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NYSE Already Broken And Market Is Not Even Down Yet

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Fri, 03/26/2010 - 09:58 | 276786 damage
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lol

Fri, 03/26/2010 - 10:35 | 276788 Cognitive Dissonance
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Someone (PPT perhaps?) must have seen a bunch of pre-market sell orders and pulled the plug on W.O.P.R. in order to scuttle the boat before it sank.

Fri, 03/26/2010 - 10:01 | 276791 FreakuentFlyer
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maybe the issue is actually on the DTCC side.

Fri, 03/26/2010 - 10:05 | 276795 Nihilarian
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They're probably on the AT&T network.

Fri, 03/26/2010 - 10:13 | 276805 Miyagi_san
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It's a ploy for GS to setup backdoor feeds to shadow HAL

Fri, 03/26/2010 - 10:16 | 276807 asteroids
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For a system that's supposed to be up 99.999999% of the time these errors are out of the statistical and into the criminal. Keep a close eye on you Bloomberg terminals for those wonderful trades that push the market up and down like magic.

Fri, 03/26/2010 - 10:17 | 276810 Gimp
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Free Markets?  Next you are going to tell me the "Tooth Fairy" is not real.

Fri, 03/26/2010 - 10:19 | 276813 Racer
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Next you will tell me they are banning taking your money out if things get a bit dicey...

oh they have already for some things haven't they......

Fri, 03/26/2010 - 10:23 | 276823 spanish inquisition
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GS and JPM are pulling all the bandwidth

Fri, 03/26/2010 - 10:23 | 276825 moldygoat
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Who wants to trade this c&^%sucker anyways?

Fri, 03/26/2010 - 10:29 | 276834 williambanzai7
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Quick, go to Netzero.

Fri, 03/26/2010 - 10:49 | 276863 buzzsaw99
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It's not broken it's just that nobody gives a flying fig anymore.

Fri, 03/26/2010 - 11:20 | 276912 Strider
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Failure of another Govt Oversight comittee:

Apparently all those "Energy Star "appliances are just a sticker put on them. After being tested some use twice the energy they claim. I wonder the $ amount of all the incentives and overcharges for appliances for that sticker are added up. Billions?  Now I get what "going green" means. 

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/19/business/energy-environment/19star.html

Fri, 03/26/2010 - 11:24 | 276918 bchbum
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Maybe they'll extend market hours 15 minutes to jpm and gs for all of the pain they were caused.

Fri, 03/26/2010 - 14:43 | 277291 You Cant Handle...
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Maybe the NYSE was just hedging against a NK/SK confrontation.  Frontrunning the news?  Sure, for national security.

Fri, 03/26/2010 - 16:06 | 277418 alexdg
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"Updates will follow" are actually Service Packs they're talking about.

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