• Reggie Middleton
    02/09/2010 - 05:12
    The levered assets of the banks in many Euro-sovereign nations easily outstrip those nations' GDP's. So when the nations' banks get in trouble from bad banking practices (and a very large swath have), the nations themselves are helpless in attempting to truly save the banks (and instead only institute a bait and switch wherein private default risk/insolvency potential is swapped for public manifestations of the same).
  • madhedgefundtrader
    02/09/2010 - 07:22
    The rug may about to be pulled out from under the market. The onslaught of contradictory news coming out of Washington is wearing the market down. An exclusive interview with Andrew Horowitz of The Disciplined Investor.

NYSE Update: Getting Scary Out there

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UPDATE: NYSE claims it is now "functionally normal"

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by ghostfaceinvestah
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 10:56
#115126

At what point does Uncle Sugar step in and start buying spoos as fast as Zimbabwe Ben can produce the electrons?

by Ivanovich
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:00
#115133

Right about now.

by ghostfaceinvestah
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:04
#115138

right on schedule

"don't worry here, stocks really ARE meant to be valued at 100 times earnings, just keep buying"

by IamTheCarpenter
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 10:58
#115129

Has anyone seen my TPS reports ? ? ? (Office Space conf. call: Beuler, Beuler, anyone . . . )

by midnitepoet
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:00
#115130

As Tyler so eloquently put it; Fuck this shit!

by Cistercian
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:04
#115137

 Today's word is crater.Can you say crater boys and girls?I knew you could.

by Sqworl
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:07
#115142

Crater, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm

by Gilgamesh
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:06
#115140

Must...not...allow...BAC...under 15...shutting down...

by AR
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:07
#115141

TYLER / You watching/seeing the vol in the YEN?

by I need more cowbell
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:09
#115145

Gosh, they seemed to handle yesterday's melt-up so well, what possibly could be the difference?

by ghostfaceinvestah
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:16
#115157

Strangely, on up days volume is so low the 'puters can handle it.

On down days, well....

by digalert
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:12
#115148

I haven't seen any of those DOW 10,000 hats over on CNBS recently.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:17
#115159

For the first time in several months I am clueless as to what is going on. Very conflicting signals. Are these 10 days just another iteration in the fake rally, which constitutes 95% of the governments "public policy"? Or has the government finally lost faith on such idiotic "policy" given the last consumer confidence figures, and as a result is reversing course? I have been and am fully convinced the markets are to crash at some point but just don't see why this would be the point, other than the government deciding to change course.

by Rusty Shorts
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 13:57
#115391

Is the party over ?

by Anonymous
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:19
#115160

SPY and IWM are trading as far below their VWAPs as I can see... are there painting the tape negatively???

by Stoploss
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:24
#115162

Dollar's down and market down first time in 9 sessions.. Ruh Roh. Sellers are out today.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:36
#115180

Dollars up 0.51%

by Gordon_Gekko
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:53
#115208

Calling Bobby Prechter, calling Bobby Prechter...Helloooo....anybody there?

by kaptainkrunch
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:59
#115229

Umm the dollars up $DXY .41 or .55% @ 76.32 what dollar are you looking at?

by Gordon_Gekko
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:16
#115262

Well it's up sure, but barely compared to the plunge in equities. The POS took a plunge from about 76.40 to abt 76.15 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EQUITIES SELL OFF.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 15:06
#115500

the dollar index was up sharply after falling
sharply the day before....however i believe
that most of the rise in the dollar over the
past few days has been due to purchases
of treasuries this week...

i expect the decline to resume next week...

by Anonymous
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:25
#115163

Well, Halloween is tomorrow.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:28
#115167

Amex volume about 40% less at 12:30 today than in previous 4 days.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:29
#115170

Everything's okay here. Move along investors. Pay no attention to the man from Goldman Sachs behind the curtain.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:31
#115173

Wow, Yen is spiking like there's no tomorrow. Maybe there won't be.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 13:54
#115386

Was there one today?

by Anonymous
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:32
#115174

this looks scary now. you think you got a quick finger? think it again.

by Leo Kolivakis
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:36
#115179

