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NYPD Releases DSK Mugshot

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There have been quite a few spoof and comedic versions floating around, but here, courtesy of the NYPD, is the official version.]

From the Daily Mail:

In grainy black and white, this is the mugshot of one of the world's most powerful men, released by the NYPD today.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn's mouth is set in the image, his gaze averted. He appears to be wearing a jacket and a light-coloured shirt.

The booking photo was found in a prisoner movement slip released by the NYPD today.

And the full slip:

As was reported earlier tomorrow there will be a bail hearing for the IMF chief tomorrow. And more details from the Mail:

Meanwhile NYPD investigators are DNA-testing samples of fluid they found in the $3,000-a-night suite that Strauss-Khan had been staying in.

The maid showed them where she had spat after the Frenchman allegedly forced her to perform oral sex, according to CBS News.

Police also say they have checked information from the suite door's electronic card reader which indicates the woman came into the room but didn't shut the door, as is hotel policy.

This proves the maid was in the room to work, not have consensual sex, investigators told the news station.

Described as a 'good Muslim' by a close friend the maid was an asylum seeker from Guinea - one of the poorest countries in Africa.

Lastly, the UK magazine has compiled a list of all the women that DSK has been romantically linked with. By the time this is all over, we are confident the list will be far longer.

Tristane Banon, 31, journalist
Allegation: Attempted rape and sexual assault.
allegedly summoned her to a Paris apartment for an interview in 2002
and asked to hold her hand before pouncing on her. He undid her bra and
jeans before she shouted ‘rape’ and kicked him off, she has said.

Piroska Nagy, 50, IMF official
Allegation: Coerced into a liaison.
Hungarian-born blonde met Strauss-Kahn in Washington in 2007. She says
his seniority made her feel pressured into a consensual fling. An
investigation cleared him of abusing his authority but he admitted an
‘error of judgement’.

Aurélie Filippetti, 37, Socialist politician
Allegation: Harassment.
leading politician and novelist described a ‘very heavy, very
insistent’ attempt by Strauss-Kahn to chat her up in 2008. She has since
denied that he groped her, but said she would ‘forever make sure’ she
was never ‘alone in a room with him again’.

Yasmina Reza, 51, playwright
Allegation: Affair.
most celebrated dramatist has been romantically linked to Strauss-Kahn
as well as his rival Nicolas Sarkozy, after she wrote an intimate
account of the president’s 2007 campaign. The book was dedicated to ‘G’,
a socialist who is expected to become head of the IMF. Strauss-Kahn’s
middle name is Gaston.

Carmen Llera, 58, writer
Allegation: At least one dalliance.
Spanish author was a member of Strauss-Kahn’s academic inner circle. In
two of her books, she hints at possible affairs with him.

Young actress, age unknown
Allegation: Gorilla-like behaviour.
unnamed actress was invited to a Paris apartment with Strauss-Kahn,
where he allegedly acted like a gorilla or ‘randy monkey’. His alleged
assault on Tristane Banon also saw him labelled a ‘rutting chimpanzee’.

European journalist, age unknown
Allegation: Harassment.
‘tall and willowy’ reporter, using the name Martina, said he called her
repeatedly and insisted ‘almost directly that I had to sleep with him
for an interview’. She did not succumb, but two years later he continued
his efforts, when she was pregnant.

Mexican chambermaid, age unknown
Allegation: Fling
to a book published by a member of Strauss-Kahn’s inner circle, he had a
fling with a maid in Mexico. If true, the episode echoes the charges he
now faces in New York.




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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:30 | 1289150 FOC 1183
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Raymond has a new subject

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:53 | 1289225 Republi-Ken
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So DSK attacks a devout Black Muslim Female with headscarf...

And then claims consensual sex.

The world is going to believe that a 62 year old shriveled prune-bod old fart,

"TURNED ON" a 32 year old Muslim here on political asylum,

who then wanted to have sex,

before she changed the sheets...


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:19 | 1289323 Ahmeexnal
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Am I missing something? The list of charges against him is missing:




Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:51 | 1289231 Nobody special
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I commend DSK on single-handidly doing one of the greatest things for women's rights.  Guilty or not (guilty), the publicity this will receive is certain to influence would-be rapists, helping them reconsider engagement in such a crime.


My hat's off to you, DSK.  You have probably saved the happiness of potential victims, and the lives of potential rapists by keeping them on the straight and narrow. Die happy.  Your sacrifice is not without cause.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:00 | 1289516 Hugh G Rection
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take it easy... It was just assault with a friendly weapon.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:48 | 1289675 Id fight Gandhi
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A muslim widow mother who likely has aids he did this to. I doubt middle east talks will ever go anywhere.

