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Obama's "Sputnik Speech" Word Cloud

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/25/2011 22:44 -0400

The most repeated words are "people," "years", "new", "jobs" and "make." Sounds about right. "Debt" is not even in the top 50.

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Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:49 | 904931 Mr Lennon Hendrix

Flying high? You know this...Obama smoking some good shit.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:56 | 904975 CombustibleAssets

His brother George gets him the good stuff... Kenyan Ganja

http://www.ww4report.com/node/6764

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 11:22 | 906031 crzyhun

Hawaian Gold Baby!! Some S dat!!

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 14:14 | 906604 sgt_doom

My fellow Americans, just one time, one lousy time when they give that yearly U.S. Chamber of Commerce state-of-the-union-address by whichever bankster stooge happens to be in the White House, I’d like to see the stooge point up to the gallery, and there would be sitting Alfred E. Neuman.

Now I ask you, who has sold more stuff for America than Alfred E. Neuman?

What American has continuously put the citizenry at ease with his constant soothing repetitious phrase:

What, me worry?

Who is the one American who can always be relied upon in time of war and……I guess just war, the empire always seems to be invading some country or other…..so I guess just war?

Alfred E. Neuman, that’s who!

Alfred E. Neuman is the man!

Alfred E. Neuman is the real deal!

In 2012 --- vote Alfred E. Neuman for real regime change.

Think Tunis.

Think Cairo.

Think about what your Uncle Ralph used to tell you. (Hopefully not “Turn down that damn music, you stupid mofo!” like my Uncle Ralph!)

If in the year 2000 America could break the animal barrier and elect its first simian president in George W. Bush, and in 2008 could break the semi-race barrier and elect its first Afro-Saxon, then by God we should be able to elect the first likable cartoon character in 2012!

Lord knows we’ve had the most unlikable cartoonish characters as president over the past 30 years.

It’s post-mortem in America.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:50 | 904933 RoRoTrader

Reform school has a nice ring to it.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:49 | 904934 Shell Game

Of course, 'think' and 'cuts' are two of the small clouds..

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:08 | 905036 nmewn

Seen that.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:49 | 904936 Ima anal sphincter

Same-ol feces. Blah, blah, blah...... I'll tell you what you want to hear, but I'll do my masters bidding.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:50 | 904940 Mr Lennon Hendrix

This speech has the most amazing double speak.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:02 | 905002 ebworthen

Yes, amazing!

"Our troops will be gone by July." Very next sentence "We will hunt down Al-Queda until they are gone."

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:51 | 904946 RobotTrader

Tomorrow could be vicious for the bears.

Seems like the day after The Ben Bernank or President Obama speak, TPTB instructs the PigMen at GS, JPM and MS punch the "Buy ES Futures" button.

I always call it the "resubstantiation rally" or the "re-coronation rally" as Uncle Thug shows his power.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:55 | 904968 Mr Lennon Hendrix

Everything is a boner contest with the oilgarchs.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:56 | 904973 Shell Game

Hangman top? May just play it, thanks for the heads up..

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:07 | 905030 Spalding_Smailes

Got NVDA ???

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 02:04 | 905404 Hephasteus

Bump crack.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:08 | 905041 Double down

How about the transubstantiation meltup?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:26 | 905110 RoRoTrader

Sounds like something a few Chinese friends told me about their parents being sent for 're-education' when Mao was in power.

It may be another day for the Pigmen, but pussy loves money be it long or short.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:36 | 905142 alien-IQ

because that's how we roll in this strumpetocracy formerly known as america.

DOW 36k = inevitable.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:52 | 904952 williambanzai7

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:54 | 904961 Mr Lennon Hendrix

When he says "us" and "we" he is refering to his and only his brethren. The oilgarchs are going to try to "win the future". The American people are their enemy.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:58 | 904987 williambanzai7

We live in 0 B.C. (Birth Certificate)

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:00 | 904998 Selah

Holy Crap!

I stand corrected.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:03 | 905007 Hulk

LOL, at last I can provide a link to Barry O's BC on the internet for inquiring minds!!!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:03 | 905010 traderjoe

Brilliant!

I've actually been googling the whole birth certificate thing. Originally I thought the Birther's were just whiny losers. I haven't concluded my research, but can you imagine not having to provide your birth certificate or your college records for the highest office in the land?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:07 | 905031 vxpatel

So this proves it right? It's official, Obama is a US born citizen, since we stole the land from the Hawaiians and it's ours.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:08 | 905037 Cognitive Dissonance

LOL

Yeah.....but he's still a Muslim so..............

Looks like something my grandchild scrawled on the bedroom wall with some do-do from his diaper.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:11 | 905054 nmewn

LOL...takes balls to bum rush those secret services guys and rip that off his forehead.

OFS!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:59 | 905206 ISEEIT

I mostly stay silent.

Obama and the Left does represent evil. They are not just wrong, they are evil. Look at M. Scott Peck and 'people of the lie'. This shit isn't just typical chess board politics. It has been indisputably on real terms proven that our nation is a train wreck and yet obama and his criminal Leftist gang demand absolute destruction.

