The Nine Most "Inconvenient" RoboSigning Admissions BofA Would Love To Disappear

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Sat, 11/13/2010 - 11:48 | 724694 johngaltfla
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But remember what the banksters said:

It's the LENDERS fault that THEY 'had to' commit fraud when foreclosing.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 13:20 | 724823 Cursive
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And for anyone who did not wade through Matt Taibbi new Rolling Stone piece, please know this:

He interviewed people who contacted the bank to "work out" the loan and were told by the bank to stop making payments.  Problem is, the bank would later use the nonpayments to foreclose, although this is exactly the instructions that bank employees gave the borrower.  Of course, the root of the fraud was the financial engineering of securitized mortgages; it was doomed to fail.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 17:48 | 725247 Boba Fiat
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Just got my letter from BoA yesterday.... 


They said I do not have legal authority to see "an original copy of the Note," but they sent me instead "a copy of the original Note."  I swear, they think we're stupid.  My closing was with a different bank, who sold the Note to BoA.  I want to know if BoA is the legal owner of the Note, because, if not, I'm paying them a lot of money for nothing.  The original closing bank already got paid by BoA.  But do I have to pay BoA?  Not if they broke the law. 


Failure to execute duties legally on your part does not constitute a conditionless debt on my part.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 18:09 | 725270 johngaltfla
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Certified letter, return receipt. Make it a final demand letter and threaten to turn this over to your state's AG and contact the FDIC for potential action for fraud.

Bet you get a response.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 18:26 | 725296 Boba Fiat
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I did the "Where's my Note" website form letter thing.  I'm sure they have 1,000 lawyers on this and this is their standard response.  And I'm also sure 99.9% of recipients will read the letter and say, "Aw, shucks, I don't have 'legal authority' to see my own mortgage note."  So they send you your original closing documents, but not the documents that show transfer of the Note from Bank X to BoA.  Fishy.  Any lawyers around here?  Anyone starting a class action suit?  I never signed a contract with BoA, only with Weststar (the original note holder).

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 20:18 | 725443 johngaltfla
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I'm fairly certain, depending on what state you live in, that any note which you have a financial obligation to service, you have the legal right for a notarized copy of the original.

Of course that was before the United States pissed on the 4th Amendment and said contract law isn't really reflective of private property rights, so you're just going to have to accept the new system where selective application of the law is a power for only those that can afford it.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 20:42 | 725471 66Sexy
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red handed. good job ZH.

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 12:05 | 726041 PlausibleDenial
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Checck out which has some good info centering on the UCC statutes.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 18:22 | 725292 Paul Bogdanich
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The people at this organization from the level of any college educated manager on up should be charged with fraud andbanned from the business.  The executives and senior managers should be in a jail cell somewhere.  Just outrageous. 

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 00:01 | 725680 Clinteastwood
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Even (and especially) if you don't have a note with BAC or C or ??, you should write a letter demanding an original copy of your note; in fact, everyone in the United States should write a letter to any bailed-out, extend-and-pretend bank demanding an original copy of your note............even if you rent........even if you're an illegal alien.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 11:50 | 724699 What_Me_Worry
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"When you say 'financial' are you referring to matters relating to banking?"
"No. We don't do mortgages in my country. ... I don't have any idea about mortgages when I started here."


Well played, BAC.


Sat, 11/13/2010 - 11:52 | 724704 Hidetora
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Wait for it...wait for it...'cause daddy's gettin' a free house...

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 08:08 | 725890 MeTarzanUjane
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Hold your breath till daddy gets his free house and see what happens.

While you're waiting you can get tuned into some of the latest thoughts on string theory:

Wait for it daddy, don't let that breath out, hold it...

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 11:55 | 724707 xenophobe51
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That Crystal Moore chick looks like some kind of stretched-out Mona Lisa.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 12:09 | 724723 tip e. canoe
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i was thinking the exact same thing...MERSa Lisa.

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 22:42 | 726837 barkster
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maybe MONSTER LISA....

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 12:24 | 724746 turds in the pu...
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wow eerily so - and the background too. paging dr. banzai... 

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:10 | 725006 cowdiddly
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I did'nt know Twinkies were around in in Leonardo's time.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:59 | 725105 Careless Whisper
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that comment was hilarious, but i saw the vid and i kinda like her, so maybe we shouldn't go ther.

but this is gettin creepy:

maybe she needs to get an agent

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 19:40 | 725386 kathy.chamberli...'s picture

i thought she looked like me in my young ages, with more fat on my face. i swear. you guys are hilarious. but this shit makes me depressed. good thing i got my bro's, to lighten up this room.

pure remorse.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 12:31 | 724750 Bananamerican
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a supersized amerikan mona lisa, with a penchant for snarfling invisible insects from her upper lip...she is our masterpiece

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 13:02 | 724794 Oh regional Indian
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That is an awfully sad indictment of Amerika.

Such possibilities! I'd come there with such shining eyes...year after year the mask slipped.

Then .Crash, 9/11, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Pakistan....

Not in my name sure failed, eh?


Sat, 11/13/2010 - 17:33 | 725233 RECISION
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she is our masterpiece

many a true word...

LOL, if you didn't laugh, you would be crying...