These people are a lost cause and USA keeps betting on the wrong horse.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:59 | 1289244 Badabing
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Are we retards!

This guy didn’t play the game.

How many of these dicks get away with whatever they want.

It was too easy.

I wish I knew   whose feet he stepped on.

Scum bag deserves it anyway!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:32 | 1289154 silberblick
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First Dominique-Strauss Kahn, now billionaire and silver bull Hugo Salinas Price is fearful that something will happen to him next:

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:53 | 1289222 Lets_Eat_Ben
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And this is what happens when you don't play ball...any question?

If you are rich and powerful it is "OK" to rape whatever you want, hell it's even encouraged. But, as soon as you don't go along with the program, or it furthers the agenda of the capstone to see you buried, well...

I'll say: Hugo Salinas Price with charges of pedophilia and cocaine use. Any takers?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:08 | 1289301 Pladizow
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Dildo de plata hecho en Mexico!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:35 | 1289156 MiguelitoRaton
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A new reality show is in the works, DSK and Tiger Woods move into the Playboy mansion.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:13 | 1289548 swamp
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Tiger Woods was not accused of sexual assault.

Time you learned the difference.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:34 | 1289164 cat2
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Why does seeing a bankster mugshot make me smile?  Am I becoming evil?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:38 | 1289184 Spalding_Smailes
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Maybe your Gay ?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:54 | 1289232 zaknick
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You would know, you being a cocksucking nitch and all.

Shut the fuck up.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:55 | 1289251 Spalding_Smailes
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No ....



Tell your fat wife she should put the caramel corn away and go for a walk ....

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:13 | 1289314 Pladizow
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What is you goal on ZH?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:26 | 1289366 Spalding_Smailes
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Well since I tried talking about dollar denominated debt and uncle ben being in control and being blasted by the doomers™ over my post, I love messing with the bunker sect now. So, so many doomers™ lost cash betting the farm on futures and etf's ect ........... But that bubble did get crazy, it will really look wack'd when silver hits $20.00



Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:50 | 1289447 Pladizow
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You write with such centanty - ".....when silver hits $20.00?"


"He who predicts the future, lies, even when he tells the truth." - Arab Proverb.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:52 | 1289472 Spalding_Smailes
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When the 100 year average is under $ 10.00 it's any easy call on silver ... 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:15 | 1289544 Pladizow
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From your premise of "it's any easy call on silver ..." I would have to then assume that because of your strong convictions you must have been short for some time and must be facing large losses?

Am I correct?

And if I am not, how much validity do your past, present or future statements hold?


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:20 | 1289583 Spalding_Smailes
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I don't short stocks ect ... I'm still reading " Option Volatility & Pricing " -Sheldon Natenberg ( the bible for option traders )It will be a year or so before I get into that ....



Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:52 | 1289695 Pladizow
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To provide balance you may also want to read Goldbug, by James Dines.


Thu, 05/19/2011 - 00:49 | 1290385 Hephasteus
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So of all the marketwatch and yahoo finance groups who think like you and want to talk like you. You choose to try to come to zero hedge and transfrom everyone into your own personal information and help me think and understand machine.

Don't ya think you need to be more accepting of things. Considering death is on the line.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 22:43 | 1290107 earnyermoney
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You have a Trademark on "doomers"? LOL.


You think BB and by extension the U.S. has things under control? BB and TG are criminals because they are sodomizing the elderly in this country with their policies.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:14 | 1289551 swamp
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This isn't a porno site. Asshole.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 06:26 | 1290626 Antipodeus
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I can't concentrate, P ... ;=))


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:54 | 1289691 Isotope
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Don't feed the trolls.

I realize that there is a nearly irresistible urge to respond to insanely stupid remarks, but this is what the troll lives off. If everyone simply refuses to acknowledge their very existence, they starve and die. If there is never a response to their remarks, they will eventually leave, since that is the only thing that they live for. I know it's hard, but we should all make our best effort.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:37 | 1289168 digalert
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Looks sad, maybe someone can smuggle him some bank notes.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:00 | 1289261 Dejean Splicer
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I was thinking that he will soon rule the prison with a new inmate credit scheme.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:25 | 1289345 Ahmeexnal
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Fellatio backed currency?

