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Fri, 10/29/2010 - 12:59 | 686085 Mitchman
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Well,  things are a little dull while waiting for Wednesday's announcement...

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 14:03 | 686325 infotechsailor
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Hans Brix??? awwnaww. your breakin my ballz, Hans... your breakin my ballz!

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 12:59 | 686087 jus_lite_reading
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A last minute spike-up in false flags leads me to believe November 3rd will be a doozy.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:10 | 686124 Dr. Richard Head
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Makes you wonder.  So, which city in Amerika gets the first mushroom cloud so that they can call off the elections like they wanted to do in 2008?  But that is not important.  Did you see who got kicked off Dancing with the Dilholes this week?  I mean, can you believe it?

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 14:19 | 686386 Hidetora
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Anything to steal an election.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 14:52 | 686503 Rasna
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I was thinking the same thing... I hear O will be handing out false flags as party favors at the WH Halloween Party...

He will come dressed as the POTUS!  I cringe...

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:01 | 686091 OutLookingIn
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 WOW! Are there any more 'false' flags left in the flag locker?

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:28 | 686196 faustian bargain
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All's the false flag committee needs to do is rent some time on Ben's printing press. Just replace the cotton paper with some cotton cloth, voila - false flags by the bajillions.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 14:05 | 686332 still kicking
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Alien landings?

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:01 | 686092 Aristarchan
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Just another one of North Korea's childish efforts to - in their eyes, stay relevant on the world stage.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:10 | 686121 Bob
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That makes sense. 

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:11 | 686131 NotApplicable
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Since when do puppets have eyes?

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:20 | 686173 tmosley
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When they cut them out of people's heads, of course.

Well, it IS Halloween time.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:06 | 686102 John McCloy
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Do not laugh folks the Alien invasion to reign in global government and global currency is undoubtedly next. There are more UFO stories than in recent memory in the mainstream media. 

China closes down airports twice due to UFO activity

Russian UFO 

NYC UFO event 2 weeks ago appearing on the exact day that a former airforce official predicted in his book which was highly pubclized on the main stream media a month prior

UN appoints alien ambassador last month

Nuclear facilities being shut off in both the U.S. & UK by UFOs. 

All these news events are verifiable. It will take nothing short of Darth Vader & a potential death Star to keep the masses aligned for the Earth Bucks which are about to roll off the printing presses. 

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:13 | 686139 Dr. Richard Head
Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:23 | 686172 Bob
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I just can't help but think, popular opinion notwithstanding, that aliens so much more technologically advanced than us (say, 200 years?) would not have the slightest interest in either us or our planet.  We'd be like mice to them. 

Now, our government playing with their toys to manipulate us, on the other hand . . .

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:26 | 686186 tmosley
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Is that 200 free market years, or 200 "mixed market" years?

If it's the latter, then they really must be just weather balloons.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:25 | 686187 Dr. Richard Head
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One side of me agrees that the government is fucking with us with their toys, but wouldn't they want to push that through the mainstream channels?  The people that love their TV is still greater than the ones who get their information elsewhere. 

The other side of me believes that we are indeed of no interest of beings outside of our planet.

Since I am tripolar, the third side of me says "Who cares either way."

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:36 | 686230 Bob
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If it were the gov propaganda machine, I think they'd want us to "make" them "admit" the truth/lie. 


Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:44 | 686258 Dr. Richard Head
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That is the problem.  We second guess our initial guess based on the fact that we think that they think that we know what they think.  So when we think they know what we think...forget about it. 

All I know is that Jim Rogers called the fact QE was a primer and QE would continue.  I believed him and we will see it come to fruition next week.  Weeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 14:08 | 686341 Bob
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See what I mean?  QE is like Christmas, where the children have been encouraged to doubt whether Santa would really be coming, based on whether they've been "naughty or nice."

Relax.  Sleep in.  It will be just another Christmas morning, crap pouring from beneath the tree.  No coal for anybody . . . unless they've truly been good, I suppose. 

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 15:04 | 686529 Dr. Richard Head
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Dear Santa,

I was really good this year.  Since I was so good I thought perhaps you could not give me anything this year, but instead take something back.  Could you please take back your elf Timmy the Treasurer?  I know he caused many problems in the shop, but perhaps you could relocate him to island of misfits for a couple of years.  He has been very bad and the Chinese have bought up all of the coal. 



Dr. Richard Head

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 15:27 | 686577 MachoMan
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I guess my biggest question is, if they are from outerspace, where did they come from?  Meaning, given the distance to the nearest place we presume might sustain life of their kind, how did they get here?  The humanoid aliens are hundreds+ years old?  Is that why they crash here?  They're dead?  Issues of whether we're worthy to come examine given they would clearly have a telescope/devise to watch us like a fish bowl.