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 02:47 | 725819 Problem Is
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"That Crystal Moore chick looks like some kind of stretched-out Mona Lisa."

LOL. Yeah, but Dhurata is showing some cleavage so the attorneys go easy on her:

Dhurata: "We don't do mortgages in my country."

Attorney David Alan Grier: "Nice breasteses... So what do you do in your country?"

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 12:02 | 724711 Xedus129
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This is just FUBAR.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 13:04 | 724799 Oh regional Indian
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Fu@#$#d Up Beyond All Reason?


Sat, 11/13/2010 - 13:14 | 724816 Boop
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Fu@#$#d Up Beyond All Recognition...

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 13:20 | 724824 Oh regional Indian
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Ah! Grazzi Boop.


Sat, 11/13/2010 - 21:47 | 725545 blindman
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f u b all repair.  too

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 19:41 | 726564 hidingfromhelis
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F'd up Beyond All Recording in this case.

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 22:46 | 726842 Sausagemaker
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See also:

SNAFU or even better SAMFUTU

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 12:02 | 724712 vegaspilot03
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Sat, 11/13/2010 - 12:04 | 724716 99er
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Have a nice weekend.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 12:12 | 724729 kaiten
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Interesting, and I thought that Mess-o-potamia was located in the Middle East.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 12:28 | 724736 JonNadler
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Doko is hot!

Robo my sister, can you find a good picture of her and blow it up for our viewing enjoyment--you're good at that

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 19:11 | 725347 Orly
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Why are you stealing avatars, asshole?

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 11:03 | 725986 The Rock
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I agree with you, Orly. Stealing other people's avatar should not be tolerated.

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 23:47 | 726897 tmosley
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He's just trolling a troll.

He is not honestly impersonating Robo, any more than the Hulk impersonates Johnny Bravo on occasion.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 19:12 | 725349 Orly
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Answer me that, dickweed.

What? Cat got your tongue? other word...

Fuck you.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 19:43 | 725393 Orly
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Talking to you, loser.


Sat, 11/13/2010 - 20:09 | 725414 JonNadler
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you're very tough on the internet aren't you? Why don't you come to Kitco's office on Monday and come and see me in person

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 20:02 | 725417 JonNadler
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Orly, what do you think of gold?

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 20:11 | 725436 Orly
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You can take your barbarous relic and stick it where the sun don't shine so you assholes can sink together.

How about I meet you in Dealey Plaza on the 22nd so I can kick your ass in front of God and everybody?

You're not even pathetic.

You're a fucking liar.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 20:15 | 725440 JonNadler
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Well, well, well

I am liar? Yes am a liar, am Jon Nadler after all, at least when it comes to gold am a lier.

And why do you take such strong offense my dear?

Thinking of getting me thrown out? This ain't Marketwatch bitch!

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 20:26 | 725452 Orly
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Bitch, is it?

Okay.  Maybe this ain't MarketWatch but let's see how fast your shit gets shut down without someone as arbitrare taking sides.  How about we just see how many very knowledgable people even answer for you the time of day?

My call is to black-ball the asshole called JonNadler.

Who's with me?

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 22:04 | 725559 msjimmied
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ME! This is ridiculous juvenile shit that needs to stop. I am having a great time reading the responses till I get to this shit head. Regardless of what a lot of people think of Robo, he/she has been here since the dawn of ZH. That alone counts for a lot. This jenny come lately cunt has got to go.

Sorry for the unladylike language.


Sun, 11/14/2010 - 10:45 | 725973 The Rock
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Look again, that is not Robo.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 23:53 | 725671 Spalding_Smailes
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Orly your 99% in the green. Your in the top 5 for providing insight on ZH but.......... But, this is the fight club & the rules are the rules.

Maybe hes an ass, but hes with us now.

What if you guys met up and you didn't fight , what if you liked him had 8 black & tans and then bingo,bango,bongo ........ Party time !!!

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 00:03 | 725682 Orly
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Okay, wrong.

He just stole my avatar and attached to it someone named Hulk.  Just proves that you can goad an Indi/Paki into just about anything by talking about his sexuality.  Fucking pussy.

It has been taken care of, I hope, by .  If you see any other avatars being stolen, please inform ZeroHedge.

Seriously, do I care about my photo or RobotTrader's avatar?  Not really.  What I care about is the possibility of some nefarious stuff going on underground and behind the scenes.  ZeroHedge should at least be made aware that someone is using the site for something other than they intended.

No one is "with me" if they steal, even if they think it is "funny," or "just a joke."  Thou shalt not steal is the only commandment ever given from God and I won't stand for some "ass" doing it right in front of my face.

It is not funny.  It is serious.

"bingo, bango, bongo..?"  Boy.

Sounds like you can fuck off, too, Smailes.

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 00:14 | 725686 Spalding_Smailes
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"bingo, bango, bongo..?"  Boy.

Sounds like you can fuck off, too, Smailes.


Waaaaaaaaaaaaaait. I was joking, come on don't black list me, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease. I'm sorry.

You are pissed.

He just stole my avatar and attached to it someone named Hulk.

What ?

I just came in late didn't read the running battle ... I was just throwing gas on the fire/ joking.


I did not junk you ..... What color eyes do you have ?

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