NYPD Releases DSK Mugshot

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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:30 | 1289150 FOC 1183
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Raymond has a new subject

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:53 | 1289225 Republi-Ken
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So DSK attacks a devout Black Muslim Female with headscarf...

And then claims consensual sex.

The world is going to believe that a 62 year old shriveled prune-bod old fart,

"TURNED ON" a 32 year old Muslim here on political asylum,

who then wanted to have sex,

before she changed the sheets...

SOUNDS LIKE THE EURO BAILOUT STORY.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:19 | 1289323 Ahmeexnal
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Am I missing something? The list of charges against him is missing:

PL 1313911: TRRISM: CONSPRCY TO  END USD RSRV STATUS

PL 1300311: LEADING PRES ELCTION POLLS

PL 1306979: F*CKING MRS. SARKOZY

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:51 | 1289231 Nobody special
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I commend DSK on single-handidly doing one of the greatest things for women's rights.  Guilty or not (guilty), the publicity this will receive is certain to influence would-be rapists, helping them reconsider engagement in such a crime.

 

My hat's off to you, DSK.  You have probably saved the happiness of potential victims, and the lives of potential rapists by keeping them on the straight and narrow. Die happy.  Your sacrifice is not without cause.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:00 | 1289516 Hugh G Rection
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take it easy... It was just assault with a friendly weapon.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:48 | 1289675 Id fight Gandhi
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A muslim widow mother who likely has aids he did this to. I doubt middle east talks will ever go anywhere.

These people are a lost cause and USA keeps betting on the wrong horse.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:59 | 1289244 Badabing
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Are we retards!

This guy didn’t play the game.

How many of these dicks get away with whatever they want.

It was too easy.

I wish I knew   whose feet he stepped on.

Scum bag deserves it anyway!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:32 | 1289154 silberblick
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First Dominique-Strauss Kahn, now billionaire and silver bull Hugo Salinas Price is fearful that something will happen to him next:

http://thesilvergoldhedge.blogspot.com/2011/05/billionaire-hugo-salinas-...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:53 | 1289222 Lets_Eat_Ben
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And this is what happens when you don't play ball...any question?

If you are rich and powerful it is "OK" to rape whatever you want, hell it's even encouraged. But, as soon as you don't go along with the program, or it furthers the agenda of the capstone to see you buried, well...

I'll say: Hugo Salinas Price with charges of pedophilia and cocaine use. Any takers?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:08 | 1289301 Pladizow
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Dildo de plata hecho en Mexico!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:35 | 1289156 MiguelitoRaton
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A new reality show is in the works, DSK and Tiger Woods move into the Playboy mansion.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:13 | 1289548 swamp
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Tiger Woods was not accused of sexual assault.

Time you learned the difference.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:34 | 1289164 cat2
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Why does seeing a bankster mugshot make me smile?  Am I becoming evil?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:38 | 1289184 Spalding_Smailes
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Maybe your Gay ?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:54 | 1289232 zaknick
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You would know, you being a cocksucking nitch and all.

Shut the fuck up.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:55 | 1289251 Spalding_Smailes
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No ....

 

 

Tell your fat wife she should put the caramel corn away and go for a walk ....

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:13 | 1289314 Pladizow
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What is you goal on ZH?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:26 | 1289366 Spalding_Smailes
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Well since I tried talking about dollar denominated debt and uncle ben being in control and being blasted by the doomers™ over my post, I love messing with the bunker sect now. So, so many doomers™ lost cash betting the farm on futures and etf's ect ........... But that bubble did get crazy, it will really look wack'd when silver hits $20.00

 

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:50 | 1289447 Pladizow
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You write with such centanty - ".....when silver hits $20.00?"

 

"He who predicts the future, lies, even when he tells the truth." - Arab Proverb.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:52 | 1289472 Spalding_Smailes
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When the 100 year average is under $ 10.00 it's any easy call on silver ... 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:15 | 1289544 Pladizow
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From your premise of "it's any easy call on silver ..." I would have to then assume that because of your strong convictions you must have been short for some time and must be facing large losses?

Am I correct?

And if I am not, how much validity do your past, present or future statements hold?

