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Obama's "Sputnik Speech" Word Cloud

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The most repeated words are "people," "years", "new", "jobs" and "make." Sounds about right. "Debt" is not even in the top 50.

 


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Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:49 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Flying high?  You know this...Obama smoking some good shit.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:56 | Link to Comment CombustibleAssets
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His brother George gets him the good stuff... Kenyan Ganja

http://www.ww4report.com/node/6764

 

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 11:22 | Link to Comment crzyhun
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Hawaian Gold Baby!! Some S dat!!

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 14:14 | Link to Comment sgt_doom
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My fellow Americans, just one time, one lousy time when they give that yearly U.S. Chamber of Commerce state-of-the-union-address by whichever bankster stooge happens to be in the White House, I’d like to see the stooge point up to the gallery, and there would be sitting Alfred E. Neuman. 

Now I ask you, who has sold more stuff for America than Alfred E. Neuman? 

What American has continuously put the citizenry at ease with his constant soothing repetitious phrase:

 

 What, me worry?

 

Who is the one American who can always be relied upon in time of war and……I guess just war, the empire always seems to be invading some country or other…..so I guess just war? 

Alfred E. Neuman, that’s who! 

Alfred E. Neuman is the man! 

Alfred E. Neuman is the real deal! 

In 2012 --- vote Alfred E. Neuman for real regime change. 

Think Tunis. 

Think Cairo. 

Think about what your Uncle Ralph used to tell you.  (Hopefully not “Turn down that damn music, you stupid mofo!” like my Uncle Ralph!) 

If in the year 2000 America could break the animal barrier and elect its first simian president in George W. Bush, and in 2008 could break the semi-race barrier and elect its first Afro-Saxon, then by God we should be able to elect the first likable cartoon character in 2012! 

Lord knows we’ve had the most unlikable cartoonish characters as president over the past 30 years. 

It’s post-mortem in America.

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:50 | Link to Comment RoRoTrader
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Reform school has a nice ring to it.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:49 | Link to Comment Shell Game
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Of course, 'think' and 'cuts' are two of the small clouds..

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:08 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Seen that.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:49 | Link to Comment Ima anal sphincter
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Same-ol feces. Blah, blah, blah...... I'll tell you what you want to hear, but I'll do my masters bidding.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:50 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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This speech has the most amazing double speak.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:02 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Yes, amazing!

"Our troops will be gone by July."  Very next sentence "We will hunt down Al-Queda until they are gone."

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:51 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Tomorrow could be vicious for the bears.

Seems like the day after The Ben Bernank or President Obama speak, TPTB instructs the PigMen at GS, JPM and MS punch the "Buy ES Futures" button.

I always call it the "resubstantiation rally" or the "re-coronation rally" as Uncle Thug shows his power.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:55 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Everything is a boner contest with the oilgarchs.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:56 | Link to Comment Shell Game
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Hangman top?  May just play it, thanks for the heads up..

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:07 | Link to Comment Spalding_Smailes
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Got NVDA ???

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 02:04 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Bump crack.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:08 | Link to Comment Double down
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How about the transubstantiation meltup?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:26 | Link to Comment RoRoTrader
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Sounds like something a few Chinese friends told me about their parents being sent for 're-education' when Mao was in power.

It may be another day for the Pigmen, but pussy loves money be it long or short.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:36 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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because that's how we roll in this strumpetocracy formerly known as america.

DOW 36k = inevitable.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:52 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:54 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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When he says "us" and "we" he is refering to his and only his brethren.  The oilgarchs are going to try to "win the future".  The American people are their enemy.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:58 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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We live in 0 B.C. (Birth Certificate)

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:00 | Link to Comment Selah
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Holy Crap!

I stand corrected.

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:03 | Link to Comment Hulk
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LOL, at last I can provide a link to Barry O's BC on the internet for inquiring minds!!!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:03 | Link to Comment traderjoe
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Brilliant! 

I've actually been googling the whole birth certificate thing. Originally I thought the Birther's were just whiny losers. I haven't concluded my research, but can you imagine not having to provide your birth certificate or your college records for the highest office in the land?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:07 | Link to Comment vxpatel
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So this proves it right? It's official, Obama is a US born citizen, since we stole the land from the Hawaiians and it's ours.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:08 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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LOL

Yeah.....but he's still a Muslim so..............

Looks like something my grandchild scrawled on the bedroom wall with some do-do from his diaper.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:11 | Link to Comment nmewn
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LOL...takes balls to bum rush those secret services guys and rip that off his forehead.

OFS!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:59 | Link to Comment ISEEIT
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I mostly stay silent.

Obama and the Left does represent evil. They are not just wrong, they are evil. Look at M. Scott Peck and 'people of the lie'. This shit isn't just typical chess board politics. It has been indisputably on real terms proven that our nation is a train wreck and yet obama and his criminal Leftist gang demand absolute destruction.

Not defending the 'Right' on this, both sides have had their role and are equally guilty.

You drive the getaway car and you enabled the crime.

B.O. and his crap makes me sick though. They are the worst sort of deceiver because their base ideology is structured upon deceit and is the anti thesis to conservatism/libertarianism.

