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Nobel Peace Prize Recipient To Award Old Hypocrite Medal Of Freedom For Most Successful Circle Jerk Execution In History

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Yes, it's official. The whole has gone crazy. The rape and pillage of the middle class is now awarded with prizes and medals.

President Barack Obama will name Warren Buffet as one of fifteen winners of the 2010 Medal of Freedom, a White House official said on Wednesday.

Buffet, one of the world's most successful investors who has donated a vast chunk of his multibillion dollar fortune to charity, will receive the medal at a White House ceremony early next year. The award is the highest U.S. civilian honor.

Buffet is one of Obama's closest defenders in the business community and the president has sought his counsel dating back to the 2008 presidential campaign and since.

 

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Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:06 | 735255 Thanatos
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None of this shit means anything.

Who really gives a fuck if these butt-clowns give eachother fucking blowjobs much less bowling trophies.

Leave this kinda shit for people fucking magazine. IMHO.

I wanna see some real surpised Goldman Sachs faces stitched to soccer balls and left on Capitol steps.

I got everything needed except the banker.

Jeez... Am I spending too much time in Juarez?

That shit is starting to look like a solution to me.

 

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:09 | 735270 Weaseldog
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How much does it cost to buy this Symbol of Freedom?

 

 

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:12 | 735278 JimboJammer
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George  Bush  was  bad ,  but  obama  is  worst....

Ted  Nugent   for  President  in  2012

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:15 | 735299 goodrich4bk
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Absolutely.  Bush had the wisdom of awarding the medal to such luminaries as Alan Greenspan, Este Lauder and Dave "Wendy's" Thomas.  Damn I miss those days...

Thu, 11/18/2010 - 06:09 | 737189 Midas
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Hey, lay off Dave Thomas.  He reminds me of my dad, and he grills a mean burger.

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:26 | 735353 redpill
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If some of our teenage.... "thrill seekers" really want to go out and get a thrill, let them go up into the northwest and let them tangle with a grizzly bear or polar bear or brown bear and get that effect... it will cleanse the soul

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:50 | 735500 Thanatos
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If you need thrills you could try this:

http://www.alpinist.com/doc/web08x/newswire-potter-eiger-freebase

Vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf49cw0134U

Climbing gave me thrills for years... Kept me out of trouble and in the higher intensity situations that I needed.

Never tried base jumping, and never will.

But Dean Potter is a sick, sick, sick man and I have followed his madness for years.

This guy demonstrates the human mind is capable of fear control beyond what most believe is possible.

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:12 | 735279 DollarDive
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"That was a mass delusion, reinforced by rapidly rising prices that discredited the few skeptics who warned of trouble. Delusions, whether about tulips or Internet stocks, produce bubbles. And when bubbles pop, they can generate waves of trouble that hit shores far from their origin. This bubble was a doozy and its pop was felt around the world."

Warren ?  It's all better right ?  F*CK  Y*ou

Tell him Cee Lo   ........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU


Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:12 | 735286 williambanzai7
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Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:14 | 735288 Caviar Emptor
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"Throughout the last century the attachment of businessmen to free enterprise has weakened dramatically as they discovered they could demand--and receive--short-range advantages from the state. . . . I watched with incredulity as businessmen ran to the government in every crisis, whining for handouts or protection from the very competition that has made this system so productive.- Former Secretary of the Treasury William E. Simon, Secretary during the Nixon and Ford Administrations, 1974-1977. 

The demise of free-market capitalsim and the rise of the central-planning economy is in full view now. Buffet's attachment to the state was transparent, but is now being fully condoned and even blessed with the nation's highest seal of approval. 

2008-9 was the point of no return. Buffet and major Wall Street banks are now like China GSEs. Going forward this will only intensify as the government teat allows the parasites to suckle.

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:13 | 735291 Silence_Dogwood
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Thank you for the headline!

I am so glad to see someone calling Buffet out.  Old liar...

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:16 | 735307 Weaseldog
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Each and every day, the USA looks more and more like Argentina...

 

That nation also turns it's biggest grifters into heroes.

 

"The US is not like Argentina" - Karl Denninger

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:24 | 735342 mule65
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36 minutes to go.  Anybody getting short here?

