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NYSE Update: Getting Scary Out there

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UPDATE: NYSE claims it is now "functionally normal"




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Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:56 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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At what point does Uncle Sugar step in and start buying spoos as fast as Zimbabwe Ben can produce the electrons?

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:00 | Link to Comment Ivanovich
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Right about now.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:04 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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right on schedule

"don't worry here, stocks really ARE meant to be valued at 100 times earnings, just keep buying"

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:58 | Link to Comment IamTheCarpenter
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Has anyone seen my TPS reports ? ? ? (Office Space conf. call: Beuler, Beuler, anyone . . . )

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:00 | Link to Comment midnitepoet
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As Tyler so eloquently put it; Fuck this shit!

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:04 | Link to Comment Cistercian
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 Today's word is crater.Can you say crater boys and girls?I knew you could.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:07 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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Crater, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:06 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Must...not...allow...BAC...under 15...shutting down...

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:07 | Link to Comment AR
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TYLER / You watching/seeing the vol in the YEN?

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:09 | Link to Comment I need more cowbell
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Gosh, they seemed to handle yesterday's melt-up so well, what possibly could be the difference?

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:16 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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Strangely, on up days volume is so low the 'puters can handle it.

On down days, well....

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:12 | Link to Comment digalert
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I haven't seen any of those DOW 10,000 hats over on CNBS recently.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:17 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 10/30/2009 - 14:57 | Link to Comment Rusty Shorts
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Is the party over ?

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:24 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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Dollar's down and market down first time in 9 sessions.. Ruh Roh. Sellers are out today.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:53 | Link to Comment Gordon_Gekko
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Calling Bobby Prechter, calling Bobby Prechter...Helloooo....anybody there?

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:59 | Link to Comment kaptainkrunch
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Umm the dollars up $DXY .41 or .55% @ 76.32 what dollar are you looking at?

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 13:16 | Link to Comment Gordon_Gekko
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Well it's up sure, but barely compared to the plunge in equities. The POS took a plunge from about 76.40 to abt 76.15 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EQUITIES SELL OFF.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 16:06 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:36 | Link to Comment Leo Kolivakis
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Relax, it's just Goldman and their big hedge fund clients doing the final shakedown so they can scoop up some shares on the cheap. YAWN!

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:51 | Link to Comment Gordon_Gekko
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Ummm...wasn't the dollar supposed to RISE when equities fell, or something like that? Well, it looks like the equities are falling, but the dollar ain't rising that much. The dollar ain't gettin' a respite either way - as it mustn't. So much for "deflation" (Robert Prechter must be so happy!). So basically now the US Stock market is now the worst of ALL the worlds...a falling dollar and falling stock prices (as will soon be the case with Treasuries - a falling dollar with falling Treasury prices). HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Note to Dollar-Deflationists: Quick! Buy some treasuries and dollars today (or better yet RIGHT THE F--K NOW) before they run out of 'em.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 13:00 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 10/30/2009 - 13:02 | Link to Comment Leo Kolivakis
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"Don’t sell America short!”

 - JP Morgan

Sat, 10/31/2009 - 06:54 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 10/30/2009 - 13:16 | Link to Comment cocoablini
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Oh Mr.Prechter-Mr. Prechter. I believe your table is ready now. Today's Special: VIX flambe,Le Dollar avec jus et Inflationist Brulee.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 13:19 | Link to Comment cocoablini
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So what I am getting is: NYSE slows down sales and allows the SPY gunner to get into position. IS this a Master and Commander book?

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 14:14 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 10/30/2009 - 14:25 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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Enjoying a seasoned calamari salad...with dollop of Chimichurri sauce...

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 15:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 10/30/2009 - 15:32 | Link to Comment MyKillK
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I suspect that the HFT programs are saying "hands off" and are demonstrating how easily they can shut down the markets by essentially launching denial of service attacks on the order servers

Who else could launch "an inordinate influx" of sell orders on normal (or below average) volume?

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 15:36 | Link to Comment Assetman
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It appears that Goldman does just great being a Supplemental Liquidity Provider on the up days, but you wonder where they are at on a day like today.

Perhaps they are maunally turning their HFT algos to the "reverse" position and needed to place the mechanism in "park" first.

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Leo Kolivakis
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Big hedge fund client calls Goldman telling them "we need to spread panick out there so we can accumulate more shares". Goldman answers "no problem, it's Halloween, so we'll make it look really scary and buy right alongside you while the suckers sell". And so goes another routine day for Wall Street crooks. Double YAWN!!!

Sat, 10/31/2009 - 07:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 10/30/2009 - 21:15 | Link to Comment time123
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The systems and software must be made to work with even the largest volume spike possible. This will re-assure investors and ensure they have faith that when they place an order (either buy or sell) he order will be executed.

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