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Obama Address To Nation Over Japan Catastrophe

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The glorious president who has taken some time off from his extremely busy schedule, is addressing the nation over the latest developments in Japan. He is not taking any questions for the obvious reason that answers are still "under survey." Watch the prepared remarks being delivered live here.

 

 

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Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:15 | 1068132 Atomizer
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TOTUS is a useful as a spent kotex. Stay in Brazil, the American citizens are quite capable of running this country.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:53 | 1068293 amusedobserver
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You're talking about the same American citizens that voted him into office, I presume?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 17:52 | 1068516 TuesdayBen
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the duped, the dumb, the young & stupid, the takers, and the hard left

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:25 | 1068168 cocoablini
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He took time off making his NCAA final 4 predictions?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:27 | 1068171 crzyhun
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Miller time in Rio...or whatever!

Dearest Leader and Ms are phfft with the chillun to RIO, hot cha!!

Meanwhile back at the ranch...all manner of mayhem.

2012 cannot come toooooooo soon.

 

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:27 | 1068175 Matte_Black
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New Power Line Installed At Fukushima Daiichi Plant: Govt

http://e.nikkei.com/e/fr/tnks/Nni20110317D17JFA30.htm

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:28 | 1068183 redrob25
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What tore him away from his NCAA bracket?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:28 | 1068185 penisouraus erecti
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What, he's DVR'ing the games to do this?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:30 | 1068195 ZeroHour
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ZH is in rare form today on this one. Just too many good zings to count.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:33 | 1068211 Waterfallsparkles
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Obama going to Rio for Vacation and tells us not to worry.  I am suprised he is going to give a speach before he leaves.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:33 | 1068216 Goldenballs
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Time for Charlie Sheen for president could not do a worse job than Mr Nobody Obama I don,t need a birth Certificate.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:43 | 1068258 mrdenis
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State monitor orders Asbury's Barack Obama School closed .......spending money the school doesn't have .http://www.APP.com/article/20110317/NJNEWS/110317060/State-monitor-order...

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:49 | 1068271 CD
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TEPCO falsified safety data and "dishonestly" tried to cover up problems there (2002-2007)

I am shocked, shocked I tell you...

Interesting resource (albeit recommended by AREVA):

http://us.arevablog.com/2011/03/17/twitter-nuclear-bloggers-on-latest-ja...

Twitter list: http://twitter.com/#!/@arevainc/lists/nuclear-bloggers-on-japan-4

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:50 | 1068285 sbenard
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AWOL Obama is back? Hey, Brazil, just keep him when he arrives!

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 17:15 | 1068394 Cash_is_Trash
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We don't want your shit.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 18:29 | 1068679 francis_the_won...
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No esperança e mudanças?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 17:02 | 1068325 The Count
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I ALWAYS KNEW NOBAMA WOULD BE IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS CARTER.

 

 

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 17:07 | 1068357 gwar5
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Hillary Clinton says she is not coming back as Obama's SOS after 2012. 

She says his indecision on Libya and other international issues is frustrating and everything is "amateur hour."  Ouch. She is the epitome of the neo-feminist who lets men trash them as long as they fake the women's rights thing.

We're surprised she's stayed his long. It wasn't until after the November elections, and Obama needed advice from Bill Clinton, that Hillary was even given visibility but still no power.

 

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 17:21 | 1068425 mkkby
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I didn't watch.  Did Prez Retard explain why he cancelled the Yukka Mt storage facility, so now all OUR spent fuel will remain in hundreds of unsecure locations?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 17:31 | 1068453 TonyV
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Just taking a break in between NCAA games

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 17:35 | 1068462 franzpick
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I will not listen to 1 taped minute of Embama's vacuous, campaign-oriented speaking;  I think of it as toxic, like being exposed to long-lasting Cesium-137 radiation.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 17:46 | 1068496 TuesdayBen
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This quake/tsunami/nuke and shutdown of Japanese automakers is all part of Obooba's masterfully conceived plan to speed the rise of Gubmint Motors to WORLD DOMINATION

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 17:53 | 1068521 Creed
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anyone else notice that this thread is relatively free of Obama supporters and liberal junks?

 

it's like they pop in and then pop out so fast they were never here

 

we need more threads like this

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 18:12 | 1068558 Pseudo Anonym
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Mr Nobody Obama I don,t need a birth Certificate

in Kenya, they need no stinkin birth certificates. did you not know that?

Edit: and apparently not in Amereeka either, if you're a president

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 19:03 | 1068882 Richard Whitney
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What? Japan? Catastrophe? What about the NFL labor problem? When is he going to do something about that? And then, the American Idol dilemma? Can't he just solve one important problem? After all, He won the Nobel Peace Prize! Is the stress of the back nine getting to him?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 19:49 | 1069112 Element
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Anyone else notice how he declared US reactors 'safe' ... THEN ... announced an order for a formal review into their safety?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 19:50 | 1069117 Heroic Couplet
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Someone named Wendt was CEO of GE when the nuclear design was underway. Jack Welch was a senior vice president and then CEO.  Barack Obama knows why Jack Welch and his wife aren't in Japan, with geiger counters strapped to their ars3s. They're cowards. At least Jack Welch is still alive to see the result of his, er, leadership. Just like BP, Tony Hayward, and the Rothschild family. Give the devils a name and the devils appear.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 20:36 | 1069299 The Nagus
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Ahhh...The Giant Douche to the McCain Turd Sandwich. 

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 21:03 | 1069388 gall batter
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"There is a mystery in the course of human events."  Paragraphs of cliches.  And no "let me be clear."

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 01:04 | 1070161 European American
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Log legged Mack Daddy Mulatto.

 

Did someone say "Government is an innocent reflection of the collective quality of the people?"

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 02:16 | 1070272 Peter K
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What's there to say, except: GO SARAH GO

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 07:41 | 1070560 overmedicatedun...
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having read the post on this thread, one could come to the conclusion that :

President Obama has been spectacularly successful at UNITING THE NATION..I wish.

so sad at so many levels.. a mix race man with dark skin who seems to be more about pushing agenda's of socialist and leftist dreams than leading a united country.

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