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Obama Releases Long-Form Birth Certificate, Will Address Nation At 9.45 AM

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And so hopefully the whole birth certificate meme can be put behind us, Trump's attention grab campaign will finally end, and people like Ron Paul will have a chance to actually run for president. Full statement from the president to come at 9:45am.

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Birth Certificate Long Form 2

 

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Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:28 | 1211092 sangell
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You're right. Indonesia is a Muslim country. When Obama became Soetoro he became Indonesian as it is the father/husband's nationality that controls in Islamic nations. King Abdullah of Jordan, e.g., has an English mother and American stepmother but he's not an American or Englishman now is he?

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:16 | 1211029 Goofy Bastard
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Does anyone really give a shit?  Who cares where he was born, he's an establishment asshole no matter where he was born.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:41 | 1211189 mick_richfield
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Some of us are still sort of ... nostalgic for the rule of law.

I expect we'll get over it eventually.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:00 | 1211279 BigJim
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Exactly. The birthers might have a point if Obama had been competing against JFK, but he wasn't - he was competing against McCain.

So let's imagine McCain was president now - feel any better?

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:20 | 1211030 Forgiven
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We'll see.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:19 | 1211034 Temporis
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WTF... That signature looks like... Linda Green!?!?

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:41 | 1211177 cat2
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+1  MERS citizenship trasferred into securitized pools

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:17 | 1211038 francis_sawyer
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Age of MOTHER = 18

Backtrack 9 months... Cutting it pretty thin that 'Daddy-O' is a statutory rapist...

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:29 | 1211090 Pool Shark
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Just what I was thinking...

 So at least we know where Obama was born...

 

Just outside of wedlock

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:33 | 1211121 francis_sawyer
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DOB of Ann Dunham is supposedly November 29, 1942...

Cutting it VERY close there...

I'm sure that they waited to have sex until after her birthday though...

 

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:36 | 1211136 francis_sawyer
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"So at least we know where Obama was born...

 Just outside of wedlock"...

BASTARDS!

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:40 | 1211170 francis_sawyer
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Alas we FINALLY know the true meaning of:

 

"Dreams of my Father"

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:40 | 1211169 SheepDog-One
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LOL!!

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:20 | 1211041 buchesky
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So, either he was born more than three weeks early or his father had sex with a minor...

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:20 | 1211054 Thorlyx
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better with a minor than with a mirror.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:52 | 1211236 Financial_Guard...
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Correction--better with a minor than a miner!

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:19 | 1211044 Bithead1
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Sorry to bust your presidential bubble, but where is Barry's birth certificate?

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:22 | 1211046 jkruffin
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DOW +300 today then????

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:28 | 1211093 disabledvet
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Johnny Neutron with the SMACKDOWN!

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:20 | 1211048 sangell
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Now the man from Indonesia need only explain when Barry Soetoro reprised Barack Hussein Obama and when exactly was it he was in Pakistan.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:21 | 1211056 Kina
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You can see why they didn't release it earlier. The same retards will come out with something else or just say fake or whatever. The issue isn't really where Obama was born for them, they just hate him. Why they just can't come out say that who knows. Would save wasting everybody's time with this crap.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:28 | 1211091 Calmyourself
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I'll bite, I hate him. He is bad for the country on a purely political angle, he is amateurish and has fascist tendencies. There we are, everyone's time saved and we are done with that, better..

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:50 | 1211237 topcallingtroll
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Hate is a strong word.

Trash needs to be taken out before it starts stinking up the place.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:56 | 1211571 Calmyourself
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Yes, it is a strong word and I meant it in the most sincere way. Just like I would "hate" any criminal who would serially violate innocent victims. I "hate" politicians and bankers who serially violate my country, it's laws and traditions. Get over it, buy some silver you will feel better.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:29 | 1211101 disabledvet
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Zero Hedge ratings are soaring.  Back off, bro...