Think union on steroids/mafia.

It is very painful to be forced to acknowledge that we have a President of the United States who so openly desires to destroy this nation.

Equally sad am I because Rep Ryan did not take this opportunity to really put the situation we are in in more plain  terms.

I suspect that many of the 'old guard' of ZH have not left for dissatisfaction, but Rather despair.

WE ARE FUCKED>

 

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 00:52 | Link to Comment WaterWings
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Pathocracy: Tyranny at the Hand of Psychopaths

 

Most of written history is written on pages of blood.  I think today, right now, is another one of those moments just before something very bad is about to happen. And, this time, we have the written historical records of bad news to learn potentially lifesaving, culture-rescuing information before we slip into another example of blood and carnage insanity.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 16:19 | Link to Comment ConfederateH
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ISEEIT that was a great post.  But why do you start it with a statement "Obama and the Left does represent evil. They are not just wrong, they are evil" and then feel compeled to say "both sides have had their role and are equally guilty".  This is precisely the reason why things have been getting worse for 30 years, because the left  has been able to continue precisely this narrative, that both sides are equally guilty when in reality one side is guilty of causing the problems with the complicity of the media, while the other side is guilty of not stopping them.  This does not equate to an equality of guilt, so as long as you continue prevaricating on this YOU ARE AS GUILTY AS THE BOTH SIDES!

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 02:22 | Link to Comment MayIMommaDogFac...
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I think that first signature says: "Epstein's Mother's Doctor"

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 07:40 | Link to Comment velobabe
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H O

     w

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:53 | Link to Comment SilverRhino
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You know what's missing completely?

Liberty & Freedom

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:12 | Link to Comment Selah
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But:

Liberty =  Captivity

Freedom = Slavery

It's all in Orwell's manual for governance.

 

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:12 | Link to Comment nmewn
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A sad...just damn +1

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:22 | Link to Comment vxpatel
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AND Jesus, and God! We are turning into a godless state with a socialist agenda! WE NEED REAL CHANGE NOW!

PALIN/QUAYLE 2012!

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:56 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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"I believe in this New Year" (clap, clap, clap) "that the American people" (clap, clap, clap) "want jobs" (clappity, clappity, clap) "that make work government jobs" (clap, clap, clap) "will continue" (clap, clappity, clap) "taxes" (clap) "spending" (clap) "deficit" (clap) "cheese" (clap) "sneeze" (clap, clap) "pickles" (clap) "Republicrats" (clap), "Demicans" (clap, clap) "election" (clap) "salmon" (clappity clap) "pig's ear...Vito...gawd...Bess...skills...ideas...cheese whiz...Amerika (clappity clappy clapping standing ovation).

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 03:52 | Link to Comment dogbreath
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I was beginning to think I had lost my sense of humor and or was bumbed out or really depressed.  That was really funny Ebworthen, thanks.

 

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 08:51 | Link to Comment Miss Expectations
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Very funny. Since this is a reply:  fuckity, fuckity, fuck

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:55 | Link to Comment sodbuster
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Shit!! When I heard the President and his family had fled to the UK and taken up residence- I thought it was OUR pretend president. Imagine my disappointment!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:49 | Link to Comment Pez
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Couldn't have been OURS; he left 2/3rds of the gold back in the vault.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:55 | Link to Comment Common_Cents22
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How dumb can you be to believe anything this guy says.   The man behind the curtain.  The magician using sleight of hand speech so you don't pay attention what he actually does.   That's too hard to research as it takes time away from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:55 | Link to Comment Convolved Man
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The word cloud algorithm can't read between lines.

Where are the subliminal messages?

GE rules.

Buy Stocks.

Love the Fed.

Ben's your Friend.

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:57 | Link to Comment Cheesy Bastard
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New years (      ) jobs make people (       ).  MADLIBS!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:01 | Link to Comment Hammer Down
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blow, complacent

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:57 | Link to Comment CrashisOptimistic
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Rumor has it that the Sputnik Moment plan includes cancelling funding for NASA's back to the moon program.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:08 | Link to Comment Dr. Porkchop
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According to the PBS Documentary on Sputnik.. don't recall the title, but it's viewable online..they had the technology to get into space before the Russians, but bureaucratic bs made it not happen.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:58 | Link to Comment Selah
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WE

ARE

SO

FUCKING

FUCKED

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:04 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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LOL! 

+10

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:21 | Link to Comment Ima anal sphincter
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Still laughing on that one.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:59 | Link to Comment fast mover
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As best said from Ghostbusters II:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUy_uXD1J-Y

 

 

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:12 | Link to Comment Double down
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Thank you, Thank you!!!

oh, I almost forgot

BTFD beatches

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:05 | Link to Comment Dr. Porkchop
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Only people like Paul, Kucinich,  and Perot, right or wrong, mean to actually do what they say. That's why they are marginalized.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:08 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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So did you mean that or do you need to be marginalized?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:11 | Link to Comment Dr. Porkchop
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I mean that I think they were serious about what they wanted to do if elected, and that's why they weren't taken seriously. Whether you agree with what anyone of them wanted to do isn't important.

