Obama Confirms Leadership Failure, Pulls Out Mother Of All Mutual Assured Nukes: "Raise Debt Ceiling Or Risk Global Recession"

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Fri, 04/15/2011 - 15:37 | 1173680 NOTW777
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cant we stay in this blissful current slave state

"back???" into recession?

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 15:41 | 1173701 oh_bama
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Obama is right!!

  • RAiSE it TO 1 QUADRILLION dollars so we don't have to worry about it for a while!!
  • Be patriotic and RAISE THE DEBT you CLOWNS!
  • IF YOU DON'T RAISE IT CHAIRMAN BEN's efforts would be WASTED!!
  • JUST DO IT!!
Fri, 04/15/2011 - 16:12 | 1173881 Paul Bogdanich
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And why do we care what the bank shill in chief has to say?  Nothing is possible so long as he holds office and the banksters will get him his billion to make it another 4.

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 16:50 | 1174042 Obummer
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Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Americans, good people of the world. I bring to you today an important message, a message vital to the security and safety of our great nation. For even as I speak there are forces gathering around us. These forces gather like storm clouds on the horizon, ready to strike into the heart of our civilization. These forces seek to undermine our government. They seek to destroy our way of life. They seek to compromise our interests overseas. They seek to crash our economy. These forces do not want us to win the future.

The forces of which I speak know no master. They know no borders. They do not obey our rules. Yet they are here in our midst, lurking beneath the surface of society, waiting for the right moment to erupt from their lairs and wreak their horrible havoc. Their time is close. We must be ready.

Folks, let me be clear, this will not happen as long as I am President. I promise you that.

There are those who say that these forces do not present a danger to us, to our freedoms. But we have seen the damage for ourselves. Good Americans have already fallen prey to their manipulations. Those who downplay this danger are in fact complicit to it. This is not right.  This is not the America I love. Rest assured that over the next several weeks my administration will put forward a twenty-two step plan to fight this new threat.  We will be successful in this fight. We will win the future.

Thank you, good night, and God bless America.

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 16:57 | 1174089 Spastica Rex
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O.K., it was funny the first five times.

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 17:29 | 1174252 That Peak Oil Guy
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He's as relentless at the teleprompter as the real one.

TPOG

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 04:00 | 1175462 Michael
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Federal budget cuts = laid off government employees and ancillary jobs = lost Democrat votes in the next election. Get it strait you morons. 

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 10:40 | 1175713 Harlequin001
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'He said he was confident Congress ultimately would raise the limit. "We always have. We will do it again," said Obama,'

Does this need any further comment?

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 17:53 | 1176554 Ahmeexnal
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Directive 10-289.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 05:27 | 1175463 Michael
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Barack H. Obama is like a cancer in our country, Dr. Ron Paul is like a cure for that cancer. Be on the lookout for MSM reporters, who are virtually all card carrying members of the Council on Foreign Relations, who will try to disparage Ron Paul for the globalist agenda now that Ron Paul has filed his paperwork for his Presidential exploratory prospects. We have seen their play book before. Now go get them.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 11:08 | 1175758 Harlequin001
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if all you do is raise it each time you reach it, what's the point in having it?

Why not just ban the debt ceiling?

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 12:12 | 1175893 takinthehighway
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When it's not your money, it's not a limit, but a target...

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 13:28 | 1176046 Harlequin001
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a point you have to pass, to get to bigger things...

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 21:23 | 1174936 Yen Cross
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That was/is/will-be/ funny for ever. GOOD Work SARC?OFFF

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 01:14 | 1175387 Bananamerican
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aw, let the man post his funny...

1st time i've seen it, heh

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 17:49 | 1174350 The Profit Prophet
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Nice incorporation of the "let me be clear" feedback from an earlier post...it puts the icing on the cake.

T.E.I.N. everyone!

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 19:42 | 1174715 Al Gorerhythm
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Amazing! You have an identical twin brother who posted just above you! Interchangeable avatars! In a "Line-up", I'd be hard pressed to differentiate between one dopey looking fucker and the other.

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 22:50 | 1175178 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Obummer, I love you. LOL Keep up the awesome speeches. Hilarious!

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 02:11 | 1175415 Problem Is
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2012 Presidential Ballot

[  ]  Barry Obummer

[X] Other

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 03:04 | 1175435 carbonmutant
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[x] None of the Above

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 10:20 | 1175689 geotrader
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[x] Tyler Durden

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 10:43 | 1175726 Tater Salad
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[X] Paul Ryan

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 10:57 | 1175745 Zardinuk
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[X] Willie Nelson

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 11:05 | 1175757 Rodent Freikorps
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[X] Zombie Teddy Roosevelt

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 11:17 | 1175780 slewie the pi-rat
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XXX blythe!

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 13:00 | 1175987 Hulk
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[x] Stu Redman

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 13:11 | 1176007 Urban Roman
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[X] Hugh Romney

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 18:22 | 1174489 r101958
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But then we would be back debating the debt ceiling again in 2015.