The mother of all ponzis!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:34 | 1289622 1984
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Is that a hard currency?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:42 | 1291081 The Navigator
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Better than the current version where we all get screwed in the butt.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:39 | 1289176 Kyron95131
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this whole story has been way to "hook line and sinker"

im only reserved because i haven't seen the justice system work for the people on a high profile douche bag so swiftly in decades...

am i paranoid or have i just spent to many days on this earth to think "if something is too god to be true" ?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:55 | 1289235 downwiththebanks
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No doubt:  for the banker-gangster/CIA/Apartheid Israel faction, this was a 2-fer:

You prevent the EU from acting in a coordinated way against the Dollar while you divert attention from the Nakba Day explosion.


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:39 | 1289177 Garbage Can Ray
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NWO got DSK. This is a great scandal! How many have considered assaulting the hotel maid as a preferential option to just calling a nice hooker? And she has the HIV!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:54 | 1289247 Eally Ucked
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I wonder how many more HIV infected workers are employed by that luxurious hotel to save some money on wages? Maybe they're preparing pasta and drinks, or some exotic dishes for our wealthy class, I hope so.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 05:41 | 1290600 pvmuse
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She has said she does not have HIV, and was subletting the apartment, get up to speed.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:37 | 1289180 Rainman
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If she's as hot as Arnie's girl, the time will be worth it. Old guys sure are funny about pussy and money.


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:59 | 1289714 lawrence1
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Friend, ALL guys are funny about pussy, many about money.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 00:55 | 1290388 Arkadaba
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All guys are stupid about pussy and money! Luckily (or not) I have some ethics.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 06:32 | 1290630 Antipodeus
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Some guys are stupid or funny about the other front-bottom ... ;=))



Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:40 | 1289183 Smiley
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Put him in general population!  The sodomites would have a field day with his pompus ass.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:53 | 1289240 downwiththebanks
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Banker-gangsters are sodomites.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:41 | 1289190 SwingForce
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Stuck his pecker in the wrong honeypot this time, asswad bankster.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:46 | 1289443 Hulk
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Chamberpot would be more like it...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:44 | 1289201 kreso
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This is worse than Bradbury, Ray Bradbury.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:45 | 1289206 lordbyroniv
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wonder what the chances are of him getting released on bail and feeing back to France?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:54 | 1289245 bob_dabolina
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I wonder what the chances of him contracting full blown AIDS are in the next 3-5 years are.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:43 | 1289208 Badabing
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Looks like the face of a painful asshole

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:43 | 1289210 faustian bargain
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thought they were supposed to look into the camera for a mug shot.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:45 | 1289214 IEVI
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The arrogance of these motherfuckers is their weakness. I hope they eat each other alive.


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:47 | 1289215 Joebloinvestor
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As soon as he makes bail (if given) he is gone.

It will result in more "hard feelings" between the US and France (no extradition treaty) and that will be that.

The excuse for fleeing will be he "couldn't get a fair trial" in the US.

The French Muslims don't give a rats ass because it has nothing to do with what they can wear.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:53 | 1289228 desgust
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Stupid Americans1

Only an intellectually  fucked down nation like you can believe the spin of the MSM!

Shame on you ZH!

You have become a joke, a scandal blog!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:06 | 1289295 buzzsaw99
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You're just mad because you didn't get to suck his dick.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:08 | 1289299 Miss Expectations
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What's wrong with you?  How can you not appreciate seeing the mugshot of the IMF head?

Perp walks, bitchez!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:20 | 1289578 alien-IQ
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You see...THAT'S precisely the problem!!! You all have become so bloodthirsty to see a banker doing a perp walk that you don't give a shit about WHY he's doing the perp walk and are embracing a complete farce. It's fucking shameful to see this type of intellectual meltdown on ZH.

And not to mention how now the racism previously reserved for Muslims and Mexicans is now being thrust upon the French!!! Really folks? Get a fucking grip! You all are starting to come across like every ugly American cliche that ever existed!

This has become an embarrassment.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:24 | 1289590 buzzsaw99
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You all are starting to come across like every ugly American cliche that ever existed!


Like we care what a bunch of eurotard surrender monkeys think. LMAO!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:36 | 1289632 alien-IQ
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you are simply too stupid to be taken seriously.

run around and scream and shout. you make no sense.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:26 | 1289592 nmewn
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So you're calling the maid a liar?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:32 | 1289617 alien-IQ
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No I'm not calling her a liar. In fact I'm not calling her anything because I, just like you, DO NOT KNOW who she is, what she said, what she did, what was done to her or anything. In fact all you have now is the MSM stories that are all uniformly crucifying this guy and that in and of itself should raise some doubts about the credibility of the story.

I'm waiting for any sign of evidence. At this point there is ZERO.

This looks like a set-up to me. If you want to see a banker doing a perp walk in lieu of any justice, knock yourself out. You will become the embodiment of all that so many here so often rail about but have now willfully ignored: FACTS least they used to..

