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Obama Administration Calls Market Top: Seeks Fast-Track GM IPO

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Taking a card from the Private Equity deck, the Obama Administration has indicated that it wants to fast-track the Initial Public Offering of General Motors.

Bloom said the U.S. government, which now holds a nearly 61-percent stake in GM, wanted to "err on the side of getting out a little faster" from the investment it took as part of a policy to restructure the automaker in bankruptcy.1

Well, that "let's get the fuck out of here" rationale always seemed to inspire confidence in prospective buyers before the credit crunch, right?  Outstanding marketing work on this one.  Perhaps Quadrangle will want a large allocation.




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Wed, 11/18/2009 - 15:12 | Link to Comment Bam_Man
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One needn't be a genius to realize that the GM IPO is the only reason the stock market still is where it is.

Come hell or high water, the GM bail-out WILL return a profit to the taxpayer. This is essential, as it paves the way for the myriad other bail-outs that are yet to come.

 

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 15:30 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 15:14 | Link to Comment digalert
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I have the new ticker for the GM IPO, (DTF) Destined To Fail.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 15:22 | Link to Comment crosey
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Short DTF.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 16:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 16:31 | Link to Comment NYPoke
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Short Symbol - DTFU

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 15:30 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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Why don't they just send stock options to the taxpayers.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 15:50 | Link to Comment greased up deaf guy
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me thinks the president already has an underwriter in mind.  could it beeeeeeeee... satan?  um, i mean, vampire squid?

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 16:12 | Link to Comment curbyourrisk
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Remember the old days when a company had to have actual earnings in order to be slected to list shares on the NYSE????

 

 

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 16:41 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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No, I do not remember. I thought you just had to have a business plan with "paradigm shift" in it somewhere.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 02:28 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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wtf are 'earnings'?

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 12:58 | Link to Comment Ragnarok
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LMAO

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 16:15 | Link to Comment Crook County
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Hey, GM only lost a billion last quarter. I'm sure that beat expectations.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 16:16 | Link to Comment Assetman
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Why wouldn't Obama reconstitute GM as a limited partnership?  That way the union members could keep all those abnormal profits for themselves.

Yeah, I pretty much wrote that to make myself laugh. 

 

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 16:20 | Link to Comment AR
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Few are aware of this, it's known as the "Cloward-Piven Strategy."  It is losely defined as (see below blurb). Tell us...is this not plausable under Obama and his brilliant team?  We have idiots running the asylum.

  • Cloward-Pivens: Strategy for forcing political change through orchestrated crisis

    First proposed in 1966 and named after Columbia University sociologists Richard Andrew Cloward and Frances Fox Piven, the
    “Cloward-Piven Strategy” seeks to hasten the fall of capitalism by overloading the government bureaucracy with a flood of impossible demands, thus pushing society into crisis and economic collapse.

    Inspired by the August 1965 riots in the black district of Watts in Los Angeles (which erupted after police had used batons to subdue a black man suspected of drunk driving), Cloward and Piven published an article titled "The Weight of the Poor: A Strategy to End Poverty" in the May 2, 1966 issue of

    The Nation. Following its publication, The Nation sold an unprecedented 30,000 reprints. Activists were abuzz over the so-called "crisis strategy" or "Cloward-Piven Strategy," as it came to be called. Many were eager to put it into effect.

    In their 1966 article, Cloward and Piven charged that the ruling classes used welfare to weaken the poor; that by providing a social safety net, the rich doused the fires of rebellion. Poor people can advance only when "the rest of society is afraid of them," Cloward told

    The New York Times on September 27, 1970. Rather than placating the poor with government hand-outs, wrote Cloward and Piven, activists should work to sabotage and destroy the welfare system; the collapse of the welfare state would ignite a political and financial crisis that would rock the nation; poor people would rise in revolt; only then would "the rest of society" accept their demands.

 

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 16:45 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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Yeah, I learned of that several months ago when the Acorn stuff was getting traction. Still not sure if it's tin-foil hattery or not.

I suppose if the Goldman Sachs puppet squid theory is plausible, why not this one.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 16:48 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 16:55 | Link to Comment Screwball
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I don't know why people think they need a strategy.  TPTB just do whatever the fuck they want, then lie about it.  Been going on for years.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 21:13 | Link to Comment ThreeTrees
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Or you wait until the Leviathan has gotten too big for it's britches and collapses under the weight its own ponderous bureaucracy.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 16:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 16:47 | Link to Comment aswipe
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It's like I'm watching it in HD.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 16:52 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 16:55 | Link to Comment Gimp
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What exactly would their demands be?

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 16:57 | Link to Comment Gimp
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If anyone buys the new and improved GM stock they have just reinforced the Wall Street crowd that "Yes, the American investor is a moron", lets next see if we can IPO Dog doo doo and sell that to them!

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 17:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 17:06 | Link to Comment TraderMark
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I'm holding our for the Chysler IPO

I only pray they bring back Nardelli

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 18:05 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 18:45 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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The IPO will happen before the 2010 elections.

I'm lovin the new camaro ss:

http://motorcitytimes.com/mct/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/2010-Camaro5-kits-3.jpg

that one has a sick body kit

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 20:53 | Link to Comment Rollerball
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Looks like a Mustang.  GM always had great engine-ers, but inbreds rand the show.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 19:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 19:54 | Link to Comment Mark Beck
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When to do the GM IPO? That's easy just timed it to the 2nd half of 2010. WTF? These guys talk as if they have no stake in GM.

Bloom must have one hell of a good crystal ball. Perhaps it would be prudent to wait until the market conditions are right before doing the IPO, and what per chance would these conditions be? Mr. Bloom, I never worked for an Auto company expert.

A successful GM IPO is only viable, with its current market share, through reduced incentives, at least a 12M SAAR for two successive quarters, and timed to some very high profile product launches like the Volt and a 500Hp Corvette with plans to race at La Mans. Win on Sunday sell stock on Monday.

Mark Beck

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 21:01 | Link to Comment knukles
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Wahchamean?  Anybody taken a look at the FED's balance sheet...the "other" miscellaneous items?  Or how about all those discount window loans commercial banks otherwise constrained from excessive specualtive non-bank activity by the Bank Holding Company Act?   Whodathunk there be any malfeasance or schenanigans whatsoever these days. 

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 21:12 | Link to Comment deadhead
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"Well, that "let's get the fuck out of here" rationale...."

This one is a beauty!  Love that brain of yours....

By the way Marla, how many shares you gonna be in for?

 

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 00:20 | Link to Comment Unscarred
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Shit is officially starting to hit the fan.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 00:49 | Link to Comment time123
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Ford appears to be doing much better than GM. An investmentg in Ford will likely do better over the next few years in my opinion.

time123

http://invetrics.com

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 14:13 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 11/22/2009 - 16:19 | Link to Comment Mark Beck
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Yes, so the Volt is most likely not a viable profit making venture for GM. However, it still has PR value. That is, GMs commitment to being a leader in EV technology. The IPO will be presented as a corporate package deal, of which will be new technologies like the EV.

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