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:20 | 1289583 Spalding_Smailes
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I don't short stocks ect ... I'm still reading " Option Volatility & Pricing " -Sheldon Natenberg ( the bible for option traders )It will be a year or so before I get into that ....

 

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:52 | 1289695 Pladizow
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To provide balance you may also want to read Goldbug, by James Dines.

 

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 00:49 | 1290385 Hephasteus
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So of all the marketwatch and yahoo finance groups who think like you and want to talk like you. You choose to try to come to zero hedge and transfrom everyone into your own personal information and help me think and understand machine.

Don't ya think you need to be more accepting of things. Considering death is on the line.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 22:43 | 1290107 earnyermoney
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You have a Trademark on "doomers"? LOL.

 

You think BB and by extension the U.S. has things under control? BB and TG are criminals because they are sodomizing the elderly in this country with their policies.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:14 | 1289551 swamp
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This isn't a porno site. Asshole.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 06:26 | 1290626 Antipodeus
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I can't concentrate, P ... ;=))

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:54 | 1289691 Isotope
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Don't feed the trolls.

I realize that there is a nearly irresistible urge to respond to insanely stupid remarks, but this is what the troll lives off. If everyone simply refuses to acknowledge their very existence, they starve and die. If there is never a response to their remarks, they will eventually leave, since that is the only thing that they live for. I know it's hard, but we should all make our best effort.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:37 | 1289168 digalert
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Looks sad, maybe someone can smuggle him some bank notes.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:00 | 1289261 Dejean Splicer
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I was thinking that he will soon rule the prison with a new inmate credit scheme.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:25 | 1289345 Ahmeexnal
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Fellatio backed currency?

The mother of all ponzis!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:34 | 1289622 1984
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Is that a hard currency?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:42 | 1291081 The Navigator
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Better than the current version where we all get screwed in the butt.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:39 | 1289176 Kyron95131
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this whole story has been way to "hook line and sinker"

im only reserved because i haven't seen the justice system work for the people on a high profile douche bag so swiftly in decades...

am i paranoid or have i just spent to many days on this earth to think "if something is too god to be true" ?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:55 | 1289235 downwiththebanks
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No doubt:  for the banker-gangster/CIA/Apartheid Israel faction, this was a 2-fer:

You prevent the EU from acting in a coordinated way against the Dollar while you divert attention from the Nakba Day explosion.

Win-Win.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:39 | 1289177 Garbage Can Ray
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NWO got DSK. This is a great scandal! How many have considered assaulting the hotel maid as a preferential option to just calling a nice hooker? And she has the HIV!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:54 | 1289247 Eally Ucked
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I wonder how many more HIV infected workers are employed by that luxurious hotel to save some money on wages? Maybe they're preparing pasta and drinks, or some exotic dishes for our wealthy class, I hope so.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 05:41 | 1290600 pvmuse
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She has said she does not have HIV, and was subletting the apartment, get up to speed.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:37 | 1289180 Rainman
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If she's as hot as Arnie's girl, the time will be worth it. Old guys sure are funny about pussy and money.

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:59 | 1289714 lawrence1
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Friend, ALL guys are funny about pussy, many about money.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 00:55 | 1290388 Arkadaba
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All guys are stupid about pussy and money! Luckily (or not) I have some ethics.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 06:32 | 1290630 Antipodeus
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Some guys are stupid or funny about the other front-bottom ... ;=))

 

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:40 | 1289183 Smiley
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Put him in general population!  The sodomites would have a field day with his pompus ass.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:53 | 1289240 downwiththebanks
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Banker-gangsters are sodomites.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:41 | 1289190 SwingForce
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Stuck his pecker in the wrong honeypot this time, asswad bankster.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:46 | 1289443 Hulk
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Chamberpot would be more like it...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:44 | 1289201 kreso
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This is worse than Bradbury, Ray Bradbury.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:45 | 1289206 lordbyroniv
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wonder what the chances are of him getting released on bail and feeing back to France?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:54 | 1289245 bob_dabolina
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I wonder what the chances of him contracting full blown AIDS are in the next 3-5 years are.

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