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 21:01 | 1289718 nmewn
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Yes facts matter.

And the facts seem to be piling up on DSK.

There are now quite a few more women corroborating his past behavior/deviancy toward them as well, this sets a pattern.

Helluva conspiracy from all corners of the world...the problem with all conspiracies is, the larger it gets, the more people involved...and as more people become involved, the weaker it gets because more people do in fact know the could be easily discovered, which is not what the conspiratorialists would want.

Sometimes a rose is just a rose.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 00:57 | 1290392 Hephasteus
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No I think he's saying that he's worried people are hating on french when they should be hating on muslims and mexicans. And this guy is a good guy rapist IMF guy who was simply trying to make the IMF a more kinder gentler country destroyer and enslaver.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 05:12 | 1290590 nmewn
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Thu, 05/19/2011 - 06:35 | 1290636 Antipodeus
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The first rational comment I've read in this thread so far.  Including mine ... ;=))


Thu, 05/19/2011 - 01:05 | 1290398 Arkadaba
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I agree. Sounds like the guy is a creep but lets have a trial first.


Thu, 05/19/2011 - 05:58 | 1290613 Lucius_Junius_Brutus
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Thu, 05/19/2011 - 06:09 | 1290621 nmewn
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I agree.

But, as we all know, sometimes even a trial does not get to the truth.

OJ was found not guilty in criminal court, yet everyone outside the court think's he did it. The civil suit certainly held him monetarily liable.

With the full force of the state against you in a criminal court case, we have a high standard to convict someone criminally in America, as it should be. It does not mean someone didn't do it, it just means the prosecuter didn't prove he did it to the jury or certain evidence/testimony was not allowed so the jury never saw that evidence.

I was on a jury a few months back. It ended in a mistrial, the first one for this judge in twenty years. It ended because during testimony, a prosecution witness stated something (by accident obviously, it was afterall, a prosecution witness) we were not supposed to be aware of or hear, which would "shade our judgement" of the defendant. The counselors didn't stop it, the judge did, he heard it, as did we.

So the defendant walked.

Now, we are all left to wonder if "my defendant" will be emboldened by his "innocence" and commit another horrific crime or his brush with "justice" will stop his criminal activity.

We will likely never know, but I have my doubts.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:33 | 1289401 nmewn
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"Only an intellectually  fucked down nation like you can believe the spin of the MSM!"

As opposed to the "intellectually fucked down" socialist party of France for having him as their leading candidate...ROTFL!!!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 21:05 | 1289740 lawrence1
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Well, friend, why dont you share your interpretation and observations on this? And how do you presume to know what thousands of ZH readers think?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:57 | 1289241 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Is there a photo available of the b*tch involved in this set-up yet? She must have been a stunner for him to fall for this obvious honey-pot trap.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:18 | 1289326 Pladizow
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This accusation if true is probably one of his most humanitarian actions.

He's most likely a scum bag and guilty of far worse.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 16:52 | 1293265 dieyoung
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Maybe. But Sarkozy is a western war monger and not much better for France.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:45 | 1289454 lizzy36
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What is the matter with you?

She was a women from Guinea, with a 15 year old child, and in all likely hood HIV positive. She is the latest victim of a sexual predator. Who was protected by his powerful friends. But karma is a bitch.

Hoping he enjoys the triple cocktail.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 01:20 | 1290417 Arkadaba
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Lizzy, I always enjoy your comments even though we tend to disagree. 

In this case, no.

I'm sure he is a rich fuck but he deserves his day in court.


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:28 | 1289597 buzzsaw99
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So if she's ugly does that mean he is guilty, or just that he has no taste? I would think either one would make a rich frenchie shudder.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:36 | 1289615 Dejean Splicer
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I venture a guess that 99.99999999999999% of all men want to see the photo.

A nice money shot would be good too.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:00 | 1289256 buzzsaw99
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Respectable women should never ever travel to France. They have zero protection by the law or society. Basically, if you can corner a woman in France she's all your's.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:46 | 1289458 alien-IQ
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Oh what? Is France and the French the new Muslim boogeyman for y'all 'Mericans?