Not defending the 'Right' on this, both sides have had their role and are equally guilty.

You drive the getaway car and you enabled the crime.

B.O. and his crap makes me sick though. They are the worst sort of deceiver because their base ideology is structured upon deceit and is the anti thesis to conservatism/libertarianism.

Think union on steroids/mafia.

It is very painful to be forced to acknowledge that we have a President of the United States who so openly desires to destroy this nation.

Equally sad am I because Rep Ryan did not take this opportunity to really put the situation we are in in more plain terms.

I suspect that many of the 'old guard' of ZH have not left for dissatisfaction, but Rather despair.

WE ARE FUCKED>

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 00:52 | 905296 WaterWings

Pathocracy: Tyranny at the Hand of Psychopaths

Most of written history is written on pages of blood. I think today, right now, is another one of those moments just before something very bad is about to happen. And, this time, we have the written historical records of bad news to learn potentially lifesaving, culture-rescuing information before we slip into another example of blood and carnage insanity.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 16:19 | 907067 ConfederateH

ISEEIT that was a great post. But why do you start it with a statement "Obama and the Left does represent evil. They are not just wrong, they are evil" and then feel compeled to say "both sides have had their role and are equally guilty". This is precisely the reason why things have been getting worse for 30 years, because the left has been able to continue precisely this narrative, that both sides are equally guilty when in reality one side is guilty of causing the problems with the complicity of the media, while the other side is guilty of not stopping them. This does not equate to an equality of guilt, so as long as you continue prevaricating on this YOU ARE AS GUILTY AS THE BOTH SIDES!

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 02:22 | 905423 MayIMommaDogFac...

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I think that first signature says: "Epstein's Mother's Doctor"

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 07:40 | 905590 velobabe

H O

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:53 | 904955 SilverRhino

You know what's missing completely?

Liberty & Freedom

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:12 | 905057 Selah

But:

Liberty = Captivity

Freedom = Slavery

It's all in Orwell's manual for governance.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:12 | 905059 nmewn

A sad...just damn +1

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:22 | 905091 vxpatel

AND Jesus, and God! We are turning into a godless state with a socialist agenda! WE NEED REAL CHANGE NOW!

PALIN/QUAYLE 2012!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:56 | 904966 ebworthen

"I believe in this New Year" (clap, clap, clap) "that the American people" (clap, clap, clap) "want jobs" (clappity, clappity, clap) "that make work government jobs" (clap, clap, clap) "will continue" (clap, clappity, clap) "taxes" (clap) "spending" (clap) "deficit" (clap) "cheese" (clap) "sneeze" (clap, clap) "pickles" (clap) "Republicrats" (clap), "Demicans" (clap, clap) "election" (clap) "salmon" (clappity clap) "pig's ear...Vito...gawd...Bess...skills...ideas...cheese whiz...Amerika (clappity clappy clapping standing ovation).

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 03:52 | 905495 dogbreath

I was beginning to think I had lost my sense of humor and or was bumbed out or really depressed. That was really funny Ebworthen, thanks.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 08:51 | 905681 Miss Expectations

Very funny. Since this is a reply: fuckity, fuckity, fuck

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:55 | 904969 sodbuster

Shit!! When I heard the President and his family had fled to the UK and taken up residence- I thought it was OUR pretend president. Imagine my disappointment!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:49 | 905184 Pez

Couldn't have been OURS; he left 2/3rds of the gold back in the vault.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:55 | 904970 Common_Cents22

How dumb can you be to believe anything this guy says. The man behind the curtain. The magician using sleight of hand speech so you don't pay attention what he actually does. That's too hard to research as it takes time away from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:55 | 904971 Convolved Man

The word cloud algorithm can't read between lines.

Where are the subliminal messages?

GE rules.

Buy Stocks.

Love the Fed.

Ben's your Friend.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:57 | 904980 Cheesy Bastard

New years ( ) jobs make people ( ). MADLIBS!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:01 | 904999 Hammer Down

blow, complacent

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:57 | 904983 CrashisOptimistic

Rumor has it that the Sputnik Moment plan includes cancelling funding for NASA's back to the moon program.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:08 | 905039 Dr. Porkchop

According to the PBS Documentary on Sputnik.. don't recall the title, but it's viewable online..they had the technology to get into space before the Russians, but bureaucratic bs made it not happen.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:58 | 904984 Selah

ARE

FUCKING

FUCKED

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:04 | 905016 ebworthen

LOL!

+10

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:21 | 905085 Ima anal sphincter

Still laughing on that one.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:59 | 904993 fast mover

As best said from Ghostbusters II:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUy_uXD1J-Y

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:12 | 905058 Double down

Thank you, Thank you!!!

oh, I almost forgot

BTFD beatches

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:05 | 905022 Dr. Porkchop

Only people like Paul, Kucinich, and Perot, right or wrong, mean to actually do what they say. That's why they are marginalized.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:08 | 905034 ebworthen

So did you mean that or do you need to be marginalized?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:11 | 905052 Dr. Porkchop

I mean that I think they were serious about what they wanted to do if elected, and that's why they weren't taken seriously. Whether you agree with what anyone of them wanted to do isn't important.

