No Fly Zone Succeeds: Libyan Rebels To Sell First Oil Cargo

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samsara's picture

Great summation Tyler.

the mad hatter's picture


Wait, gas is at 4 dollars a gallon?! Fuck da brown bastards, let's bomb them to oblivion!

i-dog's picture

Al-Qaeda Oil ... it's a blast!

depression's picture

Oil for Guns Bitchezz !

Sudden Debt's picture

I bet that rebel leader has just ordered his first golden bathtub.


Robslob's picture

I was just wondering where the silver spike came from...I mean really...if you have "oil" why would you need a printing machine?

writingsonthewall's picture

Well done TD - saying it how it is.


This No fly zone has got NOTHING to do with saving lives - do the Governments think we're all as thick as pig shit?

I actually hope Gaddaffi sinks the bugger - despite all the waste, environmental hazard and the fact that hoping Gaddaffi achieves anything - goes against the grain.


No wonder Obama want's to distance himself from this action - I think he's been clever enough to work out 'what comes next' in the world of western hypocriscy.

umop episdn's picture

At present, the oil is 'paper' oil, useful for driving down the price, but less useful for actually putting in a tanker. I also hope that the tanker is a paper tanker, so that it can be sunk with impunity.

I hope someone sinks the latest incarnation of a central bank. We have enough of those already.

i-dog's picture

"do the Governments think we're all as thick as pig shit?"

Duuuh ... yes. Do they have any evidence that "we" are not?

Azannoth's picture

Blood Chocolate bitchez!

overmedicatedundersexed's picture

oil for food?? saddam were are you? hope UN gets it's cut of the profits outta on to Nigeria.

Hondo's picture

This has always been the real corrupted government helps another corrupted government.

Oh regional Indian's picture

I think we will see it ship over Gaddafi's dead body.

The "battle for tobruk", in replay is going to go up a few notches.

You can count on it.


BorisTheBlade's picture

I think we will see it ship over Gaddafi's dead body.

They are working on it, a no-fly zone, among many other things, assumes spilling blood of the dictator, otherwise mob won't be satisfied.

Oh regional Indian's picture

Nice Boris, and your Avataar pic is quite appropos too, eh. Is that the Q man himself?


Flakmeister's picture

The spice must flow....

Rodent Freikorps's picture

He who can destroy a thing, controls that thing.

KDaffy lost his chance. He should have taken advantage of the clusterflock to do his thunder run.

nonclaim's picture

In the end he'll look like the good tyrant who loved his people... what have we become?

Flakmeister's picture

Yes, another great quote from Muad'Dib...

I wonder about who gets to play the Fremen in the ongoing reality show? I suspect it might not be who a lot of people think are the good guys...

Dr. Porkchop's picture

You do not take from this universe. It grants you what it will.


Paul Muad'Dib

AnAnonymous's picture

Gaddafi's assets aka Libya other central bank's assets got frozen because they belong to the People of Libya and the libyan people's assets had to be preserved.

Unrepresentative, minority movement setting up a central bank and shipping out national resources, is not robbing from the Libyan people.

By the way, does someone know if a nation can feature two central banks or has the coalition of the willing operated an undercover split of Libya, forming de facto two distinct entities?

Note to self's picture

Imagine how many NATO fighters will be swarming around that tanker.  So this is what it has come to - military escorts for oil shipments.

Treeplanter's picture

Blood for oil used to be a very bad thing.  But in Oceana it's a good thing 'cause Obama knows best.  Shame on Sarah Palin for wanting to drill American oil.  George Soros owns a chunck of Petrobras.  How much did Brother Leader give Petrobras last year?  We should be happy to pay twice for oil from Brasil,  Brother Leader said so during his most excellent vacation.  

samseau's picture

Nice find.  This is why I read ZH.

knukles's picture

Fuckin'-A Right!

Now that the oil's flowing again, we can redirect military assets to kill rebels/save innocent people/protect human rights and get MY chocolate from the Ivory Caost....  because MY Human Rights are being violated by the chocolate shortage.

And I can pretty damned bitchy without my chocolate.  Might even take up booze again.  And ya'll do not want that.

Rodent Freikorps's picture

Why is it more moral to try to kill a dictator, and everyone near him, with a missile, but immoral to just shoot him?

BorisTheBlade's picture

Morality is different for masters and for slaves. Showing humility demonstrates weakness, thus ignoble, thus 'immoral' according to the 'higher' moral values. Shooting dictator definitely shows humility to at least those around him. Nietzshe, Beyond Good and Evil.

SilverRhino's picture

I'm sure that the oil terminal is in range of a SCUD or two.

SilverRhino's picture

I'm sure that the oil terminal is in range of a SCUD or two.

Josh Randall's picture

Welcome to Al Qaeda Oil, how can we help you today ?

Treeplanter's picture

Could you under cut Chavez Oil, please?  Alhumdililila.

Husk-Erzulie's picture

K-Daf Bitchez :-)

HedgeFundLIVE's picture

extremely bearish for this week. historically, 52 week highs in crude oil and simultaneous strength in equity markets are not a good indicator:

LawsofPhysics's picture

Sweet,  of course those rebels won't accept dollars. 

hedge accordingly.

ektor's picture

Mission accomplished !

All your bases, err oil, are belongs to us

Dr. Porkchop's picture

I have to wonder in the end if it really matters who sells the oil. It's not as if the people selling it before were the picture of morality.

connda's picture

And the profits from the oil sales goes toooooo......???

PulauHantu29's picture

Democracy in action brought to you by Hope 'n Change Himself.

Treeplanter's picture

I had a hunch IV troubles would hurt the supply of holy chocolate.  Been buying those fat Hageland Belgian chocolate bars, at .43 per oz, by the handfuls at Wal Mart.  Should have been long the beans I guess.  But I am happy to have a stash of physical chocolate.  Bull market.

thames222's picture

All of your oil belongs to us.  We are going to invade, and take it if we must.  Seriously, Libya should be ours...their oil at least.  What is our strategy for a new empire in Africa?  let's do it.