"Respectable women should never ever travel to France"????? Are you fucking kidding?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:57 | 1289507 buzzsaw99
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France is like 55% muzzie hoodlums and the rest are frog rapists. No difference whatsoever.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:15 | 1289556 alien-IQ
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spoken like a true redneck.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:15 | 1289568 buzzsaw99
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thank you

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 01:20 | 1290422 Arkadaba
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+ i like you ;(

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 06:19 | 1290625 Lucius_Junius_Brutus
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Didn't see that one at first. I must say your input on this matter is of critical importance, I wonder what kind of praise I would get if I contributed to the debate by asking you from what kind of Backwater shit hole that you call home you're typing this hateful and misinformed comments? I hope none but keep on talking.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:51 | 1289480 vocational tainee
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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:05 | 1289514 buzzsaw99
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give a joo banker a bj ye penis licker.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 06:08 | 1290620 Lucius_Junius_Brutus
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Being french and a law student I take that personnaly. Your ignorance of France and our penal system is so blatant that I can only assume that your comment stem from your extensive study of piss and shit poured from the mouths of other ignorant ass wipe. Spare us your BS.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:03 | 1289268 Arkadaba
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Set up. Set up. Set up.

Sorry guys but I know how this works:

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:31 | 1289373 downwiththebanks
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A double-whammy for the banker-gangsters and Zionists.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:43 | 1289440 alien-IQ
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I've been thinking that since this thing went public and "details" began to emerge.

I'm just really surprised that so many here on ZH, which is normally a very sharp crowd that has a pretty good bullshit meter, seems to be gleefully buying this story hook line and sinker with no questions asked...I must admit I'm a bit disappointed at the apparent lack of skepticism on display regarding this matter.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 21:04 | 1289748 johny2
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Whole story seems unbeliveable, until you realise that he was crazy enough to have sex with hotel maid. Most rapes are commited by crazy people, and therefore the rape claim does seem to have plenty of chance to be true. Of course there is a small chance this is an elaborate set up, but I think he is guilty of trying to rape that woman. Just my opinion.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 21:17 | 1289797 lawrence1
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There is lots of skepticism here and interesting speculation, especially if you read some of the other posts on this subject. I see very few people here who have already decided on his alleged guilt and the main stream media seems generally careful to use the world "alleged" so what is the problem?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 21:26 | 1289835 Max Hunter
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I'm skeptical.. It's hard to find sympathizers for the head of the IMF on this site.. That doesn't surprise me.  What does surprise me is that if it were the Bernank this happened to, the victim would have been put through the ringer by now and all kinds of stuff would have been dug up on her.. IMHO  There seems to be no attempt or even the hint of effort to discredit her.. Not saying she should or would be discredited but something doesn't seem right..

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 02:43 | 1290499 Clowns on Acid
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You have no precedent for your Bernak comparison...moron.

DSK has been at this well before.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 02:23 | 1290478 palmereldritch
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Eventually, even Ted Bundy got caught.  I'm not suggesting this wasn't a take down but with these scum it certainly makes it easy.

Given the mindset and criminal behaviour of the Malthusian plutocratic elites, the bigger question is,

Why hasn't arrest, conviction and incarceration of these predators been more common?


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:06 | 1289281 Dejean Splicer
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I always find that holding their nose after CIM will force the swallow.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:25 | 1289361 Dejean Splicer
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Don't get all bent junkers. The up and cuming banksters need to learn from history and adapt. Let's give them some pointers.

The Bernak may even be trying to compose a 'Best Practice' document for all his FED cronies. I'm contributing....

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:38 | 1289412 buzzsaw99
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Bill Clinton was a messy mofo too.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:40 | 1289445 Dejean Splicer
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Exactly. Give it a try plutocrats. It may save you.

Oh and I forgot to mention that a nice pat on the head with appropriate praise after the object complies is considered good form.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:05 | 1289288 tom a taxpayer
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Rikers Jail Inmates Welcome Committee: PRESS (Arrrgh!) RELEASE (Ahhhhh!!!!!)

"We wish to reASSure the NYC CorRECTAL Authority that we inCANcerated jail MEMBERS will give DSK the respect he deserves. First, we know how DIS-TASTE-FULL it is for the Frenchie to wear jail JUMPsuits. So us inmates have taken up a collERECTION and bought fine French lingerie for DSK.  Second, we plan an OPEN HOUSE where DSK will be WELL-COMED in every jail cell. Third, we plan to make the Frog feel COME-FORTH-A-BULL by playing frog games, like JUMPing the Frog and playing leap frog all night long. Fourth, we will make sure DSK never goes HUNGgry as we stuff him every day with a variety of MUSTHARD-filled HOT and JUICY saucisson (LE HOT-DOG).  Yeah, we gonna give the International MuthaFucha every inch of respect he deserves."

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:11 | 1289302 buzzsaw99
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Oui wee


squeal like a pig frog boy!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:21 | 1289338 Pladizow
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You forgot the buffet of tossed salads!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:23 | 1289346 WilliamShatner
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C'est la vie bitchez!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:23 | 1289347 Franken_Stein
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I always wondered why in English there is no such word as:



Thu, 05/19/2011 - 06:59 | 1290653 Antipodeus
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"Fatherfuckee"?  "Pupil"?



Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:26 | 1289351 Quinvarius
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"Young actress, age unknown
Allegation: Gorilla-like behaviour."

This could not have been any of the cast of Jersey Shore.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:34 | 1289404 zebra
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stop insulting endangered wildlife..

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:32 | 1289377 John McCloy
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This fucking pensive crim cannot even look the camera in the eye. 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:35 | 1289410 alien-IQ
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He's in Rikers Island. the only smiling faces there are the guilty doing life.

Would you be smiling ?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 02:44 | 1290496 Clowns on Acid
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stoopid question alien.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:35 | 1289396 takinthehighway
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"Sin hath its pleasure for a season..."

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:43 | 1289421 Dejean Splicer
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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:33 | 1289399 zebra
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IMF= Involuntary Maid F...?



Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:35 | 1289411 Lady Heather...UNCLE
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...he is a fucktard who deserves what he gets...but he has upset an elite doubt about it

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:40 | 1289429 nmewn
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Yeah, for getting caught.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:56 | 1289484 silberblick
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Belarus currency crisis and crackdown. Is this what awaits us? Read here:

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:56 | 1289495 nothing can go wrogn
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But how the world turns, one day cock of the walk. The next, a feather duster.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:00 | 1289501 Xibalba
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IMF = International Maid Fuchers

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:57 | 1289503 Xibalba
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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:09 | 1289532 THE DORK OF CORK
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I can't help it but I feel sorry for the guy - I get the feeling the New York Boys after flirting with Globalisation do not want a part of it anymore as they may catch a SDR.

Even Geithner and the lads might be in dollar defence mode as it is the source of their power so they dumped their kin into a Honey trap.

God I would give anything to see that little shit Geithner in a mugshot - the  fucker is a repulsive little turd.

DSK has  a certain gravitas as a leader but  Tiny Tim is just a little shit.



Wed, 05/18/2011 - 21:55 | 1289950 Saxxon
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Agreed DoC.  One moment's foolishness cost this man his career.  She took it to completion (CIM) then went batshit and DSK knew he had a problem.  He tried to get outta Dodge and almost made it.

The maid just needs to stay on message and the money's hers; the Oprah hand-wringing appearances, etc. are just icing on her cake.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 02:39 | 1290492 Clowns on Acid
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Dork - I agree w/ Geithner, all his lot.

 But DSK never had any gravitas! Media inspired bullshit cover for a corrupt, socialist rapist (allegedly). 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:10 | 1289540 trendybull459
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Well well well!Most people here probably so much lucky to insult the man who has bolls by their laughing-let me see you in such situation idiots!I think you are paid guys for posting negative comments on IMF chief who really had care about your fucking idiots rights,now,since  you are so happy with real man troubles,you will see who will be in charge of IMF and you will see more Wars in middle East as Sarkozy is one who you really deserve!The man clealy stated about possible bailout of some woman who will be convince the public of doing with him sex!Shame of you all idiots who do not understand,that currently is every man faith for a future about something with most powerfull man happend!Know,Heavens always watching for you,be a man!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:21 | 1289579 Herman Strandsc...
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You're sayin' that he predicted the other week that he would be set up by someone who will be paid a million bucks to make such an accusation against him? That would tend to rule out him hiring a woman in case this then happened.

If he said he predicted that a hitchiker would claim rape for a million bucks then don't go offering a ride to one as you drive by.

I don't know if he is innocent or guilty but a maid may be fearful of making stuff up in case the company doesn't believe her or is unsupportive due to the level of customer sought for the hi end business? This is going to come down to forensics, evidence and a jury. No room for manouvre imo.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 22:53 | 1290143 Farcical Aquati...
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Astute observation. I am probably so much lucky. DSK does have my bolls by my laughing.  I am posting negative comments precisely because he had care about my fucking idiots this exact moment. I'm ecstatic about my real man troubles. I'm ashamed; I am an idiot who does not understand, that currently is every man faith for a future about something. And I sincerely apologize.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 04:25 | 1290563 Herman Strandsc...
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Hi farc, how much did you pay for your pocket translator may I ask?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 05:29 | 1290595 StychoKiller
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And, does it do Baatchi-English also?? :>D

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 17:21 | 1293421 Farcical Aquati...
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You really didn't get the joke that I was responding to the guy above?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:17 | 1289564 waterdog
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This is so much fucking bullshit. One would think, in 2011, that a woman who was HIV positive would scream it at the top of her lungs at an asshole like this. Then when he stuck his cock in her mouth she would have bitten down so hard that this fucker's eyes would have pop out. And while he was screaming in absolute pain, she would grab his nut sack, squeeze it and twist it until he passed out. Then, once he was on the floor as white as the sheets she was there to change out, she would stomp his teeth down his throat.