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:32 | 1211059 ivars
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Off topic:

Radiation levels in Fukushima reactor 1 highest since beginning :

http://www.saposjoint.net/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=66&t=2657&p=32018#p32017

It happens as they are testing their water tomb stabilizing efforts of reactor 1. It seems not attracted to stabilization.

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:21 | 1211060 scratch_and_sniff
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You windbag fools actually thought this was going to bring down the pres; even if he was born in Japan, did you really think he couldn’t have a birth certificate forged?? Lol he doesn’t have a birth certificate, how retarded is that? Meatheads.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:24 | 1211071 SheepDog-One
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I called long ago that theyd forge one.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:23 | 1211063 SheepDog-One
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OK, so lets say Obama is an american born utter failure...party on!

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:49 | 1211227 Pool Shark
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Yep.

Obama may be an epic fail, but at least he's an AMERICAN epic fail!

 "WE'RE NUMBER 1!!!, WE'RE NUMBER 1!!!, WE'RE NUMBER 1!!!..."

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:25 | 1211074 magpie
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Not nearly as interesting as Barry's adventures in Afpak during the early 80s.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:32 | 1211117 sangell
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Its the Quantum Obama conundrum. How to be in Pakistan and Columbia at the same time just as one can be in Kenya and Hawaii  simultaneously.

All things are possible in the quantum world of Obama.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:45 | 1211200 Dr. Richard Head
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+ dark matter.  (This is NOT a racial poke, but a quantum physics poke)

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:25 | 1211075 Calmyourself
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Great, he is an American Marxist who hates his own country as comprised. Now can we get rid of him without being racist birthers?

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:28 | 1211089 docj
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Nah - we'll always be racist birthers so long as we refuse to embrace The Won.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:27 | 1211084 Kina
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Obama has been a total failure. Really the spite and malice and hatred isn't needed from the birther morons and their type.

 

This thread is a sure magnet for every type of birther fuckwit. I hence forth am abandoning it for inmates who are on their way.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:30 | 1211085 AC_Doctor
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I am sure we will be able to contact the attending physician and

witness to corroborate this wonderful occurance, since Satan only comes every 2000 years...

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:25 | 1211088 TideFighter
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Thought ZHers were smarter than that. Once again, a "Certificate of Live Birth" is NOT a "Birth Certificate". They are completely different documents. Funny, I'm older than he is, born in Hawaii, and there are still many people living that remember my birth. How about just ONE person comes forth, a nurse, a doctor, a neighbor, anybody that attended the birth.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:29 | 1211111 undercover brother
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it will not happen.  they're all dead by now from mysterious causes.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:32 | 1211129 John McCloy
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In sure that Doctor is long deceased. If he is not he is likely waking up to a brand new hot tub being installed on his back patio this morning. I agree with what you ask which is "why does nobody remember the birth, why no other mothers who had conversations with his mother while in delivery or recovery and why does not a single soul remember Pres. O living in Hawaii before age 5?"
Millions were spent to hide this and there is a reason. At the end of the day he is still the worst President we have ever had.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:55 | 1211253 ibjamming
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Especially a young girl with a black baby!  Remember...this is still the good old days...pre "diversity".

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:41 | 1211191 SheepDog-One
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Of course! They tried the 'cert of live birth' ALREADY! Also inconvenient is Obamas Kenyan birth cert with hospital, doc signatures, footprint....each member of congress was sent a copy.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:26 | 1211097 baconator3000
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His mother was a whore

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:28 | 1211107 bob_dabolina
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lol

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:27 | 1211099 buzzsaw99
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That is the fakest looking document I've ever seen. I am about the same age as the preznit and if you copied my birth certificate it would look like crap. That thing looks like it was typed out on white paper yesterday. Scandal.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:27 | 1211102 Dr. Impossible
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so gold crossing 1500 was the trigger to all these recent attempts at transparency?...whats gonna happen at 2000? alien discloser?