I think we're left with two possible conclusions: (1) these thinks are hoaxes; or (2) someone (government) is playing with their toys.  Presuming the latter, given a lot of the g loading for the maneuvers made by the things are probably incapable of being survived by humans, I suspect they're radio controlled ala drone planes.  So there you have it. 

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 17:46 | 686896 Randall Cabot
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There's no aliens here, other planets are too far. If there are UFOs that don't belong to an Earth country then they are either other humanoids that bounced around from planets and moons in our own solar system OR they are Nazis who escaped to Antartica.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 14:22 | 686402 Hidetora
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"We'd be like mice to them."

And we use mice for experiments.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 15:50 | 686625 Bob
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"They" could easily build their own mice and save on the bus fare.  Think about it--the nearest habitable planet is many light years away.  There is nothing that such an advanced non-human species would need to bother coming here for.  Nothing.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 19:15 | 687097 Hidetora
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Yeah, but then they'd have a hard time extrapolating the results to lawyers, I mean, rats.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 15:06 | 686534 Kopfjager
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This reminds me of a Kids in the Hall skit that's not on youtube or some reason...

Two Aliens debating on whether or not it's worth it to fly 10 million light years just to anal probe a few humans.  

"Are you kidding?  Do you have any idea how many jobs are provided by the anal probing industry?"

"Yea I get it but 10 million light years and trillions of dollars later and all we've managed to learn is that 1 in 10 don't seem to mind it.  Government waste at its best."

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 22:49 | 687493 chubbar
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Fri, 10/29/2010 - 15:29 | 686580 viahj
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of course aliens aren't interested in "us" but they heard about those Chinese Solar stocks

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:24 | 686182 jus_lite_reading
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Good thing the ALIENS are coming- we almost ran out of suckers to buy our Treasuries!

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:27 | 686192 John McCloy
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Amen brother. From what I hear they come seeking the new "100 Years" which are about to be announced since they are EXTREMELY long term investors. 

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:34 | 686221 Bob
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Fri, 10/29/2010 - 14:25 | 686418 jus_lite_reading
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I heard Ben is working up last minute details of the US One Thousand Year bond, or roughly the time it will take to clean up this mess.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:28 | 686195 Dr. Richard Head
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I bet the aliens have some SDRs to use in order to buy Treasuries.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:29 | 686197 Temporalist
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Lol...they'd likely vaporize Bernanke and Geithner.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 14:22 | 686401 BigJim
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I've got some good news and some bad news.

The good news: The world's governments have finally woken up to the necessity of a gold standard!

The bad news: The fed has spent years combing the galaxy to find the right bunch of aliens to come over and colonise us... a race who's metabolism works on the fission of heavy metals.

That's right - they shit gold! So now the Fed can debase that, too.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:29 | 686200 EscapeKey
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Mark me down as a sceptic.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:37 | 686235 Dr. Richard Head
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Fri, 10/29/2010 - 14:08 | 686289 Ragnarok
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I know, it's a total set up. 


"It's OK to bow down, they're Aliens and from the future to boot, so they know what's good for all of us. Especially you."

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:58 | 686303 Fascist Dictator
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Shades of Iron Mountain! or is that Project Blue Beam? I get all of these government conspiracies mixed up.....I'm sooooo confused.....

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 14:35 | 686454 N_Jones
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I'm pretty sure that's the general idea..... :O

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:07 | 686105 goldmiddelfinger
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Charlie Crist was seen in the DMZ

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:07 | 686109 SDRII
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Dont forget the little powwow at Tehran University talking about fighting back from the soft war being fought against them (but talks are resuming in Nov...)

Yemen terror threat - coming from the country at the tip of the strategic chokepoint and which the Us has claimed needs to move in....




Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:10 | 686115 99er
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No Surprise Here

The U.S. Department of Justice has requested that a federal judge seal the courtroom of a trial involving computer code theft in order to protect trade secrets of Goldman Sachs.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:28 | 686194 jus_lite_reading
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Now WHY on earth would the gov't want to protect the giant squid?! LOL

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:09 | 686116 unum mountaineer
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tha boy exerting some will. he's flambouyant like that I think. make a bold statement. look forward to getting to know some more about him. what kind of porn does he like? single malt whiskey or is he a JB man? inquirin' minds wanna know.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:09 | 686119 Azwethinkweiz
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North Korea [though most likely the US] sunk a South Korean ship and nothing happened; highly doubt a few shots fired across the border will escalate into much.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:12 | 686136 Cdad
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Yeah, but just remember what Pete Najarian said.  "We talk about, we look at da, we talk about, we look a da...everyone is going into the weekend positioned as they are right now."

And that South Korean ship that sunk months back at a bad time for the markets, that was not a sinking by the North, too.

Ah, I think I like hopium.

Fri, 10/29/2010 - 13:17 | 686162 unum mountaineer
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 I sprinkle hopium on my wheaties. I is strong as ox. i lift 2 trillion $ with one hand!

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