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:48 | 735492 cosmictrainwreck
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they're getting lazy......... almost down to 10 minutes & haven't even started the BIG GOOSE to another miracle finish....... was I the only one that saw that every fuckin' day?

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:51 | 735513 cosmictrainwreck
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well, shut my mouth, I only looked at the NUMBER, not the chart...been goosing since 3:30

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:26 | 735356 Bagbalm
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I believe the principle in scripture is sound even if you are not deeply religious - that hypocrites blow a horn before them when going to make gifts of mercy.

These folks get the full value of every dollar with big dinners where they present a check the size of a semi - trailer for the press and to up-stage their peers.

And it must be getting tougher to find people to accept all these prizes if taking them associates you with murderers and criminals.

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:31 | 735362 the not so migh...
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He accomplished so mush for a mere mortal.  No more war and no more poverty.  He deserves this medal dam it.

 

 

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:34 | 735397 Weaseldog
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I'm sure he'll be sharing the stage that night with Lloyd Blankfien and Tony Hayward.

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 18:27 | 736012 Seymour Butt
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and the ghosts of Himmler, Goebbels, Göring...

 

Disgraceful.

 

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:34 | 735398 lsbumblebee
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Cool. Now he can ask Becky Quick to the prom.

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:44 | 735459 Ripped Chunk
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All FASCIST regimes line up the butchers and thieves that got the dictators into power and hang big medals on them.

Don't you watch TV?

 

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 17:02 | 735585 Caviar Emptor
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True

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:48 | 735484 TeresaE
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And meanwhile, in the real world, today I noticed a sign that I have not seen since 1983...

 

Commodity Food Today!

And I live in the bastion of Upper Middle Class'ness.

Party on!  The water is fine and all is well in the land of Oz.

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 17:03 | 735590 Caviar Emptor
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Wow. 

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:51 | 735508 I am more equal...
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Obama will pump the old fools limp cock with the left hand while inserting his right fist in the tax-payers ass.  Cruising meets Midnight Cowboy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMoXQOmIcgo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Ampu8jxP8

 

 

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 19:23 | 736181 Ripped Chunk
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Nice visual.

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 16:52 | 735518 tip e. canoe
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all i wanna know is whether it's made out of gold or silver.

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 17:04 | 735599 Weaseldog
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Gold painted Tungsten....

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 17:16 | 735666 His Dudeness
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I'll be sleeping tonight and no doubt the images of Isabella Rosellini with a 6 foot long whale penis will appear in my dreams...

Thank you, ZH.

I hope not to have any ass pain in the morning...

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 17:28 | 735729 Waterfallsparkles
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In Honor of the Award Buffet should give the Government all of his gains from the Bailout to reduce the Debt that was created to help him out.

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 17:45 | 735822 Waterfallsparkles
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So Millions of Americans eat at Mc Donalds for Thanksgiving because their Tax Dollars went to prop up Buffet, while he enjoys himself at a lush Thanksgiving dinner.  Which he of course is not paying for as he is celebrating at his Daughters house.  Cheepskate. 

And now he gets an award for taking away 3 Generations of Wealth from the American People from the Government Bailouts using Americans Money.  He should be grateful not to the Government but on the backs of 3 Generations of Americans for helping him keep his Wealth while taking away any chance they have to acheve anything as the Taxes alone will keep them Poor.

So, Congradulaitons on his award and all of the Americans that lost.

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 17:30 | 735738 Asleep4Now
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Well this at least explains the mindless op-ed piece Buffett wrote which appeared yesterday in the New York Times:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/17/opinion/17buffett.html

 

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 17:38 | 735779 Drachma
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Next up for these pricks...self-bestowed sainthood. God help us. Oops, I forgot he's been awarded to his Lordship Lloyd Blankfein. Help me Jebuz!!!

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 17:39 | 735783 Yes We Can. But...
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HOPE & CHANGE?  Not so much.

DOPE is STRANGE?  Yup. 

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20101016/capt.26fd2b988d8749a494aa9d2cb41502c8-...

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 17:47 | 735832 SparkySC
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They always HONOR these OLD, GOVT MONEY TAKING, TEABAGGERS.