Actually, I guess Paul is the most successful, and people will probably take him more seriously in the next election cycle.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:20 | 905084 ebworthen

I get you, and agree with you. Being an honest politician is like being a bird with a broken wing in a fenced yard with 300+ cats.

I was giving you a double negative; no matter you answered you would be "wrong" according to your definition and therefore require being marginalized - just like the politicians ;-)

Sorry, my sarcasm was stuck on "high".

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:49 | 905185 New_Meat

Prendergast definition of 'Honest Politician': one who stays bought.

- Ned

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:09 | 905043 vxpatel

America is a country of fat, future diabetics/cancer/blood pressure/stroke patients...we are getting the type of leaders the general populace deserves. People who don't like it should leave the US and go to some 3rd world country.

We have the BRAVEST consumers in the world, willing to buy anything on credit, that's why the Islamofacists hate us and our way of life.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 00:02 | 905209 New_Meat

vx:

"..., that's why the Islamofacists hate us and our way of life."

really? Please elucidate. I'm curious about your use of the term 'Islamofacist'. Where did that come from?

- Ned

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:07 | 905027 ebworthen

The cloud of juvenile narcisissm hanging about the entire event is astounding.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 03:28 | 905483 StychoKiller

About as genuine as the Academy Awards, ne?

I gave up long ago on believing what politicians say they're gonna do and only pay attention to what they DO!

The purpose of a system is what it does.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:07 | 905032 Selah

Not many mentions of "Egypt" in the cloud.

I'm sure many other world leaders would like to ignore that little "situation"...

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:10 | 905046 ebworthen

Lovely pyramids there.

I think Joe Biden and John Boehner were there once, and they shook hands, but maybe that was at the Luxor in Vegas...

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:37 | 905146 Selah

Lovely "tweeters" there too.

They don't seem happy about the Tunisia reference without regard to the near-revolution in Egypt.

Pretty shabby for an internet-aware administration...

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 07:44 | 905045 99er

Dow Futures

http://99ercharts.blogspot.com/2011/01/ym_8801.html

Edit: The Morning After...

http://99ercharts.blogspot.com/2011/01/ym_26.html

http://www.zerohedge.com/forum/99er-charts-0

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:11 | 905053 Xibalba

"We do big thangs!"

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:17 | 905076 RmcAZ

http://www.carloangiuli.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/doin-thangs.jpg

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:13 | 905061 HoofHearted

I still like Faber's speech better. I bet "prostitute" doesn't show up in too many of Obama's speeches...but if it did, along with the word "taxes," then maybe we could keep on paying Social Security and still afford Medicaid.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:17 | 905071 haskelslocal

Faber is a grandstanding clown...

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:18 | 905077 Ham Wallet

I did like how FOX always kept the teleprompter in the camera shot ; )

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 00:05 | 905216 New_Meat

did you see how they kept the words out of camera view above Joe Bite-Me's hair plugs?

- Ned

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:20 | 905081 dryam

Have to say I was a little dissappointed there wasn't a shout out to JP Morgan & the Crimex on the excellent work they've been doing.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:21 | 905088 gwar5

The Irony Escapes Obama:

He's calling for a Sputnik moment, a Russian accomplishment, as he is ending the American space program.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:55 | 905196 Slewburger

++Gwar

I was telling my gf how much bullshit it was when he basically called for Americans to reinvent themselves, because their jobs were gone. He didn't mention how that managed to happen. Or the fact he's pushing the SPP not the repeal of NAFTA and GATT. It is rape in broad daylight.

Praising China. Praising Russia. The leadership in our country is envious of the various -ism(s) that elude them. After all its pretty difficult to control people with rights.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:28 | 905119 Liquid Courage

YAWK!

You've got your McJobs & your McMansions ... now you've got your McFreedom and your McLiberty ... not to mention your McBread and McCircuses.

Ye gods! When did the SOTU devolve from a serious reckoning of the actual state of the Union into a mindless excercise in pure PR? 'Bout half-past Dealy Plaza near as I can figure.

M - I - C , M - I - C,

Lead US on to Victory!

How's that working out? No, wait, it's McVictory, yeah, that's it.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 01:11 | 905334 palmereldritch

M-I-C K-E-Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmILOL55xP0

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 01:12 | 905335 palmereldritch

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:28 | 905123 BlackSea

And to think that the word "screwed" did not even make the list...

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:47 | 905178 Caviar Emptor

Notice he buried the reference to Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security cuts deep in the text. But there it is in black and white, GOP got their green light. What he wants in return: no repeal of Obamacare

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 00:20 | 905235 New Revolution

We move ahead together,... or not at all??? I guess it's not at all then as the economic system in place today absolutely prevents that from ever occurring. Thanks Mr. President, at least we know what to expect now. The New American Revolution.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 01:03 | 905317 TheGoodDoctor