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 19:50 | 1174731 rocker
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How Much did the Kashkari/Paulson bailout raise the debt ceiling. Oh, I forgot, like the war, it was off the books.

And....

Thank You ZH or being one of the very rare sites to know that Neel Kashkari was also one of the engineers.

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 22:38 | 1175150 Dr. Porkchop
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Raise the ceiling or I'll raze the roof!

Raise the ceiling or I'll shoot a kitten every hour of every day!

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 22:52 | 1175181 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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okay, raise it to the sky. No shooting kittens, please.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 00:26 | 1174007 Xibalba
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Obamanos!  I'm leavin for Canada!

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 01:12 | 1175383 TruthInSunshine
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Republicraps or Demublicans...

...False left-right paradaigm....

...Kabuki Theater and 3 Shell/Thimblerig.

 

All designed to give Americans the impression they have a choice.

They don't.

Deep Capture of your alleged elected representatives has been accomplished by soul-less corporate interests, where every human on the planet is a mark, and none have inherent or inalienable rights from God. We are just tissue and DNA to them, and there for experimentation of economic, social, political and psychological means.

And we are tools and instruments to further deepen the trench between the haves and have nots, to be used and discarded.

This is what civilization looks like when power in all its forms takes over and wealth is the new god and control is the new religion.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 01:45 | 1175402 ebworthen
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Dear Friend, do you not understand the magnificancne that is the U.S.A.?

Give up all your positions to the FED and the Dimons and Blankfeins and Holy Bansksters and their Legislative Accolytes; it is the only way for you to truly be free.

When you know the love of the Tnemnrevog; you may spread it with us in the airports and the shopping malls, and with your family and friends.

War is peace, servitude is wealth, toil is liberty, obedience is freedom.

 

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 10:43 | 1175724 Blankman
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Tnemnrevog - you got me on that one.  I googled it looked at it, then my dyslexia kicked in and all became clear :)

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 14:16 | 1176165 glenlloyd
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yep

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 16:48 | 1174048 BrobamaReds
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what an Obamination!

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 22:09 | 1175059 Zero Govt
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is Obumma past his 'honeymoon period' yet so that i can call him a lying fuking scumbag like every other politician in human history?!!!

TD it's no good going through everything Obumma once stood for, including all his campaign promises now lying broken on the floor. This snake bankster puppet has and will shed every skin that means anything and undermine every word in the English language before he's through. Snake oil's not only Obummas game, it's been played as a religion b everyone in DC for 200 bloody years.

Where's the surprise in this? Were we born yesterday that we forget we've been lied to by every politician and every Govt in our lives. That we've always given some new fresh faced 'Great White Hope' a chance and always been pissed on without fail. 

We thought Bush was shit (he was). We thought nobody could be worse but Obumma has taken shit to a whole new level. What does it take to wake up around here the Govt system is broke and rotten at the core???

Govt is the toilet of society and politicians are its turds. Flush Govt and the crap down the drain once and for all, where it came from and where it belongs. I for one have had enough of this stinking system in my lifetime already

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 23:17 | 1175219 buzzard
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I keep foolishly wondering how long it will be before those so focused on smaller government begin to realize that any government is too large. I know, I should just stop worrying and love the bomb... I mean vote the bums out... er form a third party... Nahh, I just can't do it.

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 23:31 | 1175243 acrabbe
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LOL!

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 00:07 | 1175304 FreedomGuy
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Never give stupid people power over yourself.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 00:58 | 1175371 Hephasteus
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My spirit guides want me to flag this as junk. But they are fucking stupid and what do they know. LOL

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 20:02 | 1176736 Husk-Erzulie
Sat, 04/16/2011 - 01:26 | 1175392 Freddie
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The Bush years were heaven compared to this shit.  Even idiot McCain would have been nirvana.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 05:09 | 1175484 Antarctico
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Even idiot McCain would have been nirvana.

I don't think so. Outside of swapping left wedge issues for right wedge issues, the end results would be the same: continuation of W's neo-con foreign policy, contiuation of W's internal police state expansion, continued regulatory capture by the banking criminal class. The substantive difference of electing Obama over McCain was putting our first black president in office. This one thing by itself is a big deal in helping to pull the race monkey off our collective American backs.  If nothing else, every black parent can now tell their son or daughter that they can one day grow up to be president, meaning they can rise to the highest heights of our society, and not have it be some sick, cosmic joke.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 11:11 | 1175764 Zardinuk
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Yay! What a pile of horse shit. Remember that talk about hatchets and scalpels? I was hoping someone would have brought out the battle axe but would have settled for hatchets, it eems Obama is using the scalpel for other purposes closer to breast and butt implants.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 16:06 | 1176369 IMA5U
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too bad what the first black president is really good at is...

 

...stealing...

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 16:46 | 1174051 BrobamaReds
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what an Obamination!

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 19:47 | 1174724 Al Gorerhythm
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The Obamanable snow job.

Fri, 04/15/2011 - 17:50 | 1174346 I am Jobe
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