 

Actually, I guess Paul is the most successful, and people will probably take him more seriously in the next election cycle.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:20 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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I get you, and agree with you.  Being an honest politician is like being a bird with a broken wing in a fenced yard with 300+ cats.

I was giving you a double negative; no matter you answered you would be "wrong" according to your definition and therefore require being marginalized - just like the politicians ;-)

Sorry, my sarcasm was stuck on "high".

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:49 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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Prendergast definition of 'Honest Politician': one who stays bought.

- Ned

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:09 | Link to Comment vxpatel
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America is a country of fat, future diabetics/cancer/blood pressure/stroke patients...we are getting the type of leaders the general populace deserves. People who don't like it should leave the US and go to some 3rd world country.

We have the BRAVEST consumers in the world, willing to buy anything on credit, that's why the Islamofacists hate us and our way of life.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 00:02 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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vx:

"..., that's why the Islamofacists hate us and our way of life."

really?  Please elucidate.  I'm curious about your use of the term 'Islamofacist'.  Where did that come from?

- Ned

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:07 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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The cloud of juvenile narcisissm hanging about the entire event is astounding.

 

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 03:28 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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About as genuine as the Academy Awards, ne?

I gave up long ago on believing what politicians say they're gonna do and only pay attention to what they DO!

The purpose of a system is what it does.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:07 | Link to Comment Selah
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Not many mentions of "Egypt" in the cloud.

I'm sure many other world leaders would like to ignore that little "situation"...

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:10 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Lovely pyramids there.

I think Joe Biden and John Boehner were there once, and they shook hands, but maybe that was at the Luxor in Vegas...

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:37 | Link to Comment Selah
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Lovely "tweeters" there too.

They don't seem happy about the Tunisia reference without regard to the near-revolution in Egypt.

Pretty shabby for an internet-aware administration...

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:11 | Link to Comment Xibalba
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"We do big thangs!"

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:13 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
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I still like Faber's speech better. I bet "prostitute" doesn't show up in too many of Obama's speeches...but if it did, along with the word "taxes," then maybe we could keep on paying Social Security and still afford Medicaid.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:17 | Link to Comment haskelslocal
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Faber is a grandstanding clown...

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:18 | Link to Comment Ham Wallet
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I did like how FOX always kept the teleprompter in the camera shot ; )

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 00:05 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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did you see how they kept the words out of camera view above Joe Bite-Me's hair plugs?

- Ned

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:20 | Link to Comment dryam
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Have to say I was a little dissappointed there wasn't a shout out to JP Morgan & the Crimex on the excellent work they've been doing.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:21 | Link to Comment gwar5
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The Irony Escapes Obama:

He's calling for a Sputnik moment, a Russian accomplishment, as he is ending the American space program.

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:55 | Link to Comment Slewburger
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++Gwar

I was telling my gf how much bullshit it was when he basically called for Americans to reinvent themselves, because their jobs were gone. He didn't mention how that managed to happen. Or the fact he's pushing the SPP not the repeal of NAFTA and GATT. It is rape in broad daylight.

Praising China. Praising Russia. The leadership in our country is envious of the various -ism(s) that elude them. After all its pretty difficult to control people with rights.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:28 | Link to Comment Liquid Courage
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YAWK!

You've got your McJobs & your McMansions ... now you've got your McFreedom and your McLiberty ... not to mention your McBread and McCircuses.

Ye gods! When did the SOTU devolve from a serious reckoning of the actual state of the Union into a mindless excercise in pure PR? 'Bout half-past Dealy Plaza near as I can figure.

M - I - C , M - I - C,

Lead US on to Victory!

 

How's that working out? No, wait, it's McVictory, yeah, that's it.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 01:11 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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dp

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:28 | Link to Comment BlackSea
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And to think that the word "screwed" did not even make the list...

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:47 | Link to Comment Caviar Emptor
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Notice he buried the reference to Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security cuts deep in the text. But there it is in black and white, GOP got their green light. What he wants in return: no repeal of Obamacare 

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 00:20 | Link to Comment New Revolution
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We move ahead together,... or not at all???   I guess it's not at all then as the economic system in place today absolutely prevents that from ever occurring.    Thanks Mr. President, at least we know what to expect now.    The New American Revolution.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 01:03 | Link to Comment TheGoodDoctor
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How about "We can not "make" any "new" "jobs" "people" because we have been in "debt" for "years"!"

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 01:49 | Link to Comment trav7777
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bla bla bla hope bla bla bla change bla bla bla terrorists

can we get rid of this clown already??

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 02:00 | Link to Comment jomama
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and replace him with who?  anyone willing to step up against TPTB will get their brains blown out.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 06:58 | Link to Comment zhandax
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You need the right person.  They couldn't kill Andrew Jackson and he did kill the 1800's version of the Fed.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 01:52 | Link to Comment Fix It Again Timmy
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Groan...

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 08:05 | Link to Comment fallst
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After last years TimmyHug, with Larry Summers in the shadows standing in aisle, before last years SOTU, a shudder started, won't stop.

Sttttill  Shhhaking...

Who Is This Guy?

Shouldn't he have run for Mayor First?

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