The pressure per square inch that can be delivered by one's mouth is very high. Instead of spitting cum, she should have spit dick head. After all he was naked, she must of had a dust wand to shove up his ass.

This is fucking bullshit.




Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:45 | 1289659 Trillax
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I'm getting worried Water, that's starting to read like Penthouse Letters -- one might think you were getting a little sadistic enjoyment out of the description.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:49 | 1289673 waterdog
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You are funny, who ever you are. It is called reality, self defense, common sense.


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 21:04 | 1289746 alien-IQ
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Most people here seem to have surrendered all common sense in exchange for the spectacle of a banker doing a perp walk...despite the fact that it has nothing to do with banking and all banker crimes continue unpunished. They have become cats playing with string.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 21:55 | 1289953 Trillax
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Son; you interpret snark for reality.  This is the Internet.  Have a scotch, smoke a bowl, and always assume the other person (with a bad attempt at sarcasm.. i.e. the 'Penthouse Letters' comment) is trying to get your goat but doesn't always mean you ill-will.

I get reality.

I walked in on my daughter five years ago defending herself against a young man (that she did not know) that decided her condo was his personal playground and had his eye on her and her television.  I also proceeded to beat the shit out of said young man.

Additionally -- through my line of work -- I encounter multitudes of people and circumstances that eventually include my personal involvement (due to various laws and stipulations) that result in me being an active participant in the lowest points of peoples lives in which they are their most vulnerable and need an advocate.  Sometimes in adverse reaction to what I would internally/personally want.

I've stepped in-between multiple individuals that are either: psychotic, obsessed, deranged, in bloodlust, and in the line of knife/gunpoint (due to my profession and not always by choice and/or bravado).

I get self-defense.

I was making an observation as to the graphic aspect of your comment and nothing more.  However, never presume anything of another person.  DSK is scum and nothing more and I never assumed or suggested otherwise.  My comment was an attempt at snark and light humor, nothing more.

You assume much and know nothing.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 22:40 | 1290102 alien-IQ
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you describe your "job" in the same manner jobs get described on the old TV quiz show "What's My Line"....So let me venture a guess...Are you a Superhero? And if so...what's the pay like and do you get to wear a spandex costume...and if yes to the costume it itchy in the heat?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:53 | 1289698 THE DORK OF CORK
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What went on in Ireland rings through with Paul Craig Roberts view - it has been reported in the Irish Times via Morgan Kelly that the IMF was prepared to haircut 30 Billion Euro of bank bonds but their decision was vetoed by the IMFs chief shareholder the US.

Timmy apparently vetoed the decision - God bless him.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:28 | 1289607 Smiddywesson
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I think we should burn him with the Duke Lacross team.  Oops, wait, that charge was bullshit.  How many of you idiots believed that out of hand?  Maybe he did it and maybe he didn't, but I haven't heard any evidence at all.  First of all, he is 62 years old.  He's not a 62 year old former contractor with a bad back and a handshake that could crush bones, he's a 62 year old guy who is overweight and has sat at a desk his whole life.  How in Hell did he chase down a 32 year old and force her to sodomize him?  And why did he let her get away?  This smells bad.

Somehow, after being a dangerour sexual pervert for 62 years, he suddenly decides to take the plunge and attack a perfect stranger in NYC. Here is a guy with enough ambition to make it to one of the most powerful positions in the world, a position from which he can attract any papamour he wants.  He clearly has a track record with the ladies, and he decides to throw it all away and take up simple rape, in his own hotel rooom, just before his presidential run?  You ZH idiots think you are so smart.  Maybe you are right, but I smell a rat.  There are three charges for which a man is instantly guilty in this society, pedophelia, abusing his own kids, and rape.  Let the Duke lacross players remind you that you are subject to the crowd influence, just like Gustave LeBon wrote in his book, The Crowd.  If you haven't read it, it is 96 pages, go get it and educate yourself.

Maybe a man with unlimited money,  and unlimited power, and some fame, couldn't find a good looking woman to do what he needed done,  IN NEW YORK CITY, when HE KNEW HE WAS BEING WATCHED.  

Maybe it's a coincidence that the sex was oral, so there's no trauma to substantiate a rape.  Maybe that's a coincidence.  