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:30 | 1211105 Sir Angry Spankalot
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Actually the Constitutional issue is not dependent on whether or not he was born in the USA. His father was not a US citizen so he is not natural born. both parents must be citizens in addition to being born in the USA. the point was to have no alternate allegiances.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:37 | 1211142 trillion_dollar...
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That is factually incorrect. Michael Dukaka would have been deemed ineligible as both his parents were greek immigrants.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:29 | 1211110 MonsterZero
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Maybe he's proved he was in fact born in Hawaii but the REAL story is that Hawaii isn't actually part of the United States of America. It's still part of the Empire of Japan making Obama 100% japanese. Sarah Palin knows this and is keeping it secret for now but will reveal when the time is right. And anyway.. can you buy 6 cases of beer and drive to Hawaii? No.. I don't think so.. and damnit, that's just not very american.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:31 | 1211444 FeralSerf
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Hawaii was illegally annexed to the U.S.  This has been officially acknowledged by the Apology Resolution.  It's not legally U.S. territory.

http://www.hawaii-nation.org/publawsum.html

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:39 | 1211483 topcallingtroll
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Incorrect.

We have hearsay and circumstantial evidence when the queen abdicated she meant to hand over the keys. It just sorta slipped her mind.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:29 | 1211113 Doubleguns
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I wonder if Ben is printing birth certificates now.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:33 | 1211119 williambanzai7
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Now can we have the 30 million mortgage notes too?

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:36 | 1211153 topcallingtroll
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Hahaha!

Good one!

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:35 | 1211130 DonnieD
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Obama is just as big of an attention whore as Trump. He could have ended this before it got started. But I guess when you're a political elite who doesn't have to follow the same rules and laws as your subjects, you can indulge yourself in this petty game for a while.

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:35 | 1211132 Tunga
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Who is George Scherff Jr.? 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:37 | 1211140 rsnoble
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Donald Trump?  LMAO.  Another sociopath attention queen with a bunch of insolvent businesses---perfect!  A ponzi perpetuator!  Palin should run as his vp.  I guarantee they'd have a reality show in the whitehouse.  What a joke.   Clinton, Bush, Obama.........what POS is next? 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:16 | 1211383 serotonindumptruck
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"...what POS is next?"

The USA will self-destruct long before the next presidential election cycle. Although a "General David Betrayus / General Wesley 'cruise missile' Clark" ticket would be interesting.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:39 | 1211141 colonial
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First.  Why now?  Why today?  Considering how much damage this has caused Ob why didn't he release this years ago? 

Second, is there not some question about the immigration status of Ob's parents?  I thought that was the issue, not necessarily where he was born.

But what the heck do I know?  I think we went to war in Iraq over oil.  And I thought this was the basis for Ob's Presidential run. 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:37 | 1211143 Bubba Schwartz
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Bubba Sez:

Why spend millions in court fighting efforts to have it released?  Certainly there are strategists or chess players among the readers of this website who can posit the logic behind this.

Watch the birdie?  Perhaps.

Or, perhaps something else?

The paper trail on this guy is sketchy at best...

So, where to go from here?  Let's leave that up to those who are so inclined.  Meanwhile, keep the great ECONOMIC posts coming, Tyler..

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:35 | 1211144 undercover brother
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At this point the birther deal is moot and he won't get booted over it.    I just wish he'd give it a rest and shut the hell up.....at least until earnings are over. 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:42 | 1211181 buzzsaw99
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If it is a proven fake could he be ousted for that?

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:37 | 1211145 Pablo Escobar
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birth weight?

birth length?

footprint?

I thought those were on the "long form"?

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:40 | 1211185 buzzsaw99
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+1

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:45 | 1211202 SheepDog-One
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They are on the long form, and the Kenyan birth cert with foot print, hospital name, doctors, nurses, was sent to EACH member of congress, which makes them all liars each and every one of them.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:46 | 1211207 Temporis
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You know... now that you mention that, I recall when I viewed my BC a while back all the information your stating was listed.

