after WW2, as some nations had extended their reach beyond their borders to increase their inputs, they found themselves cut from their resources pool as the US/USSR eyed on those ones.

They had to reorganize.

The construction of the european people will be as xenophobic, nationalistic, self glorifying as it can be in that part of the world, and that is much.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:17 | 1073444 High Plains Drifter
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There used to be a guy named Jim Traficant that used to do stuff like this. Hmmmm.....

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:30 | 1073495 adonisdemilo
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keep at them nigel, bunch ofcrooks.

12 years of not having their accounts signed off

where does all the money go?

welcome to the USSE, united, i don't think, socialist states of europe

fuck you 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 18:28 | 1073683 gold mans sack
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This level of corruption is beyond obvious.  I wish Europe would stand up for itself.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:20 | 1073830 Lord Welligton
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"This level of corruption is beyond obvious."

I agree.

"I wish Europe would stand up for itself."

There is not such thing as Europe other than the criminal enterprise it is.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:17 | 1073821 TooBearish
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NIgel is the Ron Paul of the EU, an outsider that humors the PTB

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:23 | 1073842 Lord Welligton
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There is that. No doubt.

However. It is also more than obvious that the "elites" of the USA and the EU have nothing other than their self interest at heart.

So perhaps Ron Paul and Nigel Farage are pissing in the wind.

It is also possible that they may inspire others to regain sovereignty.

That would be personal and political.

I do hope you are wrong.

Repression has an awful way of raising bastard children.


Sat, 03/19/2011 - 09:34 | 1073866 YHC-FTSE
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Entertaining. Not sure why people confuse schoolboy remonstrations with great oratory. Might go up and have a chat with him next time I see Nigel, but I doubt he talks to people, just at them, and maybe pokes fun at cripples to impress his friends. He seems the type. Could be wrong, but I don't think he is even in the same league as Ron Paul who impresses me as a much more decent politician (If I could use that oxymoron).


EDIT: Alright, if you want to hear great oratory, you might want to hear George Galloway. I just saw him on Sky on the Libyan fiasco, but the man has an amazing history of insightful interviews on the Middle East. Example: Israel's invasion of Lebanon:  On the other side, Christopher Hitchen is pretty good too.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:40 | 1073895 spanish inquisition
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More hilarity - Sarkozy called to return campaign cash to Libya

 by Qaddafi


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:43 | 1073915 Rodent Freikorps
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A Frog politician who doesn't stay bought. What a friggin surprise.

Caveat emptor

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:48 | 1073939 baby_BLYTHE
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.5x Ron Paul's age + 5 shots of epresso = Nigel Farage

Where the f*** is Rand Paul?!

He better be taking notes!

We need more than Ron Paul in congress. I would be happy with just 1 or 2 others!

The same game goes on and on and on. Meanwhile Rome burns

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 20:01 | 1073980 Freewheelin Franklin
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Does Belgium have a government yet? Are the Belgian women still on a sex strike?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 20:08 | 1074003 lizzy36
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Short memories.

In 2008 Colonel Gadafffi was a guest of HONOR at the G8 summit.

And because hiring a PR firm isn't just for rehabbed celebrities or philandering politicians, Gadaffi hired ($3m a year) the Monitor Group (boston based consulting firm) to burnish his image. This firm arranged for Harvard Professor Joseph Nye Jr. (famous foreign-policy heavy weight) to fly to Libya and sip tea with the grand man for 3 hours. Proving that even Harvard professors are whores, the Professor wrote a glowing account of this "great man" for the New Republic. Of course the Professor failed to disclose that he was a paid consultant for the Monitor Group.

Other paid consultants who "visited" the great man and later wrote about him in glowing terms include Anthony Giddens, Richard Pearle, and Francis Fukuyama.


Sat, 03/19/2011 - 02:17 | 1074622 GoinFawr
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Thanks Lizzy... always right up to speed, luv ya.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 21:31 | 1074187 honestann
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Nigel: One of the few good guys.

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