Relax, it's just Goldman and their big hedge fund clients doing the final shakedown so they can scoop up some shares on the cheap. YAWN!

by Gordon_Gekko
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:51
#115199

Ummm...wasn't the dollar supposed to RISE when equities fell, or something like that? Well, it looks like the equities are falling, but the dollar ain't rising that much. The dollar ain't gettin' a respite either way - as it mustn't. So much for "deflation" (Robert Prechter must be so happy!). So basically now the US Stock market is now the worst of ALL the worlds...a falling dollar and falling stock prices (as will soon be the case with Treasuries - a falling dollar with falling Treasury prices). HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Note to Dollar-Deflationists: Quick! Buy some treasuries and dollars today (or better yet RIGHT THE F--K NOW) before they run out of 'em.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:00
#115231

Reinstate Glass Steagall before we have armageddon and tell the investment banks to go f*** themselves.

by Leo Kolivakis
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:02
#115237

"Don’t sell America short!”

 - JP Morgan

by Anonymous
on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 05:54
#116001

Sometimes I think you're Dennis Kneale in disguise.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:04
#115244

a gust of wind hit the house of cards, will it all fall down?

by Anonymous
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:13
#115260

a gust of wind hit the house of cards, will it all fall down?

by cocoablini
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:16
#115263

Oh Mr.Prechter-Mr. Prechter. I believe your table is ready now. Today's Special: VIX flambe,Le Dollar avec jus et Inflationist Brulee.

by cocoablini
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:19
#115266

So what I am getting is: NYSE slows down sales and allows the SPY gunner to get into position. IS this a Master and Commander book?

by Anonymous
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 13:14
#115334

It probably isn't relevant, but I just woke up from this dream where the aliens, from Alien, decided to overtake earth. They were after one kid in particular and they were being helped in their imminent conquest by a group of people, one of whom was called Stephan Guld (anyone?)- who incidentally was a female- i know this because she was a right cheap tramp, she even did me. briefly. anyway.. the kid decides to go to Texas where,.. in dreamland.. 50N. confuses the Alien mapping sensors. So the Aliens send down one of their hit squad -who, by the way looks like the dissociated head of Nixon from Futurama- and the Guld character above tells them the renegades, or whatever, it's coming to get them. So they start running. And they want to leave the gate open though partly because it's broken and who wants to stay and mend it. So the kid fixes it and then runs. The Alien (head) flies down in its little spaceship and charms a teenage girl. Who then just annoys the alien so that it fries her brain neatly and then injects into her. Anyway, by killing her quickly the alien plans are delayed, from lack of intelligence on the ground...so.. and this is where it all falls apart.
The Darth Vader of the Aliens, in a little black head-sized spaceship flies down to earth. And reports back, that they can overthrow the earth without firing a shot- by revealing to the masses what their government is doing to them.

by Sqworl
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 13:25
#115345

Enjoying a seasoned calamari salad...with dollop of Chimichurri sauce...

by Anonymous
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 14:03
#115402

TD,will you be kind enough and open up some capacity on your servers for people to trade with(lol)?

by MyKillK
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 14:32
#115449

I suspect that the HFT programs are saying "hands off" and are demonstrating how easily they can shut down the markets by essentially launching denial of service attacks on the order servers

Who else could launch "an inordinate influx" of sell orders on normal (or below average) volume?

by Assetman
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 14:36
#115459

It appears that Goldman does just great being a Supplemental Liquidity Provider on the up days, but you wonder where they are at on a day like today.

Perhaps they are maunally turning their HFT algos to the "reverse" position and needed to place the mechanism in "park" first.

by Leo Kolivakis
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 15:13
#115509

Big hedge fund client calls Goldman telling them "we need to spread panick out there so we can accumulate more shares". Goldman answers "no problem, it's Halloween, so we'll make it look really scary and buy right alongside you while the suckers sell". And so goes another routine day for Wall Street crooks. Double YAWN!!!

by Anonymous
on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 06:20
#116008

It works until it doesn't Leo, you cheerleader.

by time123
on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 20:15
#115789

The systems and software must be made to work with even the largest volume spike possible. This will re-assure investors and ensure they have faith that when they place an order (either buy or sell) he order will be executed.

time123

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