Maybe they did things different in Hawaii durring that year.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:38 | 1211149 velobabe
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fraud.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:35 | 1211150 Antidisestablis...
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No, the question was NEVER was he born in the U.S.  The question is, is he eligible to be President.  Constitutionally speaking, the answer is no, and always will be no.

The Constitution says you must be a 'natural born' citizen.  Everybody is reading this as though it is the same thing as 'native born'.  Obama IS 'native born'.  He is NOT 'natural born'.  If this distinction weren't important why does it read 'natural' and not 'native'?

'Natural born', according to the understanding of the Framers and according to a couple of Supreme Court rulings defining the term, means you must be born to TWO U.S. citizens at the time of your birth.  (I'm not making this up.  Go Google 'natural born'.)  As Obama's father (now formally established in the birth certificate just released) was never a U.S. citizen, Obama was never 'natural born'.

If we, as a nation, choose to let this slide...well, OK.  Let's just disregard the meaning of the Constitution then.  Let's disband the Supreme Court.  Let's get rid of this 'separation of powers' nonsense. 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:54 | 1211258 Temporis
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Wiki is not 100% factual and can be edited.

You should know this.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:05 | 1211326 Greyzone
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Natural born was never defined by the framers and therefore the common understanding is that the framers meant the exact same thing as English common law from the previous 300+ years.

"It thus clearly appears that by the law of England for the last three centuries, beginning before the settlement of this country, and continuing to the present day, aliens, while residing in the dominions possessed by the crown of England, were within the allegiance, the obedience, the faith or loyalty, the protection, the power, and the jurisdiction of the English sovereign; and therefore every child born in England of alien parents was a natural-born subject, unless the child of an ambassador or other diplomatic agent of a foreign state, or of an alien enemy in hostile occupation of the place where the child was born. III. The same rule was in force in all the English colonies upon this continent down to the time of the Declaration of Independence, and in the United States afterwards, and continued to prevail under the constitution as originally established." - United States vs. Wong Kim Ark, 1898

The above is from the Supreme Court itself, long before Obama's parents were even born. So drop the natural born nonsense. In fact, prior to the 14th amendment, the court insisted that defining "natural born" was the responsibility of the states. The 14th amendment changed this but up until the 14th amendment, this wasn't even a federal matter.

Note that the above clause is exactly why illegal immigrants who have a child in the US can then (correctly) claim that their child is a US citizen. That child would also be eligible to run for president of the United States, once old enough to meet the other constitutional limitations.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 14:46 | 1212804 AnAnonymous
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'Natural born', according to the understanding of the Framers and according to a couple of Supreme Court rulings defining the term, means you must be born to TWO U.S. citizens at the time of your birth.  (I'm not making this up.  Go Google 'natural born'.)  As Obama's father (now formally established in the birth certificate just released) was never a U.S. citizen, Obama was never 'natural born'.

 

Obama is not a natural born US citizen. Neither have been all the other so called US citizens. They are all fake because you need to be born from two US citizens parents. And descending from people who claimed that their parents were US natural born citizens does not count. The Founding Fathers generation was not natural US citizens. So where are your US citizens natural born ancestors?

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:36 | 1211157 Cassandra Syndrome
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Just before the other conference later today...

 

Fallacy: Red Herring

 

Also Known as: Smoke Screen, Wild Goose Chase.

Description of Red Herring

A Red Herring is a fallacy in which an irrelevant topic is presented in order to divert attention from the original issue. The basic idea is to "win" an argument by leading attention away from the argument and to another topic. This sort of "reasoning" has the following form:

     

  1. Topic A is under discussion.
  2. Topic B is introduced under the guise of being relevant to topic A (when topic B is actually not relevant to topic A).
  3. Topic A is abandoned.

This sort of "reasoning" is fallacious because merely changing the topic of discussion hardly counts as an argument against a claim.

