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NYSE Issues Update On Continuing Trade Outages

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And provides a convenient location for those impaired by the NYSE to demand monetary compensation.

The link is: http://www.nyse.com/pdfs/ErrorCompensationForm.pdf

May prove quite useful some day soon.

 

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Thu, 08/13/2009 - 14:25 | 35584 Assetman
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ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US.

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 14:43 | 35632 VegasBD
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ALL YOUR TRADES ARE FRONTRUNNED BY US

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 14:55 | 35659 Anonymous
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In A.D. 2009
Trading was beginning.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the HFT.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
GS: How are you gentlemen !!
GS: All your base are belong to us.
GS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
GS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
GS: Ha ha ha ...
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off very 'Flash'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'Flash'.
Captain: For great justice.

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 15:06 | 35679 D.O.D.
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FTW? is that english?

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 15:21 | 35708 Anonymous
Thu, 08/13/2009 - 15:24 | 35714 Anonymous
Thu, 08/13/2009 - 18:02 | 35948 Anonymous
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Fucking awesome!!!!

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 15:51 | 35766 Anonymous
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God mast time.
Make time important.

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 15:16 | 35700 Anonymous
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Simpy awesome :)

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 19:08 | 36029 fastbackwards (not verified)
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The thought of competing HFT engines trying to head fake each other is both hilarious and pathetic.

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 15:51 | 35765 Anonymous
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Within that link Megan wrote: "But financial meltdowns don't offer villains, for the simple reason that no one person or even one group is powerful enough to take down a whole system."

So you say? Then how about this video then...

The Money Masters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JoyICg4qbQ

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 14:47 | 35639 Anonymous
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good news from pay czar Feinberg according to the banks for whom he will be authorizing compensation:

"he (Feinberg) is not beating the populist drums"

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 19:08 | 36028 fastbackwards (not verified)
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Now I'm curious...what, in your opinion, is coming???

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 14:48 | 35644 Anonymous
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speaking of compensation.

I am a free market kinda guy. so I say pay Hall his 100 million.

Then cut his balls off and hang them around his neck as a good luck charm.

Only fair.

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 16:07 | 35791 Anonymous
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There is no free market and there never was. Pay is not set by the market. Pay in wall street is set by a cabal of incestuous fiends and that's the reason we need a Pay Czar. If we have a free market system where greed has not gone into overdrive, there would be no reason for a pay czar.

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 16:33 | 35829 Anonymous
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The US government owns Citigroup. The US government owns Phibro. The US government owns Phibro's trading strategies and data. The US government should publish all that data on the internet.

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 14:51 | 35651 Anonymous
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See, you put the Government in charge of something, and look what happens?

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 14:54 | 35655 Fish Gone Bad
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"The pain, the pain, Will Robinson..."

Dr. Smith, Lost in Space

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 14:59 | 35666 Anonymous
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welcome to the NYSE . press 1 to give goldman your money. press 2 to give credit suisse your money.

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 15:25 | 35717 Hephasteus
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LOL

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 18:43 | 35997 Sqworl
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Very funny.

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 15:01 | 35673 RockyRacoon
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Wonder if the Anonymous folks could be assigned numbers?  Or maybe just call that log-in name "Sybil" (as in Shirley Ardell Mason)?  Sure is hard to get a good flame going for Anonymous without irritating a whole lot of folks!

 

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 16:45 | 35838 Anonymous
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Hey who you callin'

and we are not a number we are a free man/woman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 15:09 | 35684 OBRon
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No outage.  Just no one buying anymore.

That is, except for competing HFT prop desks trying to get a leg up on each other with fresh Fed ammo from the treasury auctions.

The thought of competing HFT engines trying to head fake each other is both hilarious and pathetic.

Your tax dollars at work!

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 16:24 | 35818 Anonymous
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They are trying to pull their frontrunning Algo's off the exchange but they are having problems now....they know what is coming but they are just trying to fix it so when the regulators come there will be "No issues" ....watch...

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 18:45 | 35999 Sqworl
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The roach motel...they will never be able to remove it...Assigning Madoff regulators to make sure it works just fine..lol

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 18:48 | 36003 Anonymous
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Now I'm curious...what, in your opinion, is coming???

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 19:06 | 36026 Sqworl
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The plague...lol

Thu, 08/13/2009 - 18:55 | 36011 Bob
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I'm inclined to wonder if this has anything to do with the open door code access the NYSE provided on its system until recently. 

I've heard reliable reports that the White House has suffered severe DOS attacks recently, though.  Or at least say they have . . .

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