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May 6th redux?
Maybe my 99 cents order for GS fills today.
I'm fully loaded with put options right now!! :)
I feel like that time I took a whole bottle of viagra while washing them down with Red Bull!
BRING IT ON BABY!!
Suddenly everything looks like an orifice for your.....er.....eruption.
careful with that fat finger
"All your base are belong to us." -- NYSE
Somebody set up us the bomb.
Execute order 66!
if they want green, they should ban selling across the boards.
Ouch! TRIN (Arms Index) hit 30 at the open.
I think we need something like the "Inverse of the Rule of 72" rule, which is defined as how long it takes for The Machine to cut our capital in half.
I was thinking more along the lines of rule 69, where everyone goes into one huge sucking frenzy on each other. In fact, that was the cause of the Flash Crash, when rule 69 was implemented and everyone sucked all the liquidity out of each other.
Yes mom, I will wash my mouth out with soap when I get home.
Gotta love those Jun 10 VIX 35 calls.
"Hal, open the fucking pod bay door godammit!"
"Go fuck yourself Dave."
" dave - I saw your lips moving. You think I cant lip-read? Moron! Anyhoo - I caint let ya'll jeopardize the mission - d'ya hear? So Iam gonna have to send you off on a deep space mission - hahahahaha - yeah really deep space - ooohahahahaha- Have a nice day now . aaahahhahahahah"
None of the financial networks are mentioning this rule has been invoked....
Does Rule 48 include stuffing the zerohedge servers again? Zero is slow and not loading again...
Can one of you artists please draw us a picture of a black swan with Angela Merkel's face on it?
Got Ammo Bitches?
Austerity in DAAAAAAA HOUSE!!!!!
For several days I have been warning of EURUSD buying support as detected by my indicators, and this has been confirmed by the recent break out.
The proprietary indicators I use can identify trend changes before they occur.
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