 

 

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:36 | 1211159 Calmyourself
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No two ways around it, Barry is a huge failure for most Americans. For hard leftists he is a great success, a seminal leader who has managed to jam things down our throat that twenty years ago would have caused civil unrest. He from my perspective is very bad for the country and needs to be removed with as much of his accomplishments as possible. Please keep in mind if he was held to any standard comparable to past presidents he would already have been impeached for his serial lies. The press is the true enemy of freedom. Had Goebbels and important members of his staff Reifenstahl etc been removed quickly the meme would have been badly hobbled in Germany.

However, more important and currently relevant, is Bernanke going off the reservation at his press conference later today? Why today for the long form, this day is making me feel quite cautious.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:45 | 1211212 topcallingtroll
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Barry Soetoro

He never misses making a proclamation on a muslim holiday, but the dog must have eaten his easter proclamation.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:59 | 1211271 theopco
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Thanks, Glen. It does not get repeated often enough enough.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:09 | 1211340 tip e. canoe
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"For hard leftists he is a great success, a seminal leader who has managed to jam things down our throat that twenty years ago would have caused civil unrest."

funny, i know a couple hard leftists and they share the same vitriol for the narcissist-in-chief as you do, albeit for opposite reasons.

try again

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:45 | 1211508 Calmyourself
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Their vitriol would be as a result of? His fashion choices, hook with his 5 iron, what? Perhaps his complete GWB game plan continuation what? You try again and supply an opinion not some hearsay..

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 20:04 | 1212240 tip e. canoe
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instead of opinion, how about a retelling of an old african trickster tale?

One summer morning into the once prosperous village came a sharp-dressed stranger.  He sauntered down the Main Street with a regal air capturing moments of the village's past glory with an altogether unique twist, catching the eye of every villager he walked past, but never deviating his direction or slowing his step.  

Once the stranger disappeared out of the village, a man from the right-side of the street shouted, "Wow did you see that man with the black hat."  A man from the left-side of the street replied, "No, he had on a white hat."   Soon, an argument ensued between the villagers on the right-hand side of the street who insisted he had a black hat, and those on the left who insisted he had on a white hat.

The argument got so heated in the midday sun that fights broke out, brothers and sisters tussled, and neighbors began to hurl long-buried insults at each other.   Meanwhile, the crops suffered for lack of water, the carcasses of last week's hunt went rotting on the hook and the town crooks (who incidentally also (not so) secretly ran the village) took the opportunity to rob the villagers blind.

Meanwhile, outside the village under a large shade tree, the sharp-dressed stranger sat smoking a Newport.   He twirled his half-side-black, half-side-white hat on his finger.   When the spinning stopped and the seam between the colors lined up with the center of his forehead, he chuckled, placed the hat back his head, butted out his smoke, got up and headed back in the direction from whence he came.

Back in the village, the bickering was clearly at a fever pitch when someone shouted, "Look!  The stranger is returning!   This will settle the matter once and for all!"

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 14:38 | 1212765 AnAnonymous
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Please keep in mind if he was held to any standard comparable to past presidents he would already have been impeached for his serial lies. The press is the true enemy of freedom.

 

Sure, sure. Many US presidents were impeached for lying, those who were not, that is because they did not lie. And Obama is a natural born US citizen. Hence his relation to freedom.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:39 | 1211164 lesterbegood
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In my opinion, it is irrelevent whether Obama is a natural-born American as he is just a CEO of a corporation. So what if he's possibly in violation of the corporate charter (THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES).

Another corporation posing as legitimate government.