 

John Pierpont is a prime example.

Seriously did he dazzle Congress by taking the shaft and nuts... all at once? 

The favors he and his firms got/get he had to have some serious talents.

Ol'Whiskers would nibble on anything for a buck. 

 

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 18:22 | 735988 gloomboomdoom
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just like I told you folks, HE WAS CORRECT! No "Double-Dip"!

It is defintley not coming now. Sorry doomers.

Get used to this recovery. Nothing is coming

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 20:39 | 736366 Kaiser Sousa
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dude -

please go back over to MarketFarce and spare us the idiot routine here at Zero...dont waste ur time or anyone else's...really, go away....

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 22:41 | 736642 Clapham Junction
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Hey, Cramer is always welcome at ZH!

Thu, 11/18/2010 - 00:40 | 736843 Haywood Jablowme
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Hey Dennis "the beaker" Kneale, did your show get cancelled again?  Lots of time on your hands again I see.

 

 

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 18:41 | 736032 Stuck on Zero
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Wed, 11/17/2010 - 18:33 | 736039 Fíréan
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Good piece written pulling down the Buffet facade over at FT Alphaville Blog.References to other works yet plenty of numbers and quotes to give credibilty to the criticisms made.

http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2010/11/17/408341/thanks-for-what-warren/

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 18:37 | 736053 gwar5
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Warren is such a nice old crony, too.

In 2005, he said to get out of the USA, get out of the US dollar, and that bank re-insurance was a ticking time bomb waiting to go off  -- and he was right.

Since Obama became president things are worse but he's been singing a different tune. In a brief moment of clarity in 2009, he said Obama's economic message was "muddled".  Does Obama remember that one?

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Wed, 11/17/2010 - 18:44 | 736079 YouAreBliss
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See what did I tell you!  From my post earlier today:

"On top of Warren's accolades.  The Chairman Mao Business School of Beijing has just announced that Hank Paulson and George Bush will jointly receive the Karl Marx Economic Freedom Award for 2010.  This was based on their great work in ramming through TARP to bailout the TBTF banks in the US, thereby rescuing the US and Chinese economies.

Congratulations!  This on top of Warren's letter and a best selling book - what a comeback!

Rumours are the new Congress is up for Marx'ie in 2011 based on their gallant efforts to rescue the real value of the US debt China holds.  They are being applauded at the Mao school for their efforts to tweek Fed Mandates.  We will see if they can pull it off - Bob Corker has his hopes high, as he has a book in the wings "How to Rescue the Economy - What I learned from Herbert Hoover".  Good Luck!"

Oh wait that was the Karl Marx Economic Freedom Award for Bush and Paulson.  Sorry - My Bad.

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 18:53 | 736085 YouAreBliss
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Next Up - Lloyd Blankfiend for the Medal of Honor.  Doing God's Work.

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 20:48 | 736385 liberal sodomy
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An old ballbag who made climbed the ladder of success and tries his hardest to burn it behind him as he climbs in the window.

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 20:57 | 736398 halvord
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Kissinger.

Tom Lehrer said that satire was dead when Kissinger won.

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 20:58 | 736401 halvord
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Uhhhhhh..... about that George Bush medal?

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 21:14 | 736442 Quinvarius
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Why didn't he just promote Buffet to General of Economics?  Isn't that how things are done in a Banana Republic?

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 22:12 | 736567 Stuck on Zero
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If you believe Warren Buffet made his fortune by picking stocks well you believe in the truth fairy.  He should have gone to Vegas and cleaned out the casinos.  No honest person can pick stock winners and losers that well.  Only insider trading, bribes, payoffs, and ties to the Fed net you billions from the crap shoot on Wall Street.

Wed, 11/17/2010 - 22:43 | 736650 Clapham Junction
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WOW.  Someone tell Bob Prechter that negative social mood is peaking!

 

Thu, 11/18/2010 - 04:20 | 737146 Coldfire
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Medal of Fascism, more like.

Thu, 11/18/2010 - 08:05 | 737248 Zeus Gekko
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ROFLMAO! You can't make this shit up... 

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