Maybe it's a coincidence that all the women came forward so fast.  I don't believe it.  In real cases like this the victims think it over for a good long while before they put themselves into that media maelstrom.  

Maybe it's a coincidence that he's a crazy socialist and had a target on his back.  One who was in the backyard of the Fed.  

Maybe I'm just a crazy conspirialist who thinks that people who would steal trillions from the world economy and would bring us to the brink of ruin for more gain than they could ever spend, would think of nothing to destroy one person who may or may not have presented an obstacle.  

Hey, maybe he's the randiest banker in history and he actually took up forceable rape at the age of 62 rather than just picking up the phone and ordering the foxiest room service NYC could provide, but I smell a rat.

I am really disappointed in ZH and our contributors.  Because he was accused, and because a bunch of women came forward and said he came on to them, not that he attacked them, but he tried to lure them into bed, you joined the crowd with the torches.  If you had money and power, would you try to lure these women into the sack?  Yes?  Does that make you a rapist????

You idiots will never make any money in the markets.   I though you read ZH to think for yourselves, but apparently it is the favored site for conformists who join the herd.  Maybe the gentleman is guilty, and maybe not, but why not take a side and just shout "silver bitches" so you sound cool to the other crowd thinkers.

ESYC:  Eat Sh** You Conformists 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:40 | 1289653 alien-IQ
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Man I don't know what it is about this issue. Maybe it's just the "banker doing a perp walk" craze...I don't know. But this has seriously created an intellectual meltdown of epic proportions with ZH readers. I really can't believe the mob mentality I'm seeing.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:46 | 1289662 Smiddywesson
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One more point, I could be wrong.

This guy could be the Manchurian Candidate of rape.  He spent 62 years just trying to coax women into bed, and on one crazy day, he just decided to pull a Arnorld and chase down the help and stick it to her.  Maybe so.

As a trader, I know the markets are fixed.  I get real uncomfortable when retail tends to get the same opinion, or joins me on my side of the trade.  EVERYONE has joined the side of this issue that this guy is guilty.  

I don't buy it.  Our society is fixed.  The markets are fixed.  O.J. was Innocent, but the Duke lacross team was guilty????  Topsy turvy thinking is the norm as we approach End Game.  The end of a corrupt and dishonest society.  I don't know this frog eating banker, but please don't surrender what self respect you can salvage from this disaster of a society by joining the crowd.  There's going to be a lot of witch hunting to hide the misdeeds that got us here.

Q:  "How do you know she's a witch?" 

A:  "She turned me into a gnewt."

Q:  "A gnewt??"

A:  "Well...I got better."

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 22:51 | 1290133 knukles
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Well, gnewt, will you be running for president again in 2012?
Why yes, didn't you get my tweet?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 07:43 | 1290705 Antipodeus
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Thank you, Smiddy, for a dose of sanity, and a bucket of cold water for some of the more rabidly feral commenters here.  Talk about leaping to conclusions.  OK, DSK does sound like a bit of a prick, but from the beginning this whole 'affair' has smelled of rotten fish.

"No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 23:46 | 1290290 delacroix
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those the gods would destroy, they first make crazy

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 02:35 | 1290486 Clowns on Acid
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Hey smiddy - call your doctor and have him double the dosage.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:49 | 1289672 Garbage Can Ray
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This is the man who attempted to anally rape me in the showers this morning at Rikers Island!!! (I just got out this evening). This man needs to stopped now! DSK = Dick Sharing Kommunist!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 22:26 | 1290048 Tail Dogging The Wag
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smells like frame-up spirit

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 22:29 | 1290068 casaananda
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One can make light of this, but it IS one man's horrible tragedy. Guilty or not, any sane person has to feel some empathy for DSK. I have never witnessed or heard of someone falling so far so fast. 

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 02:29 | 1290484 Clowns on Acid
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yeh cassandra...which begs the did this a_hole ever reach the level of power he did?

Answer is easy...he is a socialist / fascist from Europa...and like Bill the C., media and fascist bankers prop him up.

You see someone like Berlusconi...who is not left...and the media and socialists try to take him down."Rumors" of underage prostitutes...hehe.

Whereas with DSK...oh he thought that the maid was a prossie just "dressed as a maid". he is the "victim" of a US plot against him.

See the difference in coverage? THAT is how douchebags like DSK get to be head of the IMF !

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 07:46 | 1290716 Antipodeus
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How appropriately-named you are!


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 22:50 | 1290131 optimator
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The whole thing is as believable as a nominee for Secretary of the Treasury being confirmed after being caught not paying his taxes for at least five prior years.  Just couldn't happen.
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