Just my 2 trillion Bernanke bucks worth.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:39 | 1211167 catch edge ghost
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meme meme meme.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:41 | 1211178 Bithead1
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Not that I care but...The state of Hawaii will give a certificate of birth (apparently short for Certificate of Live Birth) in the case of a person born in a foreign country. Why would they do that? Well, most babies born overseas to American parents get US citizenship through the parents. The exception to this would be a child born to mixed parents (meaning one US parent and one foreigner) and if the American parent did not meet certain age and US residency requirements. Barack’s father was never a US citizen. Barack’s mother, Ann Dunham Obama, was under the minimum age, 19 years old, so she could not have transferred US citizenship to her baby.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:11 | 1211355 Greyzone
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Bullcrap. Go read  United States vs. Wong Kim Ark, 1898. By your argument two underage kids who have a child could not declare their child a US citizen but it has nothing to do with the parent's declaration. It has to do with where the child is born, with exceptions made for military occupiers of US territory and foreign diplomats. Those are the only exceptions. Read the case law instead of spouting Trump's nonsense.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:20 | 1211395 Bithead1
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Oh, you are talking about Obama?  I was talking about Barry...sorry for the confusion.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:50 | 1211188 ZeroPower
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Quite surprising the amount of junks people get who question the validity of this B.C... Since when has ZH turned sheeple?

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:52 | 1211235 docj
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Organizing for America made a brief apperance. They seem to have gone back to bed.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:14 | 1211359 bigdumbnugly
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you think they get up that early, doc?

if so it probably was pretty tiring for them.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 14:01 | 1212513 Mad Cow
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There seems to be a lot of Obotrolls hiding under bridges these days.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:41 | 1211190 buzzsaw99
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Whoever is holding that document has dirty (and yellow) fingernails. Yuck!

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:41 | 1211194 Hephasteus
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*cough* Shopped *cough*

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:44 | 1211195 topcallingtroll
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What about all your school records?

I vaguely remember a promise about being the most open administration in history.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:17 | 1211391 Hephasteus
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Ok. If were going to be all open and honest about school records.

Kindergarten teacher gets furious with me becasue she's having a hard time controlling me. Calls my mom in for a meeting. Tells her that she makes me stand in the corner for timeout and that even if she forgets how long the timeout is and it goes super long I don't complain.

Mom says. He's got 3 brothers and sisters he LIKES being alone.

Kindergarten teacher tells her there's something wrong with me.

I just thought I'd let ya guys know. In case you were wondering. There's something wrong with me.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:42 | 1211201 digalert
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Too little, too late. Barry Hussein ObaMao has already proved that he is a liar.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:44 | 1211206 AldoHux_IV
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Does that mean the rest of the nation will actually have to focus on real things now in terms of voting-- oh wait I forgot I'm sure they'll come up with some other distraction to lull the masses into some meaningless debate further masquerading the fact that there is no difference between the republican'ts and democraps and the centrally planned social class genocide.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:44 | 1211209 theopco
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Still don't care.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:47 | 1211211 Sig Sauer
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legit or not......worst.president.ever.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:45 | 1211214 crzyhun
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Great...now we can get on to the real question. What flag does Dearest Leader salute?

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:48 | 1211215 Everybodys All ...
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If you can't beat Barack Obama on this track record you don't deserve to be president.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:47 | 1211216 InconvenientCou...
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Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:49 | 1211218 Dr. Porkchop
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Who is worse for president, a wall st. drone with a birth certificate problem or a vitamin pyramid scheme hocking douche with a comb forward?

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:48 | 1211226 MetalHoarder
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All this does is confirm that his father was a Kenyan citizen, and in 1961 would have been a British subject.  The release of this document confirms half of the birther argument, namely that Barack Obama is not a natural born citizen.  To meet those requirements, Obama needs both parents to be US Citizens at the time of his birth.  This issue will just shift now from the birth certificate to the constitutional requirements for being a "natural born" citizen

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:49 | 1211232 williambanzai7
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Why do they release this now? I'll tell you why. 

Trump is not the dingbat from the North.

The other noises he is making are striking too close for Barry's comfort.

Frankly, the reason they did not release it was a cynical game as well. They liked playing the let's discredit the birther Tea Party crack pot movement. 

Trump outplayed them. Only then did they decide to remove the ordnance from the theater.

Next case...

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:54 | 1211249 JPDG
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That was quick. 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:58 | 1211268 HomoHominiLupus
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Time to bend over and remove the jalapeno that was inserted into our respective asses courtesy of the united crackpot alliance. This worthless frenzy has caused us – once again to shift focus away from issues of REAL importance and, might I add, manifested the view prevalent in the rest of the world that we are a nation of childish buffoons unable to make even the most minuscule political decisions.

 A country gets the government and leadership it deserves. If Obama’s birth place were truly as hot as an issue as the chattering class would have us believe it should and would have been debated BEFORE Mr. Obama was ELECTED president. It wasn’t and for now we have to suck it up. There is no excuse for being asleep at the wheel. Let’s make sure that we all take a fine dose of Ritalin to get rid of our collective political attention deficit disorder and make sure that “Snookie” doesn’t reach for the Presidency in 2012.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 09:57 | 1211272 Bagbalm
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Why is it framed out? What is behind the frame?

The Wizard of Oz?

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:08 | 1211327 termlife-
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I guess this proves that Obama is a high yellow, black chink.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:09 | 1211331 topcallingtroll
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Shit this is all so funny i cant get any work done. Just stop for a while, ok? Quantum obama.....you guys are the best...now stop and let me get to work!

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:15 | 1211363 oogs66
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I think he was just embarrassed that neither of his parents had jobs at the time....

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:31 | 1211386 divide_by_zero
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This is still the same shit as the Certification of Live Birth they've been parading as a "Birth Certificate" for several years now, nice clean modern fonts except this time more care on making the typed in stuff look old.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:25 | 1211425 Corduroy
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If I was planning on running for President, aomething like a birth certificate that proves who I am would be near the top of my list before I started running for office...

Then again, we cannot even determine military service records for past Presidents, so why let a birth certificate get in the way...

Anyway, this along with so many things is now past the point of been a non-issue, until the populace overuns the Senate..

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:28 | 1211427 4 wheel drift
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"Race of Father" -->  "African" ?

 

bs...   back then it would have been written "Colored"

 

is there such a thing as an "African" race ?  i guess the forgers were not informed of this little detail

 

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:29 | 1211446 drchris
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Here is a birth certificate from about the same time in Oahu published a couple of years ago:

http://www.wnd.com/images/090728birthcert.gif

 

Everything looks in order.  It's interesting that it's from the same hospital.  I'm sure people won't make too much of that (sarc).

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:42 | 1211502 metastar
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If we can forge currency, we can forge any document!

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:19 | 1211732 Pseudo Anonym
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Obama Releases Long-Form Birth Certificate

if this is real, as opposed to a forgery by CIA et al, then that shuts me up.   Nevertheless, my long form birth certificate looks a lot different than Hussein Al-Obamahim's.  But who knows what certificates the Honolulu quacks were peddling back then in 1961.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:56 | 1211897 takinthehighway
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"You f'ed up - you trusted us."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOXtWxhlsUg

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 12:21 | 1211965 Homey Da Clown
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• If the original document was in a bound volume (as reflected by the curvature of the left hand side of the certificate), how can the green patterned background of the document's safety paper be so seamless?

• Why, if Obama was born on August 4, 1961, was the “Date Accepted by Local Reg.” four days later on August 8, 1961?

• What is the significance of the smudges in the box containing the name of the reported attendant?

• David A. Sinclair, the M.D. who purportedly signed the document, died nearly eight years ago at age 81. So he is conveniently unavailable to answer questions about Obama’s reported birth.

• In the “This Birth” box there are two mysterious Xs above “Twin” and “Triplet.” Is there a sibling or two unaccounted for?

• What is the significance of the mysterious numbers, seen vertically, on the document’s right side?

• Finally, the “Signature of Local Registrar” in box 21 may be a desperate attempt at establishing the document’s Hawaiian authenticity. Note to forgers: It is spelled “Ukulele.”

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 14:53 | 1212864 Joe Sixpack
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Well if this is for real, all I can say, why not 3 years ago?

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